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(NHL)   After a fortnight of hockey, day 14 of your NHL playoffs continues with the battle no one really cares about. Devils @ Panthers. 7:30 or so   (nhl.com) divider line 504
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2012-04-24 06:14:33 PM

4NSpy: Canucks in 8.


Sharks in 12.


/sad
 
2012-04-24 06:15:04 PM
TSN said no discipline for alleged Michalek kick
 
2012-04-24 06:15:13 PM
I will pull for the WTF team as well. Of course last time I said something similar Marty threw a shut-out. May not be around much in this thread due to child based issues. Enjoy the game everyone!
 
2012-04-24 06:16:07 PM

jaylectricity: I need Florida to win so the Bruins can avoid Philadelphia in the second round.


Oh come on...afraid of this matchup??

TT > Breezy or Bobsy any day
 
2012-04-24 06:17:13 PM
I'd like to see the Devils win. Just for Old Man Brodeur.
Win one for the geezer...
 
2012-04-24 06:18:40 PM

ontariolightning: If the Hockey Hall of Fame & War Room (where they view reviewable plays) are in Canada.. why is NHL headquarters in New York?


Oh, that's cute. You can't understand why logic and reason don't work when it comes to the NHL. How adorable!

Actually, they apparently moved from Montreal, not Toronto. And it looks like the move was four years before Bettman took over. Coincidence? Yea, probably.
 
2012-04-24 06:31:40 PM
hockey!
 
2012-04-24 06:33:51 PM
LET'S GO PANTHERS! Get the job done tonight!

(Nothing against the Devils, just rooting for some new blood this year... and we already have so much of it heading into round 2)
 
2012-04-24 06:35:47 PM
That's kind of farked up about that Ottawa "good" goal...

I like the way Torts handled it, too... He's got that whole "I'm a coont hair away from ripping someone's head off so don't push me" thing down.
 
2012-04-24 06:41:32 PM
How do you explain to an America who doesn't watch Hockey that hockey players play within a code and when someone violates "the code", that they are dead men skating?
 
2012-04-24 06:43:04 PM

Rev.K: I am still glowing in the spectacular first round fail of the Vancouver Canucks.

www.hollywoodreporter.com
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'Life it seems is not without a cruel sense of irony karma, Neo.'
 
2012-04-24 06:49:34 PM

ontariolightning: How do you explain to an America who doesn't watch Hockey that hockey players play within a code and when someone violates "the code", that they are dead men skating?


The same way you explain to a Canada that Ice beer is shiat, poutine is globules of fat laden crap and Celine Dion sounds like someone hitting a bag of cats with a hammer.
www.a1-sneakers.com
Just do it.
 
2012-04-24 06:50:17 PM
Go Cats! I'm as surprised as anyone.
 
2012-04-24 06:51:52 PM
I just want Round 2 to start. Until then, I will watch this repeatedly.
 
2012-04-24 06:52:19 PM
I am hockey farker. Hear me roar*. It's the playoffs, damnit! I will watch the most boring of series even if I die trying.

*Roar in this case denotes a loud belch produced after the umpteenth beer of the season. Included in that roar is a small whimper let out by my liver, kidneys, and brain.
 
2012-04-24 06:52:20 PM

downstairs: Wow, if Ottawa gets ousted, no Canadian teams in the second round.


Good. I know that the Canadian network would want the Canadian teams to win, but it always kills me that CBC can do a great, mostly unbiased broadcast when it's two American teams but turns into the worst homers imaginable when a Canadian team is involved.
 
2012-04-24 06:53:05 PM
Fark the devils.
 
2012-04-24 06:53:12 PM
blogtown.portlandmercury.com

"Uh Uhn, Uhn, Ee, Uhr, Uve, Uix, Uven. Let's Go!"
 
2012-04-24 06:54:12 PM

JT_Goalie: jaylectricity: I need Florida to win so the Bruins can avoid Philadelphia in the second round.

Oh come on...afraid of this matchup??

TT > Breezy or Bobsy any day


Not worried about the goalie matchup. I'm worried about catching Philly while they're still in goon mode. Eastern Conf Finals is too close to the prize to risk it with cheap shots.
 
2012-04-24 06:55:30 PM

jaylectricity: JT_Goalie: jaylectricity: I need Florida to win so the Bruins can avoid Philadelphia in the second round.

Oh come on...afraid of this matchup??

TT > Breezy or Bobsy any day

Not worried about the goalie matchup. I'm worried about catching Philly while they're still in goon mode. Eastern Conf Finals is too close to the prize to risk it with cheap shots.


Flyers played relatively clean vs Pitt. The Pens were the goons, and they are golfing now.
 
2012-04-24 06:58:50 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: ontariolightning: How do you explain to an America who doesn't watch Hockey that hockey players play within a code and when someone violates "the code", that they are dead men skating?

The same way you explain to a Canada that Ice beer is shiat, poutine is globules of fat laden crap and Celine Dion sounds like someone hitting a bag of cats with a hammer.
[www.a1-sneakers.com image 323x322]
Just do it.


I don't drink alcohol so I can't comment on that. But since when do Americans have a problem eating something full of fat? Celine Dion does suck but people do travel to Vegas to see her
 
2012-04-24 06:59:09 PM
Which state produces better alcohol? New Jersey or Florida?
 
2012-04-24 06:59:16 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: jaylectricity: JT_Goalie: jaylectricity: I need Florida to win so the Bruins can avoid Philadelphia in the second round.

Oh come on...afraid of this matchup??

TT > Breezy or Bobsy any day

Not worried about the goalie matchup. I'm worried about catching Philly while they're still in goon mode. Eastern Conf Finals is too close to the prize to risk it with cheap shots.

Flyers played relatively clean vs Pitt. The Pens were the goons, and they are golfing now.


Erm, uh, ok, winners write the history books. NO dog in that fight anyway. Wanna see the Kings or the Cats win the Mug, just to piss off Canada. For the Lulz. 'OMG southern states don't play the hockies!!Eleventy!!
 
2012-04-24 07:02:34 PM
The only Flyer to really goon it up was Zac Rinaldo, and he did not see the ice after game 4.
 
2012-04-24 07:03:40 PM

ontariolightning: Lt. Cheese Weasel: ontariolightning: How do you explain to an America who doesn't watch Hockey that hockey players play within a code and when someone violates "the code", that they are dead men skating?

The same way you explain to a Canada that Ice beer is shiat, poutine is globules of fat laden crap and Celine Dion sounds like someone hitting a bag of cats with a hammer.
[www.a1-sneakers.com image 323x322]
Just do it.

I don't drink alcohol so I can't comment on that. But since when do Americans have a problem eating something full of fat? Celine Dion does suck but people do travel to Vegas to see her


You're in a hockey thread and you don't drink? Well, ok, I guess... And people don't go to Vegas to see Celine Dion. They go to Vegas to gamble and get dragged into one of her shows by their harpy wives after daddy loses the next 3 months rent at the craps table and dammit this trip will be a success....but that never happened to me.
 
2012-04-24 07:03:56 PM

netweavr: Which state produces better alcohol? New Jersey or Florida?


That's a tough one. Bad basement wine made by Italian mafioso or bad rum made by Cuban defectors?

/why yes, I am stereotyping.
// Have had bad Italian basement wine before. It was bad.
 
2012-04-24 07:05:23 PM
WTF is up with these things? NHL Foam Fanatics Warface Hockey Masks

Good Lord that's a boatload of fail.
 
2012-04-24 07:06:02 PM

netweavr: Which state produces better alcohol? New Jersey or Florida?


Maybe Jersey for beer, but Florida makes really good orange juice for screwdrivers and mimosas. Decisions, decisions....
 
2012-04-24 07:06:44 PM
Hmmmm. Who to root for tonight? If the Devils win the series, and the Senators and Caps also win, the Flyers will be the highest seed left in the East. But if the Panthers win, and the Rangers and Caps win, the Flyers get Florida next and I like that matchup. There are several other possibilities too.
 
2012-04-24 07:10:58 PM
Would like to attend a playoff game I thought was worth a damn, and thus Panthers need to head to next round for me to acquire some tickets.
 
2012-04-24 07:11:11 PM

netweavr: Which state produces better alcohol? New Jersey or Florida?


Can we narrow that down just a mite? I have no doubt in certain parts of Florida, there are redneck moonshine stills cranking out the worst rotgut hooch known to man. And on the other hand, there is for sure several mob controlled distilleries that still throw bodies into the fermenting bath 'for flavor, Vito!' Heeeyy!' 'You tasted good!!'
 
2012-04-24 07:11:40 PM

Primitive Screwhead: WTF is up with these things? NHL Foam Fanatics Warface Hockey Masks

Good Lord that's a boatload of fail.


Still not as bad as an Authentic 1912 All White Red Sox Hat© for $34.99 + Shipping.
 
2012-04-24 07:13:56 PM
Only one game tonight? Almost not worth getting drunk for.. I said almost!

And Luongo waves his no trade, I bet he ends up in Toronto, that should be fun to watch.
 
2012-04-24 07:13:58 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: ontariolightning: Lt. Cheese Weasel: ontariolightning: How do you explain to an America who doesn't watch Hockey that hockey players play within a code and when someone violates "the code", that they are dead men skating?

The same way you explain to a Canada that Ice beer is shiat, poutine is globules of fat laden crap and Celine Dion sounds like someone hitting a bag of cats with a hammer.
[www.a1-sneakers.com image 323x322]
Just do it.

I don't drink alcohol so I can't comment on that. But since when do Americans have a problem eating something full of fat? Celine Dion does suck but people do travel to Vegas to see her

You're in a hockey thread and you don't drink? Well, ok, I guess... And people don't go to Vegas to see Celine Dion. They go to Vegas to gamble and get dragged into one of her shows by their harpy wives after daddy loses the next 3 months rent at the craps table and dammit this trip will be a success....but that never happened to me.


I didn't know I had to be a drinker. I was never a drinker of alcohol before my medical condition but drinking alcohol would only make it worse so I can't even
begin drinking if I wanted to -- which I don't
 
2012-04-24 07:14:09 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Erm, uh, ok, winners write the history books. NO dog in that fight anyway. Wanna see the Kings or the Cats win the Mug, just to piss off Canada. For the Lulz. 'OMG southern states don't play the hockies!!Eleventy!!


In my mind, the teams that would make Canada go full retard if they won the Cup would be, in order of most likely to make them go crazy:

1) Phoenix- Easy because of the whole "moved from Winnipeg/moving to Hamilton, wait Winnipeg, no wait Quebec!" thing.

2) Nashville- nearly moved to Hamilton by Jim Sillie Balls (after Pittsburgh and before PHX)

3) Florida- obvious, I think

4) Los Angeles- Gretzky ties, last team to lose to a Canadian team in the Finals

T-5) everyone else.
 
2012-04-24 07:14:32 PM

soopey: Primitive Screwhead: WTF is up with these things? NHL Foam Fanatics Warface Hockey Masks

Good Lord that's a boatload of fail.

Still not as bad as an Authentic 1912 All White Red Sox Hat© for $34.99 + Shipping.


I wonder how many of those they sold.
A sucker is born every minute.
 
2012-04-24 07:15:48 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: jaylectricity: JT_Goalie: jaylectricity: I need Florida to win so the Bruins can avoid Philadelphia in the second round.

Oh come on...afraid of this matchup??

TT > Breezy or Bobsy any day

Not worried about the goalie matchup. I'm worried about catching Philly while they're still in goon mode. Eastern Conf Finals is too close to the prize to risk it with cheap shots.

Flyers played relatively clean vs Pitt. The Pens were the goons, and they are golfing now.

Erm, uh, ok, winners write the history books. NO dog in that fight anyway. Wanna see the Kings or the Cats win the Mug, just to piss off Canada. For the Lulz. 'OMG southern states don't play the hockies!!Eleventy!!


Southern state Americans aren't the ones playing hockey.. they are the ones paying to watch Canadians and Europeans play lol
 
2012-04-24 07:16:45 PM

ontariolightning: Lt. Cheese Weasel: ontariolightning: Lt. Cheese Weasel: ontariolightning: How do you explain to an America who doesn't watch Hockey that hockey players play within a code and when someone violates "the code", that they are dead men skating?

The same way you explain to a Canada that Ice beer is shiat, poutine is globules of fat laden crap and Celine Dion sounds like someone hitting a bag of cats with a hammer.
[www.a1-sneakers.com image 323x322]
Just do it.

I don't drink alcohol so I can't comment on that. But since when do Americans have a problem eating something full of fat? Celine Dion does suck but people do travel to Vegas to see her

You're in a hockey thread and you don't drink? Well, ok, I guess... And people don't go to Vegas to see Celine Dion. They go to Vegas to gamble and get dragged into one of her shows by their harpy wives after daddy loses the next 3 months rent at the craps table and dammit this trip will be a success....but that never happened to me.

I didn't know I had to be a drinker. I was never a drinker of alcohol before my medical condition but drinking alcohol would only make it worse so I can't even
begin drinking if I wanted to -- which I don't


Perfectly alright, you don't. Enjoy.
 
2012-04-24 07:20:29 PM
WTF? Someone doesn't like poutine?

I bet their only exposure to it is that garbage they they try pass off as poutine at Burger King.

Gotta have squeaking cheese.
 
2012-04-24 07:22:26 PM
Someone said Luongo to Toronto .. Leafs can't afford him
and Lou prob wants out of Canada

He will go south and win the cup where theres less pressure
 
2012-04-24 07:24:49 PM

ontariolightning: Someone said Luongo to Toronto .. Leafs can't afford him
and Lou prob wants out of Canada

He will go south and win the cup where theres less pressure


As long as he brings in some picks and prospects.

Canucks farm system is in shambles, but with Gillis I'm no longer confident that he will handle this situation well.
 
2012-04-24 07:25:02 PM

ontariolightning: Someone said Luongo to Toronto .. Leafs can't afford him
and Lou prob wants out of Canada

He will go south and win the cup quietly while his time away while laughing all the way to the back just like DiPietro where theres less pressure

 
2012-04-24 07:28:27 PM
Luongo to Columbus for #1 draft pick
my guess
 
2012-04-24 07:28:47 PM

ontariolightning: downstairs: Wow, if Ottawa gets ousted, no Canadian teams in the second round.

But dozens of Canadians representing Canada on American teams
either way Canada never loses


They're not "representing Canada." They're not representing anyone but their NHL city.

I don't know why people always want to turn this into a US vs Canada thing. Or talk about the last remaining Canadian team being "Canada's team."

Save that stuff for the Olympics and other international tournaments.
 
2012-04-24 07:28:51 PM
okay i love this headline.

this series really has been the "ehh, whatever" of the first round.

and i have nothing against either team...
 
2012-04-24 07:29:19 PM

soopey: ontariolightning: Someone said Luongo to Toronto .. Leafs can't afford him
and Lou prob wants out of Canada

He will go south and win the cup quietly while his time away while laughing all the way to the back just like DiPietro where theres less pressure


i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-24 07:29:33 PM

robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Me! In person! Probably on camera!

/no handshake line tonight, guys, c'mon


YAAAAAY!!! Enjoy Rob! Our first game as New Jersey's only team!!

As a Long Islander I can tell you about the glory of that sort of team distinction!
 
2012-04-24 07:31:08 PM

Doc Daneeka: ontariolightning: downstairs: Wow, if Ottawa gets ousted, no Canadian teams in the second round.

But dozens of Canadians representing Canada on American teams
either way Canada never loses

They're not "representing Canada." They're not representing anyone but their NHL city.

I don't know why people always want to turn this into a US vs Canada thing. Or talk about the last remaining Canadian team being "Canada's team."

Save that stuff for the Olympics and other international tournaments.


Whoever wins the cup gets to bring the cup to their country/hometown
I'd say that's representing
 
2012-04-24 07:31:45 PM
oh and go go game 7.
 
2012-04-24 07:32:47 PM

4NSpy: Canucks farm system is in shambles, but with Gillis I'm no longer confident that he will handle this situation well.


Who are (if any) the best, NHL-ready prospects they got? I'm generally terrible at following the up and comers.
 
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