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(Wonkette)   Girl so mad school wouldn't let her go to prom just because her Confederate flag dress was "inappropriate and offensive" even though they totally told her that beforehand   (wonkette.com) divider line 363
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2012-04-24 05:56:59 PM

Aarontology: FirstNationalBastard: Aarontology: I'd fight battle at her Manassas Gap, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd rather pound her Deep Bottom.

Fort Sumpter? More like Fort Sumptuous!


Fort Sumpter? So has half the football team.
 
2012-04-24 06:07:37 PM

Aarontology: FirstNationalBastard: Aarontology: I'd fight battle at her Manassas Gap, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd rather pound her Deep Bottom.

Fort Sumpter? More like Fort Sumptuous!


I'd conduct her Underground Railroad.
 
2012-04-24 06:44:55 PM

what_now: [cmsimg.jacksonsun.com image 300x534]

She's wearing farking flipflops.


Actually, that's sort of an appropriate touch for the outfit. It all works together, screaming "fill me with half-wit child".
 
2012-04-24 06:54:44 PM

what_now: [cmsimg.jacksonsun.com image 300x534]

She's wearing farking flipflops.


Thank you for mentioning the flipflops. I can't take anything she may have to say seriously as long as she is wearing flipflops. She put a lot of effort into her dress, she could have squeezed out a tiny bit more effort to come up with a pair of shoes, actual shoes. Now the whole thing is just so tacky. Tacky! Tacky! Tacky! Be a racist, retarded redneck all you want. But don't wear tacky flipflops!
 
2012-04-24 07:02:51 PM
Stay away from her Chickamauga!
 
2012-04-24 07:06:08 PM
After being told to go home and change, she went back home and had her mother help her put on a simple white gown that she had hanging in her closet . . .

ll-media.essence.com
 
2012-04-24 07:16:08 PM

sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.


This is +1,000,000,000,000 funny!

/If your name is Texanna, you should really try to keep a lower profile or the Internets are gonna get you!
 
2012-04-24 07:17:20 PM
Ok, I give up on voting individual posts and just declare this whole thread FUNNY
 
2012-04-24 07:17:48 PM
I don't think the girl is mad subby, successful attention whore is successful.
 
2012-04-24 07:18:19 PM

Rapmaster2000: This may shock some of you, but I read the comments on the article from the Tennessean and it appears that many people have misinterpreted "freedom of speech" to mean "I can do whatever I want and you can't say mean things to me about it!"


I guess not as bad as misinterpreting one flag to mean "slavery"....while displaying African flags is OK...even though Africans sold their fellow Africans into slavery...and Africans still enslave other Africans today? But those flags meaning slavery are OK?
 
2012-04-24 07:18:20 PM
I do want to monitor her merrimack.
 
2012-04-24 07:20:01 PM

nopokerface: Is it bad that I knew she'd be fat?


She's skinnier than I thought she'd be.
 
2012-04-24 07:23:02 PM
I just hope she was able to return the dress unharmed to Michael Hayes.
media.onsugar.com


/FAT STREET ATLANTA GA
 
2012-04-24 07:23:27 PM
Anybody else get a headache from the Writing in this article?
 
2012-04-24 07:23:55 PM

sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.



Ha ha!
I can't stop laughing at this.
 
2012-04-24 07:24:29 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: Rapmaster2000: This may shock some of you, but I read the comments on the article from the Tennessean and it appears that many people have misinterpreted "freedom of speech" to mean "I can do whatever I want and you can't say mean things to me about it!"

I guess not as bad as misinterpreting one flag to mean "slavery"....while displaying African flags is OK...even though Africans sold their fellow Africans into slavery...and Africans still enslave other Africans today? But those flags meaning slavery are OK?


Not only has the Confederate flag been used as a symbol of racism and racial intimidation by many white supremacist groups in the United States, but it is also a symbol of treason against the United States. So go ahead and keep flying your racist, treasonous symbol, but please don't be surprised when everybody thinks you are a backwards idiot.
 
2012-04-24 07:24:38 PM
Why have these people never read a flag code? Does the flag code apply to the Confederate Naval Jack?

/flag code says flag clothing is insulting the flag and isn't allowed
//damn dirty liberal and knows this
 
2012-04-24 07:24:51 PM

SpikeStrip: seems as if she's more a fan of the sara lee.


LAWL!
 
2012-04-24 07:25:43 PM

EyeballKid: I just hope she was able to return the dress unharmed to Michael Hayes.
[media.onsugar.com image 288x230]


/FAT STREET ATLANTA GA


She's a Freebird, what is your excuse?
 
2012-04-24 07:27:23 PM

Nabb1: I think you might be overreacting to one white trash attention whore. I've spent four decades of life in the South, and I can honestly say this is the first time I've heard of a girl trying to fashion a prom dress out of the stars 'n bars. Not to mention that dress is a bit short for a prom dress. It looks more like a cocktail dress. This girl is just trashy all around.


There was also this chick a few years ago. I remember it being on here. She also said it wasn't race, it was her heritage. Take note of the backdrop.
 
2012-04-24 07:28:40 PM
I wonder how she'd react to a person wearing a dress with, say, Sherman's face plastered on it?
 
2012-04-24 07:31:09 PM
Her name is "Texanna"

She's a lost cause.
 
2012-04-24 07:31:58 PM
And once again the yanks win at the Battle of Silo
 
2012-04-24 07:32:39 PM

scottydoesntknow: vygramul: what_now: [cmsimg.jacksonsun.com image 300x534]

She's wearing farking flipflops.

I half-expected Pink Crocs.

Please, you know all she has is camo


You know what now I have to know what she is wearing under that dress, I'm thinking

encrypted-tbn2.google.com
Thanks
/afraid image with a model would get me a timeout.
 
2012-04-24 07:33:56 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-24 07:34:37 PM
FTFA: [Tennessean, via Wonkette operative "keepfnthatchicken"]

OK, which Farker submitted this article to Wonkette? And was it the same one who submitted Wonkette's article to Fark?

SUBCEPTION
 
2012-04-24 07:35:40 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: Rapmaster2000: This may shock some of you, but I read the comments on the article from the Tennessean and it appears that many people have misinterpreted "freedom of speech" to mean "I can do whatever I want and you can't say mean things to me about it!"

I guess not as bad as misinterpreting one flag to mean "slavery"....while displaying African flags is OK...even though Africans sold their fellow Africans into slavery...and Africans still enslave other Africans today? But those flags meaning slavery are OK?


I am sorry I missed the part in the article where girls in African flag dresses were granted admission to the prom could you please show me that?
 
2012-04-24 07:35:42 PM

feffer: Nabb1: I think you might be overreacting to one white trash attention whore. I've spent four decades of life in the South, and I can honestly say this is the first time I've heard of a girl trying to fashion a prom dress out of the stars 'n bars. Not to mention that dress is a bit short for a prom dress. It looks more like a cocktail dress. This girl is just trashy all around.

There was also this chick a few years ago. I remember it being on here. She also said it wasn't race, it was her heritage. Take note of the backdrop.


I remember that chick. She was from Kentucky and claimed that the Confederate flag was part of her heritage, even though Kentucky was a Union state.
 
2012-04-24 07:36:01 PM
It's a shame her date didn't show up dressed like Gen. Sherman.
 
2012-04-24 07:36:51 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: Rapmaster2000: This may shock some of you, but I read the comments on the article from the Tennessean and it appears that many people have misinterpreted "freedom of speech" to mean "I can do whatever I want and you can't say mean things to me about it!"

I guess not as bad as misinterpreting one flag to mean "slavery"....while displaying African flags is OK...even though Africans sold their fellow Africans into slavery...and Africans still enslave other Africans today? But those flags meaning slavery are OK?


Yes, the battle flag of the states that seceded from the union expressly so they could keep their slaves, and then fought a war with their former brethren in the US to reinforce that decision they made to keep their slaves, does have a very strong association with slavery. I'm sorry if that annoys you.
 
2012-04-24 07:39:11 PM
That dress makes her look fat.
 
2012-04-24 07:40:03 PM
odd. i thought the confederate flag was white

you know, for surrenderp
 
2012-04-24 07:40:07 PM
"inappropriate and offensive"...... to that flag.

/amirite?
 
2012-04-24 07:42:20 PM

sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.


My daughter Californita wore a green, white, and red dress with the image of an eagle eating a snake.

/had to look it up
 
2012-04-24 07:44:46 PM

Ken at Popehat: It's a shame her date didn't show up dressed like Gen. Sherman.


Drunken US Grant frowns...
 
2012-04-24 07:45:10 PM
"... just wanted to dress up as the muscle car from "The Dukes Of Hazzard," the General Lee."

In her defense, she probably will have two guys named "Bo" and "Luke" inside her by the end of the day.
 
2012-04-24 07:45:21 PM
I really hope her peers rally around her.
 
2012-04-24 07:46:05 PM

feffer: Nabb1: I think you might be overreacting to one white trash attention whore. I've spent four decades of life in the South, and I can honestly say this is the first time I've heard of a girl trying to fashion a prom dress out of the stars 'n bars. Not to mention that dress is a bit short for a prom dress. It looks more like a cocktail dress. This girl is just trashy all around.

There was also this chick a few years ago. I remember it being on here. She also said it wasn't race, it was her heritage. Take note of the backdrop.


Is that her dad or her prom date in the picture with her?
 
2012-04-24 07:52:06 PM

herrDrFarkenstein: Ken at Popehat: It's a shame her date didn't show up dressed like Gen. Sherman.

Drunken US Grant frowns...


Wait, there's a NON drunken US Grant now? Is that like Golden Oreos?
 
2012-04-24 07:59:20 PM
The comments on Wonkette are comedy gold, too. Shamelessly stolen: The perfect finishing touch is that she's wearing a pearl necklace. And not for the last time tonight, I'd wager.
 
2012-04-24 07:59:50 PM
Roscoe P. Coltrane khh khhh khh
 
2012-04-24 08:02:34 PM

saintstryfe: herrDrFarkenstein: Ken at Popehat: It's a shame her date didn't show up dressed like Gen. Sherman.

Drunken US Grant frowns...

Wait, there's a NON drunken US Grant now? Is that like Golden Oreos?


Fun fact: if you spend a fifty at a bar or liquor store, The picture of Grant nods in approval.

As for Texanna, leave her alone guys. Let her have this one memory before her life is overrun with bastard children, doublewide trailers, welfare, and a story about how she went heels up with one of Larry the Cable Guy's roadies.
 
2012-04-24 08:08:12 PM

spongeboob: You know what now I have to know what she is wearing under that dress, I'm thinking

[encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 251x201]
Thanks
/afraid image with a model would get me a timeout.



Or maybe

1.bp.blogspot.com

??
 
2012-04-24 08:11:17 PM
did a quick FB search, she is not the only Texanna around ಠ_ಠ
/initially read her name as "Texarkana"
 
2012-04-24 08:15:10 PM

phaseolus: spongeboob: You know what now I have to know what she is wearing under that dress, I'm thinking

[encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 251x201]
Thanks
/afraid image with a model would get me a timeout.


Or maybe

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x375]

??


Well p*ssies and Assh@les have wrapped themselves in that flag for years, so that is appropriate I suppose.

And you are probably correct.
 
2012-04-24 08:15:35 PM

sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.


. . .exactly how many times can I vote funny? I'm going to use them all up on your post.
 
2012-04-24 08:22:26 PM
I gotta be honest, when I see people do this, all I can think of is cruelty. This girl is cruel. Doesn't remotely care what that flag means to a huge swath of people - she's indifferent to it, which is about as damning as it gets.
 
2012-04-24 08:23:01 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-24 08:30:24 PM

robsul82: You lost


The sad thing is, they didn't fight 'the war'. Yet they act as if they just lost it 20 years ago. Mississippi just passed a Confederate Day (according to my sister who lives there) holiday.
 
2012-04-24 08:30:44 PM
Maybe next year she can try a Nazi flag, or maybe a Viet Cong flag. Nothing shows patriotism like sporting the flag of a hostile foreign power.
 
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