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2012-04-25 11:37:28 AM
Bravo/a sir/madam
 
2012-04-25 11:39:05 AM
The Secret Service guy was wondering how much extra the yogurt treatment would cost him from a hooker.


/20 to 50 bucks extra
 
2012-04-25 11:39:50 AM
I'm hoping that's a euphemism

/DNRTFA
 
2012-04-25 11:40:28 AM
The ol' reverse-Lewinsky.
 
2012-04-25 11:42:12 AM
Limbaugh was derping about Obama wanting to keep student loan interest rates low. Apparently he thinks that students who are PAYING for their own loans and want a lower interest is somehow asking for a handhout from the governemnt. I'm sorry but by that rational wouldn't it stand that someone that wants a tax break is asking for a handout from the government.

His whatever Obama says is wrong attitude is akin to tricking Elmer Fudd with the Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, No, Yes, Aha! antics of Bugs Bunny.
 
2012-04-25 11:43:26 AM
Wait. How does that even work?
 
2012-04-25 11:43:36 AM
Brilliant, subby!
 
2012-04-25 11:44:19 AM
Obama later made light of the moment in his speech at the campus' Coors Event Center before a crowd of 10,800 students.
"A woman got very excited and spilled yogurt on me," Obama joked. "Or hazardously, she spilled yogurt on the Secret Service. The agent just stood there, looking at her in disbelief because he's usually the person covering a girl in white goo."
 
2012-04-25 11:44:58 AM
To: Free ThinkerNY

He'll 'quietly' have her 'snuffed' for the crime.

31 posted on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 12:34:29 AM by MtnMan101 (THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISUM IS THAT YOU EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Spilled yoghurt? More likely Hussein was just dipping dog ribs in ranch dressing again.

32 posted on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:16:48 AM by Dagnabitt (If I had a failed one-term President, he'd look like Obama.)
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2012-04-25 11:45:33 AM
Best headline in weeks. You are my hero, Subby. Please out for faves.
 
2012-04-25 11:49:12 AM
Facepalm for the Freeper tards Jake posted.
 
2012-04-25 11:49:32 AM
So the Secret Service will take a bullet for the President, but not a dairy product?

They must screen them for lactose intolerance...
 
2012-04-25 11:49:42 AM
Slow No news day?
 
2012-04-25 11:51:07 AM

Wangiss: Best headline in weeks. You are my hero, Subby. Please out for faves.


Thank you for your kind words, but sometimes, the headlines just write themselves (though I wish they wouldn't make so many typos)
 
2012-04-25 11:52:35 AM
Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?
 
2012-04-25 11:53:14 AM

Jake Havechek: To: Free ThinkerNY

He'll 'quietly' have her 'snuffed' for the crime.

31 posted on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 12:34:29 AM by MtnMan101 (THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISUM IS THAT YOU EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY)
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Spilled yoghurt? More likely Hussein was just dipping dog ribs in ranch dressing again.

32 posted on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:16:48 AM by Dagnabitt (If I had a failed one-term President, he'd look like Obama.)
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I wonder if the Freepers realize that dogs are worse than pigs when it comes to "unclean" animals under Islamic Halaal dietary rules. Which means the more they harp on Obama eating dog, the more they are undermining thier "secret Muslim" thing
 
2012-04-25 11:55:28 AM

Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?


I make comments like that when I see the TV ads, until my wife throws a pillow at me.
 
2012-04-25 11:56:47 AM

theorellior: Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?

I make comments like that when I see the TV ads, until my wife throws a pillow at me.


I'm glad I can sleep at night just by knowing that Jamie Lee Curtis has regular bowel movements thanks to Activia.
 
2012-04-25 12:00:10 PM
Bush was the "anti-clinton". Obama is the "wish he was but can't pull it off" clinton.
 
2012-04-25 12:00:58 PM

Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?


Let's be honest here. You've had those impulses before Activia ever existed.
 
2012-04-25 12:01:16 PM

Magorn: I wonder if the Freepers realize that dogs are worse than pigs when it comes to "unclean" animals under Islamic Halaal dietary rules. Which means the more they harp on Obama eating dog, the more they are undermining thier "secret Muslim" thing


There are a lot of things that Freepers don't realize.
 
2012-04-25 12:04:36 PM
If he was the anti-Clinton, the republicans would love him.
 
2012-04-25 12:05:37 PM
Was he wearing a blue dress? It would make the election a lot more entertaining.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-04-25 12:05:56 PM
The jokes.
The jokes that Jon Stewart will make because of this.
I can't wait.
 
2012-04-25 12:06:47 PM
Young "woman" spills "yoghurt" on Obama?

This is one of those Japanese manga things, isn't it?

/It's a trap
 
2012-04-25 12:07:30 PM

Magorn: I wonder if the Freepers realize that dogs are worse than pigs when it comes to "unclean" animals under Islamic Halaal dietary rules. Which means the more they harp on Obama eating dog, the more they are undermining thier "secret Muslim" thing


Cognitive dissonance, thy name is Freeper.
 
2012-04-25 12:07:40 PM

Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?


Everyone has their fetishes, I guess you are entitled to yours.
 
2012-04-25 12:09:42 PM
Do probiotics count as a biological attack?
 
2012-04-25 12:10:04 PM

bim1154: Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?

Everyone has their fetishes, I guess you are entitled to yours.


You should hear some of your mom's. Would make Jeffery Dahmer blush
 
Bf+
2012-04-25 12:11:00 PM

Jake Havechek: To: Free ThinkerNY

He'll 'quietly' have her 'snuffed' for the crime.

31 posted on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 12:34:29 AM by MtnMan101 (THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISUM IS THAT YOU EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY)
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Spilled yoghurt? More likely Hussein was just dipping dog ribs in ranch dressing again.

32 posted on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:16:48 AM by Dagnabitt (If I had a failed one-term President, he'd look like Obama.)
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...and over at FoxNation:

focker1 2 hours ago:
Too bad it wasn't acid.
8 people liked this.

bhotraitorinwh 3 hours ago:
Good thing Moo00ch wasn't there.....she would be lickinghis pant leg clean.
15 people liked this.
 
2012-04-25 12:11:12 PM

Magorn: Jake Havechek: To: Free ThinkerNY

He'll 'quietly' have her 'snuffed' for the crime.

31 posted on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 12:34:29 AM by MtnMan101 (THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISUM IS THAT YOU EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY)
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Spilled yoghurt? More likely Hussein was just dipping dog ribs in ranch dressing again.

32 posted on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 3:16:48 AM by Dagnabitt (If I had a failed one-term President, he'd look like Obama.)
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I wonder if the Freepers realize that dogs are worse than pigs when it comes to "unclean" animals under Islamic Halaal dietary rules. Which means the more they harp on Obama eating dog, the more they are undermining thier "secret Muslim" thing


ITS TAQQIYAH! HES EATING DOG TO KEEP HIS MULSIMNESS A SECRET. THEY DO THAT YOU KNOW TO FOOL THE INFIDEL

FR should really be classified as a "racist hate group" by SPLC. They're not fooling anyone any more.
 
2012-04-25 12:11:17 PM

bim1154: Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?

Everyone has their fetishes, I guess you are entitled to yours.


Technically its not really a fetish until he brings up the part about proving it and the glass- topped table
 
2012-04-25 12:15:18 PM

Jake Havechek: bim1154: Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?

Everyone has their fetishes, I guess you are entitled to yours.

You should hear some of your mom's. Would make Jeffery Dahmer blush


Aw... you mad bro? I was hoping for something a little more thought out than one of the old standards.
 
2012-04-25 12:15:27 PM

Citrate1007: Limbaugh was derping about Obama wanting to keep student loan interest rates low. Apparently he thinks that students who are PAYING for their own loans and want a lower interest is somehow asking for a handhout from the governemnt. I'm sorry but by that rational wouldn't it stand that someone that wants a tax break is asking for a handout from the government.


He would say that- Limbaugh is a college drop out, and by drop out I mean he failed out of SEMO (a state college in Missouri of notable similarity to a community college). And he never had to pay diddlyfark because his daddy was a lawyer. I don't know why people listen to this jackass, he's the least educated radio talkshow host on the air.
 
2012-04-25 12:17:00 PM

bim1154: Jake Havechek: bim1154: Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?

Everyone has their fetishes, I guess you are entitled to yours.

You should hear some of your mom's. Would make Jeffery Dahmer blush

Aw... you mad bro? I was hoping for something a little more thought out than one of the old standards.


No, I'm not mad, but curious as to why you went the fetish route? You trying to tell us something?
 
2012-04-25 12:18:59 PM
Yogurt? I hate yogurt!
 
2012-04-25 12:19:40 PM
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RIP
 
2012-04-25 12:21:06 PM

Magorn: bim1154: Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?

Everyone has their fetishes, I guess you are entitled to yours.

Technically its not really a fetish until he brings up the part about proving it and the glass- topped table


Sweet Jesus, that was not an image I needed in my head. Going to get the headgrater...
 
2012-04-25 12:21:31 PM

Baumli: Citrate1007: Limbaugh was derping about Obama wanting to keep student loan interest rates low. Apparently he thinks that students who are PAYING for their own loans and want a lower interest is somehow asking for a handhout from the governemnt. I'm sorry but by that rational wouldn't it stand that someone that wants a tax break is asking for a handout from the government.


He would say that- Limbaugh is a college drop out, and by drop out I mean he failed out of SEMO (a state college in Missouri of notable similarity to a community college). And he never had to pay diddlyfark because his daddy was a lawyer. I don't know why people listen to this jackass, he's the least educated radio talkshow host on the air.


Yeah, but he isn't an elitist because he didn't go to college, so there is that, and we all know derpers don't like elitists.
 
2012-04-25 12:22:13 PM

Magorn: bim1154: Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?

Everyone has their fetishes, I guess you are entitled to yours.

Technically its not really a fetish until he brings up the part about proving it and the glass- topped table


Give him time, the day is still young.
 
2012-04-25 12:22:56 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-04-25 12:23:11 PM

jeanwearinfool: Bush was the "anti-clinton". Obama is the "wish he was but can't pull it off" clinton.


Oh, so Clinton is good and Bush is bad, now. Nice to know.
 
2012-04-25 12:24:16 PM
If I were gay, I'd be happy to spill yogurt on him. Not a bad looking president.
 
2012-04-25 12:24:24 PM
FTA: "The milky substance appeared to hit his pants..."

eewwww
 
2012-04-25 12:25:33 PM
Amusing story, solid A headline, would Fark again.
 
2012-04-25 12:26:57 PM
I'd spill yogurt on her, if you catch my drift.
 
2012-04-25 12:27:14 PM

FormlessOne: Magorn: bim1154: Jake Havechek: Whenever I see a woman at work eating some Activia, I just want to ask: "so, are you shiatting regular now"?

Everyone has their fetishes, I guess you are entitled to yours.

Technically its not really a fetish until he brings up the part about proving it and the glass- topped table

Sweet Jesus, that was not an image I needed in my head. Going to get the headgrater...


Then i REALLY shouldn't tell you which Rock and Roll Icon used to regularly pay for that particulr "service' now should I ?
 
2012-04-25 12:28:07 PM

Magorn: Technically its not really a fetish until he brings up the part about proving it and the glass- topped table


Amateur. True aficionados use 6 mil Saran-Wrap
 
2012-04-25 12:28:28 PM
And he just went on like it was nothing.

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Obama is the reincarnation of Teddy.
 
2012-04-25 12:28:39 PM

theorellior: Magorn: I wonder if the Freepers realize that dogs are worse than pigs when it comes to "unclean" animals under Islamic Halaal dietary rules. Which means the more they harp on Obama eating dog, the more they are undermining thier "secret Muslim" thing

Cognitive dissonance, thy name is Freeper.


Seriously. Magorn, you don't actually think that matters, do you? Freeper-type folk can't order a pizza without contradicting themselves three times.
 
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