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(Daily Mail)   Fark's favorite teen bride Courtney Stodden serves up a couple of winners during her latest attempt at beach volleyball   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 117
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2012-04-25 10:27:24 AM
b>PreMortem: "The 17-year-old attention whore took a trip to the beach in a very skimpy outfit to enjoy some sports on the sand do a photo shoot"

Exactly...
 
2012-04-25 10:29:37 AM
She's an ambassador for PETA? In her honor, I'm eating a puppy for lunch.
 
2012-04-25 10:32:28 AM
Is the bicycle seat for sale ?
 
2012-04-25 10:33:00 AM
It's like when they show up pictures of a tard who is so happy because he finally learned how to tie his shoe.
/He's a pilot now
 
2012-04-25 10:37:37 AM

I_C_Weener: FlashHarry: i wonder how long she'll be 17.

It isn't the age. It's the mileage.


17 what, parsecs?
 
2012-04-25 10:39:37 AM
I'm not surprised she turned her bike upside down put the chain back on track.
 
2012-04-25 10:44:29 AM
If she gets to say that she's 17 then I get to say that I'm 25.
 
2012-04-25 10:57:54 AM
Fake boobs.
Awful makeup.
Annoying voice.
Vacant eyes.
Dumb as a snail.

Welcome to the crab basket of life, toots. Let someone better looking crawl out for their 15 minutes--yours is over and never should have started.
 
2012-04-25 11:00:44 AM
tfa: She then detached the basket and carried it onto the sand where she got stuck into a game of beach volleyball.
...
And she quickly got absorbed in her game of volleyball, even diving into the sand at times to her make a serve.


She got stuck into a 1 player game of volleyball? She was diving to serve?
 
2012-04-25 11:00:59 AM

quoinguy: Dumb as a snail.


please don't insult the snail.
 
2012-04-25 11:05:17 AM

Wellon Dowd: If I'm going to beat the bishop for a 17-year-old I'll do it with something classier.

[i.imgur.com image 348x479]
[i.imgur.com image 240x600]
[i.imgur.com image 400x600]

And one with her mum.

[i.imgur.com image 511x600]


I am absolutley ashamed that I not only know what show she was in, I actually enjoyed it and made sure to DVR it every week. I also hope for a second season just to see how MORE rediculous the plot can get.
 
2012-04-25 11:08:30 AM
As someone who ride bikes I can say with authority that her seat is adjusted too low.
 
2012-04-25 11:09:23 AM
I have no problem with Courtney Stodden - she's a fairly attractive 17 year old who loves attention. Shock!
But what are the newspapers and magazines thinking of, why are they publishing this? And why am I even bothering to comment on it?! Oh no, I've become the Daily Mail!!
/hides
//cries
 
2012-04-25 11:12:56 AM
Me = still not sure what the difference is between this chick, who the dudes here claim not to want anything to do with, and a Sasha Grey or Anna Song or other outright porn chick, who will be posted here NSFW with dude's tongues a-lolling

What's the difference?
 
2012-04-25 11:16:03 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Me = still not sure what the difference is between this chick, who the dudes here claim not to want anything to do with, and a Sasha Grey or Anna Song or other outright porn chick, who will be posted here NSFW with dude's tongues a-lolling

What's the difference?


I'm not calling her ugly, but I am saying she lies about her age.

Sasha Grey's not bad looking, but then someone linked to a video of her work.. VERY rough sex with another woman, rather off putting.
 
2012-04-25 11:24:46 AM

hazeleyedwolff: She was diving to serve?


Well she probably does have a lot of experience diving down on things.

/Looks a little like one of those "real doll" models that have been popping up on the interwebs lately.
 
2012-04-25 11:52:27 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Me = still not sure what the difference is between this chick, who the dudes here claim not to want anything to do with, and a Sasha Grey or Anna Song or other outright porn chick, who will be posted here NSFW with dude's tongues a-lolling

What's the difference?


While they hate women, only one of the aforementioned has given them some way to pretend to vicariously humiliate her.
 
2012-04-25 11:54:32 AM
How did they manage to find an empty beach in what I assume is California? It must have been 40 degrees when this was shot.

Tubesteak: As someone who ride bikes I can say with authority that her seat is adjusted too low.


You're right. Why do people ride bikes with their knees up under their necks?
 
2012-04-25 11:56:42 AM
Another "look at me session" with one of those spontaneous and not staged in any sense photo-shoots.

Once she turns 18 the "jailbait" thing is gone. Then she just becomes another silicon blond. She'll then start to fade...having momentary "career" boosts with a magazine shoot before taking the road to softcore porn. By age 25 she'll be tired and burned out.
 
2012-04-25 11:56:54 AM

Theaetetus: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Me = still not sure what the difference is between this chick, who the dudes here claim not to want anything to do with, and a Sasha Grey or Anna Song or other outright porn chick, who will be posted here NSFW with dude's tongues a-lolling

What's the difference?

While they hate women, only one of the aforementioned has given them some way to pretend to vicariously humiliate her.


I commented on looks. While some porn actresses go for the leather coated real doll look as seen on the girl here, I don't fap to those. Because I find them off putting.

Ana song is gorgeous in that one shoot. And kinda hefty in others.
 
2012-04-25 12:04:42 PM
Holy balls, the AttentionWhore is strong with this one! Her MiddAttentionWhorians must be off the scale. Is she the one who will bring balance to my testicles?

Seriously, this girl attention whores like a champ. Too bad she's too young to release a sex tape or she'd have her own E / MTV show by now. Next year, Kim and brood will have some serious competition.

/Competition contingent on sex tape release
//No warranty is inferred or implied
///Mileage may vary
////See your doctor if symptoms last more than two days
//Actual value $0.0001
 
2012-04-25 12:06:26 PM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-04-25 12:07:37 PM

cryinoutloud: How did they manage to find an empty beach in what I assume is California? It must have been 40 degrees when this was shot.

Tubesteak: As someone who ride bikes I can say with authority that her seat is adjusted too low.

You're right. Why do people ride bikes with their knees up under their necks?


it's a cruiser. they have lower seats. may still be too low though. i don't know what I'm talking about.
 
2012-04-25 12:14:58 PM

Wellon Dowd: If I'm going to beat the bishop for a 17-year-old I'll do it with something classier.

[i.imgur.com image 348x479]
[i.imgur.com image 240x600]
[i.imgur.com image 400x600]

And one with her mum.

[i.imgur.com image 511x600]


I am always eternally grateful to anyone who posts pictures of this girl. Feel free to do this as often and in every thread (related to topic or not).
 
2012-04-25 12:24:42 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Me = still not sure what the difference is between this chick, who the dudes here claim not to want anything to do with, and a Sasha Grey or Anna Song or other outright porn chick, who will be posted here NSFW with dude's tongues a-lolling

What's the difference?


There isn't one. This site is populated by dorks and dweebs who would beg for sex if the opportunity ever presented itself.
 
2012-04-25 12:28:01 PM
17? Damn.
 
2012-04-25 12:29:35 PM

KierzanDax: MiddAttentionWhorians


I hate you for this.
 
2012-04-25 12:30:35 PM

Jake Havechek: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Me = still not sure what the difference is between this chick, who the dudes here claim not to want anything to do with, and a Sasha Grey or Anna Song or other outright porn chick, who will be posted here NSFW with dude's tongues a-lolling

What's the difference?

There isn't one. This site is populated by dorks and dweebs who would beg for sex if the opportunity ever presented itself.


You're populating this site.
 
2012-04-25 12:35:10 PM

BeatrixK: I still can't figure out what 'goal' she's trying to achieve: Be a model? Become a meme? Get her own reality show on the WB or something?

Meh...if that's what she and her creepy hubby wanna do, I'll be happy to point and laugh at them. It's mildly amusing and certainly doesn't affect my life negatively one way or another.

/I'm in my 40's and look younger than her. Yay moisturizer and no tanning!


Keep telling yourself that; delusion is a free drug.
 
2012-04-25 12:37:21 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Jake Havechek: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Me = still not sure what the difference is between this chick, who the dudes here claim not to want anything to do with, and a Sasha Grey or Anna Song or other outright porn chick, who will be posted here NSFW with dude's tongues a-lolling

What's the difference?

There isn't one. This site is populated by dorks and dweebs who would beg for sex if the opportunity ever presented itself.

You're populating this site.


Yes. Yes I am.
 
2012-04-25 12:38:21 PM

TwistedFark: Really guys, whats so wrong with a girl being a shameless bimbo?

You all sound like a bunch of church ladies. Why don't you go to the bake-off instead of spanking it to kim possible rule 34 and getting biatchy on Fark?


I fully support it. I enjoy looking at her body and she enjoys showing it off. If someone enjoys giving me what I want, who am I to criticize them for doing it?

Also, she should just admit that her titties are fake. Guys know it's BS. Yes, everyone tends to prefer real over fake (in general, not always), but dishonest titties are wrong. And fake titties are still titties and they're still rather enjoyable.
 
2012-04-25 12:44:54 PM
To be fair, her tits are not fake. She took an ultrasound on TV to prove as much.

That being said, they are really unattractive. She looks pretty good, though... for a 40 year old. For 17... yikes. Do not want. She'll look like the Cryptkeeper in a decade.
 
2012-04-25 12:50:49 PM
She will be doing hardcore porn in ......3 2 1 .
 
2012-04-25 12:59:13 PM
She wasn't playing volleyball. That was a prearranged photo shoot on a volleyball court.

/fake just like the rest of her.
 
2012-04-25 01:07:21 PM
This would be appropriate seat height even for a cruiser. Notice how it reduces the sharpness of the knee.
thebiketube.com

or this
farm8.staticflickr.com

or this
29.media.tumblr.com

and this
29.media.tumblr.com

/hot like Courtney is not
 
2012-04-25 01:10:40 PM

Pappas: She'll look like the Cryptkeeper in a decade


Mostly because she'll be dead from a cocaine overdose well before then.
 
2012-04-25 01:18:25 PM

Mentat: DonkeyDixon: Mentat: She has dead eyes.

Women who look like that don't need a soul

Because they suck them out of their male victims?


That made me think of Anna Silk, so thank you.
 
2012-04-25 01:31:07 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

This photo was taken with a very expensive lens.
 
2012-04-25 01:40:47 PM
This is the first and only shot taken of her since her wedding in which she actually looks younger than 30.

i.dailymail.co.uk

I could actually believe that person is a teenager. The rest of those, not so much.
 
2012-04-25 01:55:26 PM
Stil trying to get a reality show huh? Just start doing porn! We all know you are at least in your late 20s
 
2012-04-25 02:58:01 PM

Wellon Dowd: And one with her mum.


Ugh... way to make an old guy feel old.
 
2012-04-25 03:02:55 PM

Alphax: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Me = still not sure what the difference is between this chick, who the dudes here claim not to want anything to do with, and a Sasha Grey or Anna Song or other outright porn chick, who will be posted here NSFW with dude's tongues a-lolling

What's the difference?

I'm not calling her ugly, but I am saying she lies about her age.

Sasha Grey's not bad looking, but then someone linked to a video of her work.. VERY rough sex with another woman, rather off putting.


Go on.........
 
Skr
2012-04-25 03:48:16 PM
She really looks like she is pushy thirty. I wince at how old she is going to look when actually does get to middle age.

www.salmonellablog.com
 
2012-04-25 03:56:42 PM

Skr: She really looks like she is pushy thirty. I wince at how old she is going to look when actually does get to middle age.

[www.salmonellablog.com image 600x450]


Jack links?
 
2012-04-25 04:35:34 PM

amindtat: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x777]

Meh. Sharp elbows.


i know that's how i always pick up things off the ground: elbows in & titties out. i think that's even OSHA approved.
 
2012-04-25 04:43:10 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

That shot shows how obviously fake her tits are. The cloth isn't even touching her left (your right) breast, yet it's maintaining it's shape.

That said I'd still fark her till my dick was raw. And I still find it funny how folks keep going "OMG she looks like she's 40+!" A lot of that has to do with the style of makeup she uses. With that body and lack of facial wrinkles or even laugh lines I'd say early to mid 20's at most.
 
2012-04-25 08:32:12 PM

minoridiot: She's an ambassador for PETA? In her honor, I'm eating a puppy for lunch.


Well, considering the fact that she's a plastic trollop that's about as real as a credit card when compared to actual cash I can say that as far as I'm concerned the kittens are safe.
 
2012-04-25 08:36:24 PM

AbbeySomeone: /yes, those titties are store bought


Anyone else notice how far apart the nips are pointing on these shots? I almost wonder if it looks like Tara Reid under that top...
 
2012-04-25 09:09:56 PM
I just feel really bad for the poor girl. It's like Toddlers & Tiaras, the later years.
 
2012-04-25 10:03:56 PM

luidprand: I just feel really bad for the poor girl. It's like Toddlers & Tiaras, the later years.


Thread over. You win.
 
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