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2012-04-25 12:28:55 PM
The president, just as he was wrapping [it] ... the milky substance appeared to hit his pants, prompting the president to begin wiping himself off with a towel ... "I'm very embarrassed"

selective editing makes everything better.
 
2012-04-25 12:35:09 PM
theorellior: Magorn: Technically its not really a fetish until he brings up the part about proving it and the glass- topped table

Amateur. True aficionados use 6 mil Saran-Wrap


True aficionados probably don't use anything.
 
2012-04-25 12:38:21 PM
"Getting yogurt on the president, you've got a story to tell," Obama told the lady, according to a pool reporter on scene.

I'm guessing that some right-wingers will find problems with this, because Obama had the temerity to mention the fact that he's the president.
 
2012-04-25 12:39:18 PM
I hear that's called "Doing it Greek Style"
 
2012-04-25 12:41:06 PM
farkityfarker: "Getting yogurt on the president, you've got a story to tell," Obama told the lady, according to a pool reporter on scene.

I'm guessing that some right-wingers will find problems with this, because Obama had the temerity to mention the fact that he's the president.


They're angry at anything he would have done in the situation. If he laughed it off, he's weak. If he got mad, he's a meanie.
 
2012-04-25 12:45:09 PM
This means Sarah Palin is automatically President and Obama has to sprinkle fruit on his head and live in a refrigerator at Walmart.
 
2012-04-25 12:46:50 PM
WizardofToast: If he got mad, he's a meanie.

I heard that Obama ate two gallons of Greek yogurt and then burped the "Star-Spangled Banner" on live television. I ain't even mad, that's amazing.
 
2012-04-25 12:49:13 PM
FTFA: "President Obama had an embarrassing spill"

How the hell is this embarrassing for Obama? He didn't spill or embarrass himself.

I guess this is for the derp crowd where having some youghurt on his pants is an excuse to laugh at him and will probably morph into "Obama is such an elitist klutz that he spills hippy yoghurt on his own pants - Guess he was trying to emulate Clinton spilling similar things"
 
2012-04-25 12:49:32 PM
Further proof that Obama hates American culture.
 
2012-04-25 12:52:15 PM
Citrate1007: Limbaugh was derping about Obama wanting to keep student loan interest rates low...

Funny, he was derping about that yesterday too. Something about how, "If Obama wanted to keep interest rates low, why did he and the rest of the (at the time) Democrat-controlled Congress vote for the interest rates in question to expire?" According to an article in the Washington Post, "Acting on a Democratic campaign promise in 2006, Democrats in 2007 crafted the law to progressively lower the interest rate from 6.8 percent to the 3.4 percent rate - where it is this school year - and then return to the original 6.8 percent in 2012. Republican President George W. Bush signed the deal into law after it was approved by bipartisan but Democratic-heavy majorities in both chambers."
 
2012-04-25 12:53:06 PM
"Is that yogurt on my pants or are you just really glad to meet me"

See. Now THAT's what I would have said in Obama's place there.

/Probably one of the reasons I'm not POTUS.
//Well, that and the whole "Canadian" thing.
///Metric slashieeees.
 
2012-04-25 12:53:21 PM
FTFA" "A young woman spilled yogurt on the president just as he was wrapping up and about to get back inside his armored black Chevy Suburban."

It could have been worse. It could have been a young man and it could have been throat yogurt. Is "armored black Chevy Suburban" the Secret Service codename for the First Lady?
 
2012-04-25 12:53:32 PM
HairBolus: FTFA: "President Obama had an embarrassing spill"

How the hell is this embarrassing for Obama? He didn't spill or embarrass himself.

I guess this is for the derp crowd where having some youghurt on his pants is an excuse to laugh at him and will probably morph into "Obama is such an elitist klutz that he spills hippy yoghurt on his own pants - Guess he was trying to emulate Clinton spilling similar things"


Obama's actions are kind of like those artsy fartsy old films. Every single thing has a much deeper meaning. Stepping on gum shows his stomping on freedom. Sneezing in public means he's going to spread his socialism to us all. Having yogurt spilt on you by someone else shows how he's submerged in the organic hippy culture.
 
2012-04-25 12:54:59 PM
Was it this broad?

a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-04-25 12:55:17 PM
trappedspirit: Slow No news day?

Headline alone justifies the silly story.

/Gud jerb, Subster.
 
2012-04-25 01:00:36 PM
A woman was allowed to get near enough to the President with an unknown liquidy- gelatinous substance to spill it on him? Sounds like yet another embarrassment for the Secret Service to me.

/If they're "Secret", why do we know about them?/
 
2012-04-25 01:02:32 PM
Bf+: ...and over at FoxNation:

focker1 2 hours ago:
Too bad it wasn't acid.
8 people liked this.


By the time the convention rolls around, all the Freepers and Foxers will be OPENLY calling for his assassination - legality and Secret Service be damned. You watch. 90% of all forum posts on the entire Internet will be "SHOOT THE MOTHERF**KER!!!1!!11"

I shudder to think what it's gonna be like in October.
 
2012-04-25 01:04:38 PM
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2012-04-25 01:07:28 PM
Citrate1007: Limbaugh was derping about Obama wanting to keep student loan interest rates low. Apparently he thinks that students who are PAYING for their own loans and want a lower interest is somehow asking for a handhout from the governemnt. I'm sorry but by that rational wouldn't it stand that someone that wants a tax break is asking for a handout from the government.

His whatever Obama says is wrong attitude is akin to tricking Elmer Fudd with the Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, No, Yes, Aha! antics of Bugs Bunny.


well technically tax breaks ARE handouts, as are tax cuts that favor some and not others
 
2012-04-25 01:08:03 PM
HAMMERTOE: A woman was allowed to get near enough to the President with an unknown liquidy- gelatinous substance to spill it on him? Sounds like yet another embarrassment for the Secret Service to me.

/If they're "Secret", why do we know about them?/



What actually happened was she was eating a small bowl of yogurt when she noticed the crowd and President working its way toward her. She placed the yogurt bowl on the ground. When the President approached where she was standing the secret service and camera people sort of rushed her and one of the camera people kicked the bowl at her feet and it splashed a bit onto the secret service and President Obama's pant leg. The President jokingly asked whose yogurt was it and she answered it was her's, even though she didn't actually spill it on her.
 
2012-04-25 01:09:29 PM
My old stomping grounds!

Colorado is going to be a swing State and President Obama knows that getting CU, CSU & DU on-board can help him take it. I realize that young people don't vote as often as older generations, but the Millennials are THE biggest population in the United States right now. Democrats are looking forward by catering to the youth of today.
 
2012-04-25 01:10:43 PM
vitameatavegamin: Was it this broad?

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a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

images.wikia.com
 
2012-04-25 01:11:10 PM
HAMMERTOE: /If they're "Secret", why do we know about them?/

I could tell, but then I would have to kill you.

Actually, they call themselves "Secret Service" because "JO Buddies" was taken.
 
2012-04-25 01:12:00 PM
Doink_Boink: HAMMERTOE: A woman was allowed to get near enough to the President with an unknown liquidy- gelatinous substance to spill it on him? Sounds like yet another embarrassment for the Secret Service to me.

/If they're "Secret", why do we know about them?/


What actually happened was she was eating a small bowl of yogurt when she noticed the crowd and President working its way toward her. She placed the yogurt bowl on the ground. When the President approached where she was standing the secret service and camera people sort of rushed her and one of the camera people kicked the bowl at her feet and it splashed a bit onto the secret service and President Obama's pant leg. The President jokingly asked whose yogurt was it and she answered it was her's, even though she didn't actually spill it on her.


HAHAHA STUPID 0BAMA SAYIN AND DOIN SOMETHING IN RESPONSE TO SOMETHING ELSE!!!

/deeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrppppp!
 
2012-04-25 01:15:07 PM
wonkette.com

This is bad news, for Obama.
 
2012-04-25 01:15:45 PM
Stile4aly: Further proof that Obama hates American culture.

Q: What's the difference between Free Republic and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has a culture.
 
2012-04-25 01:42:25 PM
Are we absolutely sure it was yogurt??? I want the video!

I just love them squirters!

static.someecards.com
 
2012-04-25 01:45:20 PM
P.S.- I would not want to be near the White House when he gets home!

mtpundit.com
 
2012-04-25 01:47:02 PM
mmm, frozen yogurt
 
2012-04-25 01:47:54 PM
HairBolus: FTFA: "President Obama had an embarrassing spill"

How the hell is this embarrassing for Obama? He didn't spill or embarrass himself.

I guess this is for the derp crowd where having some youghurt on his pants is an excuse to laugh at him and will probably morph into "Obama is such an elitist klutz that he spills hippy yoghurt on his own pants - Guess he was trying to emulate Clinton spilling similar things"


farking MSM just straight up making shiat up. Goddamn them. GOD DAMN THEM
 
2012-04-25 02:14:32 PM
Doink_Boink: HAMMERTOE: A woman was allowed to get near enough to the President with an unknown liquidy- gelatinous substance to spill it on him? Sounds like yet another embarrassment for the Secret Service to me.

/If they're "Secret", why do we know about them?/


What actually happened was she was eating a small bowl of yogurt when she noticed the crowd and President working its way toward her. She placed the yogurt bowl on the ground. When the President approached where she was standing the secret service and camera people sort of rushed her and one of the camera people kicked the bowl at her feet and it splashed a bit onto the secret service and President Obama's pant leg. The President jokingly asked whose yogurt was it and she answered it was her's, even though she didn't actually spill it on her.


so you are saying that LSM is lying about this?
Just shows how much they are in the tank for 0bama.
 
2012-04-25 02:17:27 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Doink_Boink: HAMMERTOE: A woman was allowed to get near enough to the President with an unknown liquidy- gelatinous substance to spill it on him? Sounds like yet another embarrassment for the Secret Service to me.

/If they're "Secret", why do we know about them?/


What actually happened was she was eating a small bowl of yogurt when she noticed the crowd and President working its way toward her. She placed the yogurt bowl on the ground. When the President approached where she was standing the secret service and camera people sort of rushed her and one of the camera people kicked the bowl at her feet and it splashed a bit onto the secret service and President Obama's pant leg. The President jokingly asked whose yogurt was it and she answered it was her's, even though she didn't actually spill it on her.

so you are saying that LSM is lying about this?
Just shows how much they are in the tank for 0bama.


The LSM MSM mainstream lamestream media?
 
2012-04-25 02:35:15 PM
vitameatavegamin: Was it this broad?

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That girl has a truly epic "O face" and looks like she'd show it to Obama in greater detail right there and then if he asked nicely
 
2012-04-25 02:39:50 PM
This would never happen at a Rmoney event. Anyone seen eating yogurt would be immediately arrested as a subversive.
 
2012-04-25 02:46:26 PM
Jake Havechek: The LSM MSM mainstream lamestream media?

The LSM MSM mainstream lameSCREAM media.
 
2012-04-25 03:16:11 PM
This also makes President Obama the anti-H. W. Bush. Obama got undigested food spilled on him, whereas Bush Sr. "spilled" digested food over the Prime Minister of Japan.

/That sounded funny in my head.
//Bush gaffes never get old.
 
2012-04-25 04:10:19 PM
Canton:
//Bush gaffes never get old.


I always liked the one where he tried to exit through a locked door
 
Bf+
2012-04-25 04:14:37 PM
lilbjorn: This would never happen at a Rmoney event. Anyone seen eating yogurt would be immediately arrested as a subversive.


Yogurt!? Really sprung for the big bucks.
 
2012-04-25 05:32:29 PM
Surool: Canton:
//Bush gaffes never get old.

I always liked the one where he tried to exit through a locked door


That's a good one, too! Like father, like son...
 
2012-04-25 08:35:14 PM
lilbjorn: This would never happen at a Rmoney event. Anyone seen eating yogurt would be immediately arrested as a subversive.

I like the Rmoney name.

It is properly descriptive. He is a republican who has made a lot of money. Funny how that worked out. We had a lot of rich Presidents before including 0bama, Bush, LBJ, JFK.
 
2012-04-25 08:45:27 PM
"Sploosh." --Pam
 
2012-04-26 12:11:45 AM
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2012-04-26 05:40:19 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: I like the Rmoney name.

I've been going with RahRahMoney for a bit now.

Because it's more properly descriptive of the asinine fawning over the Idle Rich/Job Creator'sTM that takes place on the right.

The notion that RahRahMoney will somehow be "better for the economy" because he made his fortune largely as a vulture capitalist at Bain is too stupid for words.

YMMV, of course. ^_^
 
2012-04-26 09:17:02 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: lilbjorn: This would never happen at a Rmoney event. Anyone seen eating yogurt would be immediately arrested as a subversive.

I like the Rmoney name.

It is properly descriptive. He is a republican who has made a lot of money. Funny how that worked out. We had a lot of rich Presidents before including 0bama, Bush, LBJ, JFK.


In Chris rock terms we've had a lot of RICH presidents before We ain't never had one that was WEALTHY, and there is a world of difference between the two.
 
2012-04-26 04:37:53 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: Jake Havechek: The LSM MSM mainstream lamestream media?

The LSM MSM mainstream lameSCREAM media.


You scream, I scream, we all scream for the LSM MSM mainstream lameSCREAM media!
 
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