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(NHL)   It's all or nothing tonight as the Bruins face the Caps on home ice in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals. One shall stand, one shall fall. 7:30PM ET   (nhl.com) divider line 1105
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2012-04-25 07:27:50 PM  

soopey: Smiths: Spazmojack: Better go now. If you don't you'll regret it come 3rd period.

i have a backup....

[i.imgur.com image 348x640]

No match for fatalvenom's backup last year. Home made hooch.

[i1045.photobucket.com image 640x360]


As one of the Flyers team alcoholics, I am contractually bound to take a shot after every Flyers goal. That looks good for about 12 minutes of hockey.

My liquor budget is screwed.
 
2012-04-25 07:28:46 PM  
TheKnownUniverse

I will quit drinking.


This post frightens and confuses me.
 
2012-04-25 07:29:08 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 07:30:40 PM  

Smiths: TheKnownUniverse: I usually just lurk in these threads, but I have promised to others that if the Caps win, I will quit drinking. So posting on Fark for extra accountability. Or something.

i don't like this.

at all.


Awww. Why not? I can go back to just lurking...
 
2012-04-25 07:30:42 PM  
i1082.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 07:32:10 PM  
Another classic Jack sermon...
 
2012-04-25 07:33:27 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 07:33:33 PM  
Thomas suiting up looked like Iron Man I donning the armor. And I don't even like Thomas.
 
2012-04-25 07:33:34 PM  
okay i just jinxed it i'm sorry guys

vodak supply was wayyyy too low.

sorry :(

blame the liquor store being a 6 minute run.
 
2012-04-25 07:34:09 PM  

soopey: Smiths: Spazmojack: Better go now. If you don't you'll regret it come 3rd period.

i have a backup....

[i.imgur.com image 348x640]

No match for fatalvenom's backup last year. Home made hooch.

[i1045.photobucket.com image 640x360]


oh god i remember that. we spent like an entire period debating whether it was urine or not.
 
2012-04-25 07:34:44 PM  
Fark all Boston teams
 
2012-04-25 07:34:49 PM  
Caron in, Thornton out tonight for the Bruins. Bit of a surprise.
 
2012-04-25 07:34:53 PM  
What channel is the game on? I'm watching NBC Sports and they are showing a special about the `72 summit series...
 
2012-04-25 07:34:55 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 386x573]

[i36.photobucket.com image 175x175]


she'd be hotter in a leafs jersey
 
2012-04-25 07:35:30 PM  

lacrossestar83: Fark all Boston teams


LOL...Suck it my friend.
 
2012-04-25 07:35:37 PM  
OK, Bruins. Here we are, another Game 7, at home. You know what to do - so go do it!


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 07:36:06 PM  
No Horse in this race....but.....

Go Black and Gold. More importantly...go Hockey!!
 
2012-04-25 07:36:36 PM  

mjones73: What channel is the game on? I'm watching NBC Sports and they are showing a special about the `72 summit series...


nbc sports or CSNDC if you're regional.

meaning nasal hockey announcing.
 
2012-04-25 07:36:58 PM  

ontariolightning: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 386x573]

[i36.photobucket.com image 175x175]

she'd be hotter in a leafs playoff gameworn jersey


FTFY, because then it wouldn't exist.
 
2012-04-25 07:37:22 PM  

ontariolightning: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 386x573]

[i36.photobucket.com image 175x175]

she'd be hotter in a leafs jersey


Yeah, but then she wouldn't be posted in a playoff thread.
 
2012-04-25 07:37:34 PM  
No love for the Caps but I have to root for them because Tim Thomas is such a douche.
 
2012-04-25 07:38:12 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: TheKnownUniverse

I will quit drinking.

This post frightens and confuses me.


If it helps, I'm drunk right now
 
2012-04-25 07:38:37 PM  

9beers: No love for the Caps but I have to root for them because Tim Thomas is such a douche.


Trust me, Dale Hunter out douches TT by a huuge margin.
 
2012-04-25 07:38:51 PM  

9beers: No love for the Caps but I have to root for them because Tim Thomas is such a douche.


FOR TRAYVON!

/oblig 9beers post :)
 
2012-04-25 07:39:36 PM  
Bruins:
Jordan Caron and Mike Mottau in. Thornton and Corvo out.

Caps:
Shultz in. Erskine out.
 
2012-04-25 07:40:50 PM  
Rancourt looks like somebody the diddles kids.
 
2012-04-25 07:40:54 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 07:41:26 PM  
I was expecting some serious singer doing the anthem after that lead in.

This guy just hasn't been fired in 30 some years.
 
2012-04-25 07:41:32 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 07:41:38 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 07:41:46 PM  

TheKnownUniverse: I usually just lurk in these threads, but I have promised to others that if the Caps win, I will quit drinking. So posting on Fark for extra accountability. Or something.

Although if they lose does that mean I have to go on an off-season bender? Oh well, win-win?


Why do I think I have a better chance of winning the lottery tonight than there is of you being able to stay sober?
 
2012-04-25 07:41:55 PM  
Time to retire dude.
 
2012-04-25 07:42:08 PM  
Yet again not carried by local stations. A farking game 7 not carried locally? Not even on any radio station so fans without cable can at least listen to it? Again, a heart felt fark you to big cable and why I pirate any entertainment medium I can get my farking hands on.
 
2012-04-25 07:42:22 PM  
I wonder if Patrice Bergeron would get annoyed if you continually referred to him as "Patrick Shepherd" which I think is his name is if you really un-French it.
 
2012-04-25 07:42:32 PM  
Rene Rancourt is 72????? Holy shiat, he looks like he's in his 50's.
 
2012-04-25 07:42:44 PM  

Smiths: mjones73: What channel is the game on? I'm watching NBC Sports and they are showing a special about the `72 summit series...

nbc sports or CSNDC if you're regional.

meaning nasal hockey announcing.


I forgot, I live in Cecil County which is 60 mins from Philly, I get Caps games by default...
 
2012-04-25 07:42:49 PM  
Anxious feelings for players end here. For fans, they start here.
 
2012-04-25 07:43:45 PM  

2wolves: Time to retire dude.


Little off tonight. An octave off....
 
2012-04-25 07:44:01 PM  

soopey: Anxious feelings for players end here. For fans, they start here.


So very very true.
 
2012-04-25 07:44:12 PM  
Anyone know the name of the song that dude sung before the game?

/not used to seeing the anthems on U.S. TV!
//holy shiat!
 
2012-04-25 07:44:47 PM  

mjones73: Smiths: mjones73: What channel is the game on? I'm watching NBC Sports and they are showing a special about the `72 summit series...

nbc sports or CSNDC if you're regional.

meaning nasal hockey announcing.

I forgot, I live in Cecil County which is 60 mins from Philly, I get Caps games by default...


When I lived there I found football season to be the worst, they only showed Ravens and Redskins games on Sundays. Thank Tebow for DirecTV and the Sunday Ticket.
 
2012-04-25 07:45:17 PM  

sk8r: 2wolves: Time to retire dude.

Little off tonight. An octave off....


An octave wouldn't be bad, but he clearly didn't hit the right notes on "Free" or "Brave" at the end

Not that, I can do better, but this is the internet -- Worst. Anthem. Ever.
 
2012-04-25 07:45:30 PM  
Jason Chimera....the Bush Beard.
 
2012-04-25 07:45:30 PM  

ununcle: Yet again not carried by local stations. A farking game 7 not carried locally? Not even on any radio station so fans without cable can at least listen to it? Again, a heart felt fark you to big cable and why I pirate any entertainment medium I can get my farking hands on.


On the bright side, you don't have to listen to Craig Laughlin.
 
2012-04-25 07:46:20 PM  
WOW....way to just stand there and do nothing, Ovie.
 
2012-04-25 07:46:42 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 07:47:03 PM  
The organist just did a Rush riff there?
 
2012-04-25 07:47:11 PM  
Have they mentioned that Boston didn't lose a Game 7 last year?

i love when they mention that.

total "YA DON'T SAY" comment.

/next goal wins
 
2012-04-25 07:47:42 PM  

soopey: SevenSeven: I'LL SHAVE MY ASS AND WALK BACKWARDS THROUGH OUR HISTORICAL TOWN VILLAGE IF THE BRUINS LOSE THIS. If there is a similar bet from a caps fan. Preferably a woman caps fan, if they exist; who would show her breasts or shave her moustache.. Remember, this is fark.

What the hell? *checks profile. See Amherst* Go riot on Zoomass. Your school sucks and you're a bad person.

XOXO

UMass Lowell Grad.


Ahh, I knew I liked you! I went there as well.
 
2012-04-25 07:47:56 PM  

Donnchadha: The organist just did a Rush riff there?


Probably.
 
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