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(The Blemish)   Ex-Real Housewives Star's husband ejaculated on her back during child birth, Urban Dictionary welcomes a new entry   (theblemish.com) divider line 115
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2012-04-24 04:33:41 PM
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
 
2012-04-24 04:33:55 PM
Ah. The Rusty Venture.
 
2012-04-24 04:39:58 PM
www.comedycouch.com

Just because the roller coaster's broke doesn't mean the log ride ain't still working.
 
2012-04-24 04:40:41 PM
I haven't read anything like that since the Anita Bryant concert.
 
2012-04-24 05:07:44 PM
The way I have this pictured is way different than what happened (if I read this right).. they were having normal vag sex and he blew his load on the baby, that was born moments later?
I was picturing some backdoor, on her back action.. and pulling out and you know what, I'll stop.
 
2012-04-24 05:09:48 PM
The Baby Batter-er?
 
2012-04-24 05:13:43 PM

I_C_Weener: Ah. The Rusty Venture.


No, you're thinking of the Double Frogman.
 
2012-04-24 05:13:52 PM

I_C_Weener: Ah. The Rusty Venture.


Actually, I think this is a Double Frogman...or a Tuscaloosa Dumpling
 
2012-04-24 05:14:49 PM

Somacandra: I_C_Weener: Ah. The Rusty Venture.

No, you're thinking of the Double Frogman.


Damn you!!
 
2012-04-24 05:17:34 PM
The Peoria Pillowcase?

The Japanese Frogbender?

The Montana Happenstance?

The New York Knicks?
 
2012-04-24 05:27:49 PM
I can always count on you guys when I need to catch up on my sexual colloquialisms.
 
2012-04-24 05:54:57 PM
i100.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 06:09:31 PM
why would you put this into print for everyone to read??? Your kids?? Your parents??

blog.joerenken.com
 
2012-04-24 06:19:29 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 06:19:54 PM
The Aristocrats?
 
2012-04-24 06:35:51 PM
A Calaveras Jumping Frog?
 
2012-04-24 06:44:39 PM
Call it what you want, I just call it "HOT!".
 
2012-04-24 06:44:55 PM
The Serbian.
 
2012-04-24 06:47:48 PM
When my wife gave birth to the first, she sprayed the doctor's face with blood. Doctor didn't even flinch.
 
2012-04-24 06:51:00 PM

Shazam999: When my wife gave birth to the first, she sprayed the doctor's face with blood. Doctor didn't even flinch.


That's because he wasn't a real doctor, just a Japanese sex tourist in a surgical mask.
 
2012-04-24 06:52:15 PM
The crowning glory?
The spinal orphan?
The creamy epidural?
 
2012-04-24 06:52:53 PM
THIS IS INFORMATION I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE IN MY BRAIN.
 
2012-04-24 06:53:53 PM
The Misplaced Twin
 
2012-04-24 06:55:50 PM
Why,why,why, WHY did I click on this link?!
 
2012-04-24 06:55:51 PM
The Prima Nutum

The Swaddler

The Boston Christening

The Reverse Birthday Surprise
 
2012-04-24 06:57:07 PM
The Southern Baptism
 
2012-04-24 06:57:39 PM
The Serbian Film Part 2?
 
2012-04-24 07:02:57 PM

Evenbiggerknickers: why would you put this into print for everyone to read??? Your kids?? Your parents??

[blog.joerenken.com image 401x289]


Because they are broke and making crap like this up, and hoping people will buy it, is the only way they can make money besides him working at Burger King and her striping.
 
2012-04-24 07:03:11 PM
I...I...my...brain. No. No. I cannot accept this. I will not accept this.
 
2012-04-24 07:03:36 PM
People have no shameself respect anymore.
 
2012-04-24 07:05:11 PM
The Mississippi Mudslide with Marshmallows?
 
Byn
2012-04-24 07:06:36 PM
The Ejaccident
 
2012-04-24 07:07:51 PM
scottstories.files.wordpress.com

fark this planet I'm leaving
 
2012-04-24 07:10:25 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 214x317]


Great minds and all that


Ooh I got another one

The baby batter blanket.
 
2012-04-24 07:10:53 PM
I always thought having sex with a pregnant chick meant you were busting a nut on her baby's head.
 
2012-04-24 07:12:39 PM
The Negative Arthur
 
2012-04-24 07:12:55 PM
Yeah, I'm going to have to call TROLLING. Because that's just... EWWWWW
 
2012-04-24 07:17:41 PM
- TMI -

Are they expecting readers to applaud his non-orgasmic penile discharge?

/clap, clap, clap, clap...
 
2012-04-24 07:18:34 PM

Byn: The Ejaccident


Wasn't that an old Porter Wagoner song... the Carrol County Ejaccident?
 
2012-04-24 07:19:07 PM
i am, what i would consider, an open-minded kind of person.


what. the. unholy. fark.
 
2012-04-24 07:19:53 PM
He skunked her.

example- banged a chick she told me to cum on her back so she would like a skunk.
 
2012-04-24 07:22:13 PM
Ihavetheweirdestbonerrightnow.jpg
 
2012-04-24 07:22:53 PM

LeroyBourne: I always thought having sex with a pregnant chick meant you were busting a nut on her baby's head.


Nope. Romanian Pacifier ^
 
2012-04-24 07:24:15 PM

Onkel Buck: He skunked her.

example- banged a chick she told me to cum on her back so she would like a skunk.


Did you mean to say you came on the back a black chick so she would look like a skunk?
 
2012-04-24 07:25:39 PM

Onkel Buck: He skunked her.

example- banged a chick she told me to cum on her back so she would like a skunk.


I think you accidentally a word.

In regards to this story: I will NOT click that link.

/At work
//At home? Who knows
 
2012-04-24 07:27:21 PM
Not enough liquor and therapy in the world.

/for me, I mean, after reading that
//the kid's totally f*cked
 
2012-04-24 07:28:34 PM

USCLaw2010: Shazam999: When my wife gave birth to the first, she sprayed the doctor's face with blood. Doctor didn't even flinch.

That's because he wasn't a real doctor, just a Japanese sex tourist in a surgical mask.


It was a she, actually. Too bad it wasn't her usual doctor (it's a group of obstetricians that take turns in the delivery room), because she's smoking hot.
 
2012-04-24 07:29:19 PM
i2.listal.com

I want my baby back baby back baby back ...
 
2012-04-24 07:35:39 PM
If you have sex with a pregnant woman, does that technically count as having a 3-some?
 
2012-04-24 07:36:28 PM
Not too shabby. I'd spooge in her.

NSFW link
 
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