I always like watching libtards piss themselves over Limbaugh. It's like drinking a good wine and eating good cheese.

bim1154: I always like watching libtards piss themselves over Limbaugh. It's like drinking a good wine and eating good cheese.

I voted for Bush. Twice. Limbaugh is a cock bag.

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: bim1154: I always like watching libtards piss themselves over Limbaugh. It's like drinking a good wine and eating good cheese.

I voted for Bush. Twice. Limbaugh is a cock bag.

I didn't say I liked the guy, I just like watching Farker's reactions.

Does he believe what he says, or is he secretly the Howard W. Campbell for women?

First, the government takes over student loans via Sallie Mae. Then, it threatens to double the rates. Remember, it was Obama's party that was in power and put this into place. Now he uses it as a scare tactic, via Fluke, to demonize Republicans, who control only one house of Congress. But, when Rush points out that this appears to be a coordinated effort to scare students into voting for Obama, he is evil incarnate? I suppose that makes sense to libs, given that they are logic deprived.

Here's something to consider. Libs have been pushing for years to get everybody to go to college. It has to be affordable. Of course, if you can delay everyone's entry into the workforce for 4 or more years, unemployment looks better than it really is. Since there is huge demand for college education because the government has deemed that it must be "affordable," tuition rates rise at a rate 9 times inflation. Those colleges and universities might say they're not for profit but their endowment funds rival the profits at large banks. The government kindly steps up to loan "those in need" the money for this necessary education, which is, after all A RIGHT! So, while they're holding you out of the workforce, the government is loaning you money at interest. And you graduate, or not (your choice) and you owe a pile of money. By the time you pay that off, you're ready to retire and go on Social Security. So the middle and lower classes spend their entire lives working to pay off government loans, either after college or in advance of retirement. In return for the government's largesse, that same middle class will be forever a supplicant instead of an independent voter. They will have security in terms of whatever the government is willing to give them, they will never be able to build equity and real security because between paying off government loans, taxes, and FICA, they will perpetually be living paycheck to paycheck - except for those 99 week stretches when any meager savings they've been able to accumulate will be depleted to make up the difference between a real paycheck and whatever unemployment benefits they can beg for.

How, exactly, is this better than being a serf in the middle ages, except that we have indoor plumbing and the internet?

Mr. Right: First, the government takes over student loans via Sallie Mae. Then, it threatens to double the rates. Remember, it was Obama's party that was in power and put this into place. Now he uses it as a scare tactic, via Fluke, to demonize Republicans, who control only one house of Congress. But, when Rush points out that this appears to be a coordinated effort to scare students into voting for Obama, he is evil incarnate? I suppose that makes sense to libs, given that they are logic deprived.

Here's something to consider. Libs have been pushing for years to get everybody to go to college. It has to be affordable. Of course, if you can delay everyone's entry into the workforce for 4 or more years, unemployment looks better than it really is. Since there is huge demand for college education because the government has deemed that it must be "affordable," tuition rates rise at a rate 9 times inflation. Those colleges and universities might say they're not for profit but their endowment funds rival the profits at large banks. The government kindly steps up to loan "those in need" the money for this necessary education, which is, after all A RIGHT! So, while they're holding you out of the workforce, the government is loaning you money at interest. And you graduate, or not (your choice) and you owe a pile of money. By the time you pay that off, you're ready to retire and go on Social Security. So the middle and lower classes spend their entire lives working to pay off government loans, either after college or in advance of retirement. In return for the government's largesse, that same middle class will be forever a supplicant instead of an independent voter. They will have security in terms of whatever the government is willing to give them, they will never be able to build equity and real security because between paying off government loans, taxes, and FICA, they will perpetually be living paycheck to paycheck - except for those 99 week stretches when any mea ...

Your logic is so convoluted it hurts. Maybe if people would stop seeing Illuminati conspiracies and New World Order bullshiat in anything and everything, this country would stop being so damned retarded.

How about Republicans and Democrats both stop being idiots long enough to save this country before it completely self-destructs, instead of hastening it by using everything as weapons to demonize each other?

There is no student loan crisis, according to CNN:

http://money.cnn.com/2012/03/30/news/economy/student-loans/index.htm

It's some bullshiat thing Democrats have come up with to invigorate one of their bases.

QuesoDelicioso: Somebody ought to set up a bounty on that fat pig.

/open season on republicans
//no bag limit

If Fox News found out about this thread, this stupid comment would be the only thing they'd talk about.

dericwater: here is nothing a person can do to avoid paying back a student loan, short of death (and here, I'm assuming that the balance is not foisted on some relative).

There are discharges available for undue hardship, and permanent and total disability.

mark12A: Tell me again why I'm supposed to help subsidize other people's promiscuity....

because your a idiot.

What the fark does this pill-popping sex offender have against this woman?

What a vile, pathetic excuse for a human being. Levon Helm is dead yet cancer ignores this pile of education-hating human garbage.

HellRaisingHoosier: meat0918: Let me get this straight.

...

You see, Republicans don't have to worry about lower-income folks because the Democrats already do.


You see, Republican don't have to worry about keeping down the poor, because the Democrats already do.

Ablejack: mark12A: Tell me again why I'm supposed to help subsidize other people's promiscuity....

because your a idiot.

"You're", genius.

LouDobbsAwaaaay: I see the conservatards found a thread they can shiat up with their aspergers.

HEY! That's offensive to those of us with actual Asperger's, mate!

KangTheMad: Little.Alex: Mixolydian Master: So Rush is cool with the Federal loans increasing drastically and benefiting the government? I thought Repubs were all low taxes, rates and interest. Get the government out of my bank and wallet mentality. I don't understand these farkmooks at all


I suspect there are many things you don't understand.

Why is Government in the business of student loans in the first place? It's a bad idea, and they're farking up higher education.

Look at all the retards in Occupy; I remember loads of them protesting their student loans, like the dumbass who borrowed $30,000 to get a degree in puppetry.

That's what educated people, who we call Republicans, mean when they say the Federal Student Loan Program is distorting markets. It causes people to make decisions they would never make with their own money. If Mr. Puppet Major were doing summer construction work and waiting tables to get that scratch, I bet he would have spent it more wisely. Even if he picked a stupid major; he wouldn't have that debt on his back.

And the Feds endlessly pumping cash into colleges has caused industry specific inflation - so every time they increase funding tuition goes up. All that is accomplished is that the kid graduates with a bigger debt burden. Look at what a great job they did pumping money into housing.

And of course; Universities have been lowering standards to get in on all that cash. So kids get less education, a watered down degree, and a mountain of debt. It's a disaster.


So farking what? Nobody has any right to say "Thats a stupid career path, you can't have any money for it."


Yes, they have every right to say that. Why should a bank loan you money, if you are setting yourself up to be unable to repay it? Or, given the socialist model so popular on FARK, why should the government give money to people to pursue an education that is little more than a hobby and a 4 year party?

Personally, I would love to see Anonymous go and investigate Rush Limbaugh for his Dominican Republic Vacations alone.

Wonderful country, but RL is a hypocrite

Mavent: But seriously folks, why is it that Republicans are so universally illiterate? It's literally like they're required to have lobotomies before they're allowed into the party. We have a guy in this very thread whining about "teleprompters" who isn't capable of correctly capitalizing or punctuating a single declarative sentence.

No, it's not a grammar troll. It's a simple question. Why is it that people who can't spell "I" correctly feel like maybe they're accomplishing something by repeating the word "teleprompter" over and over again, as if it's some sort of magical incantation? My guess is that on some level, they know how retarded it makes them look, and therefore believe that it grants them immunity from rational rebuttal. Or maybe it's just the only retort they can come up with after eight years of George W. Bush, a guy who couldn't even string six words together without claiming that America was at war with America. I guess the thought-process goes something like this: "Sure, Republicans are gibbering morons, but Obama, despite being eloquent and intelligent, uses a piece of equipment that every other President has also used!"

shiat. shiat. The fact that people that stupid are allowed to vote and breed makes me want to punch the whole world in the trachea.

You don't exactly sound like a rocket surgeon yourself.

/just sayin'

Man, you people sure hate it when people like Rush are right. He is spot on when he says the White House is trying to scare students about their interest rates on their student loans. Obama's re-election campaign looks like it's going to be all about scaring people about what the Republicans are supposedly going to do to everyone. Student loans no on can afford, banning contraception, children starving to death, pregnant women dying in the streets, taking away abortion rights, elderly losing Medicare, black kids getting shot on every street corner, poisoned food, children dying of mercury poisoning, poor people will be on their own, the skies will be so polluted that children won't be able to breathe, and on and on. 2008 got Obama elected on "Hope And Change", but 2012 sure looks like it's going to be all about scaring the fark out of everybody. "Vote for me, or you all will be fakred!". And the ignorant fakrs out there will EAT IT UP, without doing one bit of research to see if any of it is true . Which is exactly what Obama is counting on, since lack of research by the voting populace is what got him elected in 2008, as well as a majority of all the other politicians in the past couple of decades.

Bring the torches and pitchforks...I don't give a flying fakr anymore.

JDAT:


Ms. Fluke is not demanding that government pay for birth control or abortions. Government already does that to some degree. She is arguing that birth control should be covered by a private insurance policy. Which will cost taxpayers nothing but rather save tax money. I really don't see any reason why a conservative would be against this... other than the fact they hate sex.

KangTheMad: Little.Alex: Mixolydian Master: So Rush is cool with the Federal loans increasing drastically and benefiting the government? I thought Repubs were all low taxes, rates and interest. Get the government out of my bank and wallet mentality. I don't understand these farkmooks at all


I suspect there are many things you don't understand.

Why is Government in the business of student loans in the first place? It's a bad idea, and they're farking up higher education.

Look at all the retards in Occupy; I remember loads of them protesting their student loans, like the dumbass who borrowed $30,000 to get a degree in puppetry.

That's what educated people, who we call Republicans, mean when they say the Federal Student Loan Program is distorting markets. It causes people to make decisions they would never make with their own money. If Mr. Puppet Major were doing summer construction work and waiting tables to get that scratch, I bet he would have spent it more wisely. Even if he picked a stupid major; he wouldn't have that debt on his back.

And the Feds endlessly pumping cash into colleges has caused industry specific inflation - so every time they increase funding tuition goes up. All that is accomplished is that the kid graduates with a bigger debt burden. Look at what a great job they did pumping money into housing.

And of course; Universities have been lowering standards to get in on all that cash. So kids get less education, a watered down degree, and a mountain of debt. It's a disaster.

So farking what? Nobody has any right to say "Thats a stupid career path, you can't have any money for it."

They should. Getting a degree in women's studies? Your interest rate should be 20%, cause fark your worthless major, that's why.

Student loan = next bubble, cause who's going to pay back those loans on your starbucks wages?

I can't say I have a care for either of the slut hereinto refered.

Mr. Right: Libs have been pushing for years to get everybody to go to college. It has to be affordable. Of course, if you can delay everyone's entry into the workforce for 4 or more years, unemployment looks better than it really is.

Only for 4 years. After that you should should have roughly the same the same number of people entering the workforce annually. Latency vs. throughput.

Ablejack: JDAT:
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Ms. Fluke is not demanding that government pay for birth control or abortions. Government already does that to some degree. She is arguing that birth control should be covered by a private insurance policy. Which will cost taxpayers nothing but rather save tax money. I really don't see any reason why a conservative would be against this... other than the fact they hate sex.

But...but...but... someone one the TV/Radio who does my thinking FOR me SAYS they're asking for the gubint to pay for it!! Are you calling the person I let make my decisions for me a liar???

/People who let pundits blindly make their decisions for them - especially when the pundits flat-out lie - should lose the right to vote.

Hey Libs: open your minds for 1 minute, and ask yourselves this:

Q: Why are students being threatened with interest rate increases in the first place?

A: Because the loan came from Big Government.

If they had borrowed from a private bank, that bank would have no exceptional power over them. If they wanted to increase the rate, you could wave your contract in their face and assert your rights. "I agreed to this rate, and I won't pay more." And the law would be on your side, and you would know every detail of the agreement.

Instead, Ostupid and the Dems, demanded a Federal take over of this business. So now, you are powerless. You have no ability to negotiate a rate or a settlement if you went bankrupt. They promised you something for nothing, and you end up a serf.



See how that works?

Same with Social Security, which should be privatised. Same with ObamaCare. Same with 80% of what the Government does. They offer you something for nothing, and you end up a supplicant in what was once a country of free men.

nakedcritic: Ablejack: mark12A: Tell me again why I'm supposed to help subsidize other people's promiscuity....

because your a idiot.

"You're", genius.

Not this time; "your a idiot" is a fark meme. I had typed out a real answer to this stupid question. Then realized it would be wasted because the person asking is such an idiot. So I went directly to that problem in terms that would be best understood. No big whup.

Little.Alex: "I agreed to this rate, and I won't pay more." And the law would be on your side, and you would know every detail of the agreement.

Know what the funny thing is? Nothing prevents schools from making arrangements with private lenders to offer up cheap loans to their own students. That they don't do that should tell you something about the schools.

Little.Alex: [www.suitcasesandsippycups.com image 500x426]

Hey Libs: open your minds for 1 minute, and ask yourselves this:

Q: Why are students being threatened with interest rate increases in the first place?

A: Because the loan came from Big Government.

If they had borrowed from a private bank, that bank would have no exceptional power over them. If they wanted to increase the rate, you could wave your contract in their face and assert your rights. "I agreed to this rate, and I won't pay more." And the law would be on your side, and you would know every detail of the agreement.

Instead, Ostupid and the Dems, demanded a Federal take over of this business. So now, you are powerless. You have no ability to negotiate a rate or a settlement if you went bankrupt. They promised you something for nothing, and you end up a serf.

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See how that works?

Same with Social Security, which should be privatised. Same with ObamaCare. Same with 80% of what the Government does. They offer you something for nothing, and you end up a supplicant in what was once a country of free men.

And if we vote for the Republican side, we'll have women and homosexuals stripped of their rights, Christianity forced into everything, and education will completely collapse.

Doesn't matter who we vote for, it seems. America is doomed one way or another.

Name your poison.

Gingrich is still hanging in but with Santorum gone "The committee to re-elect Obama" had an opening. Rush was already an honorary member.

bim1154: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: bim1154: I always like watching libtards piss themselves over Limbaugh. It's like drinking a good wine and eating good cheese.

I voted for Bush. Twice. Limbaugh is a cock bag.

I didn't say I liked the guy, I just like watching Farker's reactions.

You did not say you liked the guy, I'll give you that. You also didn't say anything about Farkers. You did however say something about "libtards".

Since that is apparently not what you meant to say I can see how there may be some confusion.

Weaver95: Little.Alex: If they had borrowed from a private bank, that bank would have no exceptional power over them. .

would this be the same couple of private banks that WOULD have gone under without a public bailout? THOSE banks?

hmm.

Yeah, alright, but those banks only failed because they were over-regulated. If they'd been able to inflate the bubble even further, there would have been no consequences for anyone!

Ablejack: JDAT:
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Ms. Fluke is not demanding that government pay for birth control or abortions. Government already does that to some degree. She is arguing that birth control should be covered by a private insurance policy. Which will cost taxpayers nothing but rather save tax money. I really don't see any reason why a conservative would be against this... other than the fact they hate sex.

Hypocrisy is droning on and on about freedoms and others taking away freedoms, and railing against
"big government", while at the same time demanding that the government enforce a small but vocal minorities
moralistic rules that cover multiple aspects of peoples lives in public and behind closed doors..

Ablejack: JDAT:
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Ms. Fluke is not demanding that government pay for birth control or abortions. Government already does that to some degree. She is arguing that birth control should be covered by a private insurance policy. Which will cost taxpayers nothing but rather save tax money. I really don't see any reason why a conservative would be against this... other than the fact they hate sex.

You have to understand that JDAT was one of the children left behind. He also really really has a problem with the idea of sex with women.

Which would explain why he's bending over backwards to defend a pill-popping boy banger.

Keizer_Ghidorah: Little.Alex: [www.suitcasesandsippycups.com image 500x426]



And if we vote for the Republican side, we'll have women and homosexuals stripped of their rights, Christianity forced into everything, and education will completely collapse.


Citation, please. Exactly how is any of that going to happen? More of those scare tactics. Libs have a million of them.

Weaver95: ocelot: Sandra Fluck is just another Obama puppet.

wow - so not ONLY is Obama able to travel back in time but he's also smart enough to trick Rush Limbaugh into making an ass of himself ON HIS OWN RADIO SHOW!

duuuuude...that Obama guy is scary good with the zen mind control stuff!

Obama also invented teen pregnancy and homosexuality. Whenever a fine, upstanding Republican gets caught snorting coke off a gay hustler's cock, it was a set-up by Obama. And Nancy Pelosi.

Little.Alex:
Q: Why are students being threatened with interest rate increases in the first place?
A: Because the loan came from Big Government.
If they had borrowed from a private bank, that bank would have no exceptional power over them. If they wanted to increase the rate, you could wave your contract in their face and assert your rights. "I agreed to this rate, and I won't pay more." And the law would be on your side, and you would know every detail of the agreement.
Instead, Ostupid and the Dems, demanded a Federal take over of this business. So now, you are powerless. You have no ability to negotiate a rate or a settlement if you went bankrupt. They promised you something for nothing, and you end up a serf.
Same with Social Security, which should be privatised. Same with ObamaCare. Same with 80% of what the Government does. They offer you something for nothing, and you end up a supplicant in what was once a country of free men.

It's a good thing Social Security was not privatized when the private banks (that students actually do get their loans from!) had to be bailed out or simply folded.
Also "ObamaCare" is a private insurance plan. AHA is basically regulations on the same old system. While it's true a public option was discussed, what happened was "fix old - no new". Remember that slogan? That's what we got. The people who got ignored by Obamcare are the actual lefties. They wanted a contemporary world or "single payer" system. But that was decided against in the Democratic Primaries. The Democrats chose a pragmatist (Obama) rather than the Universal Healthcare nominee (Clinton).
/Seriously, where have you been this whole time to have such basic misunderstandings?

3StratMan: Keizer_Ghidorah: Little.Alex: [www.suitcasesandsippycups.com image 500x426]



And if we vote for the Republican side, we'll have women and homosexuals stripped of their rights, Christianity forced into everything, and education will completely collapse.


Citation, please. Exactly how is any of that going to happen? More of those scare tactics. Libs have a million of them.

Excuse him - he's young and impressionable, and really think the GOP will do those things, instead of just wasting time and taxpayer money pretending to try to do them.

On this one Rush is 100% correct.

JabbaTheButt: On this one Rush is 100% correct.

In what respect, Perez?