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(MSN)   New Yorkers complaining about too many people having sex in their cars (with a helpful picture of what people having sex in a car may look like)   (now.msn.com) divider line 95
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2012-04-25 01:12:55 AM
Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.
 
2012-04-25 01:40:21 AM
They're more concerned that people are doing it in an uncomfortable place.
 
2012-04-25 02:25:00 AM
unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin


There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets
 
2012-04-25 02:27:56 AM
in the backseat of a volkswagen perhaps?

giggity.
 
2012-04-25 02:29:37 AM
Just looked on Google Maps to see what's so erotic about W30th Street between 7th and 8th Avenue. And while I wouldn't want people constantly farking and throwing out condoms on my street, that place doesn't seem special. Looks like a sort of run down street anyways.
 
2012-04-25 02:30:36 AM
Wow, haven't been on MSN in a loooong time.
 
2012-04-25 02:30:46 AM
weredogpeople.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-25 02:32:27 AM
They are hookers.

Why do New York City people have a problem with women doing with their bodies as they choose?
 
2012-04-25 02:33:18 AM
How you fellas doin'? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.
 
2012-04-25 02:35:05 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to bumper to bumper traffic...
 
2012-04-25 02:35:32 AM
What, are they just supposed to have sex on the sidewalk??


germ78: They're more concerned that people are doing it in an uncomfortable place.

Up the butt?
 
2012-04-25 02:37:04 AM
If you need to get laid, you need to get laid. I guess. Didn't we all do it in our cars in high school? Lol
 
2012-04-25 02:41:33 AM
Nana's Vibrator: How you fellas doin'? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.

nutzhin like goin green
 
2012-04-25 02:44:17 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-25 02:48:41 AM
germ78: They're more concerned that people are doing it in an uncomfortable place.

What? Like that back of a Volkswagen?
 
2012-04-25 02:49:47 AM
phrawgh: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 468x350]


images.pictureshunt.com

/didn't want to leave you hanging
 
2012-04-25 02:50:36 AM
Rats the size of puppies - OK
Cockroaches the size of mice - OK
24/7 junkies in Central Park - OK
Black ooze on most buildings - OK
Daily Gridlocked Traffic - OK
Sex In Cars - This is an outrage! How dare you bring this filth to New York!
 
2012-04-25 02:51:26 AM
i.usatoday.net
 
2012-04-25 02:51:40 AM
Might we also suggest:

thebsreport.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-25 02:52:18 AM
Might as well take advantage of a free show.
 
2012-04-25 02:52:23 AM
I knew a guy who had sex in cars a lot. One day though he was out with a hot model, and got his Johnson stuck in the tailpipe. They had to send paramedics and a flying squad muffler tech.
 
2012-04-25 02:53:53 AM
i252.photobucket.com
Should've used this image, it's a classic...
 
2012-04-25 02:55:03 AM
MassAsster: phrawgh: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 468x350]


[images.pictureshunt.com image 447x690]

/didn't want to leave you hanging


Back at ya!
t2.gstatic.com
/too soon?
 
2012-04-25 02:56:10 AM
So New Yorkers are complaining that too many people have sex in their cars. My complaint is there are not enough women having sex in my car.
 
2012-04-25 02:56:27 AM
phrawgh: MassAsster: phrawgh: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 468x350]


[images.pictureshunt.com image 447x690]

/didn't want to leave you hanging

Back at ya!
[t2.gstatic.com image 194x259]
/too soon?


well played!

/never too soon
 
2012-04-25 02:59:48 AM
MassAsster: unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin


There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets


I def know girls who be more inclined if there was a camera or audience of some sort. The same girls are inclined to get dirty in a car. Could these two things be connected?
 
2012-04-25 03:02:40 AM
Dickson Poon: MassAsster: unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin


There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets

I def know girls who be more inclined if there was a camera or audience of some sort. The same girls are inclined to get dirty in a car. Could these two things be connected?


yeah, i mean i'm sure we can work out something, rent some lighting... good digital camera...
 
2012-04-25 03:03:50 AM
Nana's Vibrator: How you fellas doin'? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.

Aim for the bushes.
 
2012-04-25 03:05:51 AM
MassAsster: unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin


There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets


This looks like an opportunity to fill the city coffers with all sorts of tickets.
 
2012-04-25 03:14:33 AM
MassAsster: Dickson Poon: MassAsster: unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin

There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets

I def know girls who be more inclined if there was a camera or audience of some sort. The same girls are inclined to get dirty in a car. Could these two things be connected?

yeah, i mean i'm sure we can work out something, rent some lighting... good digital camera...


Okay, but I haven't been naked in front of a man since 1986.
 
2012-04-25 03:15:54 AM
Nothin' wrong with a little Farking. The only ones objecting, as always, are those who aren't gettin' any!
 
2012-04-25 03:17:15 AM
I would think a couple people with an air horn would take care of the problem.
 
2012-04-25 03:19:43 AM
TheGreatGazoo: I would think a couple people with an air horn viruses and bacteria of the penis would take care of the problem.

FTFY
 
2012-04-25 03:19:55 AM
Make More Hinjews: MassAsster: Dickson Poon: MassAsster: unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin

There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets

I def know girls who be more inclined if there was a camera or audience of some sort. The same girls are inclined to get dirty in a car. Could these two things be connected?

yeah, i mean i'm sure we can work out something, rent some lighting... good digital camera...

Okay, but I haven't been naked in front of a man since 1986.


Did it happen on a flight?


www.mamapop.com

/Did you like movies about gladiators ?
 
2012-04-25 03:26:04 AM
what did they think would happen after they closed all the SRO hotels and seedy fleabag walk-ups around Times Square?
 
2012-04-25 03:27:43 AM
www.seriessub.com
 
2012-04-25 03:30:48 AM
MassAsster: Make More Hinjews: MassAsster: Dickson Poon: MassAsster: unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin

There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets

I def know girls who be more inclined if there was a camera or audience of some sort. The same girls are inclined to get dirty in a car. Could these two things be connected?

yeah, i mean i'm sure we can work out something, rent some lighting... good digital camera...

Okay, but I haven't been naked in front of a man since 1986.

Did it happen on a flight?

[www.mamapop.com image 525x356]

/Did you like movies about gladiators ?


Roger, Roger.

/ Ohhhh, Roger....
 
2012-04-25 04:30:09 AM
Steve & Eydie bangin' in the back, gulp another martini, it's gonna get whack!

/Mrs. Liebowitz would not approve..............
 
2012-04-25 05:02:29 AM
 
2012-04-25 05:49:12 AM
Nana's Vibrator: How you fellas doin'? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.

Are you Dirty Mike and the boys? You left a note in my car!!
 
2012-04-25 05:51:04 AM
I walk over condoms everyday at a Catholic church on Park Ave. and 38th street.(next to the Guatemala Mission in NYC)
Do you want me to explain how they POP!
/didn't think so
 
2012-04-25 06:47:09 AM
MassAsster: phrawgh: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 468x350]


[images.pictureshunt.com image 447x690]

/didn't want to leave you hanging


All together now...

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-25 07:14:05 AM
Show me how you suck a guy's cock. Show me with your mouth.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2012-04-25 07:42:19 AM
MassAsster: unlikely: Six evenly spaced signs that say "this area is under video surveillance. Smile, you are on camera" would solve that.

or be more of a turn on.. just sayin


There are more important things to be offended by.. just hire someone to write littering tickets


Don't you mean "dispatch hazmat teams because a used condom is similar to medical waste"?

This could be taken care of if one or more of the residents got in good with one of the trashcollectors that has to pick that shiat up. Then the garbage union could refuse and the city would have to start paying alot more to clean up after these assholes.

Problem solved.
 
2012-04-25 07:52:18 AM
This is what happens when the RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH.
 
2012-04-25 08:10:28 AM
Really? On the southern tip of Hell's Kitchen near the hooker spot at the Tunnel? People are having 'too much' sex in cars? Seriously?
 
2012-04-25 08:18:26 AM
MagSeven: Nana's Vibrator: How you fellas doin'? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.

Are you Dirty Mike and the boys? You left a note in my car!!


They call it a "Soup Kitchen".
 
2012-04-25 08:19:55 AM
There was a couple, right outside my window going at it in the middle of the night. Woke both me and my wife up, it was so loud.

So I go outside, walk next to the car, and start snapping pictures. Got a couple really good ones too.

I wouldn't mind it otherwise, but they ALWAYS leave used condoms and personal wipes behind. These two left an empty bag of Taco Bell.

i53.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-25 08:31:57 AM
finnished: There was a couple, right outside my window going at it in the middle of the night. Woke both me and my wife up, it was so loud.

So I go outside, walk next to the car, and start snapping pictures. Got a couple really good ones too.

I wouldn't mind it otherwise, but they ALWAYS leave used condoms and personal wipes behind. These two left an empty bag of Taco Bell.

[i53.tinypic.com image 640x480]


You just made my day
 
2012-04-25 08:35:40 AM
www.pbase.com

Here's one from FARK: Circa 2003
 
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