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2012-04-25 08:41:04 AM

finnished: There was a couple, right outside my window going at it in the middle of the night. Woke both me and my wife up, it was so loud.

So I go outside, walk next to the car, and start snapping pictures. Got a couple really good ones too.

I wouldn't mind it otherwise, but they ALWAYS leave used condoms and personal wipes behind. These two left an empty bag of Taco Bell.


Fark needs a Winning button for posts like this.
 
2012-04-25 08:49:07 AM
On the car...

www.allfordmustangs.com

...in the car...

At this point I'd take it either way.
 
2012-04-25 08:56:37 AM

finnished: There was a couple, right outside my window going at it in the middle of the night. Woke both me and my wife up, it was so loud.

So I go outside, walk next to the car, and start snapping pictures. Got a couple really good ones too.

I wouldn't mind it otherwise, but they ALWAYS leave used condoms and personal wipes behind. These two left an empty bag of Taco Bell.


Moar pics or it didn't happen.

/plz
//eip
 
2012-04-25 08:58:47 AM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: germ78: They're more concerned that people are doing it in an uncomfortable place.

What? Like that back of a Volkswagen?


Wife and I have done it in the back seat of a 1991 Ford Escort GT...pretty sure thats where we conceived our first kid.
 
2012-04-25 09:05:29 AM
Car sex is never the most comfortable. The easiest way is to just lean the passenger seat all the way back and have the girl go at it on-top.

Csb time -

I was leaving the gym around 10 at night a couple years ago. My gym was in the corner of a strip mall with a giant parking lot attached to it. As I'm walking to my car, I hear what sounds like muffled screaming. I look across the parking lot and this couple is banging right out in the open. The guy was going doggy on her on while she bent over the hood of the car. Another couple was in a car next to them watching the whole thing. I watched in amazement for a minute or two, but I felt like a creep and got out of there. I'm all for exhibitionism, but I don't think I'd have the stones for catching the bang bus totally out in the open like that.
 
2012-04-25 09:20:40 AM

blackminded:
Moar pics or it didn't happen.

/plz
//eip


I'm being nice, that's why I didn't post a picture showing faces, or any body parts! :)
 
2012-04-25 09:25:15 AM

bearcats1983: Car sex is never the most comfortable. The easiest way is to just lean the passenger seat all the way back and have the girl go at it on-top.


or climb into the back seat. basically, the driver's seat is the most complicated area.
 
2012-04-25 09:30:37 AM
Was it you who did the pushin'
left the stains upon the cushion
footprints on the dashboard upside-down
Was it you, you sly wood pecker
who got into my girl Rebecker?
If it was you, you better leave this town

-REPLY-

Yes, t'was I who did the pushin'
left the stains upon the cushion
footprints on the dashboard upside-down
But, since I got into your daughter
I've had trouble passing water
so, I guess we're even all around!!
 
2012-04-25 09:36:49 AM

finnished: There was a couple, right outside my window going at it in the middle of the night. Woke both me and my wife up, it was so loud.

So I go outside, walk next to the car, and start snapping pictures. Got a couple really good ones too.

I wouldn't mind it otherwise, but they ALWAYS leave used condoms and personal wipes behind. These two left an empty bag of Taco Bell.

[i53.tinypic.com image 640x480]


pics or i hate you.
seriously, you couldn't link a .tar/.rar/.zip link and label it nsfw?
 
2012-04-25 09:39:03 AM
But New Yorkers can pay these people to masturbate, right?
 
2012-04-25 09:40:53 AM

pute kisses like a man: bearcats1983: Car sex is never the most comfortable. The easiest way is to just lean the passenger seat all the way back and have the girl go at it on-top.

or climb into the back seat. basically, the driver's seat is the most complicated area.


Or give up on the idea of actual 'sex' and find other ways of getting there...
/especially when your friend is asleep in the backseat and you and your girlfriend need to find ways of making the trip between Needles and Barstow less mind-numbing...
//not that I would know, of course.
 
2012-04-25 09:47:28 AM
What, are they just supposed to have sex on the sidewalk??

germ78: They're more concerned that people are doing it in an uncomfortable place.

fusillade762: Up the butt?


img341.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-25 09:48:47 AM

finnished: There was a couple, right outside my window going at it in the middle of the night. Woke both me and my wife up, it was so loud.

So I go outside, walk next to the car, and start snapping pictures. Got a couple really good ones too.

I wouldn't mind it otherwise, but they ALWAYS leave used condoms and personal wipes behind. These two left an empty bag of Taco Bell.

[i53.tinypic.com image 640x480]


That's awesome. Good investigative reporting!

I'd love to see more...

/EIP
 
2012-04-25 09:55:07 AM
If they live in their car then its ok right?
 
2012-04-25 09:57:53 AM
When I was in high school my girlfriend's parents took her and I out to dinner. I got a handjob in the back seat on the way home while her parents were in the front of the car. Not really pertinent, just bragging. One of the highlights of my youth.
 
2012-04-25 09:59:58 AM
law.gsu.edu

TFA was about hobos having a soup kitchen in a Prius?
 
2012-04-25 10:19:32 AM
What is disgusting is when you see the old ones doing car sex:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-25 10:20:23 AM

finnished:

[i53.tinypic.com image 640x480]


NSFW zip and link would be appreciated.
Have a soft spot for genuine candids.
 
2012-04-25 10:29:26 AM
Story time...

The summer after my junior in high school, a girl I know had her boyfriend (both 18 and graduated) park at the local John Deere dealership that her father owned so they could fark. What she didn't know was that her dad had installed security cameras around the building. Daddy got a nice surprise when reviewing the security footage.
 
2012-04-25 10:29:54 AM

BHShaman: finnished:

[i53.tinypic.com image 640x480]

NSFW zip and link would be appreciated.
Have a soft spot for genuine candids.


Yes. Yes. Yes.
 
2012-04-25 10:30:38 AM
Chrome buttons buckled on leather surfaces
These are the other lucky witnesses
Now to calm me
This time wont you please
Drive faster!

Roll the window down this
Cool night air is curious
Let the whole world look in
Who cares who sees anything?
 
2012-04-25 10:31:12 AM

Benjimin_Dover: They are hookers.

Why do New York City people have a problem with women doing with their bodies as they choose?


I am sure it is more of situtation of having to see it because odds are those doing it are not very attractive. It is like two guys making out or Rosie O'donnell, nobody really wants to have to look at that.

Unfortunately for many women it is not a choice they are free to make: Brooklyn DA: Sex Trafficking Ring Broken Up After Slave Tips Off NYPD

I am not sure legalization would solve it as sex slavery is a problem even in countries with legalized prostitution. Would like to see the resources we use on the war on drugs turned toward a war on human trafficking. If you use a prostitute you could be complicit in the slave trade.
 
2012-04-25 10:33:48 AM

bearcats1983: Car sex is never the most comfortable. The easiest way is to just lean the passenger seat all the way back and have the girl go at it on-top.

Csb time -


I live on a farm and like most farms, have a number of obscure roads leading through woods to fields, etc. Since I'm near a major highway, people often pull off the highway looking for a place to take a leak, etc, and end up using the woods on my place. No big deal as far as I'm concerned.

I'm out working and, looking up through the woods, notice an SUV parked on one of those roads. Didn't see anyone in the driver's seat, so I figured they were taking a whizz and didn't really think much about it. About a half hour later I notice the vehicle is still there, so I walk up through the woods to the road, and walk down the road approaching the car from the front.

About the time I pull even with the driver's window, I notice the passenger seat is all the way back and a woman is lying in the seat with her dress pulled up. A guy is in the footwell of the passenger area, having "lunch at the Y."

I shrugged and walked back to the house. My son asked me what was up and I said two people were having sex in the car. He laughed and asked if I had knocked on the window and told them to get lost.

"Naw," I said. "One of my few iron-clad rules of life is to never criticize someone for doing something I have done myself."

/end CSB
 
2012-04-25 10:35:33 AM
Comment #69. Had to do it.
 
2012-04-25 10:41:52 AM
What can I tell you, buddy, take it up with consumer affairs.

i272.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 11:03:16 AM

germ78: They're more concerned that people are doing it in an uncomfortable place.


Like the anus?

/not sure if I'm doing this "being coy in reference to sex acts" thing right
 
2012-04-25 11:14:18 AM
Just for the fun of it...

CSB time:

Back when I was in highschool, there weren't many places to fool around but the car - and since I didn't have my own yet, it was my mom's or dad's daily commuter. One friday night I stayed out till 2 am with my girlfriend, and had to sneak her back to her house with the lights all turned off and rolling in neutral so as to not wake anyone up.

Upon arriving back home, I did the standard backseat check for that one piece of the condom wrapper that always goes missing in the dark, and it was like a scene from a horror movie.

Blood everywhere. Bloody handprints on the ceiling, the windows, blood all over the seats, big swaths of it. Looked like someone turned the back seat into an abattoir. Noticed that I too was covered in blood and my clothing was ruined. Mental note for the future: keep better track of what time of the month it is.

Had to wake up at 6 am and drive to a do-it-yourself car cleaning place and spent the next 2 hours trying to get it all out before my folks found out. Would have taken less time, but my girlfriend and I kept laughing the whole time.
 
2012-04-25 11:15:21 AM
For those of you taking notes, the back seat of a Ford Tempo is not the most comfortable (especially when both of you are somewhat tallish). I had to clean a footprint off my back window (afterwards I made the Titanic handprint).

Never considered the passenger seat option.
 
2012-04-25 11:20:12 AM
I don't blame them. I wouldn't want people to have sex in my car either.

Oh, in their own cars!
 
2012-04-25 11:55:48 AM

Bondith: For those of you taking notes, the back seat of a Ford Tempo is not the most comfortable (especially when both of you are somewhat tallish). I had to clean a footprint off my back window (afterwards I made the Titanic handprint).

Never considered the passenger seat option.


It's late in the thread but this is a fantastic subject. You might have to get off our lawns. I'll see your Ford Tempo and raise you a 1980 Ford LTD. I'm not bragging though, because someone, somewhere on Fark has probably farked in the back of a '70's Dodge Polara or some other vehemoth land yacht.
 
2012-04-25 12:00:30 PM
Most of the time I have had sex in a car its been in a parking garage. But hey a few times the mood hits you. But its nasty when you dont clean up after yourself. Doubt it would be as much of a stink if people wernt leaving used condoms and wipes around.
 
2012-04-25 12:29:00 PM
csb time:

when I was in highschool, my highschool girlfriend and I would look for vacant areas to do this kind of stuff in the car. well, we'd often go to subdivisions that were in the process of being built, because no one was ever around. well, we parked by what looked like a model home. apparently it wasn't. it was occupied.

they called the cops. girlfriend and I got busted with our pants down. the cops told me to get dressed but asked her to get out of the car. they didn't allow her to get dressed. just had her stand there, outside the car. finally, after they called our parents, they let her get dressed. farking ridiculous.

/ let's just say, we remembered which house it was, and if they valued their property, they probably shouldn't have called the cops on a couple of shiathead highschool kids having sex in a car down the street at midnight.
 
2012-04-25 12:30:12 PM
Nonsense. Everyone knows New Yorkers don't drive. Now, if complaints were about excessive subway sex (band name?) I might believe it.
 
2012-04-25 12:44:49 PM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: germ78: They're more concerned that people are doing it in an uncomfortable place.

What? Like that back of a Volkswagen?


winner winner chicken dinner.
 
2012-04-25 01:09:36 PM

Nana's Vibrator: It's late in the thread but this is a fantastic subject. You might have to get off our lawns. I'll see your Ford Tempo and raise you a 1980 Ford LTD. I'm not bragging though, because someone, somewhere on Fark has probably farked in the back of a '70's Dodge Polara or some other vehemoth land yacht.


'71 Pontiac Bonneville, the 4-door sedan. So much room in that back seat you even had time to cuddle and relax afterwards. The Ol' Man kept a full first-aid kit in the trunk in those days before 9-1-1, along with a wool blanket for emergencies. That blanket got a lot of use.

/and factory FM radio, too
 
2012-04-25 01:30:37 PM

Paris1127: [i252.photobucket.com image 492x470]
Should've used this image, it's a classic...


Thank goodness you could provide... hey, is that Gene Masseth getting it on?
 
2012-04-25 01:44:52 PM
Get a room! In New York....are you crazy? I could get four more hookers at that price
 
2012-04-25 02:22:14 PM

OldManDownDRoad: Nana's Vibrator: It's late in the thread but this is a fantastic subject. You might have to get off our lawns. I'll see your Ford Tempo and raise you a 1980 Ford LTD. I'm not bragging though, because someone, somewhere on Fark has probably farked in the back of a '70's Dodge Polara or some other vehemoth land yacht.

'71 Pontiac Bonneville, the 4-door sedan. So much room in that back seat you even had time to cuddle and relax afterwards. The Ol' Man kept a full first-aid kit in the trunk in those days before 9-1-1, along with a wool blanket for emergencies. That blanket got a lot of use.

/and factory FM radio, too


Factory FM radio? In 1971?!!! You some kind of Don Juan Rockefeller or something, setting the mood in stereo with that Carole King music, luring her into the comfort of a wool blanket under the stars? Her old man ought to have kept the garden hose handy for you two whippersnappers.
OK, maybe not.
 
2012-04-25 02:35:59 PM
GF had a 76 Grand Prix I had a 77 Cutlass Supreme. You could have orgies in the backseats of those behemoths.
 
2012-04-25 03:12:50 PM

finnished: There was a couple, right outside my window going at it in the middle of the night. Woke both me and my wife up, it was so loud.

So I go outside, walk next to the car, and start snapping pictures. Got a couple really good ones too.

I wouldn't mind it otherwise, but they ALWAYS leave used condoms and personal wipes behind. These two left an empty bag of Taco Bell.

[i53.tinypic.com image 640x480]


OH HOLY SHIAT that's funny. That will make em find a new place to park. Careful though. if those two were 16 you might wanna ya know.. toss those out.
BTW I WAS that kid 20 some years ago!! I wised up and started parking near an industrial site that was empty at night. We were completely undisturbed for hours!
 
2012-04-25 03:19:08 PM
WTF?? That's incredibly close to my apartment. Most of the "clubgoers" around here are B&T folks coming through Penn Station. Maybe they're renting parked cars by the hour? shiat, that sounds like a business opportunity. And a reason for more late-night walks...
 
2012-04-25 03:27:15 PM

misanthropologist: WTF?? That's incredibly close to my apartment. Most of the "clubgoers" around here are B&T folks coming through Penn Station. Maybe they're renting parked cars by the hour? shiat, that sounds like a business opportunity. And a reason for more late-night walks...


rent an 8 ft U-haul and throw down an air mattress? If you have a pick up you could just do slow circles around the block I suppose. Or how about one of those luggage trains they use at the airport. Just catarpillar them around the club real slow.
 
2012-04-25 07:24:01 PM

SageC: Rats the size of puppies - OK
Cockroaches the size of mice - OK
24/7 junkies in Central Park - OK
Black ooze on most buildings - OK
Daily Gridlocked Traffic - OK
Sex In Cars - This is an outrage! How dare you bring this filth to New York!


Not to mention the horror of people EATING ON THE SUBWAY!!!
 
HBK
2012-04-26 12:02:37 AM

pute kisses like a man: / let's just say, we remembered which house it was, and if they valued their property, they probably shouldn't have called the cops on a couple of shiathead highschool kids having sex in a car down the street at midnight.


It takes a big man to commit property crimes in secret because his stupid ass was caught farking in front of someone's home.
 
2012-04-26 11:37:18 AM

HBK: pute kisses like a man: / let's just say, we remembered which house it was, and if they valued their property, they probably shouldn't have called the cops on a couple of shiathead highschool kids having sex in a car down the street at midnight.

It takes a big man to commit property crimes in secret because his stupid ass was caught farking in front of someone's home.


hence the self-applied "shiathead highschool kids" in the aside. I'm sorry we weren't all angels during our highschool years, whose every action was beyond reproach like some farkers here. enacting some kind of trivial vengeance is not justified. but, nonetheless, that doesn't mean it doesn't sometimes happen. you want an apology or something?

but, i did learn that if there are shiathead highschool kids doing that kind of crap around my house, I'm going to try to obfuscate the source of their persecution -- or ignore it, since I don't really care what other people do when it has no affect on my life and no one is getting hurt.
 
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