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(Outsports.com)   'Soft hands,' 'solid technique,' 'lean body,' 'great man-to-man skills'...NFL Draft scouting reports or gay dating ads?   (outsports.com) divider line 29
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2012-04-24 01:17:12 PM  
Most gay dating ads I've seen go along the lines of this:

"6'1", athletic, cut, bottom, married, looking to PNP. Your place only."

So, nah. Doesn't look like a gay dating ad to me.
 
2012-04-24 01:22:30 PM  
Sounds like great ball handlers.
 
2012-04-24 01:26:58 PM  

Cythraul: Most gay dating ads I've seen go along the lines of this:

"6'1", athletic, cut, bottom, married, looking to PNP. Your place only."

So, nah. Doesn't look like a gay dating ad to me.


I think if I were posting to a gay dating site, I'd pause when typing the word "married"?
 
2012-04-24 01:28:42 PM  
Subby: 'Soft hands,' 'solid technique,' 'lean body,' 'great man-to-man skills'...NFL Draft scouting reports or gay dating ads?

Yes.
 
2012-04-24 01:33:48 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Cythraul: Most gay dating ads I've seen go along the lines of this:

"6'1", athletic, cut, bottom, married, looking to PNP. Your place only."

So, nah. Doesn't look like a gay dating ad to me.

I think if I were posting to a gay dating site, I'd pause when typing the word "married"?


You would think. But a lot of the guys don't use face pics, so the chances of their wives finding out isn't that high, especially if they don't meet at their house. "Married" is also to lure in guys looking for a hook up, since a lot of gay men find that exciting, for some reason.
 
2012-04-24 01:36:08 PM  

Cythraul: Rapmaster2000: Cythraul: Most gay dating ads I've seen go along the lines of this:

"6'1", athletic, cut, bottom, married, looking to PNP. Your place only."

So, nah. Doesn't look like a gay dating ad to me.

I think if I were posting to a gay dating site, I'd pause when typing the word "married"?

You would think. But a lot of the guys don't use face pics, so the chances of their wives finding out isn't that high, especially if they don't meet at their house. "Married" is also to lure in guys looking for a hook up, since a lot of gay men find that exciting, for some reason.


[Insert joke about Republicans here]
 
2012-04-24 01:58:53 PM  

WhoIsWillo: Cythraul: Rapmaster2000: Cythraul: Most gay dating ads I've seen go along the lines of this:

"6'1", athletic, cut, bottom, married, looking to PNP. Your place only."

So, nah. Doesn't look like a gay dating ad to me.

I think if I were posting to a gay dating site, I'd pause when typing the word "married"?

You would think. But a lot of the guys don't use face pics, so the chances of their wives finding out isn't that high, especially if they don't meet at their house. "Married" is also to lure in guys looking for a hook up, since a lot of gay men find that exciting, for some reason.

[Insert joke about Republicans here]


Should also say something about "a wide stance"
 
2012-04-24 02:00:47 PM  

Cythraul: Most gay dating ads I've seen go along the lines of this:

"6'1", athletic, cut, bottom, married, looking to PNP. Your place only."


How romantic.
 
2012-04-24 02:08:32 PM  
This^ seems appropriate.
 
2012-04-24 02:12:12 PM  
I'm gonna go with "yes," also.
 
2012-04-24 02:29:58 PM  

Mugato: Cythraul: Most gay dating ads I've seen go along the lines of this:

"6'1", athletic, cut, bottom, married, looking to PNP. Your place only."

How romantic.


Romance.. heh.. that's cute. If you've managed to experience that in your life, I envy you.
 
2012-04-24 02:38:36 PM  
Good ball handler and receiver.
 
2012-04-24 02:41:43 PM  
Are any players this year all thick polygons and smooth flat planes and inescapable corn-fed handsomeness? Do any of them wear a billowy white shirt and loose-fitting jeans that somehow only underscore the solidity of their bulk, like a tarpaulin draped over a concrete pylon?
 
2012-04-24 03:27:34 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now...
 
2012-04-24 04:08:40 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Good ball handler and receiver.


Excellent tight end.
 
2012-04-24 04:09:39 PM  

Arkanaut: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Good ball handler and receiver.

Excellent tight end.


Glides effortlessly into the slot.
 
2012-04-24 04:11:06 PM  

Treygreen13: Arkanaut: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Good ball handler and receiver.

Excellent tight end.

Glides effortlessly into the slot.


Likes to get the ball from under center.
 
2012-04-24 04:13:33 PM  
I hear Stephen Hill has soft but firm hands and a great personality. I'm just sayin'...
 
2012-04-24 04:15:34 PM  

Arkanaut: Treygreen13: Arkanaut: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Good ball handler and receiver.

Excellent tight end.

Glides effortlessly into the slot.

Likes to get the ball from under center.


Really knows his way around the backfield.
 
2012-04-24 04:38:07 PM  
Fluid hips, gets a good waist bend, quick burst, has the length you look for...
 
2012-04-24 04:54:34 PM  
Handles the fly pattern well, can really go deep
 
2012-04-24 04:56:50 PM  
Able to get good penetration, has a solid burst.
 
2012-04-24 04:59:13 PM  
Sucks cock and takes it in the ass.

Dammit, I'm no good at this.
 
2012-04-24 05:16:50 PM  
Football always had the gayest terms. I remember being really creeped out when Gruden kept gushing about how big and strong Maurice Jones Drew's legs were.
 
2012-04-24 06:00:59 PM  

TheJoe03: Football always had the gayest terms. I remember being really creeped out when Gruden kept gushing about how big and strong Maurice Jones Drew's legs were.


Gruden is the most homoerotic sportscaster EVER. Two years ago when he talked about Michael Vick during an Eagles game, I thought he was about to leave the booth and start sucking Vick off on the sideline.
 
2012-04-24 10:19:33 PM  
He can manage some Seamen, and isn't scared of things getting shiatty once he's done with the play.

/doingitright?
 
2012-04-25 01:58:02 AM  

Treygreen13: Arkanaut: Treygreen13: Arkanaut: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Good ball handler and receiver.

Excellent tight end.

Glides effortlessly into the slot.

Likes to get the ball from under center.

Really knows his way around the backfield.


He likes to pat guys on the ass and go showering with them after the game.
 
2012-04-25 04:04:17 AM  

Nobodyn0se: TheJoe03: Football always had the gayest terms. I remember being really creeped out when Gruden kept gushing about how big and strong Maurice Jones Drew's legs were.

Gruden is the most homoerotic sportscaster EVER. Two years ago when he talked about Michael Vick during an Eagles game, I thought he was about to leave the booth and start sucking Vick off on the sideline.


Swapping sports but I'm sure Pierre McGuire would give him a run for his money. Especially considering the on-air orgasms he has are over 16-18yo boys with an active stick and big body presence.
 
2012-04-25 12:44:25 PM  

Mugato: Sucks cock and takes it in the ass.

Dammit, I'm no good at this.


I lolled out loud, nicely done.
 
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