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(Short List)   Boyfriend fakes his own abduction to hide his cheating. It's so crazy it might just work. (No)   (shortlist.com ) divider line
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7514 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2012 at 12:29 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-25 12:31:59 PM  
Once again establishing Ontario's North Bay as an outpost of America's Florida.
 
2012-04-25 12:33:12 PM  
A $12,000 drug debt? Now that's just irresponsible.
 
2012-04-25 12:34:02 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

/ now you tell me!
 
2012-04-25 12:38:17 PM  
I knew a guy who was a network engineer who would send fake pages to himself saying that they were having network issues at work and needed him to come in so that he could get out of the house and bang his girlfriend for a few hours without his wife knowing.
 
2012-04-25 12:40:55 PM  
If a $12,000 drug debt was a believable part of an alibi, I don't think this relationship was going to last anyways.
 
2012-04-25 12:42:27 PM  

spentmiles: A $12,000 drug debt? Now that's just irresponsible.


Well if he was using them sure that would be, but if he was dealing and had to dump his stash because the police were on him I could see that.
 
2012-04-25 12:43:43 PM  
They'll be back together in two weeks.

/No he's really sorry.
 
2012-04-25 12:44:35 PM  
Yeesh, to what ends will a guy do to cheat, grow a pair and just dump her, it's not hard.
 
2012-04-25 12:50:30 PM  
Good try mate.
 
2012-04-25 12:58:31 PM  
Why won't she take him back? Women can be soooo unreasonable.
 
2012-04-25 01:01:05 PM  
If you're going to fake your abduction to cover cheating, also fake your Stockholm Syndrome.

Plan ahead, people.
 
2012-04-25 01:16:02 PM  

Valiente: Once again establishing Ontario's North Bay as an outpost of America's Florida.


No, more like Canada's Arkansas.
 
2012-04-25 01:19:50 PM  
My first wife faked an abortion to get out of our marriage. Even showed me the gallon zip lock with the bloody fetus inside. She said she was heartbroken and was moving to Nebraska to live with her mother. I was really bummed. Then months later, I run into her pushing a little black kid in a stroller. She said it was her friends, but I could tell from the stains on her blouse that she was lactating.
 
2012-04-25 01:27:33 PM  
Knew a gal in high school who took off to San Francisco (three hours from my little home town) to see her boyfriend play in his band. Her car broke down in the city and to explain her two days away and missing car, she made up a story about being car jacked and kidnapped. Featured in the local paper, FBI etc. She eventually came clean. She was also totally nuts..but that's a different story.

/Cool story etc.
 
2012-04-25 01:28:24 PM  

spentmiles: My first wife faked an abortion to get out of our marriage. Even showed me the gallon zip lock with the bloody fetus inside. She said she was heartbroken and was moving to Nebraska to live with her mother. I was really bummed. Then months later, I run into her pushing a little black kid in a stroller. She said it was her friends, but I could tell from the stains on her blouse that she was lactating.


Missed out on a real keeper there didn't you....
 
2012-04-25 02:06:59 PM  

LeroyBourne: Yeesh, to what ends will a guy do to cheat, grow a pair and just dump her, it's not hard.


...Make a new plan, Stan. Don't need to be coy, Roy....
 
2012-04-25 02:10:05 PM  
She'll take him back. They always do.
 
2012-04-25 02:14:11 PM  

spentmiles: My first wife faked an abortion to get out of our marriage. Even showed me the gallon zip lock with the bloody fetus inside. She said she was heartbroken and was moving to Nebraska to live with her mother. I was really bummed. Then months later, I run into her pushing a little black kid in a stroller. She said it was her friends, but I could tell from the stains on her blouse that she was lactating.


I want this to be real.

/but I've been burnt too many times
 
2012-04-25 03:30:43 PM  
There's no such thing as a "4-6 month sentence" in Canada. I wish the mods would stop greenlighting these dumbass Shortlist articles.
 
2012-04-25 11:20:53 PM  
Wasn't this the plot to an L.A. Noire case?
 
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