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(Breitbart.com)   Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Tuesday, April 24: Michelle Obama sweated while filming an exercise segment in the East Room of the White House, thus disrespecting the role of FLOTUS and making us look weak in the eyes of the Soviets   (breitbart.com) divider line 29
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2012-04-24 03:15:39 PM  
4 votes:
www.exercisereports.com

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.
2012-04-24 03:36:39 PM  
3 votes:
Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.
2012-04-24 11:57:20 AM  
3 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Great comments on there:


JEANIE4
How many gals are so vain you make sure your lip stick matches your tee shirt for the camera. Also imagine the hours and money it must take to assure that your lip stick is c0-ordinated at all times. She sure is in a category all her own. I wonder if she pays for all this or gets it free because she's FLOTUS.

I'm curious if this woman is actually shocked that another woman makes an effort to coordinate her look or if she's just nitpicking. Also, I like the effort to stick a 0 in anything related to 0bama. I wonder if he b0ught s0me t0mat0es f0r his salad.


Dear Jeanie -
You sound like a fat, racist, jealous harpie. Caring about one's appearance is a good thing. Tshirts and lipstick aren't expensive and before she was FLOTUS Michelle made more money than your tacky cracker ass could imagine having.
PS You will never be on TeeVee.

Warm Regards -
Abbey
2012-04-24 11:07:42 AM  
3 votes:
WE GET IT. SHE'S BLACK.
2012-04-24 04:03:45 PM  
2 votes:
www.ragetrolling.com

/hot, like RW outrage.
2012-04-24 03:13:37 PM  
2 votes:
Go away, dead fat man.
2012-04-24 03:00:32 PM  
2 votes:
She outlived Breitbart. Maybe he should have followed some of her health advice.
2012-04-24 02:33:10 PM  
2 votes:
www.regretsy.com

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL
2012-04-24 12:05:54 PM  
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.


plus a "morons to the sun" space race would reinvigorate a love of math and science in today's youth, the price of gold would fall back to rational levels, and the job openings at the jiffy lube would help get people back to work.
2012-04-24 11:12:21 AM  
2 votes:
We get it. She's healthy.
2012-04-25 11:43:16 AM  
1 votes:
@Skullrusher

I get that you're some kind of 'evolved troll' working the narrow furrows of pedantry and hair-splitting semantics.. and that's fine.. but it makes your posts so boring? and that makes me sad.
2012-04-24 09:38:38 PM  
1 votes:
Meanwhile, Betty Ford has a drug rehab clinic for rich people named after her.
2012-04-24 07:40:51 PM  
1 votes:
"Just say no to drugs." -- OK
"Read a book." -- OK
"Eat healthy foods and exercise." -- RAAAAAAAWRRRRR!

You MFers are idiots.
2012-04-24 04:22:27 PM  
1 votes:

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here


Half the media calls this woman fat, and the other half doesn't say a word about it.

And we wonder why little girls have body image issues.
2012-04-24 04:03:22 PM  
1 votes:
When was the last time you had a meaningful conversation about politics?

THAT means their PR machine is working as intended.
2012-04-24 03:08:05 PM  
1 votes:
Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.
2012-04-24 03:04:47 PM  
1 votes:
Breitbart is dead, lol
2012-04-24 03:01:48 PM  
1 votes:

theorellior: LOL ISN'T THIS FUNNY GUIZE HAHAHAH MOOCHELLE!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 465x312]


Conservative "humor" causes me physical discomfort. It's like searing gas pains.

To paraphrase Seinfeld, it doesn't offend me as a liberal. It offends me as a comedian.
2012-04-24 02:59:16 PM  
1 votes:
I'd like to see the draft-dodging dough boys drop and give twenty.

www.thegrio.com
2012-04-24 02:55:10 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Lumpmoose:
Laura Bush stuck to education and literacy and Michelle Obama is sticking to general healthy living so they should be off-limits from personal attacks. TFA's author is a douche.

Healthy living is a partisan issue now because Moochelle Fartbongo is FORCING Americans to feel bad about all these fat kids lumbering around on their little wobbly thighs.

Christ, I was at the mall the other day and there was this huge woman with a fat six or seven year old. Fat at six years-old? How is that possible?


CSB time:

In the evenings, I coach a community swim team for little kids at the local aquatic center. Last winter, there was a little girl who was about 8, and ENORMOUSLY fat. She couldn't even climb out of the swimming pool on her own. Normally I would grab her hands and lift her out, and as long as she was in shallow water, where she could put some of her weight on her feet, I could lift her.

Well, one weekend we had a competition at a pool with deep water. When she finished her race, I went over to help her out, because she was stuck (again). I tried to lift her up, and I couldn't. I had to get another guy to come help me (and I bench press 245, I am not weak by any means), and it took two fully grown men to pull this girl out of the water. She's. Farking. 8.

Republicans are apparently FURIOUS that Michelle Obama would dare try to make better nutritional options and information available to this girl and her family. And that fact alone tells me all I need to know about the GOP as a party.
2012-04-24 02:37:47 PM  
1 votes:

thomps: Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!

i don't mind his incessant need to interrupt my sporting events, but i'd really prefer it if obama would stop editing inserting himself into the middle of all of my favorite streaming porn videos.


You were one word away from double entendre awesomeness.
2012-04-24 02:33:46 PM  
1 votes:
I don't click on Breitfart links any more. Is this really what the article says?
2012-04-24 02:13:10 PM  
1 votes:
That waste of webspace needs to go to the Stygian Hell its creator was banished to
2012-04-24 12:08:27 PM  
1 votes:

thomps: dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.

plus a "morons to the sun" space race would reinvigorate a love of math and science in today's youth, the price of gold would fall back to rational levels, and the job openings at the jiffy lube would help get people back to work.


We could raise money for charity by sponsoring the participants.
2012-04-24 12:01:50 PM  
1 votes:
There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.
2012-04-24 11:44:03 AM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!



In fairness, black people all look the same to them.
2012-04-24 11:27:24 AM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.


True of all first children during that time of their life I'm afraid. And while I love having a young First Family in terms of sentiment, I really feel bad for the children.
2012-04-24 11:22:39 AM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.

I can't wait for Sasha and Malia to become the new Olsen twins.


Unfortunately for Malia, she's entering her awkward teens which will be the time for the right wingosphere to continually bring up how ugly she is.

That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.
2012-04-24 11:08:17 AM  
1 votes:
The East Room of the White House was also where Andrew Jackson threw an inaugural ball that made most Frat parties look like a luncheon at the Vicars.
 
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