lackadaisicalfreakshow: Well what else is there to do in Best Dakota?

Why am I picturing Kim Jong Il in a took?

C? The answer is C?

Wow, what happened to our standards, Farkers? Standards people!

Uisce Beatha: Mildot: [www.documentingreality.com image 600x480]

But not in North Dakota if you're a cop!!!

FTFY

Im just saying all 15 year olds are tappable in ND whci makes sense, because what else is there to do there

Wanted for questioning...

The guy who robbed the squad car ought to have a good time. Couple of years ago some guys ripped off a california highway patrolmans house that lived near me, while he was on vacation. Stole his guns, badge, armor, everything. They probably formed a 50 person team to follow up on it, because they got them in 3 days and it looked like 50 people beat the crap out of them when they accidentally tried to resist.

Okieboy: Godscrack:

and CHILDREN, who could have been killed to death by these stolen weapons, then has sex with a known prostitute just because he's horny and has the power.

I was once killed, but not to death, so it wasn't so bad

They'll have to kill me before *I* die!

Cybernetic: Hawnkee: Ya?

Ooh ya!!

/Don'tcha know

Ah, you betcha'.

but its my deal here Wade

dahmers love zombie: Fark has really got to enable the inline posting of images bigger than 250k. It ain't 1999 anymore Drew!

I could swear the limit was higher, but has been lowered over the years.

/four people posting a 250k image = 1MB of data.

Turn that into a photoshop thread and you're talking serious numbers.

It's not 1999?! Since when?!

Somacandra: FTFA: The items included several pairs of handcuffs, a bulletproof vest, a handheld radio, a Taser, two loaded ammunition clips for a handgun and a knife, Vettel said.

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Shoot..a fella could have a pretty good time in Fargo-Moorhead with all that stuff.

Wife is from Fargo.

Been to Fargo's porn shop.

/csb

So, you're into sheep with bad accents?

She was 18

sharkbeagle: She was 18

Oh! Well my goodness why hasn't anyone said so?

Our long national nightmare is over. I hope this officer sees restitution for the....oh for f*ck's sake I can't even type it.

He should be unemployed.

Okieboy: Godscrack:

and CHILDREN, who could have been killed to death by these stolen weapons, then has sex with a known prostitute just because he's horny and has the power.

I was once killed, but not to death, so it wasn't so bad


HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Mildot: [www.documentingreality.com image 600x480]

But not in North Dakota!!!

It doesn't say 'teenager' anywhere in the article. Another article says she was 18 at the time and that he was dating her. it also says she got busted in a later prostitution sting. oops

KidneyStone: Mildot: [www.documentingreality.com image 600x480]

But not in North Dakota!!!

It doesn't say 'teenager' anywhere in the article. Another article says she was 18 at the time and that he was dating her. it also says she got busted in a later prostitution sting. oops

She's a "teenager" when you're talking about a cop, a teacher, or a politician having sex with her. If it had been a priest or a sitting President, you could add "innocent" for maximum outrage.

If she had been in college, she would have been an adult, unless she was drunk, in which case she was a "girl", and got raped by a man (who was also a teenager by virtue of being 18, but he'll never be referred to as such in the story). However, if it was the boy who got assaulted, then he was ALSO a teenager, provided he was attacked by anyone of color, a coach, or a priest; however, if it was in his frat house, they might have been "youths" or "boys" themselves.

You have to learn how to spin these things, depending on your audience.

craxyd: UHC2005: dryknife: ...a.) Having sex with a teenaged prostitute in your squad car, ...

I'm sure a Nitro-Burning Funny Bong was involved...


Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head! NSFW

Funny, I just dusted off that CD for some road music recently. Might be an omen, scumdog.

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Also approves:

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Never get between a cop and his doughnut.

Simple solution here.

Not all police depts look the other way, but regardless, I have an idea many others have had.

Police are a reflection of civil order and deserve respect, If treating one with disrespect is treated with severe consequences, for instance putting your hand on a cop might be considered an assault and a felony.

Then how about doubling the consequenes for police. If they are found guilty of assault, the fine goes double for them. Double the jail time, or the fine.

If police organizations will not accept this, then assaulting a cop is the same as assulting a 'civilian'.

Time to break out the wood chipper eh?

Aware of the theft from the Fargo police car, Moorhead police questioned three people about the handcuffs, including the man who had a set of handcuffs on his right wrist, the search warrant states.
The handcuffed man told police an acquaintance pulled the cuffs out of a backpack and placed them on him.

BTW, regardless how one gets handcuffs on your body, why would you call a cop to get them off? There are plenty of sources you can go to that don't include putting yourself in the middle of police investigation. Hacksaws, bolt cutters, handcuff keys, that won't get you an an interrogation room.

Enemabag Jones: Aware of the theft from the Fargo police car, Moorhead police questioned three people about the handcuffs, including the man who had a set of handcuffs on his right wrist, the search warrant states.
The handcuffed man told police an acquaintance pulled the cuffs out of a backpack and placed them on him.

BTW, regardless how one gets handcuffs on your body, why would you call a cop to get them off? There are plenty of sources you can go to that don't include putting yourself in the middle of police investigation. Hacksaws, bolt cutters, handcuff keys, that won't get you an an interrogation room.

You can buy handcuff keys from eBay. Standard type for Smith and Wesson to plastic ones that do not show up on metal detectors. (Cops sometimes hide a key on their person or clothes in case they get cuffed). A little prevention can save a pound of cure and a ton of police.

6655321,You can buy handcuff keys from eBay. Standard type for Smith and Wesson to plastic ones that do not show up on metal detectors. (Cops sometimes hide a key on their person or clothes in case they get cuffed). A little prevention can save a pound of cure and a ton of police.

I can't imagine how this would happen, but life is full of suprises.
$5.00, for an insurance policy that does not lapse, I might go for that.

craxyd: Hawnkee: craxyd: UHC2005: dryknife: ...a.) Having sex with a teenaged prostitute in your squad car, ...

I'm sure a Nitro-Burning Funny Bong was involved...


Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head! NSFW

Funny, I just dusted off that CD for some road music recently. Might be an omen, scumdog.


If you get to my area, lemme know and we'll watch re-runs of Slaughterama

Sure thing. I'll bring my Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguins tape.

Enemabag Jones: Simple solution here.

You seemed to be confused about who gets to make the rules. A cop can handcuff you and then shoot you in the back of the head while you're facedown in front of witnesses, all of his friends will still say he is innocent.

strathmeyer
Enemabag Jones: Simple solution here.
You seemed to be confused about who gets to make the rules. A cop can handcuff you and then shoot you in the back of the head while you're facedown in front of witnesses, all of his friends will still say he is innocent.

Clearly. I was resisting arrest, and making aggressive motions with the back of my skull. He had no choice.

Around here cops not only never lock their cars, they never turn them off. I've seen cop cars parked and running for hours before.

Hypothetical Imperative: There is an unbelievably long list of things that will NOT get you fired from a police department, subby. As a result I am unsurprised by this particular thingy.

What would surprise me would be a list of things that WILL get you fired from a police department. I'm starting to think it's not even possible unless external influence is successfully applied.

thebpem: Submitted with much worse headline. Oh well i got a greenlight on something else. Its all good on fark, i'm sure no one has gotten 2 greens in the same day.

I suspect that for certain submitters 2 simultaneous greens would not be uncommon.

There's at least two things I know will get you fired from the force; bringing the criminal behavior of your fellow officers to the attention of prosecutors or testifying against your fellow officers in a criminal hearing. That'll get you fired pretty damn quick.

mrsirjojo: I like how 18 and 19 year olds are either teenagers or adults, depending on which suits the author.

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