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MacWizard		2012-04-25 04:31:37 AM

You have to take them all at the same time? That's not gonna work.

Baron Harkonnen		2012-04-25 04:36:25 AM

This guy gets all the breaks.

Ask		2012-04-25 04:39:47 AM

Well something has to make up for all the nagging these brave men endure.

praxis44241		2012-04-25 04:47:25 AM

Wow, one more wife, and the Gingrich, er, entourage get to fly one free.

/The 1% get all the perks...

Natsumi		2012-04-25 04:49:17 AM

Ah Kulula! They love to poke fun at Ol' Showerhead...

sethstorm		2012-04-25 05:33:10 AM

Baron Harkonnen: [ll-media.tmz.com image 251x315]
This guy gets all the breaks.

No, you mean this guy:
www.inquisitr.com

/hot unlike his current wife
//that and he's one wife short for the deal.

nicoffeine		2012-04-25 05:43:45 AM

Yeah, because sticking your hand in a fire three times didn't convince you that burning wouldn't occur.

Feel_the_velvet		2012-04-25 06:04:11 AM

Sounds good, but I'll have to sit between #4 and the first 3. They fight a lot.

Krusty_the_Barbarian		2012-04-25 06:26:18 AM

nicoffeine: Yeah, because sticking your hand in a fire three times didn't convince you that burning wouldn't occur.

They don't have the same problems with women over there like you have experienced. They live with the opinion;

"A wife is not a jug, she will not break if you hit her a few."

Shakespeare's Monkey		2012-04-25 06:26:25 AM

Wants to tell you about 4 wives!

Uncle Tractor		2012-04-25 06:46:14 AM

Everything I wanted to post has already been posted.

Bah.

Macular Degenerate		2012-04-25 07:42:41 AM

Eh, leave 'em at home

www.thatvideogameblog.com

CrazedHatter		2012-04-25 07:53:50 AM

Getting married once is bad enough, from all I'm told, why would anyone do it 4 times concurrently?

kpaxoid		2012-04-25 08:38:51 AM

Happy, happy?

Mugato		2012-04-25 08:52:07 AM

"It's flied rice, you plick!"

Dave and the Mission		2012-04-25 08:57:36 AM

Seen clucking nervously:

kellymahanjaramillo.files.wordpress.com

Khakimonkey		2012-04-25 09:12:27 AM

My take is they're talking about, Thobeka Stacy Mabhija (married. 2010), Nompumelelo Ntuli (married. 2008), Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma (married. 1982-1998), Kate Mantsho (married. 1976-2000), and Gertrude Sizakele Khumalo (married. 1973) a.k.a. Jacob Zuma's Wives. I may be wrong...

//DNRTFA

Jixa		2012-04-25 09:23:12 AM

kpaxoid: Happy, happy?

"Joy, joy!"

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Copper Spork		2012-04-25 09:49:04 AM

And in a country where they allow non-Biblical marriages they have one of the highest AIDS rates in the world. Coincidence? I think not.

Pert		2012-04-25 10:01:59 AM

Do you have to fly with them, or can you just send them all away?

Ne_Obliviscaris		2012-04-25 10:28:14 AM

CrazedHatter Getting married once is bad enough, from all I'm told, why would anyone do it 4 times concurrently?

It's like comitting four crimes all at once each with their own 25 year sentence for instance. Better to serve those prison terms concurrently than to serve them back to back. The genius of having multiple wives is that if one wants a divorce she won't get half of your stuff because the others know that they'd get a lot less if the one biatch leaves. So multiple wives = protecting your assets......until there's one biatch left standing. Then all bets are off.

farkityfarker		2012-04-25 10:33:18 AM

praxis44241: Wow, one more wife, and the Gingrich, er, entourage get to fly one free.

/The 1% get all the perks...

I wonder how old she'll be. I'm guessing 25 or so. I wonder if he's met her yet.

Smelly Pirate Hooker		2012-04-25 10:51:29 AM

OK, that's funny.

farkityfarker: praxis44241: Wow, one more wife, and the Gingrich, er, entourage get to fly one free.

/The 1% get all the perks...

I wonder how old she'll be. I'm guessing 25 or so. I wonder if ~~he's met her~~ she's been born yet.

Fixed that for everybody.

Trucker		2012-04-25 11:12:39 AM

Dave and the Mission:

[kellymahanjaramillo.files.wordpress.com image 460x307]

"I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!!"

CrazedHatter		2012-04-25 11:19:51 AM

Ne_Obliviscaris: CrazedHatter Getting married once is bad enough, from all I'm told, why would anyone do it 4 times concurrently?

It's like comitting four crimes all at once each with their own 25 year sentence for instance. Better to serve those prison terms concurrently than to serve them back to back. The genius of having multiple wives is that if one wants a divorce she won't get half of your stuff because the others know that they'd get a lot less if the one biatch leaves. So multiple wives = protecting your assets......until there's one biatch left standing. Then all bets are off.

HAH! If you're lucky, you'll die from stress related issues before there's only one left.