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(MSN)   New Yorkers complaining about too many people having sex in their cars (with a helpful picture of what people having sex in a car may look like)   (now.msn.com) divider line 27
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2012-04-25 02:44:17 AM
5 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-04-25 02:51:40 AM
3 votes:
Might we also suggest:

thebsreport.files.wordpress.com
2012-04-25 02:51:26 AM
3 votes:
i.usatoday.net
2012-04-25 02:49:47 AM
3 votes:

phrawgh: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 468x350]



images.pictureshunt.com

/didn't want to leave you hanging
2012-04-25 02:35:32 AM
3 votes:
What, are they just supposed to have sex on the sidewalk??


germ78: They're more concerned that people are doing it in an uncomfortable place.


Up the butt?
2012-04-25 02:27:56 AM
3 votes:
in the backseat of a volkswagen perhaps?

giggity.
2012-04-25 01:40:21 AM
3 votes:
They're more concerned that people are doing it in an uncomfortable place.
2012-04-25 07:14:05 AM
2 votes:
Show me how you suck a guy's cock. Show me with your mouth.

i1.ytimg.com
2012-04-25 02:55:03 AM
2 votes:

MassAsster: phrawgh: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 468x350]


[images.pictureshunt.com image 447x690]

/didn't want to leave you hanging


Back at ya!
t2.gstatic.com
/too soon?
2012-04-25 02:33:18 AM
2 votes:
How you fellas doin'? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.
2012-04-25 02:30:46 AM
2 votes:
weredogpeople.files.wordpress.com
2012-04-25 11:14:18 AM
1 votes:
Just for the fun of it...

CSB time:

Back when I was in highschool, there weren't many places to fool around but the car - and since I didn't have my own yet, it was my mom's or dad's daily commuter. One friday night I stayed out till 2 am with my girlfriend, and had to sneak her back to her house with the lights all turned off and rolling in neutral so as to not wake anyone up.

Upon arriving back home, I did the standard backseat check for that one piece of the condom wrapper that always goes missing in the dark, and it was like a scene from a horror movie.

Blood everywhere. Bloody handprints on the ceiling, the windows, blood all over the seats, big swaths of it. Looked like someone turned the back seat into an abattoir. Noticed that I too was covered in blood and my clothing was ruined. Mental note for the future: keep better track of what time of the month it is.

Had to wake up at 6 am and drive to a do-it-yourself car cleaning place and spent the next 2 hours trying to get it all out before my folks found out. Would have taken less time, but my girlfriend and I kept laughing the whole time.
2012-04-25 08:56:37 AM
1 votes:

finnished: There was a couple, right outside my window going at it in the middle of the night. Woke both me and my wife up, it was so loud.

So I go outside, walk next to the car, and start snapping pictures. Got a couple really good ones too.

I wouldn't mind it otherwise, but they ALWAYS leave used condoms and personal wipes behind. These two left an empty bag of Taco Bell.


Moar pics or it didn't happen.

/plz
//eip
2012-04-25 08:49:07 AM
1 votes:
On the car...

www.allfordmustangs.com

...in the car...

At this point I'd take it either way.
2012-04-25 08:35:40 AM
1 votes:
www.pbase.com

Here's one from FARK: Circa 2003
2012-04-25 08:19:55 AM
1 votes:
There was a couple, right outside my window going at it in the middle of the night. Woke both me and my wife up, it was so loud.

So I go outside, walk next to the car, and start snapping pictures. Got a couple really good ones too.

I wouldn't mind it otherwise, but they ALWAYS leave used condoms and personal wipes behind. These two left an empty bag of Taco Bell.

i53.tinypic.com
2012-04-25 03:27:43 AM
1 votes:
www.seriessub.com
2012-04-25 03:19:55 AM
1 votes:

Make More Hinjews: MassAsster: Dickson Poon: MassAsster: unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin

There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets

I def know girls who be more inclined if there was a camera or audience of some sort. The same girls are inclined to get dirty in a car. Could these two things be connected?

yeah, i mean i'm sure we can work out something, rent some lighting... good digital camera...

Okay, but I haven't been naked in front of a man since 1986.


Did it happen on a flight?


www.mamapop.com

/Did you like movies about gladiators ?
2012-04-25 03:15:54 AM
1 votes:
Nothin' wrong with a little Farking. The only ones objecting, as always, are those who aren't gettin' any!
2012-04-25 03:02:40 AM
1 votes:

Dickson Poon: MassAsster: unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin


There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets

I def know girls who be more inclined if there was a camera or audience of some sort. The same girls are inclined to get dirty in a car. Could these two things be connected?


yeah, i mean i'm sure we can work out something, rent some lighting... good digital camera...
2012-04-25 02:59:48 AM
1 votes:

MassAsster: unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin


There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets


I def know girls who be more inclined if there was a camera or audience of some sort. The same girls are inclined to get dirty in a car. Could these two things be connected?
2012-04-25 02:52:18 AM
1 votes:
Might as well take advantage of a free show.
2012-04-25 02:50:36 AM
1 votes:
Rats the size of puppies - OK
Cockroaches the size of mice - OK
24/7 junkies in Central Park - OK
Black ooze on most buildings - OK
Daily Gridlocked Traffic - OK
Sex In Cars - This is an outrage! How dare you bring this filth to New York!
2012-04-25 02:48:41 AM
1 votes:

germ78: They're more concerned that people are doing it in an uncomfortable place.


What? Like that back of a Volkswagen?
2012-04-25 02:37:04 AM
1 votes:
If you need to get laid, you need to get laid. I guess. Didn't we all do it in our cars in high school? Lol
2012-04-25 02:32:27 AM
1 votes:
They are hookers.

Why do New York City people have a problem with women doing with their bodies as they choose?
2012-04-25 01:12:55 AM
1 votes:
Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.
 
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