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2012-04-25 04:31:37 AM
You have to take them all at the same time? That's not gonna work.
 
2012-04-25 04:36:25 AM
ll-media.tmz.com
This guy gets all the breaks.
 
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2012-04-25 04:39:47 AM
Well something has to make up for all the nagging these brave men endure.
 
2012-04-25 04:47:25 AM
Wow, one more wife, and the Gingrich, er, entourage get to fly one free.

/The 1% get all the perks...
 
2012-04-25 04:49:17 AM
Ah Kulula! They love to poke fun at Ol' Showerhead...
 
2012-04-25 05:33:10 AM

Baron Harkonnen: [ll-media.tmz.com image 251x315]
This guy gets all the breaks.


No, you mean this guy:
www.inquisitr.com

/hot unlike his current wife
//that and he's one wife short for the deal.
 
2012-04-25 05:43:45 AM
Yeah, because sticking your hand in a fire three times didn't convince you that burning wouldn't occur.
 
2012-04-25 06:04:11 AM
Sounds good, but I'll have to sit between #4 and the first 3. They fight a lot.
 
2012-04-25 06:26:18 AM

nicoffeine: Yeah, because sticking your hand in a fire three times didn't convince you that burning wouldn't occur.


They don't have the same problems with women over there like you have experienced. They live with the opinion;

"A wife is not a jug, she will not break if you hit her a few."
 
2012-04-25 06:26:25 AM
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Wants to tell you about 4 wives!
 
2012-04-25 06:46:14 AM
Everything I wanted to post has already been posted.

Bah.
 
2012-04-25 07:42:41 AM
Eh, leave 'em at home

www.thatvideogameblog.com
 
2012-04-25 07:53:50 AM
Getting married once is bad enough, from all I'm told, why would anyone do it 4 times concurrently?
 
2012-04-25 08:38:51 AM
Happy, happy?
 
2012-04-25 08:52:07 AM
"It's flied rice, you plick!"
 
2012-04-25 08:57:36 AM
Seen clucking nervously:

kellymahanjaramillo.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-25 09:12:27 AM
My take is they're talking about, Thobeka Stacy Mabhija (married. 2010), Nompumelelo Ntuli (married. 2008), Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma (married. 1982-1998), Kate Mantsho (married. 1976-2000), and Gertrude Sizakele Khumalo (married. 1973) a.k.a. Jacob Zuma's Wives. I may be wrong...

//DNRTFA
 
2012-04-25 09:23:12 AM

kpaxoid: Happy, happy?


"Joy, joy!"

mydatingprescriptiondotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-25 09:49:04 AM
And in a country where they allow non-Biblical marriages they have one of the highest AIDS rates in the world. Coincidence? I think not.
 
2012-04-25 10:01:59 AM
Do you have to fly with them, or can you just send them all away?
 
2012-04-25 10:28:14 AM
CrazedHatter Getting married once is bad enough, from all I'm told, why would anyone do it 4 times concurrently?


It's like comitting four crimes all at once each with their own 25 year sentence for instance. Better to serve those prison terms concurrently than to serve them back to back. The genius of having multiple wives is that if one wants a divorce she won't get half of your stuff because the others know that they'd get a lot less if the one biatch leaves. So multiple wives = protecting your assets......until there's one biatch left standing. Then all bets are off.
 
2012-04-25 10:33:18 AM

praxis44241: Wow, one more wife, and the Gingrich, er, entourage get to fly one free.

/The 1% get all the perks...


I wonder how old she'll be. I'm guessing 25 or so. I wonder if he's met her yet.
 
2012-04-25 10:51:29 AM
OK, that's funny.

farkityfarker: praxis44241: Wow, one more wife, and the Gingrich, er, entourage get to fly one free.

/The 1% get all the perks...

I wonder how old she'll be. I'm guessing 25 or so. I wonder if he's met her she's been born yet.


Fixed that for everybody.
 
2012-04-25 11:12:39 AM

Dave and the Mission:

[kellymahanjaramillo.files.wordpress.com image 460x307]


"I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!!"
 
2012-04-25 11:19:51 AM

Ne_Obliviscaris: CrazedHatter Getting married once is bad enough, from all I'm told, why would anyone do it 4 times concurrently?


It's like comitting four crimes all at once each with their own 25 year sentence for instance. Better to serve those prison terms concurrently than to serve them back to back. The genius of having multiple wives is that if one wants a divorce she won't get half of your stuff because the others know that they'd get a lot less if the one biatch leaves. So multiple wives = protecting your assets......until there's one biatch left standing. Then all bets are off.


HAH! If you're lucky, you'll die from stress related issues before there's only one left.
 
2012-04-25 12:19:47 PM
How many direct flights to and from Salt Lake City, I wonder? They'd benefit from such a deal.
 
2012-04-25 08:12:18 PM

Dave and the Mission: Seen clucking nervously:

kellymahanjaramillo.files.wordpress.com


i.imgur.com

Separated at birth?
 
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