She'd probably spend the entire evening trying to jump over cars in the parking lot

Jesus! Enough with the mad cow articles!

WTF?

Ah, traitor symbols used to "celebrate our history".

AHhahaha her name is "Texanna." White people, next time you make fun of black names, keep this in mind.

high school senior Texanna Edwards just wanted to dress up as the muscle car from "The Dukes Of Hazzard," the General Lee.


Ohhh bullshiat. If that were true your entire dress would be orange and a confederate flag on just the back. Just admit you're a racist attention whore and we can move on.

You idiots know you got your asses thoroughly kicked, right? And 150 years later your standard of living is STILL below the rest of the country?

I don't really blame this girl- her parents named her Texanna after all.

My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.

scottydoesntknow: high school senior Texanna Edwards just wanted to dress up as the muscle car from "The Dukes Of Hazzard," the General Lee.


Ohhh bullshiat. If that were true your entire dress would be orange and a confederate flag on just the back. Just admit you're a racist attention whore and we can move on.

And she's have a horn button that we could press when jumping her.

sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.

That's so awesome you've been added to my Favorites list.

the headline... it hurts my brain.

scottydoesntknow: high school senior Texanna Edwards just wanted to dress up as the muscle car from "The Dukes Of Hazzard," the General Lee.


Ohhh bullshiat. If that were true your entire dress would be orange and a confederate flag on just the back. Just admit you're a racist attention whore and we can move on.

She didn't want people asking her if she was really a size 01.

Shostie: sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.

That's so awesome you've been added to my Favorites list.



/+1 sweetmelissa31!

sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.

You were already a shiny green, but that did earn you an addendum:


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sweetmelissa31: My daughter Massachusella wore a sickle and hammer dress to prom.

It's only a little less appropriate.

Her date doesn't care what she wears, so long as she bends over and takes it up the ass like Lee did at Appomattox Courthouse.

Next month's centerfold for StormFront.

FirstNationalBastard: Her date doesn't care what she wears, so long as she bends over and takes it up the ass like Lee did at Appomattox Courthouse.

Zing!

what_now: You idiots know you got your asses thoroughly kicked, right? And 150 years later your standard of living is STILL below the rest of the country?

I think you might be overreacting to one white trash attention whore. I've spent four decades of life in the South, and I can honestly say this is the first time I've heard of a girl trying to fashion a prom dress out of the stars 'n bars. Not to mention that dress is a bit short for a prom dress. It looks more like a cocktail dress. This girl is just trashy all around.

Nabb1: I've spent four decades of life in the South, and I can honestly say this is the first time I've heard of a girl trying to fashion a prom dress out of the stars 'n bars.

Dresses made from curtains are much more common.

I'd fight battle at her Manassas Gap, if you know what I'm saying.

Rapmaster2000: Texanna Edwards

Texanna is the new Crystal.

So... there's going to be an influx of them soon that will be willing to show me their titties and gyrate on my crotch for a dollar?

Texanne Texannadanna.

Nabb1: I think you might be overreacting to one white trash attention whore. I've spent four decades of life in the South, and I can honestly say this is the first time I've heard of a girl trying to fashion a prom dress out of the stars 'n bars. Not to mention that dress is a bit short for a prom dress. It looks more like a cocktail dress. This girl is just trashy all around.

Well, her name is Texanna.

My concern is for the people who think the battle flag of a losing army is a good thing to parade around in. Now if you excuse me, I have to make a joke about my daughter Cambridget and her North Korean sundress that Sweetmelissa31 already knocked out the park.

Aarontology: I'd fight battle at her Manassas Gap, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd rather pound her Deep Bottom.

GAT_00: Ok, the mouseover text made me LOL.

Good catch!

FirstNationalBastard: Aarontology: I'd fight battle at her Manassas Gap, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd rather pound her Deep Bottom.

Fort Sumpter? More like Fort Sumptuous!

Aarontology: FirstNationalBastard: Aarontology: I'd fight battle at her Manassas Gap, if you know what I'm saying.

I'd rather pound her Deep Bottom.

Fort Sumpter? More like Fort Sumptuous!

I'd give it to her 'til you could hear my Dry Wood Creek

It's just a red dress with a stripe on it. Why not just let her wear what she wants?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: She'd probably spend the entire evening trying to jump over cars in the parking lot

Heh! Now I have a visual of her attempting to jump over cars while the General Lee horn sound comes blaring out of her mouth.

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I predict herpes will do it's impression of Sherman on this one, blaze a path right into the south

Her date looks like Dewey Cox

You lost. Get over it.

Bathia_Mapes: Heh! Now I have a visual of her attempting to jump over cars while the General Lee horn sound comes blaring out of her mouth.

Heh...

/same visual I had when I wrote it ;-)

seems as if she's more a fan of the sara lee.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: Heh! Now I have a visual of her attempting to jump over cars while the General Lee horn sound comes blaring out of her mouth.

Heh...

/same visual I had when I wrote it ;-)

Great minds. :-D

what_now: [cmsimg.jacksonsun.com image 300x534]

She's wearing farking flipflops.

I half-expected Pink Crocs.

vygramul: what_now: [cmsimg.jacksonsun.com image 300x534]

She's wearing farking flipflops.

I half-expected Pink Crocs.

Please, you know all she has is camo