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(Norwich Bulletin)   Running virutally unopposed, Romney sweeps all five Republican primaries, and promises voters "A better America" even if he has to buy it himself   (norwichbulletin.com) divider line 138
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2012-04-25 01:00:09 PM
Forgot_my_password_again: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I remember an American where the ability to make money was a good thing.

I remember an American where the ability to make money without screwing over workers, women and the middle class...well basically everyone who wasn't rich already, was a good thing


I detect a Slider!
 
2012-04-25 01:00:47 PM
Jake Havechek: Told you guys a year ago Romney would get the nomination.

You and everybody else.
 
2012-04-25 01:00:51 PM
odinsposse: yert: I have yet to see one concrete idea this guy has. tell me one specific thing he want to do to create jobs. Why doesn't he talk about what he will do, specifically, instead of point to obama and say "I'm not doing that".

If you go to his site all of the issue statements basically say "Obama's doing it wrong so I'll do it right."


Eventually he'll have to offer something substantive, if he wants to have any chance of actually winning. So far Romney's just a blank slate, with nothing to say. No plan, no ideas, no substance.
 
2012-04-25 01:01:54 PM
soy_bomb: Lord_Baull: "A better America" = "same Bush policies that destroyed the economy in 2007"


If President Bush hadn't stonewalled the reform of Fannie Mae, we wouldn't have had the slowdown in 2007 leading to the crisis in 2008.


"Freddie Mae -- Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac -- I see the heads who are here; I want to thank you all for coming -- (laughter) -- have committed to provide more money for lenders. They've committed to help meet the shortage of capital available for minority home buyers.

Fannie Mae recently announced a $50 million program to develop 600 homes for the Cherokee Nation in Oklahoma. Franklin [Raines], I appreciate that commitment. They also announced $12.7 million investment in a condominium project in Harlem. It's the beginnings of a series of initiatives to help meet the goal of 5.5 million families. Franklin told me at the meeting where we kicked this office, he said, I promise you we will help, and he has, like many others in this room have done.

Freddie Mac recently began 25 initiatives around the country to dismantle barriers and create greater opportunities for homeownership. One of the programs is designed to help deserving families who have bad credit histories to qualify for homeownership loans." President George W. Bush October 15, 2002.
 
2012-04-25 01:02:29 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: He can therefore make ALL of us rich if we're willing to work as hard as he has hasn't.

Fixed for accuracy.
 
2012-04-25 01:02:40 PM
LectertheChef: odinsposse: yert: I have yet to see one concrete idea this guy has. tell me one specific thing he want to do to create jobs. Why doesn't he talk about what he will do, specifically, instead of point to obama and say "I'm not doing that".

If you go to his site all of the issue statements basically say "Obama's doing it wrong so I'll do it right."

Eventually he'll have to offer something substantive, if he wants to have any chance of actually winning. So far Romney's just a blank slate, with nothing to say. No plan, no ideas, no substance.


That's kind of his strategy, though. Mitt Romney can be all things to all people! He is a perfectly normal human worm-baby and is just like you.
 
2012-04-25 01:03:29 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: MindStalker: Forgot_my_password_again: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I remember an American where the ability to make money was a good thing.

I remember an American where the ability to make money without screwing over workers, women and the middle class...well basically everyone who wasn't rich already, was a good thing

I remember an America where we could whip minorities who got uppity. Yeah, the past is always great in retrospect.


THIS is why black people are against any government funding for the construction of a time machine. Shiat, we can go back to what, like 1970? Anything before that is a trap.


Even more so if you go back to before 1945
 
2012-04-25 01:03:56 PM
Hey, making money is a wonderful thing.

But inheriting most of it while claiming you're just an average working stiff, we might have a problem with.
 
2012-04-25 01:04:20 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: LectertheChef: odinsposse: yert: I have yet to see one concrete idea this guy has. tell me one specific thing he want to do to create jobs. Why doesn't he talk about what he will do, specifically, instead of point to obama and say "I'm not doing that".

If you go to his site all of the issue statements basically say "Obama's doing it wrong so I'll do it right."

Eventually he'll have to offer something substantive, if he wants to have any chance of actually winning. So far Romney's just a blank slate, with nothing to say. No plan, no ideas, no substance.

That's kind of his strategy, though. Mitt Romney can be all things to all people! He is a perfectly normal human worm-baby and is just like you.


It's a losing strategy, and one that's easily attacked. Not that I mind, I'm looking forward to drinking the tears of conservatives this November.
 
2012-04-25 01:04:51 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: I remember an American where the ability to make money was a good thing.

It's not that he's rich, it's that he got that way by essentially looting the coffers of previously stable, profitable companies purchased by Bain Capital and driving them into the ground.

Making money by producing and selling a valuable product: good.
Making money by destroying companies that produce and sell a valuable product: bad.

Was that simple enough for you?
 
2012-04-25 01:05:14 PM
Corvus: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I remember an American where the ability to make money was a good thing.

It still is. Too bad Romney didn't make his own money his father did and then he stole it from workers from other companies.

Robing people should not be considered "making money"


Yes. Disrobing them would be a better analogy.
 
2012-04-25 01:06:18 PM
Lord_Baull: BigBooper: As I said in the Newt thread, the nomination fight is over. Now team Obama can begin to paint Romney as an Arch Conservative who will repeal the 13th, 15th, and 19th amendments to the constitution.

Do we need to label them again?


Like yellow stars label? I don't think we need to do that with blacks and women, they're fairly obvious.

13th amendment abolished slavery
15th amendment gave blacks the right to vote
19th amendment gave women the right to vote
 
2012-04-25 01:06:24 PM
Still waiting for specifics as to how he's going to make America better.

Not holding my breath.
 
2012-04-25 01:06:29 PM
Snarfangel: I detect a Slider!

www.kegerators.com

hmmmm, sliders
 
2012-04-25 01:06:36 PM
LectertheChef: A Dark Evil Omen: LectertheChef: odinsposse: yert: I have yet to see one concrete idea this guy has. tell me one specific thing he want to do to create jobs. Why doesn't he talk about what he will do, specifically, instead of point to obama and say "I'm not doing that".

If you go to his site all of the issue statements basically say "Obama's doing it wrong so I'll do it right."

Eventually he'll have to offer something substantive, if he wants to have any chance of actually winning. So far Romney's just a blank slate, with nothing to say. No plan, no ideas, no substance.

That's kind of his strategy, though. Mitt Romney can be all things to all people! He is a perfectly normal human worm-baby and is just like you.

It's a losing strategy, and one that's easily attacked. Not that I mind, I'm looking forward to drinking the tears of conservatives this November.


Well, sure. I'm just laughing that his strategy is "have no positions, twist and turn in every possible way to avoid having to actually stand for something, convince the hu-mans that I am largely indistinguishable from them" and that this is actually supposed to win the presidency.

Then I start crying when I realize he actually has, however small, a chance of being right.
 
2012-04-25 01:07:10 PM
Zerochance: Hey, making money is a wonderful thing.

But inheriting most of it


He is worth over 250M.
You think he inherited most of that?
Seriously? Is that what you believe?

Did you read how much he made at a company that he founded?
And how he gave his inheritance to a school to name something after his father?
 
2012-04-25 01:08:31 PM
farkityfarker: Still waiting for specifics as to how he's going to make America better.

so far all I've been able to gather from his speeches is "obama bad"
 
2012-04-25 01:10:09 PM
Forgot_my_password_again: farkityfarker: Still waiting for specifics as to how he's going to make America better.

so far all I've been able to gather from his speeches is "obama bad"


Like Obama has been super detailed. More along the lines of "Republicans are coming to get you!"
 
2012-04-25 01:11:46 PM
Forgot_my_password_again: farkityfarker: Still waiting for specifics as to how he's going to make America better.

so far all I've been able to gather from his speeches is "obama bad"


Well, based on his budget policy comments we can be pretty sure that he's going to roundly fark the poorest of Americans by cutting programs like Medicaid. I still haven't quite worked out how that will make America better but then I'm not looking at it from Mitt's perspective i.e. from the top of a mountain of cash.
 
2012-04-25 01:11:52 PM
HeartBurnKid: Anybody else get a pop-up window that pops up again within a minute after closing it from TFA?

Dunno, but I keep seeing that ad to the right sidebar as...

i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 01:12:26 PM
A better America for who exactly? Based off of the last few years of republican legislation(or lack thereof) i cant say for sure WHO they are trying to help.
 
2012-04-25 01:13:32 PM
yert: I have yet to see one concrete idea this guy has. tell me one specific thing he want to do to create jobs. Why doesn't he talk about what he will do, specifically, instead of point to obama and say "I'm not doing that".

Don't you know that cutting taxes for the wealthy creates jobs???
 
2012-04-25 01:14:32 PM
There is a phrase for buying a better america, its called taxation. It seems taxation is viewed as if some alien came down and took the money. What if, instead, we view taxation as buying a better america?

That's rhetorical of course.
 
2012-04-25 01:15:29 PM
Forgot_my_password_again: I remember an American where the ability to make money without screwing over workers, women and the middle class...well basically everyone who wasn't rich already, was a good thing

If you don't want to get screwed over, just get rich.
 
2012-04-25 01:15:46 PM
Jackson Herring:

The best part was like the image of crossing out all the different federal bureaucracies, it was just such a visceral thing. Rick Perry wants to cut three? fark it, I'll cut FIVE


westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-25 01:16:24 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: LectertheChef: A Dark Evil Omen: LectertheChef: odinsposse: yert: I have yet to see one concrete idea this guy has. tell me one specific thing he want to do to create jobs. Why doesn't he talk about what he will do, specifically, instead of point to obama and say "I'm not doing that".

If you go to his site all of the issue statements basically say "Obama's doing it wrong so I'll do it right."

Eventually he'll have to offer something substantive, if he wants to have any chance of actually winning. So far Romney's just a blank slate, with nothing to say. No plan, no ideas, no substance.

That's kind of his strategy, though. Mitt Romney can be all things to all people! He is a perfectly normal human worm-baby and is just like you.

It's a losing strategy, and one that's easily attacked. Not that I mind, I'm looking forward to drinking the tears of conservatives this November.

Well, sure. I'm just laughing that his strategy is "have no positions, twist and turn in every possible way to avoid having to actually stand for something, convince the hu-mans that I am largely indistinguishable from them" and that this is actually supposed to win the presidency.

Then I start crying when I realize he actually has, however small, a chance of being right.


It worked for the Republicans in Wisconsin in 2010, and the partisan voters bought it. Look where we are now.
 
2012-04-25 01:16:45 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Zerochance: Hey, making money is a wonderful thing.

But inheriting most of it

He is worth over 250M.
You think he inherited most of that?
Seriously? Is that what you believe?

Did you read how much he made at a company that he founded?
And how he gave his inheritance to a school to name something after his father?


Now tell us how his status is all self-made as well.

// hint: it isn't, and no amount of French missionary work, Bain Capital fire-sales, election wins, or dog stories can change that
 
2012-04-25 01:18:23 PM
Maud Dib: HeartBurnKid: Anybody else get a pop-up window that pops up again within a minute after closing it from TFA?

Dunno, but I keep seeing that ad to the right sidebar as...

[i865.photobucket.com image 335x404]


Someone should do an anigif of that pic with turds dropping out of his mouth, like they did with the one pic of Angry Algore.
 
2012-04-25 01:18:49 PM
I wasn't aware anyone was calling for an end to "making money." Gosh I must need to read more news.
 
2012-04-25 01:19:08 PM
BigBooper: As I said in the Newt thread, the nomination fight is over. Now team Obama can begin to paint Romney as an Arch Conservative who will repeal the 13th, 15th, and 19th amendments to the constitution.

I think they would do better painting him as a libby liberal who libs. And/or push the etch-a-sketch thing. The republicans face a moderate to severe flank threat to their right. Bush's Second Coming!! Won't scare the middle enough to make up for calming the tea types.
 
2012-04-25 01:19:13 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Zerochance: Hey, making money is a wonderful thing.

But inheriting most of it

He is worth over 250M.
You think he inherited most of that?
Seriously? Is that what you believe?

Did you read how much he made at a company that he founded?
And how he gave his inheritance to a school to name something after his father?


The point is, Romney did not have to worry about failure the way the working class he desperately pretends to be a part of does. He is definitely an adept capitalist, but he's no underdog, and definitely not self-made.
 
2012-04-25 01:19:34 PM
Dr Dreidel: tenpoundsofcheese: Zerochance: Hey, making money is a wonderful thing.

But inheriting most of it

He is worth over 250M.
You think he inherited most of that?
Seriously? Is that what you believe?

Did you read how much he made at a company that he founded?
And how he gave his inheritance to a school to name something after his father?

Now tell us how his status is all self-made as well.



Never said he didn't have advantages.
but the vast majority of his money came from his work.
 
2012-04-25 01:21:12 PM
farkityfarker: Still waiting for specifics as to how he's going to make America better.

.


Get in line.
People are still waiting for how Hope and Change will make America better and how 0bama will stop the rising ocean levels.
 
2012-04-25 01:22:08 PM
Lord_Baull: "A better America" = "same Bush policies that destroyed the economy in 2007"

/And the Fox News sheeple are buying it.


Eh? The worst you can say about Bush's policy was that it didn't help. The 2007 crash is a ball that started rolling back in the mid-90s or early 80s, depending how you look at it. And it's not like the more general cause (speculation bubble bursting and taking down connected industries with it) is a new thing, either, we've even had it happen several time with literally the same exact cause (housing speculation) seven or eight times now, both nationally and in various states.
 
2012-04-25 01:24:33 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Never said he didn't have advantages.

Which was the root of my argument.
 
2012-04-25 01:25:07 PM
Is the Romneybot 2012 significantly better than the Romneybot 2008, or is a meaningless upgrade?

/Got burned by Vista. Never again.
 
2012-04-25 01:28:46 PM
I would also like to remind liberals here crowing about Romney being a flip-flopping paderer that Obama did, in fact, sell out his church to become president.
 
2012-04-25 01:31:17 PM
Ned Stark: I would also like to remind liberals here crowing about Romney being a flip-flopping paderer that Obama did, in fact, sell out his church to become president.

Huh, so both sides are the bad you say?
 
2012-04-25 01:31:40 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-25 01:31:50 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Dr Dreidel: tenpoundsofcheese: Zerochance: Hey, making money is a wonderful thing.

But inheriting most of it

He is worth over 250M.
You think he inherited most of that?
Seriously? Is that what you believe?

Did you read how much he made at a company that he founded?
And how he gave his inheritance to a school to name something after his father?

Now tell us how his status is all self-made as well.

Never said he didn't have advantages.
but the vast majority of his money came from his work.


And the vast majority of his work prospects came from his status as Golden Boy (son of a prominent political figure - and I could stop there - son of a wealthy businessman, son of a high-up in the Mormon hierarchy, son of a cabinet member).

Are you really arguing that Mitt Romney hit a triple?
 
2012-04-25 01:32:50 PM
Ned Stark: I would also like to remind liberals here crowing about Romney being a flip-flopping paderer that Obama did, in fact, sell out his church pastor to become president.

FTFY

Newt's gone through three wives and as many religious denominations. Didn't stop you guys from placing him atop the ticket of the "family values" party, even if for a brief second.

Face it; Mitt Romney makes John Kerry look like Captain Ahab, and no amount of wishful thinking and projection is going to change that.
 
2012-04-25 01:33:09 PM
Ned Stark: I would also like to remind liberals here crowing about Romney being a flip-flopping paderer that Obama did, in fact, sell out his church to become president.

"Do you agree with every single thing your former pastor says?"
"No, I disagree some time."
"SELLOUT!"
 
2012-04-25 01:35:06 PM
Philip Francis Queeg: Ned Stark: I would also like to remind liberals here crowing about Romney being a flip-flopping paderer that Obama did, in fact, sell out his church to become president.

Huh, so both sides are the bad you say?


Yes. There is no "...so vote republican" here though.
 
2012-04-25 01:36:04 PM
Jim_Callahan: Lord_Baull: "A better America" = "same Bush policies that destroyed the economy in 2007"

/And the Fox News sheeple are buying it.

Eh? The worst you can say about Bush's policy was that it didn't help. The 2007 crash is a ball that started rolling back in the mid-90s or early 80s, depending how you look at it. And it's not like the more general cause (speculation bubble bursting and taking down connected industries with it) is a new thing, either, we've even had it happen several time with literally the same exact cause (housing speculation) seven or eight times now, both nationally and in various states.


I can say a hell of a lot worse than that. The laisse-faire mindset of the securities regulators Bush appointed made them almost blind to the coming crisis when there still woul dhave been time to correct it. Then the ham-handed intervention to save bear-Stearns, and their refusal to follow suit when Lehman's got into trouble set off the default and liquidity crisises that damn near destroyed the economy.

What you need to understand was that the root of this Crisis was NOT the speculation in real estate, as you say that's happened time and again. The real problem was that the RMBS's provided a way for the large, systemically important financial instituions to invest in this risky and highly speculative market, despite securities rules that rquire them to hold only AAA-rated bonds. Because Walll street was able to sucessfully bully the ratings agencies into slapping AAA all over bonds the sellers KNEW were garbage (and even took trading positions that would pay off only if they failed), a whole lot of risk accumlated in places where they is not supposed to be ANY.
 
2012-04-25 01:39:29 PM
Ned Stark: I would also like to remind liberals here crowing about Romney being a flip-flopping paderer that Obama did, in fact, sell out his church to become president.

Oh... my lord. This is really, really dumb. I'm so sorry.
 
2012-04-25 01:40:58 PM
Zerochance: Ned Stark: I would also like to remind liberals here crowing about Romney being a flip-flopping paderer that Obama did, in fact, sell out his church pastor to become president.

FTFY

Newt's gone through three wives and as many religious denominations. Didn't stop you guys from placing him atop the ticket of the "family values" party, even if for a brief second.

Face it; Mitt Romney makes John Kerry look like Captain Ahab, and no amount of wishful thinking and projection is going to change that.


Don't "you guys" me bro.

And I never implied romney stands a chance in hell of winning.
 
2012-04-25 01:44:44 PM
Zerochance: tenpoundsofcheese: Never said he didn't have advantages.

Which was the root of my argument.


No, the root of your argument was that he inherited most of his money.

"Hey, making money is a wonderful thing. But inheriting most of it..."

That is obviously wrong. He made the vast amount of his money at a company that he co-founded and what he did inherit he gave away.
 
2012-04-25 01:44:55 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: THIS is why black people are against any government funding for the construction of a time machine. Shiat, we can go back to what, like 1970? Anything before that is a trap.

Same reason Chris Rock said he didn't want to do period pieces. If it's set before the Jackson 5, hell no!
 
2012-04-25 01:47:21 PM
Ihatenascar: If you don't want to get screwed over, just get rich.

i269.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 01:47:53 PM
Zerochance: Didn't stop you guys from placing him atop the ticket of the "family values" party, even if for a brief second.

.


Remind me when Newt had the lead in delegates? What brief second was that? When? When???
 
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