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(Wonkette)   Girl so mad school wouldn't let her go to prom just because her Confederate flag dress was "inappropriate and offensive" even though they totally told her that beforehand   (wonkette.com) divider line 363
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2012-04-24 03:46:46 PM  
Is it bad that I knew she'd be fat?
 
2012-04-24 03:50:43 PM  
She'd probably spend the entire evening trying to jump over cars in the parking lot
 
2012-04-24 03:51:06 PM  
Jesus! Enough with the mad cow articles!
 
2012-04-24 03:51:10 PM  
WTF?
 
2012-04-24 03:51:34 PM  
Ah, traitor symbols used to "celebrate our history".
 
2012-04-24 03:54:31 PM  
AHhahaha her name is "Texanna." White people, next time you make fun of black names, keep this in mind.
 
2012-04-24 03:54:38 PM  
high school senior Texanna Edwards just wanted to dress up as the muscle car from "The Dukes Of Hazzard," the General Lee.


Ohhh bullshiat. If that were true your entire dress would be orange and a confederate flag on just the back. Just admit you're a racist attention whore and we can move on.
 
2012-04-24 03:56:39 PM  
`Texanna'? What's her middle name - `Double-Wide'?
 
2012-04-24 03:57:49 PM  
You idiots know you got your asses thoroughly kicked, right? And 150 years later your standard of living is STILL below the rest of the country?

I don't really blame this girl- her parents named her Texanna after all.
 
2012-04-24 04:05:10 PM  
The smug look on her face makes the fact that she lost all the sweeter.
 
2012-04-24 04:12:26 PM  
My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.
 
2012-04-24 04:22:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: high school senior Texanna Edwards just wanted to dress up as the muscle car from "The Dukes Of Hazzard," the General Lee.


Ohhh bullshiat. If that were true your entire dress would be orange and a confederate flag on just the back. Just admit you're a racist attention whore and we can move on.


And she's have a horn button that we could press when jumping her.
 
2012-04-24 04:22:28 PM  

sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.


That's so awesome you've been added to my Favorites list.
 
2012-04-24 04:26:58 PM  
the headline... it hurts my brain.
 
2012-04-24 04:27:19 PM  

scottydoesntknow: high school senior Texanna Edwards just wanted to dress up as the muscle car from "The Dukes Of Hazzard," the General Lee.


Ohhh bullshiat. If that were true your entire dress would be orange and a confederate flag on just the back. Just admit you're a racist attention whore and we can move on.


She didn't want people asking her if she was really a size 01.
 
2012-04-24 04:27:46 PM  

Shostie: sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.

That's so awesome you've been added to my Favorites list.


27.media.tumblr.com

/+1 sweetmelissa31!
 
2012-04-24 04:29:38 PM  

sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.


You were already a shiny green, but that did earn you an addendum:


sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark] Updated
2012-04-24 04:12:26 PM
(favorite: likes leonard cohen, thought santa was jesus, daughter is massachusella)
 
2012-04-24 04:31:49 PM  

sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.


It's only a little less appropriate.
 
2012-04-24 04:35:51 PM  
Her date doesn't care what she wears, so long as she bends over and takes it up the ass like Lee did at Appomattox Courthouse.
 
2012-04-24 04:37:34 PM  
Next month's centerfold for StormFront.
 
2012-04-24 04:41:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Her date doesn't care what she wears, so long as she bends over and takes it up the ass like Lee did at Appomattox Courthouse.


Zing!
 
2012-04-24 04:43:24 PM  

what_now: You idiots know you got your asses thoroughly kicked, right? And 150 years later your standard of living is STILL below the rest of the country?


I think you might be overreacting to one white trash attention whore. I've spent four decades of life in the South, and I can honestly say this is the first time I've heard of a girl trying to fashion a prom dress out of the stars 'n bars. Not to mention that dress is a bit short for a prom dress. It looks more like a cocktail dress. This girl is just trashy all around.
 
2012-04-24 04:45:04 PM  
Texanna Edwards

Texanna is the new Crystal.
 
2012-04-24 04:46:44 PM  

Nabb1: I've spent four decades of life in the South, and I can honestly say this is the first time I've heard of a girl trying to fashion a prom dress out of the stars 'n bars.


Dresses made from curtains are much more common.

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2012-04-24 04:47:43 PM  
I'd fight battle at her Manassas Gap, if you know what I'm saying.
 
2012-04-24 04:48:02 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Texanna Edwards

Texanna is the new Crystal.


So... there's going to be an influx of them soon that will be willing to show me their titties and gyrate on my crotch for a dollar?
 
2012-04-24 04:49:43 PM  
Texanne Texannadanna.
 
2012-04-24 04:50:37 PM  

Nabb1: I think you might be overreacting to one white trash attention whore. I've spent four decades of life in the South, and I can honestly say this is the first time I've heard of a girl trying to fashion a prom dress out of the stars 'n bars. Not to mention that dress is a bit short for a prom dress. It looks more like a cocktail dress. This girl is just trashy all around.


Well, her name is Texanna.

My concern is for the people who think the battle flag of a losing army is a good thing to parade around in. Now if you excuse me, I have to make a joke about my daughter Cambridget and her North Korean sundress that Sweetmelissa31 already knocked out the park.
 
2012-04-24 04:51:54 PM  
Ok, the mouseover text made me LOL.
 
2012-04-24 04:52:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Rapmaster2000: Texanna Edwards

Texanna is the new Crystal.

So... there's going to be an influx of them soon that will be willing to show me their titties and gyrate on my crotch for a dollar?


Yeah, but you have to go to that place out by the interstate. The Jiggle Hut
 
2012-04-24 04:53:04 PM  

Aarontology: I'd fight battle at her Manassas Gap, if you know what I'm saying.


I'd rather pound her Deep Bottom.
 
2012-04-24 04:54:24 PM  

GAT_00: Ok, the mouseover text made me LOL.


Good catch!
 
2012-04-24 04:54:41 PM  
I just noticed the associated text for her picture is "we cry more more more".

That is the most fantastic thing I've seen today.
 
2012-04-24 04:58:14 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Aarontology: I'd fight battle at her Manassas Gap, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd rather pound her Deep Bottom.


Fort Sumpter? More like Fort Sumptuous!
 
2012-04-24 04:58:49 PM  
yes, I know the correct spelling, but the joke wouldn't work otherwise.
 
2012-04-24 04:59:48 PM  
This may shock some of you, but I read the comments on the article from the Tennessean and it appears that many people have misinterpreted "freedom of speech" to mean "I can do whatever I want and you can't say mean things to me about it!"
 
2012-04-24 05:00:04 PM  

Aarontology: FirstNationalBastard: Aarontology: I'd fight battle at her Manassas Gap, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd rather pound her Deep Bottom.

Fort Sumpter? More like Fort Sumptuous!


I'd give it to her 'til you could hear my Dry Wood Creek
 
2012-04-24 05:05:08 PM  
It's just a red dress with a stripe on it. Why not just let her wear what she wants?
 
2012-04-24 05:09:52 PM  

zedster: [cmsimg.jacksonsun.com image 300x531]

I predict herpes will do it's impression of Sherman on this one, blaze a path right into the south


She needs some Spanx, stat.
 
2012-04-24 05:12:18 PM  
 
2012-04-24 05:12:42 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: She'd probably spend the entire evening trying to jump over cars in the parking lot


Heh! Now I have a visual of her attempting to jump over cars while the General Lee horn sound comes blaring out of her mouth.
 
2012-04-24 05:14:59 PM  

zedster: [cmsimg.jacksonsun.com image 300x531]

I predict herpes will do it's impression of Sherman on this one, blaze a path right into the south


Her date looks like Dewey Cox

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2012-04-24 05:22:04 PM  
You lost. Get over it.
 
2012-04-24 05:22:16 PM  

what_now: She's wearing farking flipflops.


It's prom, did you expect her to wear her calf roping flip flops?
 
2012-04-24 05:24:17 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Heh! Now I have a visual of her attempting to jump over cars while the General Lee horn sound comes blaring out of her mouth.


Heh...

/same visual I had when I wrote it ;-)
 
2012-04-24 05:24:28 PM  

what_now: [cmsimg.jacksonsun.com image 300x534]

She's wearing farking flipflops.


Classy.
 
2012-04-24 05:28:45 PM  
seems as if she's more a fan of the sara lee.
 
2012-04-24 05:35:07 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Heh! Now I have a visual of her attempting to jump over cars while the General Lee horn sound comes blaring out of her mouth.

Heh...

/same visual I had when I wrote it ;-)


Great minds. :-D
 
2012-04-24 05:47:30 PM  

what_now: [cmsimg.jacksonsun.com image 300x534]

She's wearing farking flipflops.


I half-expected Pink Crocs.
 
2012-04-24 05:49:46 PM  

vygramul: what_now: [cmsimg.jacksonsun.com image 300x534]

She's wearing farking flipflops.

I half-expected Pink Crocs.


Please, you know all she has is camo
 
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