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(The Blemish)   Ex-Real Housewives Star's husband ejaculated on her back during child birth, Urban Dictionary welcomes a new entry   (theblemish.com) divider line 115
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2012-04-24 07:37:59 PM  
nowadays they call that Big Kempen
 
2012-04-24 07:38:29 PM  
gah.

GAH!
 
Skr
2012-04-24 07:42:47 PM  
Hmm. My take on it , being a 'natural' birth was the guy was sitting behind the lady while she was giving birth (she was in his lap). Similar to those breathing exercise things I suppose. She was probably wriggling and flailing around moaning like a banshee against him. While he may have been caught up in the moment, that kind of physical contact would be hard to ignore.

So it was a bit different, but not especially strange if it happened that way.
 
2012-04-24 07:45:35 PM  

SithLord: Not too shabby. I'd spooge in her.

NSFW link


Did you happen to read the lone comment at the bottom? Dude was talking about her like he was buying a cow.
 
2012-04-24 07:50:55 PM  

SithLord: Not too shabby. I'd spooge in her.

NSFW link


Awesome nips. Shame about the face.
 
2012-04-24 07:51:42 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com

We are not amused
 
2012-04-24 07:52:12 PM  

Shazam999: When my wife gave birth to the first, she sprayed the doctor's face with blood. Doctor didn't even flinch.


All I can think of now is this:

30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-24 07:53:25 PM  
The dreaded rear admiral?
 
2012-04-24 07:55:51 PM  

Richard Saunders: - TMI -

Are they expecting readers to applaud his non-orgasmic penile discharge?

/clap, clap, clap, clap...


/fap,fap,fap,fap
 
2012-04-24 08:03:36 PM  
Baby Back Ribbed
 
2012-04-24 08:04:42 PM  

Onkel Buck: He skunked her.

example- banged a chick she told me to cum on her back so she would like a skunk.



...but not in that way.
 
2012-04-24 08:19:18 PM  

rickycal78: SithLord: Not too shabby. I'd spooge in her.

NSFW link

Awesome nips. Shame about the face.


Indeed, careful there buddy, you'll put an eye out.
 
2012-04-24 08:32:21 PM  
i92.photobucket.com

even Gil thinks that tidbit was better left unsaid.
 
2012-04-24 08:39:18 PM  
on the other hand, my son was born, said "waaah", and pissed on the nurse

yes, we are german. why do you ask?
 
2012-04-24 08:50:00 PM  
One day, their child will read this article and possibly these comments.

So to that child, let me say this: I feel sorry for you, and I want you to know that not all humans are obnoxious attention whores like your parents. Good people do exist, believe it or not.
 
2012-04-24 08:59:40 PM  
The Pee Wee Sperman
 
2012-04-24 09:01:10 PM  
Pretty sure that's called a Faptism
 
2012-04-24 09:03:20 PM  
Come on back now, y'hear?
 
2012-04-24 09:05:10 PM  

SithLord: Not too shabby. I'd spooge in her.

NSFW link


Great... now I have a website called "Dickism" in my history. On top of that... a celebrity gossip site for guys? Hetero guys??? This makes no sense to me.
 
2012-04-24 09:13:27 PM  
home.comcast.net


\for your health....
 
2012-04-24 09:21:27 PM  

UberNeuman: [home.comcast.net image 640x352]

\for your health....


Awesome.
 
2012-04-24 09:22:58 PM  
UPS should monitor this thread because it delivered like a mofo.
 
2012-04-24 09:24:17 PM  
Just like Rule 34, if there's something horrible out there, someone, somewhere finds it to be a huge turnon.

There was a rash (no pun intended) of people into the latex/rubber fetish buying gasmasks and using the filters that came with them. Some of these filters had residue of some very toxic things.

Long story short, I accidentally found a link where someone was describing something absolutely horrible where a pregnant woman asphyxiated from said gasmask.

I will not repeat what I read. Suffice it to say it made anything in 4chan look like kindergarten. The perma-jawdrop was finding that there was a market for such videos.
 
2012-04-24 09:26:38 PM  
No no no, it's not a Rusty Venture! It's called a Jackson Pollock.
 
2012-04-24 10:09:17 PM  
sohhdotcom.typepad.com

"Go ahead,guuurl....Tell her all about it."

1.bp.blogspot.com

"I was already in the midst of that,fool! Now go see WTF is up with Barbara."

cache.jezebel.com
 
2012-04-24 10:14:32 PM  
Haven't read the thread and they what now?
 
2012-04-24 10:14:42 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Pretty sure that's called a Faptism


Winner winner chicken dinner!
 
2012-04-24 10:16:38 PM  

LeroyBourne: I always thought having sex with a pregnant chick meant you were busting a nut on her baby's head.


That's why a gentleman sticks it in her pooper.
 
2012-04-24 10:21:27 PM  
th05.deviantart.net
 
2012-04-24 10:30:13 PM  
...A Dirty Carpool?
 
2012-04-24 10:33:54 PM  
Honey it is my turn in the stirrups.... Unh

Too late
 
2012-04-24 10:38:02 PM  
Oh lordy. My father, who is for whatever reason obsessed with The Housewives of New York, and is convinced that is how we all spend our time here, will undoubtably be convinced that I am doing the same sort of thing.
 
2012-04-24 10:56:15 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: If you have sex with a pregnant woman, does that technically count as having a 3-some?


It depends on what state you are in.
 
2012-04-24 11:09:02 PM  
Yeah, right. That dude is gayer than Mario Lopez.
 
2012-04-24 11:42:06 PM  
What the actual fark?
 
2012-04-24 11:50:55 PM  
I want my babyback babyback babyback jizz....

The Emancipation Backulation?
 
2012-04-25 12:07:55 AM  
That is what you call a Susan B. Anthony.
 
2012-04-25 12:11:42 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: I_C_Weener: Ah. The Rusty Venture.

Actually, I think this is a Double Frogman...or a Tuscaloosa Dumpling


No one knows how to do a good TD anymore.

/The Lazy Lamaze
//The Bonneville Breach
 
2012-04-25 12:56:15 AM  
For a good sex act nickname it has to sound vague but after you hear it described it makes perfect sense. Going by this standard, the act of ejaculating on a woman's back while she gives birth shall henceforth be known as... a "Launch Christening".
 
2012-04-25 12:57:24 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

I mean... *sigh*...

www.top-games-review.com
 
2012-04-25 12:59:44 AM  
Oh god, I honestly thought these two couldn't get any creepier... but holy shiat, they did!

/and their children are MONSTERS
 
2012-04-25 01:06:40 AM  
I am confused. Was he peeing in her butt?
 
2012-04-25 01:08:39 AM  
still not sure what exactly occurred

thread is amusing

hard to know for sure

apparently husband thrusting has a long history of aiding child delivery

squatting holding a pole

as well
 
2012-04-25 01:31:08 AM  

grokca: Ryker's Peninsula: If you have sex with a pregnant woman, does that technically count as having a 3-some?

It depends on what state you are in.


It's nice when the fetus gives you an internal handjob
 
2012-04-25 01:33:08 AM  

fusillade762: Shazam999: When my wife gave birth to the first, she sprayed the doctor's face with blood. Doctor didn't even flinch.

All I can think of now is this:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 250x231]


That's pretty much how it was like. Except more goop. It was pretty awesome actually. I laughed.
 
2012-04-25 01:47:10 AM  
In before some dirty hippie claims knowledge of this being very common in some South American rainforest tribes or some such.

/I think its called a Baby Shower
 
2012-04-25 02:17:30 AM  
This is actually quite common in some South American rainforest tribes.
 
2012-04-25 03:30:16 AM  
He just couldn't wait until the baby popped out, could he?
 
2012-04-25 04:42:04 AM  
It's GRAVY TIME!
 
2012-04-25 06:37:06 AM  
www.therealstevegray.com
 
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