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(Media Matters)   Sean "winner of most punch-able face 10 yrs running" Hannity: There are no Americans going hungry, they have beans and rice   (mediamatters.org) divider line 31
    More: Sick, beans and rice, Americans, radio networks, P.T. Barnum, Sean Hannity, bed  
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2012-04-24 06:19:11 PM  
10 votes:
www.portlandmercury.com
2012-04-24 07:23:52 PM  
7 votes:

UCFRoadWarrior: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: You know something? I like his face. I like his face so much, I'd like to f*ck him in his asshole until he bleeds to death.

I bet the other Fark Derp Liberals will join you in on that....


Who says I'm a liberal? Maybe I'm just a really violent homosexual with an attraction to people with smug faces? Why does everything have to be political? Can't it just be about a really violent assf*cking?
2012-04-24 07:12:19 PM  
5 votes:
Mama don't want no peas no rice an' coconut oil
ecx.images-amazon.com

He can't be starving, he's got a pet bird...
blog.weweclothing.com

Just how poor is would you like them Tokyo Rose?

I hope they eat him first.
2012-04-24 08:32:46 PM  
3 votes:
thinkprogress.org

If the poors are lucky, they might be able to get some spices spayed on their beans and rice.
2012-04-24 12:27:47 PM  
3 votes:
And nobody is really poor, at least nobody worth speaking of.
2012-04-24 10:28:39 PM  
2 votes:
www.cynicalsmirk.com
IS NICE!IS NICE!IS NICE!IS NICE!IS NICE!IS NICE!IS NICE!
2012-04-24 09:49:25 PM  
2 votes:

Waxing_Chewbacca: gimmegimme: burninbeaver: [thinkprogress.org image 500x333]

If the poors are lucky, they might be able to get some spices spayed on their beans and rice.



What's your problem, burninbeaver? Pepper spray is essentially a food product!

She sucks but I'd enjoy penising her.


I'm sad to say that I agree wholeheartedly. She just looks so good, no matter what kind of lighting they use on her:

www.stevedennie.com
2012-04-24 07:58:03 PM  
2 votes:

LincolnLogolas: gimmegimme: I'm sick of asshole atheists like Sean Hannity who don't care about humanity and helping those who are less fortu---

Oh. He's a Catholic.

You know what? That makes sense.

Oh fark you. This has nothing to do with Catholicism and everything to do with Hannity being a self-aggrandizing douchebag and rich-guy mouthpiece.


Hey guys, we found a Catholic.

GET HIIIIM!
2012-04-24 07:14:22 PM  
2 votes:
Cause that's what you hand people with no home and no money: a bag of beans and rice.

They can rinse them in the sink at Wal-Mart, dump them in a pot of fetid lake water, and cook them by rubbing Hannity's balls together until they catch fire.

/extra protein no less
2012-04-24 12:32:24 PM  
2 votes:
Don't forget to have that with a corn tortilla, that way you'll get your calcium.

Congratulations, America. You have now officially become Mexico.
2012-04-24 12:25:18 PM  
2 votes:
No mention of the dandelion salad greens that can be readily picked for free in so many places?
2012-04-25 12:26:48 AM  
1 votes:
QU!RK1019,gimmegimme: burninbeaver: [thinkprogress.org image 500x333]
If the poors are lucky, they might be able to get some spices spayed on their beans and rice.
What's your problem, burninbeaver? Pepper spray is essentially a food product!
Oh goddamn, Megyn Kelly. Do I find her so attractive despite her twisted, evil soul, or because of it?


Megyn has the crazy eyes. Be prepared to put up with the crazy outside of the bedroom too.
2012-04-24 11:21:53 PM  
1 votes:
To paraphrase a noted philanthropist... "Every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs;, some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway. I cannot solve your problems, only you can. Your revolution is over. Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job! The bums will always lose!"
2012-04-24 10:44:39 PM  
1 votes:

Enemabag Jones: Ignoring that food is not that expensive when comparing housing costs, he seems to be endorsing that poverty creates competition and the will to succeed..

Endorsing the idea that the United States should treat it's population as a second or third world nations to create a more dynamic business environment seems at best depressing.

This is ignoring also that poverty can be expensive to a nation when you include related expenses that some like to ignore. But this is ok as the elite who prove themselves can live in gated communities.

/Who do the rich now want to kill the middle class?


img821.imageshack.us
2012-04-24 10:42:54 PM  
1 votes:
www.cynicalsmirk.com

Beans and rice!
Beans and rice!
Beans and rice!
Is nice!

Now get off my lawn.
2012-04-24 10:34:36 PM  
1 votes:

Dahnkster: He can't be starving, he's got a pet bird...

blog.weweclothing.com


That's your Fark in a nutshell right there. You are a very bad person, Dahnkster, you magnificent bastard. Comment of the year so far, IMHO.

/Window seat please
//If I wasn't laughing so hard I'd be in tears
2012-04-24 09:48:29 PM  
1 votes:

Monkeyhouse Zendo: I'd explain that there's a difference between malnutrition and a failure to get enough calories but I'm pretty sure you're too much of a moron to understand that a man can die of malnutrition while eating 2500 calories of day.


If he's anything like me, he just skims the threads for funny pictures. So here goes.

i158.photobucket.com

On the left, at about 500 calories per dollar, some corn. On the right, at about 1500 calories per dollar, Tina's Heart Clog!

Which would you choose, if you couldn't afford to feed both you and your child?
2012-04-24 08:54:40 PM  
1 votes:

Rashnu: MrEricSir: Rashnu: Dumpster-diving poor people? I thought we agreed to call them Freegan Hipsters.

A couple weeks ago, I saw this elderly Chinese woman going through the corner grocery's compost bin for vegetables. That farking hipster!

Well in that scenario I think it's safe to assume she's actually just an industrious and clever small business owner. Yum, chow.


www.rawstory.com

"I am so proud of these working women who are working hard and figuring out creative ways to feed their families. Me? I got my Mrs. degree and lived off of my husband's trust fund, so I understand that kind of struggle."
2012-04-24 08:50:58 PM  
1 votes:

MrEricSir: Rashnu: Dumpster-diving poor people? I thought we agreed to call them Freegan Hipsters.

A couple weeks ago, I saw this elderly Chinese woman going through the corner grocery's compost bin for vegetables. That farking hipster!


Well in that scenario I think it's safe to assume she's actually just an industrious and clever small business owner. Yum, chow.
2012-04-24 08:02:43 PM  
1 votes:

LincolnLogolas: gimmegimme: I'm sick of asshole atheists like Sean Hannity who don't care about humanity and helping those who are less fortu---

Oh. He's a Catholic.

You know what? That makes sense.

Oh fark you. This has nothing to do with Catholicism and everything to do with Hannity being a self-aggrandizing douchebag and rich-guy mouthpiece.


Are you telling me that his faith doesn't help his worldview? Are you telling me that the Catholic hierarchy gives a shiat about the poor? Quite the contrary; the Catholic Church is directly responsible for vast amounts of poverty and disease.

Sorry. You're deluded.

Frankly, I'm offended by the way you treated me. It seems that you took some issue with what I said. May I remind you of the words of Jesus?

"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."
2012-04-24 07:40:02 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sick of asshole atheists like Sean Hannity who don't care about humanity and helping those who are less fortu---

Oh. He's a Catholic.

You know what? That makes sense.
2012-04-24 07:34:38 PM  
1 votes:
"ont he" is my favorite typo.
2012-04-24 07:08:46 PM  
1 votes:

nekom: MrBallou: As much as I hate the slimy bag of shiat that is Hannity (and it is very much), the point is true that poor and even hungry people in America still have it a lot better than people in places where there is literally no food and people are literally dying in the streets from starvation.

Hannity sucks, anyway.

That fact is true, but what conclusion can you draw from it? The poor have it better than they do in North Korea, so... vote Republican?


No, this means that obviously we should cut funding to entitlement programs that give the poor beans and rice, obviously. If Mitt Romney can give up an extra few cars this year, then obviously the poor need to give up something too.

/and also vote Republican.
2012-04-24 07:08:01 PM  
1 votes:
So many go to bed hungry in this nation, yet cat food is full of tuna! I can't help but think each time I go to the zoo and see those porpoises, crammed into those tiny tanks, what a waste that is. Butcher half of them now! That's hundreds of pounds of dolphin meat that can be fed to our cats, freeing up that tuna for our nation's hungry...so many are cold, shivering in the night, so I say, butcher those cats, skin them! Use their fur to keep hundreds warm!

/obscure?
2012-04-24 04:48:26 PM  
1 votes:
I went to the same high school Sean Hannity did. I didn't really know him but I know he had a nickname; Skippy. I hung out with a different group of people. One day I was walking home and I heard someone yell "Hey, asshole!" I turned around and he was about twenty feet behind me. When I turned, he turned his head real quick and tried to act like it wasn't him. I shrugged it off and kept walking. A few minutes here it is again, hey asshole. So I tuned around again and again he looked away and pretended it wasn't him. Now, I don't know what his problem was because I didn't know him. And besides that, I'm what you would call a little person; also I use crutches because I was born with only one leg. Again I started home and a few minutes later, sure enough, he yelled it again. This time I turned and started walking back toward him. He looked panicked and turned to run, but tripped over a crack in the sidewalk. I walked up to him and he was crying like a baby. It was disgusting. "What a baby," I said. Then I smashed his teeth out with my crutch and turned around and went home.
2012-04-24 04:33:59 PM  
1 votes:
oh, well as long as the poor have beans AND rice, then we can keep f*cking them over!

rock on. USA! USA! USA!
2012-04-24 04:22:39 PM  
1 votes:

jbc: You know who else liked women eating red beans and rice?


img.mp3lyrics.com
2012-04-24 03:41:24 PM  
1 votes:
media.steampowered.com
2012-04-24 12:57:08 PM  
1 votes:
Republican American Exceptionalism: Hey! At least we're not North Korea.
2012-04-24 12:54:07 PM  
1 votes:

ourbigdumbmouth: He wouldn't be on the air if he was lying so blatantly. There has to be some truth to what he says. How could a man raise a family, host a radio and TV show and be so out of touch? I say he may not be. This should be investigated.


Okay, but only if we can take him off the air (no paycheck for this time off, of course) while we conduct a very thorough investigation.
2012-04-24 12:44:53 PM  
1 votes:

Dusk-You-n-Me: with Hannity a solid No. 2


Truer words never written.

This is farking AMERICA. It should not be considered a luxury to have electricity or a refrigerator or something other than beans and rice to eat every day. This goes back to that stupid Pew Poll saying Republicans have more empathy than Democrats. They simply do not.
 
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