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(Daily Mail)   Fark's favorite teen bride Courtney Stodden serves up a couple of winners during her latest attempt at beach volleyball   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 117
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2012-04-25 06:38:56 AM
Please get this girl a makeup coach.

/yes, those titties are store bought
 
2012-04-25 06:53:25 AM
"The 17-year-old attention whore took a trip to the beach in a very skimpy outfit to enjoy some sports on the sand do a photo shoot"
 
2012-04-25 07:15:35 AM

PreMortem: "The 17-year-old attention whore took a trip to the beach in a very skimpy outfit to enjoy some sports on the sand do a photo shoot whore for more attention"

 
2012-04-25 07:51:21 AM
why doesn't she just do porn and get it over with.
 
2012-04-25 07:51:59 AM

PreMortem: "The 17-year-old attention whore took a trip to the beach in a very skimpy outfit to enjoy some sports on the sand do a photo shoot"


It's not her fault you can't control your guy...
 
2012-04-25 07:53:27 AM

ManateeGag: why doesn't she just do porn and get it over with.


One more year, man
 
2012-04-25 09:24:16 AM
I hope she doesn't break her hip. Volleyball can be so rough on the old bones.
 
2012-04-25 09:25:06 AM
She'll go A2M. 17 year olds are up for everything.
 
2012-04-25 09:26:35 AM
Scheduled AW complete. What will she do with the rest of her day?
 
2012-04-25 09:27:24 AM

PreMortem: "The 17 30something-year-old attention whore took a trip to the beach in a very skimpy outfit to enjoy some sports on the sand do a photo shoot"

 
2012-04-25 09:27:48 AM
17 in leap years?
 
2012-04-25 09:28:30 AM
Teen? Yeah right.
 
2012-04-25 09:29:31 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ManateeGag: why doesn't she just do porn and get it over with.

One more year, man


At the rate she's going downhill it'll be straight to granny porn.
 
2012-04-25 09:32:37 AM
There is far too much to make fun of in this article.

By the way, what the FARK is a 17 year old getting implants already?! I have never understood this. You're YOUNG. You don't need store bought tits!

Perky and natural is the way to go, goddammitsomuch.
 
2012-04-25 09:33:03 AM
img.photobucket.com

/q&d
//feel free to use as you wish
 
2012-04-25 09:34:11 AM
donotwantbear.jpg
 
2012-04-25 09:34:51 AM
altsune.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-25 09:38:34 AM
Who?
 
2012-04-25 09:40:23 AM
Shot #3 IS the money shot!

/I trust he sprays it on thick, it's the only way to go........
 
2012-04-25 09:44:58 AM
I would ruin that 30yr old whore.
 
2012-04-25 09:49:07 AM

jaybeezey: I would ruin that 30yr old whore.


You can't ruin what is already ruined.

The Inca monuments are less ruined.
 
2012-04-25 09:50:39 AM
She has dead eyes.
 
2012-04-25 09:51:50 AM

Mentat: She has dead eyes.


A lack of a soul will do that to you.
 
2012-04-25 09:52:51 AM
If they were going to try and pretend like it wasn't a photoshoot, could they have at least not shot it on an empty beach?
 
2012-04-25 09:53:05 AM
Really guys, whats so wrong with a girl being a shameless bimbo?

You all sound like a bunch of church ladies. Why don't you go to the bake-off instead of spanking it to kim possible rule 34 and getting biatchy on Fark?
 
2012-04-25 09:53:20 AM
That's a rough looking 17 year old. I'm not trying to Studman69 this thread, but the creepy guy from The Green Mile had better hit it before she looks like the Crypt Keeper in twelve years.
 
2012-04-25 09:53:39 AM
She's 17 years old like I'm a 1987 Buick LeSabre
 
2012-04-25 09:53:41 AM

FinFangFark: Mentat: She has dead eyes.

A lack of a soul will do that to you.


To be fair, she was hoping someone would buy a nice shiny one for her.
 
2012-04-25 09:53:57 AM

Mentat: She has dead eyes.


Women who look like that don't need a soul
 
2012-04-25 09:55:17 AM
She looks pretty decent for 47.
 
2012-04-25 09:56:00 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Meh. Sharp elbows.
 
2012-04-25 09:57:00 AM

strangeguitar: jaybeezey: I would ruin that 30yr old whore.

You can't ruin what is already ruined.

The Inca monuments are Machu Picchu is less ruined.


Gurl, come on. If you're gonna try to burn some one, you gotta get specific. What's better, "Your girlfriend looks like that woman on that show with Tom Arnold if she were pregnant," or "Your girlfriend looks like a pregnant Roseanne"?

/btw, I still lol'd
//now, go forth and biatch it up
 
2012-04-25 09:58:53 AM
i think she looks better here than she has in a long time. If I had a body like that I would be AWing all over the place!

/old,fat, and in the way
 
2012-04-25 09:59:27 AM
Have to agree with the general sentiment. If she wasn't coated in 15 layers of spackle and paint, and didn't have tons of plastic everything she might be good looking.

Kinda ruined herself though. It's sad.
 
2012-04-25 10:02:33 AM

If I'm going to beat the bishop for a 17-year-old I'll do it with something classier.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com


And one with her mum.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-25 10:05:27 AM

kroonermanblack: Have to agree with the general sentiment. If she wasn't coated in 15 layers of spackle and paint, and didn't have tons of plastic everything she might be good looking.

Kinda ruined herself though. It's sad.


You know who else was coated in spackle and paint?

i2.listal.com
 
2012-04-25 10:06:08 AM
I'll just have a seat over there, thank you.
 
2012-04-25 10:10:11 AM

TwistedFark: Really guys, whats so wrong with a girl being a shameless bimbo?

You all sound like a bunch of church ladies. Why don't you go to the bake-off instead of spanking it to kim possible rule 34 and getting biatchy on Fark?


I got no problem with bimbos, provided they look human.
 
2012-04-25 10:12:06 AM

DonkeyDixon: Mentat: She has dead eyes.

Women who look like that don't need a soul


Because they suck them out of their male victims?
 
2012-04-25 10:12:46 AM

PaisleyHunter: i think she looks better here than she has in a long time


Yeah...she does for sure...though, for "17", she's looking a tad leathery already. I still have my doubts about her actual age, but she's not gonna age well.
 
2012-04-25 10:16:19 AM
You know in England, you can make hardcore pornography at 17, but you can't sell it there, and you can't sell it here.
 
2012-04-25 10:16:58 AM

Mentat: DonkeyDixon: Mentat: She has dead eyes.

Women who look like that don't need a soul

Because they suck them out of their male victims?



There are far more attractive succubi out there. Why bother with this lip-quivering trollop?
 
2012-04-25 10:18:13 AM
I still can't figure out what 'goal' she's trying to achieve: Be a model? Become a meme? Get her own reality show on the WB or something?

Meh...if that's what she and her creepy hubby wanna do, I'll be happy to point and laugh at them. It's mildly amusing and certainly doesn't affect my life negatively one way or another.

/I'm in my 40's and look younger than her. Yay moisturizer and no tanning!
 
2012-04-25 10:19:06 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 634x762]

/q&d
//feel free to use as you wish


Wow, she not only looks like a future porn star, but someone who will be very "proud" of her "career"
 
2012-04-25 10:19:28 AM
plastic, damaged goods, used-up, whore...otherwise, I'm sure she's a nice young lady
 
2012-04-25 10:23:52 AM
i wonder how long she'll be 17.
 
2012-04-25 10:23:59 AM
How long is this biatch gonna be 17? I swear she's been the same age in all of these articles for at least a year or two.
 
2012-04-25 10:25:32 AM
She manages to look her age in these shots. I guess that's progress?
She still needs to lose the frosted lips.
 
2012-04-25 10:26:02 AM

NobleHam: How long is this biatch gonna be 17? I swear she's been the same age in all of these articles for at least a year or two.


I was gonna ask the same thing. Instead I'll just say

THIS!
 
2012-04-25 10:27:18 AM

FlashHarry: i wonder how long she'll be 17.


It isn't the age. It's the mileage.
 
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