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2012-04-25 03:46:48 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: ferretman: could of been a much worse tattoo.....can't find the one I'm referencing through GIS....definitely a NSFW search...

/There are some reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly stupid tattoo's out there...must all be Obama supporters...

It's "could HAVE", not "could OF". And you should capitalize the first word of a sentence- even a sentence like your sentence. And the ellipsis (the criminal fallback of the semi-literate) is a series of three "dots" Link. I don't know why you would think otherwise, unless you spend a lot of time on the conservative group think message boards where semi-literate trolls circle jerk all day instead of pump the gas they're paid to pump.

In addition, you use the grocer's apostrophe in the word "tattoo's". This is a plural reference, so the apostrophe is unnecessary. Just say "tattoos". Your poorly thought attempt to draw out the word "really" is allowable, since clearly drawn rules regarding such colloquialisms are hard to find and often are contradictory.

Finally, your insistence that only Obama supporters would have terrible tattoos is unproven and at best wishful thinking on your part. I would give your entire comment a 1 from a possible 10. You get a rating of one for not urinating on yourself while typing it. While I can't say with any certainty that you didn't urinated on yourself, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.


This.
 
2012-04-25 03:49:07 PM  

Spanky McStupid: FTA: "Massey leads us to believe that the employee who asked her to leave Legoland was morbidly obese."

What is it with fatties and fairies?


I really really don't understand what the appearance of the employee has to do with the story whatsoever in a million years unless said employee also had a tattoo of questionable taste.


johnnyq: scarmig: johnnyq: scarmig: Parking is easy. Park at the Zaks on the other side and walk through.

But if I did that I'd have to walk through Grapevine Mills.

You forgot to add, "clothes-lining teenagers as I go!"

Ooh, I didn't realize that was an option. Now the trip out there doesn't sound so bad. Of course, it might be hard to do while dragging the kids along. Maybe it can be a family activity: "Son #1, you get down behind that one before daddy throws the clothesline to make sure he goes down. Son #2, you kick him in the balls as you walk by his fallen, twitching body." Ah, the heartwarming possibilities of family togetherness.

/Son #1 does what he's told
//Son #2 likes to kick things


How to have an enjoyable Grapevine Mills experience: go up there on a rainy Saturday afternoon just once. Any trip after that will be easy peasy. No matter what happens, you can always say to yourself, "Well it's not as bad as that one rainy Saturday." That's what hell is like. I know it.
 
2012-04-25 03:55:04 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: It's "could HAVE", not "could OF". And you should capitalize the first word of a sentence- even a sentence like your sentence. And the ellipsis (the criminal fallback of the semi-literate) is a series of three "dots" Link. I don't know why you would think otherwise, unless you spend a lot of time on the conservative group think message boards where semi-literate trolls circle jerk all day instead of pump the gas they're paid to pump.

In addition, you use the grocer's apostrophe in the word "tattoo's". This is a plural reference, so the apostrophe is unnecessary. Just say "tattoos". Your poorly thought attempt to draw out the word "really" is allowable, since clearly drawn rules regarding such colloquialisms are hard to find and often are contradictory.

Finally, your insistence that only Obama supporters would have terrible tattoos is unproven and at best wishful thinking on your part. I would give your entire comment a 1 from a possible 10. You get a rating of one for not urinating on yourself while typing it. While I can't say with any certainty that you didn't urinated on yourself, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.



Oh my dog, I'm so turned on right now.
 
2012-04-25 04:03:03 PM  
I think tattoos are beyond retarded. But if you want to get one, hey that's all you.

But if you choose to etch something pointless, stupid, and vulgar with the explicit intent of creating issues with people into your dermis, you have earned your right to get ridiculed and exiled from businesses where that WILL create an issue.

Don't do the crime if all you're going to do is biatch about having to do the time.
 
2012-04-25 04:06:58 PM  
A quick Google search seems to indicate that Disney still owns the copyright on Tinkerbell. It would be interesting to see if she got a nice letter from the Big Rat's legal department demanding she remove it?

Hey, she wanted the attention...
 
2012-04-25 04:07:03 PM  

Di Atribe: Spanky McStupid: FTA: "Massey leads us to believe that the employee who asked her to leave Legoland was morbidly obese."

What is it with fatties and fairies?

I really really don't understand what the appearance of the employee has to do with the story whatsoever in a million years unless said employee also had a tattoo of questionable taste.


johnnyq: scarmig: johnnyq: scarmig: Parking is easy. Park at the Zaks on the other side and walk through.

But if I did that I'd have to walk through Grapevine Mills.

You forgot to add, "clothes-lining teenagers as I go!"

Ooh, I didn't realize that was an option. Now the trip out there doesn't sound so bad. Of course, it might be hard to do while dragging the kids along. Maybe it can be a family activity: "Son #1, you get down behind that one before daddy throws the clothesline to make sure he goes down. Son #2, you kick him in the balls as you walk by his fallen, twitching body." Ah, the heartwarming possibilities of family togetherness.

/Son #1 does what he's told
//Son #2 likes to kick things

How to have an enjoyable Grapevine Mills experience: go up there on a rainy Saturday afternoon just once. Any trip after that will be easy peasy. No matter what happens, you can always say to yourself, "Well it's not as bad as that one rainy Saturday." That's what hell is like. I know it.


The most enjoyable experience is to tell the wife, "I need some pants" as she walks out the door to go to Grapevine Mills.
 
2012-04-25 04:08:32 PM  
THAT TATTOO IS A LIE! I only have sex with my husband!!
 
2012-04-25 04:17:45 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: ferretman: could of been a much worse tattoo.....can't find the one I'm referencing through GIS....definitely a NSFW search...

/There are some reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly stupid tattoo's out there...must all be Obama supporters...

It's "could HAVE", not "could OF". And you should capitalize the first word of a sentence- even a sentence like your sentence. And the ellipsis (the criminal fallback of the semi-literate) is a series of three "dots" Link. I don't know why you would think otherwise, unless you spend a lot of time on the conservative group think message boards where semi-literate trolls circle jerk all day instead of pump the gas they're paid to pump.

In addition, you use the grocer's apostrophe in the word "tattoo's". This is a plural reference, so the apostrophe is unnecessary. Just say "tattoos". Your poorly thought attempt to draw out the word "really" is allowable, since clearly drawn rules regarding such colloquialisms are hard to find and often are contradictory.

Finally, your insistence that only Obama supporters would have terrible tattoos is unproven and at best wishful thinking on your part. I would give your entire comment a 1 from a possible 10. You get a rating of one for not urinating on yourself while typing it. While I can't say with any certainty that you didn't urinated on yourself, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.


a very nice "harsh" reply to an obvious troll. however, i will dock a fraction of a point for the small grammatical flub at the end. :-)
 
2012-04-25 04:21:19 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: ferretman: could of been a much worse tattoo.....can't find the one I'm referencing through GIS....definitely a NSFW search...

/There are some reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly stupid tattoo's out there...must all be Obama supporters...

It's "could HAVE", not "could OF". And you should capitalize the first word of a sentence- even a sentence like your sentence. And the ellipsis (the criminal fallback of the semi-literate) is a series of three "dots" Link. I don't know why you would think otherwise, unless you spend a lot of time on the conservative group think message boards where semi-literate trolls circle jerk all day instead of pump the gas they're paid to pump.

In addition, you use the grocer's apostrophe in the word "tattoo's". This is a plural reference, so the apostrophe is unnecessary. Just say "tattoos". Your poorly thought attempt to draw out the word "really" is allowable, since clearly drawn rules regarding such colloquialisms are hard to find and often are contradictory.

Finally, your insistence that only Obama supporters would have terrible tattoos is unproven and at best wishful thinking on your part. I would give your entire comment a 1 from a possible 10. You get a rating of one for not urinating on yourself while typing it. While I can't say with any certainty that you didn't urinated on yourself, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.


Please forgive me. I studied computer science instead of English, so my knowledge of English grammatical conventions is far inferior to yours. I understand most of what you've written, but I'm having trouble with some of your more recherche constructs. What is the technical name for the tense exemplified by the phrase "didn't urinated"?
 
2012-04-25 04:22:30 PM  
 
2012-04-25 04:24:52 PM  

Jclark666: Rubber Biscuit: ferretman: could of been a much worse tattoo.....can't find the one I'm referencing through GIS....definitely a NSFW search...

/There are some reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly stupid tattoo's out there...must all be Obama supporters...

It's "could HAVE", not "could OF". And you should capitalize the first word of a sentence- even a sentence like your sentence. And the ellipsis (the criminal fallback of the semi-literate) is a series of three "dots" Link. I don't know why you would think otherwise, unless you spend a lot of time on the conservative group think message boards where semi-literate trolls circle jerk all day instead of pump the gas they're paid to pump.

In addition, you use the grocer's apostrophe in the word "tattoo's". This is a plural reference, so the apostrophe is unnecessary. Just say "tattoos". Your poorly thought attempt to draw out the word "really" is allowable, since clearly drawn rules regarding such colloquialisms are hard to find and often are contradictory.

Finally, your insistence that only Obama supporters would have terrible tattoos is unproven and at best wishful thinking on your part. I would give your entire comment a 1 from a possible 10. You get a rating of one for not urinating on yourself while typing it. While I can't say with any certainty that you didn't urinated on yourself, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Please forgive me. I studied computer science instead of English, so my knowledge of English grammatical conventions is far inferior to yours. I understand most of what you've written, but I'm having trouble with some of your more recherche constructs. What is the technical name for the tense exemplified by the phrase "didn't urinated"?



Duel of the Grammer Nazis

I can hear the swords clashing as we speak
 
2012-04-25 04:26:32 PM  

maliklockett:


Duel of the Grammer Nazis

I can hear the swords clashing as we speak


Grammer Nazi's, moran
 
2012-04-25 04:27:58 PM  

maliklockett: Duel of the Grammer Nazis

I can hear the swords penes clashing as we speak

 
2012-04-25 04:29:21 PM  
I fail to understand how you can think that a place that has a policy against offensive t-shirts would overlook a offensive tattoo.

Yeah, a tattoo is different from a t-shirt, but the whole point is that you can't walk around with offensive material on display in a children's venue. You think that the dirty picture is bad on a t-shirt but OK if it is on your skin?
 
2012-04-25 04:30:03 PM  
Good she should have been kicked out. Cover that crap up if you're going to play with kids.
 
2012-04-25 04:43:07 PM  
schattenteufel

1dak.com
I wouldn't mind seeing Tinkerbell naked.


Cute, but looks like she has a load to get rid of.........

/Bell of Tinker, taking it in the Stinker..........
 
2012-04-25 04:50:35 PM  

divgradcurl: Rubber Biscuit: ferretman: could of been a much worse tattoo.....can't find the one I'm referencing through GIS....definitely a NSFW search...

/There are some reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly stupid tattoo's out there...must all be Obama supporters...

It's "could HAVE", not "could OF". And you should capitalize the first word of a sentence- even a sentence like your sentence. And the ellipsis (the criminal fallback of the semi-literate) is a series of three "dots" Link. I don't know why you would think otherwise, unless you spend a lot of time on the conservative group think message boards where semi-literate trolls circle jerk all day instead of pump the gas they're paid to pump.

In addition, you use the grocer's apostrophe in the word "tattoo's". This is a plural reference, so the apostrophe is unnecessary. Just say "tattoos". Your poorly thought attempt to draw out the word "really" is allowable, since clearly drawn rules regarding such colloquialisms are hard to find and often are contradictory.

Finally, your insistence that only Obama supporters would have terrible tattoos is unproven and at best wishful thinking on your part. I would give your entire comment a 1 from a possible 10. You get a rating of one for not urinating on yourself while typing it. While I can't say with any certainty that you didn't urinated on yourself, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

a very nice "harsh" reply to an obvious troll. however, i will dock a fraction of a point for the small grammatical flub at the end. :-)


Oop! Mistyping while riding the high grammar horse! I'm actually blushing.

Good catch!
 
2012-04-25 04:52:07 PM  

Jclark666: Rubber Biscuit: ferretman: could of been a much worse tattoo.....can't find the one I'm referencing through GIS....definitely a NSFW search...

/There are some reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly stupid tattoo's out there...must all be Obama supporters...

It's "could HAVE", not "could OF". And you should capitalize the first word of a sentence- even a sentence like your sentence. And the ellipsis (the criminal fallback of the semi-literate) is a series of three "dots" Link. I don't know why you would think otherwise, unless you spend a lot of time on the conservative group think message boards where semi-literate trolls circle jerk all day instead of pump the gas they're paid to pump.

In addition, you use the grocer's apostrophe in the word "tattoo's". This is a plural reference, so the apostrophe is unnecessary. Just say "tattoos". Your poorly thought attempt to draw out the word "really" is allowable, since clearly drawn rules regarding such colloquialisms are hard to find and often are contradictory.

Finally, your insistence that only Obama supporters would have terrible tattoos is unproven and at best wishful thinking on your part. I would give your entire comment a 1 from a possible 10. You get a rating of one for not urinating on yourself while typing it. While I can't say with any certainty that you didn't urinated on yourself, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Please forgive me. I studied computer science instead of English, so my knowledge of English grammatical conventions is far inferior to yours. I understand most of what you've written, but I'm having trouble with some of your more recherche constructs. What is the technical name for the tense exemplified by the phrase "didn't urinated"?


Being a computer genius, you might be familiar with the occasional mistyped character. You might be familiar with human beings making tiny error. You might be familiar with human beings.
 
2012-04-25 05:11:38 PM  
Women are crazy.
 
2012-04-25 05:17:49 PM  

rickycal78: maliklockett: Duel of the Grammer Nazis

I can hear the swords penes clashing as we speak


Well, they say the pene is mightier than the sword.
 
2012-04-25 05:18:36 PM  
It's rather telling that when complaining about the treatment she recieved she included all her tats but the one involving porn even on a site as tat friendly as the Church of Body Modification.
 
2012-04-25 05:24:46 PM  

ferretman: /There are some reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly stupid tattoo's out there...must all be Obama supporters...


Agreed. All the Confederate battle flags, "Southern bred/Southern dead" and Leviticus tattoos on the fat, pasty, unwashed morons around me are indisputable hallmarks of the typical Obama supporter. Good call.
 
2012-04-25 05:34:42 PM  

sabreWulf07: ferretman: /There are some reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllly stupid tattoo's out there...must all be Obama supporters...

Agreed. All the Confederate battle flags, "Southern bred/Southern dead" and Leviticus tattoos on the fat, pasty, unwashed morons around me are indisputable hallmarks of the typical Obama supporter. Good call.



LOL
 
2012-04-25 05:38:12 PM  
www.movieactors.com

approves this headline.
 
2012-04-25 06:01:23 PM  
img-cdn.mediaplex.com
 
2012-04-25 06:28:13 PM  
hobama supporters?

is that some kinda code for tatted up middle school English structors who preach cRap lyrics be poetry

most folks done worry when dez typing wit dere thumbs

julius zimmerman has a certain flair that his colleagues generally lack
 
2012-04-25 06:41:31 PM  
Link

Has more info, including the statement from Legoland that the mother was offered a free return visit on another date, provided she covered up the tattoo. (NSFW Image of Tinkerbell being blasted from behind by a lightswitch).
 
2012-04-25 06:42:34 PM  

Casey Anthony: [img-cdn.mediaplex.com image 300x250]


THANK YOU
 
2012-04-25 06:45:07 PM  

cleveoh: A quick Google search seems to indicate that Disney still owns the copyright on Tinkerbell. It would be interesting to see if she got a nice letter from the Big Rat's legal department demanding she remove it?

Hey, she wanted the attention...


she could claim parody and it would fall within "fair use"
 
2012-04-25 06:49:11 PM  

Rubber Biscuit: Being a computer genius, you might be familiar with the occasional mistyped character. You might be familiar with human beings making tiny error. You might be familiar with human beings.


"Making tiny error" seems to be something you are quite familiar with.
 
2012-04-25 06:56:01 PM  
I love how that thread on the site she originally tried to pitty-party has reversed course now that they see the actual tattoo the employees had an issue with. I'm also laughing my ass off about that 'vampyremage' twit who's still trying to defend it and that its cool to have an image of a naked disney cartoon character lancing herself on a lightswitch.
 
2012-04-25 07:04:01 PM  
"Oh come on Legoland, how bad could a naked tinkerbell be...(click)... JESUS farkING CHRIST, LADY...."

And this is coming from a guy who's got naked ladies tattooed on both arms...
 
2012-04-25 07:07:16 PM  
Rubber Biscuit: While I can't say with any certainty that you didn't urinated on yourself, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

I'm not

Partisan politics is a crock and needs to be restricted to the politics dungeon tab where they can all pee on each other.

ferretman [TotalFark] 2012-04-25 02:46:44 PM (ignored: Political Crossposting (#7069500))
 
2012-04-25 07:10:58 PM  
Oh, and as far as Legoland asking her to leave. They should have just handed her a band-aid to censor it with, but required she walk around barefoot for the rest of her visit.
 
HBK
2012-04-25 08:00:08 PM  
Newsflash: You can be discriminated against for your terrible life choices. It happens all the time.
 
HBK
2012-04-25 08:09:04 PM  
FTFA:

However, Massey states on her Facebook profile page that Legoland does have a policy in place in regards to expulsion for an offensive t-shirt, but not a tattoo.

Taking the complaining attention whore's word regarding Legoland's policies? That's some piss poor, lazy "reporting" there Lou.
 
2012-04-25 08:12:42 PM  

BumpInTheNight: She should really clean that thing up, maybe add a religious tone to it or kids or perhaps both.

[cache.gizmodo.com image 301x500]


Stuff like this?

danielwheeler.org
danielwheeler.org
danielwheeler.org
 
2012-04-25 09:14:41 PM  

zarberg: BumpInTheNight: She should really clean that thing up, maybe add a religious tone to it or kids or perhaps both.

[cache.gizmodo.com image 301x500]

Stuff like this?

[danielwheeler.org image 300x326]


I was going to say there's no way on earth that wasn't intentional, then seeing that it is from Japan just confirms it.
 
2012-04-25 09:29:11 PM  
www.motifake.com
 
2012-04-25 09:56:04 PM  

Bermuda59: Tink's Titties!


Jenks?
 
2012-04-26 12:20:08 AM  

SultanofSchwing: Link

Has more info, including the statement from Legoland that the mother was offered a free return visit on another date, provided she covered up the tattoo. (NSFW Image of Tinkerbell being blasted from behind by a lightswitch).


"I totally thought they were going to ask who my artist was."

Yes, that's TOTALLY what someone's first thought would be to that.

As already stated: woman's an idiot, siding with Lego Land, my soul's died a little more.
 
2012-04-26 12:47:29 AM  

Di Atribe: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Yes, lest the precious denizens of the public be offended.

Perhaps we should all just cover up from head to toe, as to not run the risk of offending anyone fragile sensibilities.

Man, there's a lot of gray area between kicking a lady out of Legoland for a tattoo of Tink farking a lightswitch and covering everyone head to toe so no one gets offended. She got that tattoo to be controversial and raise people's hackles. Why else? She got exactly what she wanted: attention.


johnnyq: /Still have to go through the hellish experience of finding parking at Grapevine Mills.

*shudder*


And this little gem from her facebook: "Thank you Amanda, you're an inspirational voice. We will be compensated, believe that! "
 
2012-04-26 01:19:01 AM  
If anyone is still paying attention to this thread, head over to the Church of Body Modification facebook. Lot of constitutional derp going on over there.
 
2012-04-26 01:39:49 AM  
Well, I hope this dizzy biatch is happy. I got kicked out of Disneyland today for sniffing all the light switches.
 
2012-04-26 05:03:02 PM  

soupbone: And this little gem from her facebook: "Thank you Amanda, you're an inspirational voice. We will be compensated, believe that! "


Compensated for what? They refunded her money, geeeeeeeez.
 
2012-04-27 03:00:01 PM  
She got what she wanted: attention.
 
2012-04-27 07:47:09 PM  

Tinkerhelly: THAT TATTOO IS A LIE! I only have sex with my husband!!


He's built like a lightswitch?
 
2012-04-27 08:50:09 PM  

FiendishFellow05: [www.movieactors.com image 274x204]

approves this headline.



Thanks. This is why I stopped by.
 
2012-04-27 09:09:46 PM  

OgreMagi: Tinkerhelly: THAT TATTOO IS A LIE! I only have sex with my husband!!

He's built like a lightswitch?


And he lights me up! ;-)
 
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