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(Breitbart.com)   Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Tuesday, April 24: Michelle Obama sweated while filming an exercise segment in the East Room of the White House, thus disrespecting the role of FLOTUS and making us look weak in the eyes of the Soviets   (breitbart.com) divider line 55
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2012-04-24 03:15:39 PM
8 votes:
www.exercisereports.com

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.
2012-04-24 11:57:20 AM
7 votes:
Rapmaster2000: Great comments on there:


JEANIE4
How many gals are so vain you make sure your lip stick matches your tee shirt for the camera. Also imagine the hours and money it must take to assure that your lip stick is c0-ordinated at all times. She sure is in a category all her own. I wonder if she pays for all this or gets it free because she's FLOTUS.

I'm curious if this woman is actually shocked that another woman makes an effort to coordinate her look or if she's just nitpicking. Also, I like the effort to stick a 0 in anything related to 0bama. I wonder if he b0ught s0me t0mat0es f0r his salad.


Dear Jeanie -
You sound like a fat, racist, jealous harpie. Caring about one's appearance is a good thing. Tshirts and lipstick aren't expensive and before she was FLOTUS Michelle made more money than your tacky cracker ass could imagine having.
PS You will never be on TeeVee.

Warm Regards -
Abbey
2012-04-24 11:07:40 AM
6 votes:
Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!


i don't mind his incessant need to interrupt my sporting events, but i'd really prefer it if obama would stop editing himself into the middle of all of my favorite streaming porn videos.
2012-04-24 03:43:05 PM
3 votes:
HotWingConspiracy: [img.photobucket.com image 625x600]

More like MOOchelle, right nurse?

You pooped yourself again, ma'am.


Oh sweet, a liberty sling.
2012-04-24 03:19:47 PM
3 votes:
She's so anti-american with her "health" and all that.

I bet she's never even been white. Not once.
2012-04-24 03:04:08 PM
3 votes:
Funny thing is, Breitbart is currently serving as a Tucks pad for Strom Thurmond.

Best part... forever.
2012-04-24 03:00:32 PM
3 votes:
She outlived Breitbart. Maybe he should have followed some of her health advice.
2012-04-24 02:58:21 PM
3 votes:
Man, if the folks at Breitbart don't settle down someone over there is going to have a heart attack.
2012-04-24 12:27:43 PM
3 votes:
Diogenes: Sounds like Breitbart is just upset that the Obamas have effectively thwarted their campaign to portray the couple as different, foreign, other, unclassed, and ignorant and disrespectful of "our ways."

NnnnNNNnnzzzhhhh Zombie Breitbart want COCAAAAAAAINES
2012-04-24 12:01:50 PM
3 votes:
There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.
2012-04-24 11:15:26 AM
3 votes:
Great comments on there:

ALLENE177
I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do, the remote is always VERY close at hand. As soon as Dumbama or Moocherella's ugly faces appear, I change channels. Just the sight or sound of them makes me want to puke.


Protip: when I'm trolling the local rag, I always say "X makes me want to PUKE!" For some reason, wanting to puke is a strong right-wing rebuke. It's very common among these people. Personally, something like shots of Jack on a empty stomach with a hangover make me want to puke more than seeing Obama... err Dumbama on TV.

ALBERTOSAURUS1
Michelle Obama may be on the verge of substantial national fame and influence. Hillary Clinton really took off as political celebrity when her husband the President was caught schtupping the help. All the networks wanted to interview her. Somehow she became plausible as a US Senator despite her former lack of experience in high political office.

So if and when the allegations of Barrack's homosexuality blossom into a full blown scandal, we'll be seeing a lot of her on the Sunday political news shows.


Obama is gay too. That's how much he sucks.

JEANIE4
How many gals are so vain you make sure your lip stick matches your tee shirt for the camera. Also imagine the hours and money it must take to assure that your lip stick is c0-ordinated at all times. She sure is in a category all her own. I wonder if she pays for all this or gets it free because she's FLOTUS.


I'm curious if this woman is actually shocked that another woman makes an effort to coordinate her look or if she's just nitpicking. Also, I like the effort to stick a 0 in anything related to 0bama. I wonder if he b0ught s0me t0mat0es f0r his salad.
2012-04-24 03:31:36 PM
2 votes:
tinyarena: a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!

Hey, don't drag me into this quarrel.
2012-04-24 03:27:57 PM
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com

Quick! Grab the chillruns, we gotta get to Denny's before that fat ass Michelle Obama outlaws it!
2012-04-24 03:23:03 PM
2 votes:
mcwehrle: thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.

That, and this one that truly makes me weep...

"angrywithfeds
Just as I was trying to be a good American and be gracious to all comers and stop my racist thoughts..... Michelle NotProudo Ohblamer came to the tellie to spew her BS....thanks to her and her incapable 'beard' I am back to being a FULL-BLOWN RACIST again. F the New Black biatchers too."


That doesn't even make any sense.

Angrywithfeds: I need to dial back on the racist thoughts.

Michelle Obama: A good diet and moderate exercise are important.

Angrywithfeds: THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! WHITE F*CKING POWER!
2012-04-24 02:57:12 PM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-04-24 02:51:54 PM
2 votes:
Jake Havechek: I tell ya, I've never even heard of Bill Ayers or this Alinsky motherfarker until I read about them in freerepublic.

What? Like most lib children I had their posters in my bedroom up next to the one of Kim Jong-Il dunking it over Patrick Ewing.
2012-04-24 02:33:10 PM
2 votes:
www.regretsy.com

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL
2012-04-24 12:50:24 PM
2 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2012-04-24 12:31:40 PM
2 votes:
BKITU: Fartbongo and the FLATUS. There's a pattern here, people!

I read that to the tune of Benny and the Jets.

"F-F-F-F-Fartbongo and the FLATUS."
2012-04-24 12:24:53 PM
2 votes:
SurfaceTension: Diogenes: It's OK to say you'd like to have a beer with Dubya. But it's a sin for Obama to appear like one of us.

I never did get that argument. Yeah, maybe Bush would have been a guy to kick back with some cold ones, but think about all the folks you have beers with. How many of those would you want to be President?


Recovering alcoholics are the best guys to have a beer with. When they fall of the wagon, it's epic.
2012-04-24 12:14:00 PM
2 votes:
AbbeySomeone: thomps: dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.

plus a "morons to the sun" space race would reinvigorate a love of math and science in today's youth, the price of gold would fall back to rational levels, and the job openings at the jiffy lube would help get people back to work.

We could raise money for charity by sponsoring the participants.


we could turn it into a reality show survivor style dance contest where participants have to dance each week while en route to the sun. losers are ejected into deep space and the winner gets to be emperor of the sun. plus it's a virtuous cycle, because we can identify candidates for the next season by keeping track of who actively votes for their favorite dancers.
2012-04-24 12:08:27 PM
2 votes:
thomps: dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.

plus a "morons to the sun" space race would reinvigorate a love of math and science in today's youth, the price of gold would fall back to rational levels, and the job openings at the jiffy lube would help get people back to work.


We could raise money for charity by sponsoring the participants.
2012-04-24 12:05:54 PM
2 votes:
dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.

plus a "morons to the sun" space race would reinvigorate a love of math and science in today's youth, the price of gold would fall back to rational levels, and the job openings at the jiffy lube would help get people back to work.
2012-04-24 11:44:03 AM
2 votes:
Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!



In fairness, black people all look the same to them.
2012-04-24 11:13:20 AM
2 votes:
Sarah Palin is automatically Second Lady and President Obama has to convert to Mormonism.
2012-04-24 11:09:46 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Damn FLAUTAS all over the TV, making me hungry.
2012-04-24 11:07:42 AM
2 votes:
WE GET IT. SHE'S BLACK.
2012-04-25 07:24:55 AM
1 votes:
No, he was in the process of eating a pig when he was eaten by another pig
2012-04-25 02:45:58 AM
1 votes:
How dare that (black) socialist, (black) witch, exercise and show her (black-ass) self on TV.

Burn the (black) socialist witch!

FTFC:

"Albertosaurus1

Well she certainly is mannish.

There is an Internet theory about all this that may be a complete load of garbage or may be one of those facts that neither side, left or right wants to reveal. It's very hard to know. With all the resources of the Internat available to anyone it's possible to do your own research rather than rely on the filter of a media newsroom. But then you run the risk of becoming a crank and finding that all your opinions are based on unsubstantiated rumors.

There is another example of this in the Trayvon Martin case. The left and the leftist media put forth the narrative that a white vigilante profiled and hunted down an innocent black child and then shot him in cold blood ("like a dog"). Not much of that turned out to be true as the less leftie press reported. But there were also Internet reports about Martin that never made it onto TV. Martin was alleged to have been a bad student, a burglar, a drug dealer, a bus driver assaulter, and a gang member. But none of those allegations have appeared on Fox News or Bill O'Reilly. Are we to take it then that the news pros have investigated those stories and have determined that they are all false or are they suppressing them for whatever reason. Are they acting as censors or are they merely being circumspect?

In the Obama case the Internet rumor is that Obama is a member of club of Chicago gays who was given cover by Jerimiah Wright and his church. They claim that the church acted as matchmakers for gay blacks. They would set them up with pseudo "wives"who would provide cover from the wrath of normal blacks. This sort of person is analogous to a man who provides a similar cover for hetrosexual men - a "beard".

Simon LeVay the greatest living expert on homosexuality and is himself gay writes in one of his many books about "Gaydar". Gaydar is real and some people possess it more reliably than others. Not me as it happens. I'm not particularly adept or sensitive about such things. But those who are or claim to be see Obama as gay.

He is rather prissy. He sings, he dances. He pouts. More to the point he seems more effeminate than his wife. She's pretty butch.


Hur.

I never realized just how many people chewed on lead paint chips, as a kid.
2012-04-24 11:54:07 PM
1 votes:
BlippityBleep: lol the right wing is still confused when a woman does anything other than make sammiches.

to be fair, wimmin get confused when they do anything other than make sammiches.
2012-04-24 11:44:09 PM
1 votes:
lol the right wing is still confused when a woman does anything other than make sammiches.
2012-04-24 11:11:26 PM
1 votes:
Altitude5280: Breitbart ate like a pig. And look where it got him.

murdered by top secret obama jackbooted thugs?
2012-04-24 09:38:38 PM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, Betty Ford has a drug rehab clinic for rich people named after her.
2012-04-24 07:40:51 PM
1 votes:
"Just say no to drugs." -- OK
"Read a book." -- OK
"Eat healthy foods and exercise." -- RAAAAAAAWRRRRR!

You MFers are idiots.
2012-04-24 04:28:44 PM
1 votes:
GoBadgers: [www.ragetrolling.com image 420x294]

/hot, like RW outrage.


I thought Moocherella hated crackers. *rimshot*
2012-04-24 04:22:42 PM
1 votes:
skullkrusher: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here

LOL SHE STILL USES A PHONE WITH A CORD!

/otherwise I don't get it


encrypted-tbn2.google.com
2012-04-24 04:03:45 PM
1 votes:
www.ragetrolling.com

/hot, like RW outrage.
2012-04-24 03:30:15 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com

More like MOOchelle, right nurse?

You pooped yourself again, ma'am.
2012-04-24 03:23:36 PM
1 votes:
weave: Allene177

I keep saying, that Dumbama and Moocherella should leave a few days before the Jan 20, 2013 inauguration so the W.H. can be thoroughly fumigated and disinfected. God only knows what they have brought into the W.H.


My God, who let those black people into the White House.


I know, right!? How dare they get their N1@@er juice all over a place this 300+ lb kit-kat and capri sun stained mu-mu wearing, hoverround riding, America loving patriot will probably never get security clearance to visit because they've been prosecuted for scamming people with fake 9/11 memorabilia because they love America so much America! The NERVE!
2012-04-24 03:13:37 PM
1 votes:
Go away, dead fat man.
2012-04-24 03:04:47 PM
1 votes:
Breitbart is dead, lol
2012-04-24 02:54:24 PM
1 votes:
Pants full of macaroni!!: Rapmaster2000: Moocherella

I am SO stealing that.


It sounds like a stoner foodie dessert made of Moose Munch and Nutella, turned into a confectionary bar like a blondie.
2012-04-24 02:45:15 PM
1 votes:
thomps: no, i wouldn't mind if he showed up in the video and started helping out. i mean, i wouldn't prefer it, but whatever. he just kind of stands there in the background talking about the economy while staring intensely into the camera.

In mine, he's always in the unnecessary close-up of the guy's face. Usually it's a lot of boning, then the camera zooms in on the face of the guy doing the boning because that's totally what you want to see when you're jacking it. Now, ever since Dumbama got elected, the camera zooms on his face just before the money shot.
2012-04-24 02:41:54 PM
1 votes:
lennavan: thomps: Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!

i don't mind his incessant need to interrupt my sporting events, but i'd really prefer it if obama would stop editing inserting himself into the middle of all of my favorite streaming porn videos.

You were one word away from double entendre awesomeness.


no, i wouldn't mind if he showed up in the video and started helping out. i mean, i wouldn't prefer it, but whatever. he just kind of stands there in the background talking about the economy while staring intensely into the camera.
2012-04-24 02:35:17 PM
1 votes:
Rapmaster2000: Lumpmoose:
Laura Bush stuck to education and literacy and Michelle Obama is sticking to general healthy living so they should be off-limits from personal attacks. TFA's author is a douche.

Healthy living is a partisan issue now because Moochelle Fartbongo is FORCING Americans to feel bad about all these fat kids lumbering around on their little wobbly thighs.

Christ, I was at the mall the other day and there was this huge woman with a fat six or seven year old. Fat at six years-old? How is that possible?


Ladies and gentlemen, it's Tim Minchin... (NSFW)
2012-04-24 02:31:35 PM
1 votes:
I believe this automatically makes Todd Palin the First Lady of the United States.
2012-04-24 02:13:10 PM
1 votes:
That waste of webspace needs to go to the Stygian Hell its creator was banished to
2012-04-24 01:01:12 PM
1 votes:
Allene177

I keep saying, that Dumbama and Moocherella should leave a few days before the Jan 20, 2013 inauguration so the W.H. can be thoroughly fumigated and disinfected. God only knows what they have brought into the W.H.


My God, who let those black people into the White House.
2012-04-24 12:32:49 PM
1 votes:
BROOD OF VIPERS!!
2012-04-24 12:12:45 PM
1 votes:
Fartbongo and the FLATUS. There's a pattern here, people!
2012-04-24 11:48:56 AM
1 votes:
Does anybody with a brain take the clowns at Breitbart.com seriously about anything?

Really... Reading that site is like looking over the minutes of a group therapy session for patients with severe head trauma.
2012-04-24 11:22:31 AM
1 votes:
thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.

To be fair, it seems to be working for Palin and Bachmann...
2012-04-24 11:13:25 AM
1 votes:
the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.
2012-04-24 11:12:21 AM
1 votes:
We get it. She's healthy.
2012-04-24 11:05:55 AM
1 votes:
Somebody should pull that stick out of Wm. Bigelow's ass and whack him in the head with it.
Acting like, and mingling with real people is certainly offensive to all.
 
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