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(Breitbart.com)   Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Tuesday, April 24: Michelle Obama sweated while filming an exercise segment in the East Room of the White House, thus disrespecting the role of FLOTUS and making us look weak in the eyes of the Soviets   (breitbart.com) divider line 243
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2012-04-24 10:56:52 AM
Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!
 
2012-04-24 11:05:55 AM
Somebody should pull that stick out of Wm. Bigelow's ass and whack him in the head with it.
Acting like, and mingling with real people is certainly offensive to all.
 
2012-04-24 11:07:40 AM

Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!


i don't mind his incessant need to interrupt my sporting events, but i'd really prefer it if obama would stop editing himself into the middle of all of my favorite streaming porn videos.
 
2012-04-24 11:07:42 AM
WE GET IT. SHE'S BLACK.
 
2012-04-24 11:07:51 AM
Ahhh...the ladies don't sweat, they glisten tote.

Real women sweat when they work hard. Real women sweat when they play hard. The best way to tell if a gal is worth your time is to see how much effort she puts in.

I don't trust the shrinking violets who are afraid of spoiling their appearance with work or fun. Give it all you got, or go home.
 
2012-04-24 11:08:17 AM
The East Room of the White House was also where Andrew Jackson threw an inaugural ball that made most Frat parties look like a luncheon at the Vicars.
 
2012-04-24 11:09:46 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Damn FLAUTAS all over the TV, making me hungry.
 
2012-04-24 11:12:21 AM
We get it. She's healthy.
 
2012-04-24 11:13:20 AM
Sarah Palin is automatically Second Lady and President Obama has to convert to Mormonism.
 
2012-04-24 11:13:25 AM
the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.
 
2012-04-24 11:15:20 AM
It's OK to say you'd like to have a beer with Dubya. But it's a sin for Obama to appear like one of us.

Sounds like Breitbart is just upset that the Obamas have effectively thwarted their campaign to portray the couple as different, foreign, other, unclassed, and ignorant and disrespectful of "our ways."

Smells like victory to me.
 
2012-04-24 11:15:26 AM
Great comments on there:

ALLENE177
I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do, the remote is always VERY close at hand. As soon as Dumbama or Moocherella's ugly faces appear, I change channels. Just the sight or sound of them makes me want to puke.


Protip: when I'm trolling the local rag, I always say "X makes me want to PUKE!" For some reason, wanting to puke is a strong right-wing rebuke. It's very common among these people. Personally, something like shots of Jack on a empty stomach with a hangover make me want to puke more than seeing Obama... err Dumbama on TV.

ALBERTOSAURUS1
Michelle Obama may be on the verge of substantial national fame and influence. Hillary Clinton really took off as political celebrity when her husband the President was caught schtupping the help. All the networks wanted to interview her. Somehow she became plausible as a US Senator despite her former lack of experience in high political office.

So if and when the allegations of Barrack's homosexuality blossom into a full blown scandal, we'll be seeing a lot of her on the Sunday political news shows.


Obama is gay too. That's how much he sucks.

JEANIE4
How many gals are so vain you make sure your lip stick matches your tee shirt for the camera. Also imagine the hours and money it must take to assure that your lip stick is c0-ordinated at all times. She sure is in a category all her own. I wonder if she pays for all this or gets it free because she's FLOTUS.


I'm curious if this woman is actually shocked that another woman makes an effort to coordinate her look or if she's just nitpicking. Also, I like the effort to stick a 0 in anything related to 0bama. I wonder if he b0ught s0me t0mat0es f0r his salad.
 
2012-04-24 11:16:08 AM

thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.


I can't wait for Sasha and Malia to become the new Olsen twins.
 
2012-04-24 11:22:31 AM

thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.


To be fair, it seems to be working for Palin and Bachmann...
 
2012-04-24 11:22:39 AM

Diogenes: thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.

I can't wait for Sasha and Malia to become the new Olsen twins.


Unfortunately for Malia, she's entering her awkward teens which will be the time for the right wingosphere to continually bring up how ugly she is.

That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.
 
2012-04-24 11:27:24 AM

Rapmaster2000: That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.


True of all first children during that time of their life I'm afraid. And while I love having a young First Family in terms of sentiment, I really feel bad for the children.
 
2012-04-24 11:31:20 AM

Rapmaster2000:

That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.


Just like Clintons. I think they are just upset that she can do more situps than they can.
 
2012-04-24 11:32:26 AM

Diogenes: Rapmaster2000: That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.

True of all first children during that time of their life I'm afraid. And while I love having a young First Family in terms of sentiment, I really feel bad for the children.


i just feel bad for rush limbaugh, no longer having his tv show makes it much harder to do visual jokes about the ugliness of his political enemies' children.
 
2012-04-24 11:32:50 AM
I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.
 
2012-04-24 11:44:03 AM

Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!



In fairness, black people all look the same to them.
 
2012-04-24 11:44:06 AM

vygramul: I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.


Hillary Clinton and Barbara Bush disagree
 
2012-04-24 11:47:45 AM
Speaking as a conservative, normally I have absolutely no interest one way or the other in Michelle Obama. Any coverage of her is too much, unless she's encouraging literacy or some such other worthy apolitical cause. Exercise is a fine cause, and if you don't sweat, you're not exercising.

/Unless you're Alexander Putin, and you can slay three bears blindfolded with one hand while defeating Nazis to recover the Lost Ark with the other. And not sweat.
 
2012-04-24 11:48:56 AM
Does anybody with a brain take the clowns at Breitbart.com seriously about anything?

Really... Reading that site is like looking over the minutes of a group therapy session for patients with severe head trauma.
 
2012-04-24 11:49:33 AM

Galloping Galoshes: Any coverage of her


Or any other FLOTUS. Just to clarify.
/Unless FLOTUS is seriously ill. Then it's news.
 
2012-04-24 11:50:19 AM

Diogenes: It's OK to say you'd like to have a beer with Dubya. But it's a sin for Obama to appear like one of us.


I never did get that argument. Yeah, maybe Bush would have been a guy to kick back with some cold ones, but think about all the folks you have beers with. How many of those would you want to be President?
 
2012-04-24 11:57:20 AM

Rapmaster2000: Great comments on there:


JEANIE4
How many gals are so vain you make sure your lip stick matches your tee shirt for the camera. Also imagine the hours and money it must take to assure that your lip stick is c0-ordinated at all times. She sure is in a category all her own. I wonder if she pays for all this or gets it free because she's FLOTUS.

I'm curious if this woman is actually shocked that another woman makes an effort to coordinate her look or if she's just nitpicking. Also, I like the effort to stick a 0 in anything related to 0bama. I wonder if he b0ught s0me t0mat0es f0r his salad.


Dear Jeanie -
You sound like a fat, racist, jealous harpie. Caring about one's appearance is a good thing. Tshirts and lipstick aren't expensive and before she was FLOTUS Michelle made more money than your tacky cracker ass could imagine having.
PS You will never be on TeeVee.

Warm Regards -
Abbey
 
2012-04-24 11:58:22 AM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: vygramul: I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.

Hillary Clinton and Barbara Bush disagree


So it's only Ann Romney we're supposed to leave alone?
 
2012-04-24 11:58:34 AM

SurfaceTension: Diogenes: It's OK to say you'd like to have a beer with Dubya. But it's a sin for Obama to appear like one of us.

I never did get that argument. Yeah, maybe Bush would have been a guy to kick back with some cold ones, but think about all the folks you have beers with. How many of those would you want to be President?


Well, it is funny when you think of it like that. But it really has become more metaphorical. It implies relatable, down to earth, someone you can easily understand, etc. etc. I don't think it implies "commoner" or "loud drunk douchebag at the local dive who's fun but kind of an asshole".

And that's exactly what's at play here in this hit piece. If Breitbart can't disrupt the "good people who you can relate to" thing the Obamas have going, they attack the couple for being undignified and classless.

It's the same no-win, hypocritical standards trap. And the Obamas will continue to maneuver around it.
 
2012-04-24 11:59:36 AM

vygramul: Contrabulous Flabtraption: vygramul: I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.

Hillary Clinton and Barbara Bush disagree

So it's only Ann Romney we're supposed to leave alone?


uhhh...what?
 
2012-04-24 12:01:50 PM
There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.
 
2012-04-24 12:05:54 PM

dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.


plus a "morons to the sun" space race would reinvigorate a love of math and science in today's youth, the price of gold would fall back to rational levels, and the job openings at the jiffy lube would help get people back to work.
 
2012-04-24 12:08:27 PM

thomps: dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.

plus a "morons to the sun" space race would reinvigorate a love of math and science in today's youth, the price of gold would fall back to rational levels, and the job openings at the jiffy lube would help get people back to work.


We could raise money for charity by sponsoring the participants.
 
2012-04-24 12:12:45 PM
Fartbongo and the FLATUS. There's a pattern here, people!
 
2012-04-24 12:13:06 PM

dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.


This why I love USAToday's new comment setup that links directly to facebook so you can read about people you'd never meet in real life. My personal favorite is this guy that speaks of demons in his computers and says "BROOD OF VIPERS" when he's frustrated. I've started saying it.
 
2012-04-24 12:13:16 PM
This is some hilarious shiat.
 
2012-04-24 12:14:00 PM

AbbeySomeone: thomps: dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.

plus a "morons to the sun" space race would reinvigorate a love of math and science in today's youth, the price of gold would fall back to rational levels, and the job openings at the jiffy lube would help get people back to work.

We could raise money for charity by sponsoring the participants.


we could turn it into a reality show survivor style dance contest where participants have to dance each week while en route to the sun. losers are ejected into deep space and the winner gets to be emperor of the sun. plus it's a virtuous cycle, because we can identify candidates for the next season by keeping track of who actively votes for their favorite dancers.
 
2012-04-24 12:15:56 PM

Rapmaster2000: dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.

This why I love USAToday's new comment setup that links directly to facebook so you can read about people you'd never meet in real life. My personal favorite is this guy that speaks of demons in his computers and says "BROOD OF VIPERS" when he's frustrated. I've started saying it.


sometimes when work is slow i go to sarah palin's FB page for much the same reason. except, by and large the commenters there have boring FBs and are only friends with their nieces and nephews.
 
2012-04-24 12:18:38 PM

BKITU: Fartbongo and the FLATUS. There's a pattern here, people!


Why are they so obsessed with butt stuff?
 
2012-04-24 12:24:53 PM

SurfaceTension: Diogenes: It's OK to say you'd like to have a beer with Dubya. But it's a sin for Obama to appear like one of us.

I never did get that argument. Yeah, maybe Bush would have been a guy to kick back with some cold ones, but think about all the folks you have beers with. How many of those would you want to be President?


Recovering alcoholics are the best guys to have a beer with. When they fall of the wagon, it's epic.
 
2012-04-24 12:27:43 PM

Diogenes: Sounds like Breitbart is just upset that the Obamas have effectively thwarted their campaign to portray the couple as different, foreign, other, unclassed, and ignorant and disrespectful of "our ways."


NnnnNNNnnzzzhhhh Zombie Breitbart want COCAAAAAAAINES
 
2012-04-24 12:29:58 PM

Sgt Otter: SurfaceTension: Diogenes: It's OK to say you'd like to have a beer with Dubya. But it's a sin for Obama to appear like one of us.

I never did get that argument. Yeah, maybe Bush would have been a guy to kick back with some cold ones, but think about all the folks you have beers with. How many of those would you want to be President?

Recovering alcoholics are the best guys to have a beer with. When they fall of the wagon, it's epic.


They have a disease.
 
2012-04-24 12:31:40 PM

BKITU: Fartbongo and the FLATUS. There's a pattern here, people!


I read that to the tune of Benny and the Jets.

"F-F-F-F-Fartbongo and the FLATUS."
 
2012-04-24 12:32:49 PM
BROOD OF VIPERS!!
 
2012-04-24 12:33:17 PM
Oh noes!!1!

Cry me a river you pussies.
 
2012-04-24 12:35:49 PM
This almost as bad as Fartbongo rolling up his sleeves and ordering a pizza!

TO THE OVAL OFFICE!!1!
 
2012-04-24 12:39:50 PM
I guaran-damn-tee that if Mr and Mrs Obama weren't on TV enough (whatever the RW's definition of enough is at that moment) the first thing you'd hear out of their mouths and their dumb blogs is "why is the President and his wife so private? What are they hiding? Why all the seclusion? Makes you think".
 
2012-04-24 12:41:36 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: I guaran-damn-tee that if Mr and Mrs Obama weren't on TV enough (whatever the RW's definition of enough is at that moment) the first thing you'd hear out of their mouths and their dumb blogs is "why is the President and his wife so private? What are they hiding? Why all the seclusion? Makes you think".


yes, brietbart would probably still be publishing content in that alternate universe.
 
2012-04-24 12:50:24 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-04-24 01:01:12 PM
Allene177

I keep saying, that Dumbama and Moocherella should leave a few days before the Jan 20, 2013 inauguration so the W.H. can be thoroughly fumigated and disinfected. God only knows what they have brought into the W.H.


My God, who let those black people into the White House.
 
2012-04-24 01:04:35 PM

vygramul: Contrabulous Flabtraption: vygramul: I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.

Hillary Clinton and Barbara Bush disagree

So it's only Ann Romney we're supposed to leave alone?


I don't know about Barbara Bush. Hillary Clinton plunged into politics with the 90s health care debate and other policy initiatives, so she was fair game as First Lady. Ann Romney is a little more gray since Romney was using her as a political shield and now she's dipping her toe into punditry.

Laura Bush stuck to education and literacy and Michelle Obama is sticking to general healthy living so they should be off-limits from personal attacks. TFA's author is a douche.
 
2012-04-24 01:13:44 PM

Lumpmoose:
Laura Bush stuck to education and literacy and Michelle Obama is sticking to general healthy living so they should be off-limits from personal attacks. TFA's author is a douche.


Healthy living is a partisan issue now because Moochelle Fartbongo is FORCING Americans to feel bad about all these fat kids lumbering around on their little wobbly thighs.

Christ, I was at the mall the other day and there was this huge woman with a fat six or seven year old. Fat at six years-old? How is that possible?
 
2012-04-24 02:13:10 PM
That waste of webspace needs to go to the Stygian Hell its creator was banished to
 
2012-04-24 02:25:09 PM
Wait, the First Lady of the United States is allowed to hold events of her own choosing in the White House? How horrible! No wonder the right wing hates him so much!
 
2012-04-24 02:31:35 PM
I believe this automatically makes Todd Palin the First Lady of the United States.
 
2012-04-24 02:33:10 PM
www.regretsy.com

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL
 
2012-04-24 02:33:46 PM
I don't click on Breitfart links any more. Is this really what the article says?
 
2012-04-24 02:35:17 PM

Rapmaster2000: Lumpmoose:
Laura Bush stuck to education and literacy and Michelle Obama is sticking to general healthy living so they should be off-limits from personal attacks. TFA's author is a douche.

Healthy living is a partisan issue now because Moochelle Fartbongo is FORCING Americans to feel bad about all these fat kids lumbering around on their little wobbly thighs.

Christ, I was at the mall the other day and there was this huge woman with a fat six or seven year old. Fat at six years-old? How is that possible?


Ladies and gentlemen, it's Tim Minchin... (NSFW)
 
2012-04-24 02:36:24 PM
Can we now have a national discussion about murdering conservative bloggers until they tone it down a bit? I know they'll blame Saul Alinsky and Bill Ayers for their murders, but it would be worth it.
 
2012-04-24 02:36:40 PM
To: going hot

I am so sick of seeing that Black Panther, Alinsky, Ayers, Communist, corruption loving Chicago thug on TV.

She is like Joe Stalin's wife. "All celebrate the brilliant wife of our fearless Communist leader! or else!"

3 posted on Monday, April 23, 2012 11:36:10 AM by whitedog57
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To: Justaham

And every time her butt ugly face comes on my TV, I change the channel.

4 posted on Monday, April 23, 2012 11:36:59 AM by mom4melody
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2012-04-24 02:37:47 PM

thomps: Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!

i don't mind his incessant need to interrupt my sporting events, but i'd really prefer it if obama would stop editing inserting himself into the middle of all of my favorite streaming porn videos.


You were one word away from double entendre awesomeness.
 
2012-04-24 02:38:17 PM
coeyagi & Jake Havechek: It's like you're working as a team.
 
2012-04-24 02:38:30 PM
The right wing blogs are not just copying the Onion. How lazy!

Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone
 
2012-04-24 02:40:50 PM
Just want to leave this here.
You are all weak
 
2012-04-24 02:41:29 PM
yes, she has a "big ass" and she is "uppity" and she has "no respect" and she sent out a letter saying "get his back" and has "no class" ... I wonder what other word you'd like to call her...hmmmmmm
 
2012-04-24 02:41:38 PM
I can't imagine why anyone would think opposition to Obama is motivated purely by derangement and racism after reading the comment section.
 
2012-04-24 02:41:54 PM

lennavan: thomps: Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!

i don't mind his incessant need to interrupt my sporting events, but i'd really prefer it if obama would stop editing inserting himself into the middle of all of my favorite streaming porn videos.

You were one word away from double entendre awesomeness.


no, i wouldn't mind if he showed up in the video and started helping out. i mean, i wouldn't prefer it, but whatever. he just kind of stands there in the background talking about the economy while staring intensely into the camera.
 
2012-04-24 02:42:03 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Speaking as a conservative, normally I have absolutely no interest one way or the other in Michelle Obama. Any coverage of her is too much, unless she's encouraging literacy or some such other worthy apolitical cause. Exercise is a fine cause, and if you don't sweat, you're not exercising.

/Unless you're Alexander Putin, and you can slay three bears blindfolded with one hand while defeating Nazis to recover the Lost Ark with the other. And not sweat.


Who's Alexander Putin?
 
2012-04-24 02:43:36 PM

coeyagi: Can we now have a national discussion about murdering conservative bloggers until they tone it down a bit? I know they'll blame Saul Alinsky and Bill Ayers for their murders, but it would be worth it.


Jake Havechek: To: going hot

I am so sick of seeing that Black Panther, Alinsky, Ayers, Communist, corruption loving Chicago thug on TV.

She is like Joe Stalin's wife. "All celebrate the brilliant wife of our fearless Communist leader! or else!"

3 posted on Monday, April 23, 2012 11:36:10 AM by whitedog57
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I love how the right wing has made Saul Alinsky and Bill Ayers household names among them when you know there is absolutely no chance 98% of the assholes using their names as shorthand for "evil communists that embody everything bad in the world that threatens America" had no idea who they were or what they said before they were "connected" to Obama. Same thing with Jeremiah Wright. Outspoken black preacher with some minor notability that nobody heard of became THE MOST AMERICA HATING RACIST PREACHER EVER when he was linked to Obama and the right wing needed a scandal. Just like how Derrick Bell was a distinguished law professor in Harvard who pioneered an academic theory that nobody heard of became THE MOST RACIST AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LIBERAL PROFESSOR EVER when he was linked to Obama and the right wing needed a scandal.
 
2012-04-24 02:43:45 PM
I tell ya, I've never even heard of Bill Ayers or this Alinsky motherfarker until I read about them in freerepublic.
 
2012-04-24 02:44:49 PM

AbbeySomeone: Sgt Otter: SurfaceTension: Diogenes: It's OK to say you'd like to have a beer with Dubya. But it's a sin for Obama to appear like one of us.

I never did get that argument. Yeah, maybe Bush would have been a guy to kick back with some cold ones, but think about all the folks you have beers with. How many of those would you want to be President?

Recovering alcoholics are the best guys to have a beer with. When they fall of the wagon, it's epic.

They have a disease.


Damnit, George, you are an alcoholic.

Damnit, George, you have lupus.

One of those doesn't sound right.
 
2012-04-24 02:45:15 PM

thomps: no, i wouldn't mind if he showed up in the video and started helping out. i mean, i wouldn't prefer it, but whatever. he just kind of stands there in the background talking about the economy while staring intensely into the camera.


In mine, he's always in the unnecessary close-up of the guy's face. Usually it's a lot of boning, then the camera zooms in on the face of the guy doing the boning because that's totally what you want to see when you're jacking it. Now, ever since Dumbama got elected, the camera zooms on his face just before the money shot.
 
2012-04-24 02:46:18 PM
You know, I watch a lot of TV. Like, way more than I should, and I very rarely see any of the Obamas outside of the news. Am I watching the wrong channels? How often is everyone else seeing them?
 
2012-04-24 02:49:54 PM

Rapmaster2000: ALLENE177
I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do, the remote is always VERY close at hand. As soon as Dumbama or Moocherella's ugly faces appear, I change channels. Just the sight or sound of them makes me want to puke.


They appear to have the same reaction to the President and First Lady as I do to the commercials for California's Great America where a family does high pitched screaming for 30 seconds.

Why so angry?
 
2012-04-24 02:51:03 PM

Rapmaster2000: Moocherella


I am SO stealing that.

Rapmaster2000: Unfortunately for Malia, she's entering her awkward teens which will be the time for the right wingosphere to continually bring up how ugly she is.

That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.


But remember, Rick Santorum's kids are OFF LIMITS!!!
 
2012-04-24 02:51:54 PM

Jake Havechek: I tell ya, I've never even heard of Bill Ayers or this Alinsky motherfarker until I read about them in freerepublic.


What? Like most lib children I had their posters in my bedroom up next to the one of Kim Jong-Il dunking it over Patrick Ewing.
 
2012-04-24 02:52:21 PM
img0.fark.net it's like a zombie img0.fark.net

No click from the beyond. How is this even a thing anymore?
 
2012-04-24 02:54:24 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Rapmaster2000: Moocherella

I am SO stealing that.


It sounds like a stoner foodie dessert made of Moose Munch and Nutella, turned into a confectionary bar like a blondie.
 
2012-04-24 02:54:35 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Rapmaster2000: Moocherella

I am SO stealing that.

Rapmaster2000: Unfortunately for Malia, she's entering her awkward teens which will be the time for the right wingosphere to continually bring up how ugly she is.

That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.

But remember, Rick Santorum's kids are OFF LIMITS!!!


"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." - John McCain.
 
2012-04-24 02:55:10 PM

Rapmaster2000: Lumpmoose:
Laura Bush stuck to education and literacy and Michelle Obama is sticking to general healthy living so they should be off-limits from personal attacks. TFA's author is a douche.

Healthy living is a partisan issue now because Moochelle Fartbongo is FORCING Americans to feel bad about all these fat kids lumbering around on their little wobbly thighs.

Christ, I was at the mall the other day and there was this huge woman with a fat six or seven year old. Fat at six years-old? How is that possible?


CSB time:

In the evenings, I coach a community swim team for little kids at the local aquatic center. Last winter, there was a little girl who was about 8, and ENORMOUSLY fat. She couldn't even climb out of the swimming pool on her own. Normally I would grab her hands and lift her out, and as long as she was in shallow water, where she could put some of her weight on her feet, I could lift her.

Well, one weekend we had a competition at a pool with deep water. When she finished her race, I went over to help her out, because she was stuck (again). I tried to lift her up, and I couldn't. I had to get another guy to come help me (and I bench press 245, I am not weak by any means), and it took two fully grown men to pull this girl out of the water. She's. Farking. 8.

Republicans are apparently FURIOUS that Michelle Obama would dare try to make better nutritional options and information available to this girl and her family. And that fact alone tells me all I need to know about the GOP as a party.
 
2012-04-24 02:55:36 PM
Im shocked that more white people don't simply drop dead from the severe butt hurt of having a Gentleman of Color in the white house.
 
2012-04-24 02:55:39 PM
LOL ISN'T THIS FUNNY GUIZE HAHAHAH MOOCHELLE!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-24 02:56:32 PM

Jubeebee: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]

Damn FLAUTAS all over the TV, making me hungry.


images.wikia.com
R.I.P. Flotter
 
2012-04-24 02:57:09 PM

I think I speak for all sane people when I say:

SHUT UP, YOU COCKS!


Seriously, quit with the manufactured outrages. Quit trying to throw crap against the wall just to see if it might stick. I have many issues concerning the way that the Obama administration has handled things, but if you're upset about FLOTUS promoting a healthy lifestyle, you just need to kill yourself because YOU are what's wrong about American politics.
 
2012-04-24 02:57:12 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-24 02:58:21 PM
Man, if the folks at Breitbart don't settle down someone over there is going to have a heart attack.
 
2012-04-24 02:58:51 PM
No comment on the use of "Soviets"? Well, that ends now.
 
2012-04-24 02:59:16 PM
I'd like to see the draft-dodging dough boys drop and give twenty.

www.thegrio.com
 
2012-04-24 03:00:32 PM
She outlived Breitbart. Maybe he should have followed some of her health advice.
 
2012-04-24 03:01:48 PM

theorellior: LOL ISN'T THIS FUNNY GUIZE HAHAHAH MOOCHELLE!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 465x312]


Conservative "humor" causes me physical discomfort. It's like searing gas pains.

To paraphrase Seinfeld, it doesn't offend me as a liberal. It offends me as a comedian.
 
2012-04-24 03:02:33 PM

what_now: BROOD OF VIPERS!!


BOB SAGAT!!
 
2012-04-24 03:04:08 PM
Funny thing is, Breitbart is currently serving as a Tucks pad for Strom Thurmond.

Best part... forever.
 
2012-04-24 03:04:47 PM
Breitbart is dead, lol
 
2012-04-24 03:04:47 PM

HotWingConspiracy: [www.regretsy.com image 580x500]

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL


I think that one of my summer projects will involve trying to decode and comprehend that image.

/[mymindisfulloffark.jpg]
 
2012-04-24 03:05:17 PM

HotWingConspiracy: [www.regretsy.com image 580x500]

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL


CF4L!
 
2012-04-24 03:06:02 PM

Lochsteppe: HotWingConspiracy: [www.regretsy.com image 580x500]

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL

I think that one of my summer projects will involve trying to decode and comprehend that image.

/[mymindisfulloffark.jpg]


Regretsy.com
 
2012-04-24 03:07:02 PM
You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...
 
2012-04-24 03:07:05 PM
"This dwarfs the number of appearances former First Lady Laura Bush made during the first three and a half years of her husband's first term, when she was on 12 shows."

That's because the rest of the time she was dosed up higher than a kite... Even then, they glassy gleam was in her eyes.

I can't believe they can't generate ANYTHING more creative than this bullshiat. Was Brietbart the true creative genius behind this site? Does NOBODY have anything that would at least score points for originality?
 
2012-04-24 03:08:05 PM
Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.
 
2012-04-24 03:08:14 PM
Laura Bush was on Valium most of the time.
 
2012-04-24 03:09:06 PM
Outrageous. Reagan ended the Cold War with nary a drop of ball sweat in his 8 year tenure.
 
2012-04-24 03:10:23 PM

Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!


i121.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 03:10:43 PM
Car_Ramrod

You know, I watch a lot of TV. Like, way more than I should, and I very rarely see any of the Obamas outside of the news. Am I watching the wrong channels? How often is everyone else seeing them?



Yeah...I don't think they've been on your NASCAR channel, yet.
 
2012-04-24 03:11:58 PM

Agneska: You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...


Exercise is ghetto?
 
2012-04-24 03:13:24 PM

Car_Ramrod: You know, I watch a lot of TV. Like, way more than I should, and I very rarely see any of the Obamas outside of the news. Am I watching the wrong channels? How often is everyone else seeing them?


Obviously, you aren't watching "virtually every major sporting event", what are you, a Commie?
 
2012-04-24 03:13:27 PM
It's been a while since I added anything, but outrage at exercise had to go on the Fauxrage Wall Of Shame. Things that the Republiconservabertarians have gotten their Hanes in a twist about since 2009. On the fancy mustard, under the action figure, next to tanning salons and American-grown salads.

i39.tinypic.com

Jake Havechek: Laura Bush was on Valium most of the time.


familyguycutaways.com

"That's right, I forgot. Laura Bush killed a guy."
 
2012-04-24 03:13:37 PM
Go away, dead fat man.
 
2012-04-24 03:15:38 PM

BSABSVR: Agneska: You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...

Exercise is ghetto?


www.pumpispumping.com

www.brokencountry.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

Only because lack of it isn't.
 
2012-04-24 03:15:39 PM
www.exercisereports.com

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.
 
2012-04-24 03:17:15 PM
Republicans hate pores.
 
2012-04-24 03:17:38 PM
skullkrusher


Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.



Yeah....you could be married to this guy:

topnews.in
 
2012-04-24 03:19:04 PM

thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.


That, and this one that truly makes me weep...

"angrywithfeds
Just as I was trying to be a good American and be gracious to all comers and stop my racist thoughts..... Michelle NotProudo Ohblamer came to the tellie to spew her BS....thanks to her and her incapable 'beard' I am back to being a FULL-BLOWN RACIST again. F the New Black biatchers too."


seriously? because they are black, this is what it's come to?

At this point, even if I wasn't voting for Obama, I would now.
 
2012-04-24 03:19:47 PM
She's so anti-american with her "health" and all that.

I bet she's never even been white. Not once.
 
2012-04-24 03:19:51 PM

karnal: skullkrusher


Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.


Yeah....you could be married to this guy:

[topnews.in image 323x384]


Close, you need the other side of that coin, though.
 
2012-04-24 03:21:12 PM

Agneska: You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...


You can't take the crypto-racism out of Fark?
 
2012-04-24 03:21:29 PM
tinyarena


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.



Another thing we can thank the Liberals for.....your lack of edumacation because the school was not allowed to flunk you because it might hurt your feelings.
 
2012-04-24 03:23:03 PM

mcwehrle: thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.

That, and this one that truly makes me weep...

"angrywithfeds
Just as I was trying to be a good American and be gracious to all comers and stop my racist thoughts..... Michelle NotProudo Ohblamer came to the tellie to spew her BS....thanks to her and her incapable 'beard' I am back to being a FULL-BLOWN RACIST again. F the New Black biatchers too."


That doesn't even make any sense.

Angrywithfeds: I need to dial back on the racist thoughts.

Michelle Obama: A good diet and moderate exercise are important.

Angrywithfeds: THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! WHITE F*CKING POWER!
 
2012-04-24 03:23:36 PM

weave: Allene177

I keep saying, that Dumbama and Moocherella should leave a few days before the Jan 20, 2013 inauguration so the W.H. can be thoroughly fumigated and disinfected. God only knows what they have brought into the W.H.


My God, who let those black people into the White House.


I know, right!? How dare they get their N1@@er juice all over a place this 300+ lb kit-kat and capri sun stained mu-mu wearing, hoverround riding, America loving patriot will probably never get security clearance to visit because they've been prosecuted for scamming people with fake 9/11 memorabilia because they love America so much America! The NERVE!
 
2012-04-24 03:24:08 PM
Story did nothing, I already had contempt
 
2012-04-24 03:24:17 PM

Bloody William: Agneska: You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...

You can't take the crypto-racism out of Fark?


"crypto"?
 
2012-04-24 03:25:08 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: Bloody William: Agneska: You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...

You can't take the crypto-racism out of Fark?

"crypto"?


Well, those people just get so uppity if you directly call them racists.
 
2012-04-24 03:25:56 PM

VJStinger: weave: Allene177

I keep saying, that Dumbama and Moocherella should leave a few days before the Jan 20, 2013 inauguration so the W.H. can be thoroughly fumigated and disinfected. God only knows what they have brought into the W.H.


My God, who let those black people into the White House.

I know, right!? How dare they get their N1@@er juice all over a place this 300+ lb kit-kat and capri sun stained mu-mu wearing, hoverround riding, America loving patriot will probably never get security clearance to visit because they've been prosecuted for scamming people with fake 9/11 memorabilia because they love America so much America! The NERVE!


gonna take brazillions just to clean the Geri-Curl off the antique sofas.
 
2012-04-24 03:26:35 PM
This is what butthurt looks like. These people have a hurt butt and they need to express it like this. Over the benefits of exercise.
 
2012-04-24 03:27:57 PM
img.photobucket.com

Quick! Grab the chillruns, we gotta get to Denny's before that fat ass Michelle Obama outlaws it!
 
2012-04-24 03:28:30 PM

karnal: tinyarena


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.


Another thing we can thank the Liberals for.....your lack of edumacation because the school was not allowed to flunk you because it might hurt your feelings.


a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!
 
2012-04-24 03:30:15 PM
img.photobucket.com

More like MOOchelle, right nurse?

You pooped yourself again, ma'am.
 
2012-04-24 03:30:28 PM
She's also wearing Adidas. A German company.

The First Lady's a Nazi!
 
2012-04-24 03:30:50 PM
Mikey1969

karnal: skullkrusher


Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.


Yeah....you could be married to this guy:

[topnews.in image 323x384]

Close, you need the other side of that coin, though.



But it's a two headed coin.
koinpro.tripod.comas if you didn't already know that.
 
2012-04-24 03:31:36 PM

tinyarena: a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!


Hey, don't drag me into this quarrel.
 
2012-04-24 03:33:04 PM

karnal: skullkrusher


Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.


Yeah....you could be married to this guy:

[topnews.in image 323x384]


please dude
 
2012-04-24 03:33:07 PM

tinyarena: karnal: tinyarena


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.


Another thing we can thank the Liberals for.....your lack of edumacation because the school was not allowed to flunk you because it might hurt your feelings.

a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!


what a moran!
 
2012-04-24 03:33:23 PM

SisterMaryElephant: VJStinger: weave: Allene177

I keep saying, that Dumbama and Moocherella should leave a few days before the Jan 20, 2013 inauguration so the W.H. can be thoroughly fumigated and disinfected. God only knows what they have brought into the W.H.


My God, who let those black people into the White House.

I know, right!? How dare they get their N1@@er juice all over a place this 300+ lb kit-kat and capri sun stained mu-mu wearing, hoverround riding, America loving patriot will probably never get security clearance to visit because they've been prosecuted for scamming people with fake 9/11 memorabilia because they love America so much America! The NERVE!

gonna take brazillions just to clean the Geri-Curl off the antique sofas.


molecularshyness.files.wordpress.com
Bastards.

Also, what a brazillon might look like:
www.slymf.com
She can clean me any day.
 
2012-04-24 03:35:05 PM
tinyarena


karnal: tinyarena


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.


Another thing we can thank the Liberals for.....your lack of edumacation because the school was not allowed to flunk you because it might hurt your feelings.

a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!



Passing it off as a typo - now that is classy.....and it is typical...not typo.
 
2012-04-24 03:35:18 PM

Bloody William: A Dark Evil Omen: Bloody William: Agneska: You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...

You can't take the crypto-racism out of Fark?

"crypto"?

Well, those people just get so uppity if you directly call them racists.


i17.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 03:36:39 PM
Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.
 
2012-04-24 03:37:56 PM

karnal: tinyarena


karnal: tinyarena


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.


Another thing we can thank the Liberals for.....your lack of edumacation because the school was not allowed to flunk you because it might hurt your feelings.

a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!


Passing it off as a typo - now that is classy.....and it is typical...not typo.


Way to miss the point there champ.

www.xenvideo.com
"That's right. Expelled!"
 
2012-04-24 03:38:43 PM

ArgusRun: Lochsteppe: HotWingConspiracy: [www.regretsy.com image 580x500]

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL

I think that one of my summer projects will involve trying to decode and comprehend that image.

/[mymindisfulloffark.jpg]

Regretsy.com


Ah--thank you. I was a bit concerned that I might have to cut into my Diablo III time for this.
 
2012-04-24 03:40:44 PM

bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.


Don't let conservatives tell you that they don't experience class envy.
 
2012-04-24 03:41:52 PM

hubiestubert: Ahhh...the ladies don't sweat, they glisten tote.

Real women sweat when they work hard. Real women sweat when they play hard. The best way to tell if a gal is worth your time is to see how much effort she puts in.

I don't trust the shrinking violets who are afraid of spoiling their appearance with work or fun. Give it all you got, or go home.


The absolutely hottest women at the gym are the ones who do a real workout. I'm not talking beastly bodybuilders, but a woman who uses freeweights is hot as hell.

Not that there aren't plenty of skinny girls who go to the gym, jog lazily, and then do silly things like put 5 pounds on the seated calf raise and do 50 reps. I still check them out, and they can still be hot, but its a turn off to see people taking the time to go to the gym and then getting so little out of it. It pretty much means they are either stupid or lazy.
 
2012-04-24 03:42:48 PM

sweetmelissa31: Republicans hate pores.


Oh my god I just got this, yesssssss
 
2012-04-24 03:43:05 PM

HotWingConspiracy: [img.photobucket.com image 625x600]

More like MOOchelle, right nurse?

You pooped yourself again, ma'am.


Oh sweet, a liberty sling.
 
2012-04-24 03:43:16 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: vygramul: I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.

Hillary Clinton and Barbara Bush disagree


Was barbara bush attacked that much? I guess I didn't pay any attention to it if she was.
 
2012-04-24 03:44:17 PM
bobbette

Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.



I really don't think it is that at all....I am not a Obama supporter but what Michelle is doing...trying to do....to promote healthy eating and living at a early age should be commended.
The person who decided to put the first McDonald's inside a high school should be brought up on charges.
 
2012-04-24 03:46:21 PM
api.photoshop.com
 
2012-04-24 03:46:46 PM

Smackledorfer: Contrabulous Flabtraption: vygramul: I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.

Hillary Clinton and Barbara Bush disagree

Was barbara bush attacked that much? I guess I didn't pay any attention to it if she was.


There was jokes about her looking more like Bush I's mother than his wife, but that's all I recall. She got more flak as an ex-First Lady, trying to put some turd polish on her son's fark-ups. I could be wrong, I didn't pay much attention to politics in the 90s.
 
2012-04-24 03:48:32 PM

Smackledorfer: Contrabulous Flabtraption: vygramul: I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.

Hillary Clinton and Barbara Bush disagree

Was barbara bush attacked that much? I guess I didn't pay any attention to it if she was.


She was a bit. But really lame. Alot of stuff about being George Sr.'s mother.

And she's one tough cookie. Nixon was afraid of her.
 
2012-04-24 03:49:44 PM

karnal: I really don't think it is that at all....I am not a Obama supporter but what Michelle is doing...trying to do....to promote healthy eating and living at a early age should be commended.


too bad that isn't the typical rhetoric from republicans.
 
2012-04-24 03:50:19 PM
It's Michelle Obama's job to look good. And no matter how you feel about her, at least she has a job.
 
2012-04-24 03:51:11 PM
tinyarena

karnal: tinyarena


karnal: tinyarena


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.


Another thing we can thank the Liberals for.....your lack of edumacation because the school was not allowed to flunk you because it might hurt your feelings.

a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!


Passing it off as a typo - now that is classy.....and it is typical...not typo.

Way to miss the point there champ.



If I've offended your sensibilities.....you should reexamine them.
 
2012-04-24 03:55:48 PM
Headso

karnal: I really don't think it is that at all....I am not a Obama supporter but what Michelle is doing...trying to do....to promote healthy eating and living at a early age should be commended.

too bad that isn't the typical rhetoric from republicans.



What's too bad is that it has become partisan politics.
 
2012-04-24 03:57:53 PM

Rapmaster2000: bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Don't let conservatives tell you that they don't experience class envy.


Well, it's not that they hate healthy, well off, and influential people. It's just when they're the "wrong sort" of people.
 
2012-04-24 03:59:36 PM

sweetmelissa31: Republicans hate pores.


Republican hate pours.
 
2012-04-24 04:01:42 PM

karnal: What's too bad is that it has become partisan politics.


I was only partially joking in my use of Uncle Sam.

The military leadership has stated that fitness and health issues among the younger population are creating defense and security vulnerabilities. We're accepting people who previously wouldn't be considered fit to serve.

So maybe, just maybe, putting the Twinkie down IS the patriotic thing do.

Yes, it's truly regrettable how her work is being regarded by some conservatives.
 
2012-04-24 04:03:22 PM
When was the last time you had a meaningful conversation about politics?

THAT means their PR machine is working as intended.
 
2012-04-24 04:03:45 PM
www.ragetrolling.com

/hot, like RW outrage.
 
2012-04-24 04:03:53 PM

karnal: Headso

karnal: I really don't think it is that at all....I am not a Obama supporter but what Michelle is doing...trying to do....to promote healthy eating and living at a early age should be commended.

too bad that isn't the typical rhetoric from republicans.


What's too bad is that it has become partisan politics.


thank the right wing media for that, other things they made into partisan politics are the science of counting people, healthcare for women, evolution, getting out the vote, wikipedia...
 
2012-04-24 04:04:00 PM

Diogenes: karnal: What's too bad is that it has become partisan politics.

I was only partially joking in my use of Uncle Sam.

The military leadership has stated that fitness and health issues among the younger population are creating defense and security vulnerabilities. We're accepting people who previously wouldn't be considered fit to serve.

So maybe, just maybe, putting the Twinkie down IS the patriotic thing do.

Yes, it's truly regrettable how her work is being regarded by some conservatives.


Well, it's only because she's a liberal. Therefore, both sides are equally responsible. Vote Republican.
 
2012-04-24 04:05:47 PM
I didn't follow Breitbart links *before* he cacked, and I'm sure as hell not gonna follow 'em *after* he's cacked.

\bite me subby
 
2012-04-24 04:09:15 PM

bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.


Maybe they've truly never seen a woman sweat before because every woman they know is a fat, gossipy hatemonger who sits on her ass all day whether at home, work or in a car. I personally like having a strong and healthy female role model like Michelle for my daughter to compare to the vapid dumbasses worshiped in the media.
 
2012-04-24 04:10:02 PM

Phil Moskowitz: When was the last time you had a meaningful conversation about politics?


when was the last time politics was meaningful?

not the discussion of it, the actual application of it?
 
2012-04-24 04:11:25 PM

Urbn: bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Maybe they've truly never seen a woman sweat before because every woman they know is a fat, gossipy hatemonger who sits on her ass all day whether at home, work or in a car. I personally like having a strong and healthy female role model like Michelle for my daughter to compare to the vapid dumbasses worshiped in the media.


I thought fat people sweat profusely at all times? Having a hard time keeping track of the caricatures.
 
2012-04-24 04:14:20 PM
i1089.photobucket.com


\I'll just leave this here
 
2012-04-24 04:15:14 PM
Fat right wing racist bloggers have a problem with a black first lady that can do a sit up.......

*reads article*

Oh they are mad that the First Lady is being used in a campaign the same as EVERY OTHER FIRST LADY? Bloggers need to shut the fark up about stupid crap. If Obama is the devil that they believe he is then why all of the hyperbole, lies, and distortion? Why not just present the "facts".
 
2012-04-24 04:18:50 PM
Headso

karnal: Headso

karnal: I really don't think it is that at all....I am not a Obama supporter but what Michelle is doing...trying to do....to promote healthy eating and living at a early age should be commended.

too bad that isn't the typical rhetoric from republicans.


What's too bad is that it has become partisan politics.

thank the right wing media for that, other things they made into partisan politics are the science of counting people, healthcare for women, evolution, getting out the vote, wikipedia...



Oh well....I thought maybe we were bridging that bipartisan gap between us - but you had to come out say that.....now if you would have also showed the other side of that coin, the liberal media side, then we could have stood on common ground and raged against these giants trying to manipulate us.
I guess I see both sides as slanted....not just one.
 
2012-04-24 04:20:29 PM

Diogenes: karnal: What's too bad is that it has become partisan politics.

I was only partially joking in my use of Uncle Sam.

The military leadership has stated that fitness and health issues among the younger population are creating defense and security vulnerabilities. We're accepting people who previously wouldn't be considered fit to serve.

So maybe, just maybe, putting the Twinkie down IS the patriotic thing do.

Yes, it's truly regrettable how her work is being regarded by some conservatives.


Yep. It's a huge, HUGE concern for the Recruiting Commands. It used to be:

Recruiter: "eh, he's a little soft, has a bit of a gut, he'll burn that off in boot camp, and after 8 weeks, he should be able to pass the Physical Training test to graduate. Okay, you can ship out whenever. In fact, there's a Quick-Ship bonus if you want to head out ASAP."

Now:

Recruiter: "Jesus H. Christ, you weigh HOW much? Okay, I need you to come to the Recruiter's Office at least three days a week for PT, and it will be MONTHS before I'll let you sign on the dotted line. I can't even ship you to boot camp if I wanted to. I can't even send you to the pre-Basic fat camp right now. And for fark's sake, eat a goddamn salad once in awhile."
 
2012-04-24 04:20:44 PM

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here


LOL SHE STILL USES A PHONE WITH A CORD!

/otherwise I don't get it
 
2012-04-24 04:21:53 PM

karnal: now if you would have also showed the other side of that coin, the liberal media side


Sometimes just one side is bad.
 
2012-04-24 04:22:27 PM

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here


Half the media calls this woman fat, and the other half doesn't say a word about it.

And we wonder why little girls have body image issues.
 
2012-04-24 04:22:42 PM

skullkrusher: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here

LOL SHE STILL USES A PHONE WITH A CORD!

/otherwise I don't get it


encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-04-24 04:28:44 PM

GoBadgers: [www.ragetrolling.com image 420x294]

/hot, like RW outrage.


I thought Moocherella hated crackers. *rimshot*
 
2012-04-24 04:31:44 PM
Headso

karnal: now if you would have also showed the other side of that coin, the liberal media side

Sometimes just one side is bad.



Not in this case.
 
2012-04-24 04:35:41 PM

karnal: Headso

karnal: now if you would have also showed the other side of that coin, the liberal media side

Sometimes just one side is bad.


Not in this case.


ah yes i forgot about liberapedia.
 
2012-04-24 04:35:48 PM
Um, women glow, men perspire...HORSES sweat. Are they calling the FL a horse?
 
2012-04-24 04:36:23 PM

Rapmaster2000: skullkrusher: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here

LOL SHE STILL USES A PHONE WITH A CORD!

/otherwise I don't get it

[encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 197x255]


Goddamn you, your picture made me laugh out loud in the office.
 
2012-04-24 04:37:25 PM

Jake Havechek: To: going hot

I am so sick of seeing that Black Panther, Alinsky, Ayers, Communist, corruption loving Chicago thug on TV.

She is like Joe Stalin's wife. "All celebrate the brilliant wife of our fearless Communist leader! or else!"

3 posted on Monday, April 23, 2012 11:36:10 AM by whitedog57
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To: Justaham

And every time her butt ugly face comes on my TV, I change the channel.

4 posted on Monday, April 23, 2012 11:36:59 AM by mom4melody
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What I wouldn't give for Obama to pick out one Freeper, get his personal info and just knock on his door one day. Get to know his constituents, shake his hand, maybe a nice photo-op. Maximum Trolling achieved.
 
2012-04-24 04:38:37 PM

karnal: If I've offended your sensibilities.....you should reexamine them.


You're really not clever enough to offend anyone. You should spend some time honing your skills.

Senator, you're no animal+color.
 
2012-04-24 04:49:27 PM

PanicMan: sweetmelissa31: Republicans hate pores.

Republican hate pours.


Republicans hate poors.
 
2012-04-24 04:50:37 PM

skullkrusher: Urbn: bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Maybe they've truly never seen a woman sweat before because every woman they know is a fat, gossipy hatemonger who sits on her ass all day whether at home, work or in a car. I personally like having a strong and healthy female role model like Michelle for my daughter to compare to the vapid dumbasses worshiped in the media.

I thought fat people sweat profusely at all times? Having a hard time keeping track of the caricatures.


Maybe they think a woman should only sweat while inhaling a faceful of fried food or thinking about how much one hates Fartbama?
 
2012-04-24 04:51:18 PM

HeartBurnKid: PanicMan: sweetmelissa31: Republicans hate pores.

Republican hate pours.

Republicans hate poors.


Republicans hate pores.
 
2012-04-24 04:51:52 PM
Is it me, or is "Breitbart" really desperate for outrage lately? It's as if they have nothing else to pick on, so let's be upset that Michelle Obama is on TV!
 
2012-04-24 04:52:30 PM

Rapmaster2000: Diogenes: thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.

I can't wait for Sasha and Malia to become the new Olsen twins.

Unfortunately for Malia, she's entering her awkward teens which will be the time for the right wingosphere to continually bring up how ugly she is.

That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.


Once a First Child reaches adulthood, his or her actions are fair game. I will still not apologize for referring to GWB's daughters as Jenna & Tonic but as a father of two girls I would get medieval on the ass of anyone mocking another father's girl's looks.
 
2012-04-24 04:55:18 PM

Urbn: skullkrusher: Urbn: bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Maybe they've truly never seen a woman sweat before because every woman they know is a fat, gossipy hatemonger who sits on her ass all day whether at home, work or in a car. I personally like having a strong and healthy female role model like Michelle for my daughter to compare to the vapid dumbasses worshiped in the media.

I thought fat people sweat profusely at all times? Having a hard time keeping track of the caricatures.

Maybe they think a woman should only sweat while inhaling a faceful of fried food or thinking about how much one hates Fartbama?


TFA is claiming she's a camera whore and using the East Room as a workout room. Not so much about her sweating.
 
2012-04-24 04:55:44 PM
Did she wipe her armpits on the curtains? THEY'RE ONLY A PIECE OF CLOTH.
 
2012-04-24 04:58:29 PM
Obama used the historic East Room of the White House to videotape an exercise segment with sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor.
 
2012-04-24 04:59:06 PM

SisterMaryElephant: VJStinger: weave: Allene177

I keep saying, that Dumbama and Moocherella should leave a few days before the Jan 20, 2013 inauguration so the W.H. can be thoroughly fumigated and disinfected. God only knows what they have brought into the W.H.


My God, who let those black people into the White House.

I know, right!? How dare they get their N1@@er juice all over a place this 300+ lb kit-kat and capri sun stained mu-mu wearing, hoverround riding, America loving patriot will probably never get security clearance to visit because they've been prosecuted for scamming people with fake 9/11 memorabilia because they love America so much America! The NERVE!

gonna take brazillions just to clean the Geri-Curl off the antique sofas.


ahotmama.files.wordpress.com


/hopefully not obscure
 
2012-04-24 04:59:21 PM
Did not expect Jefferson dat ass. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-04-24 04:59:46 PM

HeartBurnKid: PanicMan: sweetmelissa31: Republicans hate pores.

Republican hate pours.

Republicans hate poors.


Republicans hate purrs.
 
2012-04-24 05:00:22 PM

skullkrusher: Urbn: skullkrusher: Urbn: bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Maybe they've truly never seen a woman sweat before because every woman they know is a fat, gossipy hatemonger who sits on her ass all day whether at home, work or in a car. I personally like having a strong and healthy female role model like Michelle for my daughter to compare to the vapid dumbasses worshiped in the media.

I thought fat people sweat profusely at all times? Having a hard time keeping track of the caricatures.

Maybe they think a woman should only sweat while inhaling a faceful of fried food or thinking about how much one hates Fartbama?

TFA is claiming she's a camera whore and using the East Room as a workout room. Not so much about her sweating.


Dude, that's way too indepth for me right now. I was just snarking on the Fark headline and some of the early posts in the thread. I'm really not invested enough to actually read something on Brietbart's site. ;)
 
2012-04-24 05:00:29 PM
VJStinger:

/shakes fist
 
2012-04-24 05:02:55 PM

Urbn: skullkrusher: Urbn: skullkrusher: Urbn: bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Maybe they've truly never seen a woman sweat before because every woman they know is a fat, gossipy hatemonger who sits on her ass all day whether at home, work or in a car. I personally like having a strong and healthy female role model like Michelle for my daughter to compare to the vapid dumbasses worshiped in the media.

I thought fat people sweat profusely at all times? Having a hard time keeping track of the caricatures.

Maybe they think a woman should only sweat while inhaling a faceful of fried food or thinking about how much one hates Fartbama?

TFA is claiming she's a camera whore and using the East Room as a workout room. Not so much about her sweating.

Dude, that's way too indepth for me right now. I was just snarking on the Fark headline and some of the early posts in the thread. I'm really not invested enough to actually read something on Brietbart's site. ;)


Breitbart drives our discourse from the grave. FROM THE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2012-04-24 05:04:14 PM

sweetmelissa31: HeartBurnKid: PanicMan: sweetmelissa31: Republicans hate pores.

Republican hate pours.

Republicans hate poors.

Republicans hate purrs.


encrypted-tbn2.google.com

:(
 
2012-04-24 05:06:27 PM
Républicains détestent les poires.
 
2012-04-24 05:07:51 PM

skullkrusher: Urbn: skullkrusher: Urbn: bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Maybe they've truly never seen a woman sweat before because every woman they know is a fat, gossipy hatemonger who sits on her ass all day whether at home, work or in a car. I personally like having a strong and healthy female role model like Michelle for my daughter to compare to the vapid dumbasses worshiped in the media.

I thought fat people sweat profusely at all times? Having a hard time keeping track of the caricatures.

Maybe they think a woman should only sweat while inhaling a faceful of fried food or thinking about how much one hates Fartbama?

TFA is claiming she's a camera whore and using the East Room as a workout room. Not so much about her sweating.


While you're right in general, it does invoke the imagery of "sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor" in explaining just how this is a bad thing. You know, because nobody has ever sweated in the White House.

TFA: But it is not only the frequency of Michelle Obama's appearances that are unusual -- it is the manner in which she uses her position to diminish the respect for the White House itself. Appearing on "The Biggest Loser," Obama used the historic East Room of the White House to videotape an exercise segment with sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor.
 
2012-04-24 05:10:26 PM

sweetmelissa31: Républicains détestent les poires.


Republicans hate Hercule Poirot?
 
2012-04-24 05:10:33 PM
"The Obamas might do well to remember a warning from Aesop's fables: familiarity breeds contempt."

My, they are PROJECTION artists. The more I see from the Obamas, the more I relate. The GOP hates that we relate to some black leaders as they themselves are all careening towards being a pasty minority themselves. Poor tea-stains. All they know now are fairy tales.
 
2012-04-24 05:14:44 PM

HeartBurnKid: skullkrusher: Urbn: skullkrusher: Urbn: bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Maybe they've truly never seen a woman sweat before because every woman they know is a fat, gossipy hatemonger who sits on her ass all day whether at home, work or in a car. I personally like having a strong and healthy female role model like Michelle for my daughter to compare to the vapid dumbasses worshiped in the media.

I thought fat people sweat profusely at all times? Having a hard time keeping track of the caricatures.

Maybe they think a woman should only sweat while inhaling a faceful of fried food or thinking about how much one hates Fartbama?

TFA is claiming she's a camera whore and using the East Room as a workout room. Not so much about her sweating.

While you're right in general, it does invoke the imagery of "sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor" in explaining just how this is a bad thing. You know, because nobody has ever sweated in the White House.

TFA: But it is not only the frequency of Michelle Obama's appearances that are unusual -- it is the manner in which she uses her position to diminish the respect for the White House itself. Appearing on "The Biggest Loser," Obama used the historic East Room of the White House to videotape an exercise segment with sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor.


doesn't seem like they have a problem with sweating in the WH but rather using "the site of such events as the funeral of Abraham Lincoln, the signing of the Civil Rights Act, presidential press conferences, and presidential awards of military and civilian honors." for filming a reality show.

Who cares, it's a stupid farking article
 
2012-04-24 05:17:04 PM

Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: HeartBurnKid: PanicMan: sweetmelissa31: Republicans hate pores.

Republican hate pours.

Republicans hate poors.

Republicans hate purrs.

[encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 202x249]

:(


www.newrulesofbookpublishing.com
 
2012-04-24 05:17:19 PM

sweetmelissa31: Republicans hate pores.


Romney's not concerned about those very pores.
 
2012-04-24 05:18:38 PM

skullkrusher: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here

LOL SHE STILL USES A PHONE WITH A CORD!

/otherwise I don't get it


Wireless phone can often get their signal picked up by a device belonging to someone other than the second party.
 
2012-04-24 05:19:34 PM
Breitbart is a satire site, right?
 
2012-04-24 05:20:57 PM

CptnSpldng: skullkrusher: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here

LOL SHE STILL USES A PHONE WITH A CORD!

/otherwise I don't get it

Wireless phone can often get their signal picked up by a device belonging to someone other than the second party.


yes... ?

/wasn't the point
 
2012-04-24 05:30:35 PM

skullkrusher: HeartBurnKid: skullkrusher: Urbn: skullkrusher: Urbn: bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Maybe they've truly never seen a woman sweat before because every woman they know is a fat, gossipy hatemonger who sits on her ass all day whether at home, work or in a car. I personally like having a strong and healthy female role model like Michelle for my daughter to compare to the vapid dumbasses worshiped in the media.

I thought fat people sweat profusely at all times? Having a hard time keeping track of the caricatures.

Maybe they think a woman should only sweat while inhaling a faceful of fried food or thinking about how much one hates Fartbama?

TFA is claiming she's a camera whore and using the East Room as a workout room. Not so much about her sweating.

While you're right in general, it does invoke the imagery of "sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor" in explaining just how this is a bad thing. You know, because nobody has ever sweated in the White House.

TFA: But it is not only the frequency of Michelle Obama's appearances that are unusual -- it is the manner in which she uses her position to diminish the respect for the White House itself. Appearing on "The Biggest Loser," Obama used the historic East Room of the White House to videotape an exercise segment with sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor.

doesn't seem like they have a problem with sweating in the WH but rather using "the site of such events as the funeral of Abraham Lincoln, the signing of the Civil Rights Act, presidential press conferences, and presidential awards of military and civilian honors." for filming a reality show.


Then why bring up "sweaty bodies" at all?

Who cares, it's a stupid farking article

That I will agree with, but I see you defending stupid farking articles more and more around here. I get that you like to play devil's advocate and all, but occasionally, you can let people mock the derp without having to argue.
 
2012-04-24 05:31:18 PM

skullkrusher: CptnSpldng: skullkrusher: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here

LOL SHE STILL USES A PHONE WITH A CORD!

/otherwise I don't get it

Wireless phone can often get their signal picked up by a device belonging to someone other than the second party.

yes... ?

/wasn't the point


Dat FLOTUS azz
 
2012-04-24 05:40:13 PM
www.blogcdn.com
I too, have pores.
 
2012-04-24 05:40:36 PM

HeartBurnKid: Then why bring up "sweaty bodies" at all?


pretty sure it was to highlight the level of "disrespect" being shown

HeartBurnKid: That I will agree with, but I see you defending stupid farking articles more and more around here. I get that you like to play devil's advocate and all, but occasionally, you can let people mock the derp without having to argue.



skullkrusher: Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.



whatever you say, broseph. Sometimes the "derp" in mocking the "derp" is too "derpy" to ignore. It isn't hard to mock things honestly and humorously without purposefully mischaracterizing it.
 
2012-04-24 05:51:20 PM

skullkrusher: whatever you say, broseph. Sometimes the "derp" in mocking the "derp" is too "derpy" to ignore. It isn't hard to mock things honestly and humorously without purposefully mischaracterizing it.


What you actually do is go to such hilariously pedantic lengths to prove that people are "mischaracterizing" these kinds of articles that you of course get all kinds of angry responses, allowing you to say "well the article writer way over there on that side is so crazy, and all of the people criticizing the article way over on the other side are SO CRAZY, look at little old me in the middle, completely rational and right as always"
 
2012-04-24 05:56:25 PM
How dare Michelle Obama try to encourage Americans to follow a healthy lifestyle.
 
2012-04-24 05:57:21 PM

Jackson Herring: skullkrusher: whatever you say, broseph. Sometimes the "derp" in mocking the "derp" is too "derpy" to ignore. It isn't hard to mock things honestly and humorously without purposefully mischaracterizing it.

What you actually do is go to such hilariously pedantic lengths to prove that people are "mischaracterizing" these kinds of articles that you of course get all kinds of angry responses, allowing you to say "well the article writer way over there on that side is so crazy, and all of the people criticizing the article way over on the other side are SO CRAZY, look at little old me in the middle, completely rational and right as always"


that pretty much sums it up. Keep fighting fire with fire while complaining about the fire in the first place. I'll keep pointing out how silly it looks to do so.

It isn't really very hard to "prove" that this article is not anti-sweat. It's really blatantly farking clear what stupid point the author is trying to make.
 
2012-04-24 06:00:21 PM

skullkrusher: It isn't really very hard to "prove" that this article is not anti-sweat


I know you read this sentence though:

Obama used the historic East Room of the White House to videotape an exercise segment with sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor.

tell me what you think the author was trying to convey here.
 
2012-04-24 06:03:40 PM
Sooo it's perfectly okay to call the First Lady nasty names for having a perfectly sensible campaign, especially since she's in good shape herself and the country has a weight problem..

But it's NOT okay to talk about Mrs Romney even though she constantly is injecting herself into the campaign?

/oh my head
 
2012-04-24 06:03:41 PM

Jackson Herring: skullkrusher: It isn't really very hard to "prove" that this article is not anti-sweat

I know you read this sentence though:

Obama used the historic East Room of the White House to videotape an exercise segment with sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor.

tell me what you think the author was trying to convey here.


maybe it'd be more illustrative if you could explain how the fark you could possibly construe that the author of TFA is trying to make an anti-exercise biatch or an anti-sweating biatch rather than the obvious?

Do you think the author's point remains unchanged if he had said "Obama used the White House gym to videotape an exercise segment with sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor."

It would have to be if he was complaining about people sweating in the WH.
 
2012-04-24 06:05:50 PM

skullkrusher: It would have to be if he was complaining about people sweating in the WH.


Except where he literally wrote a sentence complaining about people sweating in the historic East Room. While sweat was not the overall point of the article, the author is clearly using the concept of sweating in the East Room as an attack on MO.
 
2012-04-24 06:06:17 PM

skullkrusher: Sometimes the "derp" in mocking the "derp" is too "derpy" to ignore.


Yeah... I don't think this is one of those times. TFA was all about how Michelle was denigrating the White House and the office of President by doing something so pedestrian and disgustingly sweaty as holding an exercise session there. That is what people are mocking. I really don't see anybody distorting anything... except maybe you.
 
2012-04-24 06:10:05 PM

HeartBurnKid: skullkrusher: Sometimes the "derp" in mocking the "derp" is too "derpy" to ignore.

Yeah... I don't think this is one of those times. TFA was all about how Michelle was denigrating the White House and the office of President by doing something so pedestrian and disgustingly sweaty as holding an exercise session there. That is what people are mocking. I really don't see anybody distorting anything... except maybe you.


HeartBurnKid: While you're right in general, it does invoke the imagery of "sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor" in explaining just how this is a bad thing. You know, because nobody has ever sweated in the White House.


"While you're right in general, I am going to mischaracterize things so I can pretend you're still somehow wrong, skullkrusher. See, it was about sweating anywhere in the White House."

/holy crap this is dumb
 
2012-04-24 06:12:41 PM

Jackson Herring: skullkrusher: It would have to be if he was complaining about people sweating in the WH.

Except where he literally wrote a sentence complaining about people sweating in the historic East Room. While sweat was not the overall point of the article, the author is clearly using the concept of sweating in the East Room as an attack on MO.


yes, exactly. Using the apparently "sacred" East Room as a workout room to film a TV show. What's worse, they were getting sweat everywhere! Isn't that gross especially for a room deserving of such reverence! Someone might have even spilled a sports drink on the rug!

That's the point of this stupid farking article. Not the fact that MO was sweating in the WH...
 
2012-04-24 06:31:01 PM

keylock71: Does anybody with a brain take the clowns at Breitbart.com seriously about anything?

Really... Reading that site is like looking over the minutes of a group therapy session for patients with severe head trauma.


I logged in just to +1 that.
 
2012-04-24 06:33:08 PM

skullkrusher: HeartBurnKid: skullkrusher: Sometimes the "derp" in mocking the "derp" is too "derpy" to ignore.

Yeah... I don't think this is one of those times. TFA was all about how Michelle was denigrating the White House and the office of President by doing something so pedestrian and disgustingly sweaty as holding an exercise session there. That is what people are mocking. I really don't see anybody distorting anything... except maybe you.

HeartBurnKid: While you're right in general, it does invoke the imagery of "sweaty bodies sprawled all over the floor" in explaining just how this is a bad thing. You know, because nobody has ever sweated in the White House.

"While you're right in general, I am going to mischaracterize things so I can pretend you're still somehow wrong, skullkrusher. See, it was about sweating anywhere in the White House."

/holy crap this is dumb


After reading your post, I agree, this is very dumb. Nothing like mischaracterizing me as mischaracterizing TFA after I call you on mischaracterizing everybody else in this thread, right? But then, your posts have been growing less thoughtful and more deliberately antagonistic for a while now. In other words: you's trolling. And I've run out of patience with it. Bye.
 
2012-04-24 06:35:21 PM

HeartBurnKid: Nothing like mischaracterizing me as mischaracterizing TFA after I call you on mischaracterizing everybody else in this thread, right


oops, you did it again. You responded to a response I made to a single poster. Now that has become me mischaracterizing "everyone in this thread".

HeartBurnKid: But then, your posts have been growing less thoughtful and more deliberately antagonistic for a while now. In other words: you's trolling. And I've run out of patience with it. Bye.


I suppose accurately criticizing an article is no longer "thoughtful". Let's just pretend it says whatever we want it to say and totally tear it a new asshole! That'll show off our debating skills!
 
2012-04-24 06:56:23 PM
Yet they said nothing when Barbara Bush huffed and puffed and sweated while dragging her fat ass around the White House.
 
2012-04-24 07:02:36 PM

Ringshadow: But it's NOT okay to talk about Mrs Romney even though she constantly is injecting herself into the campaign?


You made an MS joke without realizing it.
 
2012-04-24 07:35:11 PM

Wittenberg Dropout: skullkrusher: CptnSpldng: skullkrusher: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here

LOL SHE STILL USES A PHONE WITH A CORD!

/otherwise I don't get it

Wireless phone can often get their signal picked up by a device belonging to someone other than the second party.

yes... ?

/wasn't the point

Dat FLOTUS azz


Tap it like the Stasi on a phone line.
 
2012-04-24 07:39:53 PM

2wolves: Wittenberg Dropout: skullkrusher: CptnSpldng: skullkrusher: 2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x344]

\I'll just leave this here

LOL SHE STILL USES A PHONE WITH A CORD!

/otherwise I don't get it

Wireless phone can often get their signal picked up by a device belonging to someone other than the second party.

yes... ?

/wasn't the point

Dat FLOTUS azz

Tap it like the Stasi on a phone line.


you want to stick a listening device up the first lady's asshole?
 
2012-04-24 07:40:51 PM
"Just say no to drugs." -- OK
"Read a book." -- OK
"Eat healthy foods and exercise." -- RAAAAAAAWRRRRR!

You MFers are idiots.
 
2012-04-24 09:38:38 PM
Meanwhile, Betty Ford has a drug rehab clinic for rich people named after her.
 
2012-04-24 09:46:23 PM

vygramul: I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.


What? Since when?

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/Poe's Law Disclaimer: not white-knighting and totally "not judging" some Republicans' raging clown fetish
//...ok, those were sarcasm quotes, I'll admit it.
 
2012-04-24 11:09:55 PM
Breitbart ate like a pig. And look where it got him.
 
2012-04-24 11:11:26 PM

Altitude5280: Breitbart ate like a pig. And look where it got him.


murdered by top secret obama jackbooted thugs?
 
2012-04-24 11:44:09 PM
lol the right wing is still confused when a woman does anything other than make sammiches.
 
2012-04-24 11:54:07 PM

BlippityBleep: lol the right wing is still confused when a woman does anything other than make sammiches.


to be fair, wimmin get confused when they do anything other than make sammiches.
 
2012-04-25 12:09:50 AM

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: vygramul: I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.

What? Since when?


Since Ann Romney.
 
2012-04-25 12:49:32 AM
I swear that you could show the wackos at WND a 3 hour long video of Charlize Theron, Yvonne Strahovski, and Kristen Bell having a non-stop lesbian orgy and they would find something to complain about.
 
2012-04-25 02:45:58 AM
How dare that (black) socialist, (black) witch, exercise and show her (black-ass) self on TV.

Burn the (black) socialist witch!

FTFC:

"Albertosaurus1

Well she certainly is mannish.

There is an Internet theory about all this that may be a complete load of garbage or may be one of those facts that neither side, left or right wants to reveal. It's very hard to know. With all the resources of the Internat available to anyone it's possible to do your own research rather than rely on the filter of a media newsroom. But then you run the risk of becoming a crank and finding that all your opinions are based on unsubstantiated rumors.

There is another example of this in the Trayvon Martin case. The left and the leftist media put forth the narrative that a white vigilante profiled and hunted down an innocent black child and then shot him in cold blood ("like a dog"). Not much of that turned out to be true as the less leftie press reported. But there were also Internet reports about Martin that never made it onto TV. Martin was alleged to have been a bad student, a burglar, a drug dealer, a bus driver assaulter, and a gang member. But none of those allegations have appeared on Fox News or Bill O'Reilly. Are we to take it then that the news pros have investigated those stories and have determined that they are all false or are they suppressing them for whatever reason. Are they acting as censors or are they merely being circumspect?

In the Obama case the Internet rumor is that Obama is a member of club of Chicago gays who was given cover by Jerimiah Wright and his church. They claim that the church acted as matchmakers for gay blacks. They would set them up with pseudo "wives"who would provide cover from the wrath of normal blacks. This sort of person is analogous to a man who provides a similar cover for hetrosexual men - a "beard".

Simon LeVay the greatest living expert on homosexuality and is himself gay writes in one of his many books about "Gaydar". Gaydar is real and some people possess it more reliably than others. Not me as it happens. I'm not particularly adept or sensitive about such things. But those who are or claim to be see Obama as gay.

He is rather prissy. He sings, he dances. He pouts. More to the point he seems more effeminate than his wife. She's pretty butch.


Hur.

I never realized just how many people chewed on lead paint chips, as a kid.
 
2012-04-25 03:44:32 AM

Altitude5280: Breitbart ate like a pig. And look where it got him.


I thought he ate a pig and that's what killed him.
 
2012-04-25 07:24:55 AM
No, he was in the process of eating a pig when he was eaten by another pig
 
2012-04-25 08:13:16 AM
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Short attention span biography of Baraq Hussein mohammed 0bama

1. Born in a hut in kenya
2. Raised in Indonesia
3. Became an Indonesian citizen
4. Attended marxist terrorist camp in Pakistan
5. Slipped into the US
6. Joined the chi-town mob
7. Set up shop in the white hut
8. destroyed the Constitution.
9. Became dictator
14 posted on Wednesday, April 25, 2012 8:05:48 AM by The Sons of Liberty (Sworn to Defend The Constitution Against ALL Enemies, Foreign and Domestic. So Help Me GOD!)
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2012-04-25 08:54:46 AM
FTFC: THE_AMERICAN_WAY: Michelle (Marie Antoinette) Obama is a pathetic example of an over indulging, self absorbed, revengeful women.

Gotta love this 'Michelle Antoinette' meme they've cobbled together.

Have these people met Ann Romney yet?

Lawls.
 
2012-04-25 09:00:56 AM

quatchi: FTFC: THE_AMERICAN_WAY: Michelle (Marie Antoinette) Obama is a pathetic example of an over indulging, self absorbed, revengeful women.

Gotta love this 'Michelle Antoinette' meme they've cobbled together.

Have these people met Ann Romney yet?

Lawls.


Republicans projecting their own faults onto others? That's new.
 
2012-04-25 10:03:51 AM
Why do we never hear about left-wing bloggers and show hosts being idiots for criticizing Democrats and liberals? Do left-wing bloggers and show hosts never make mistakes in their criticism? Or is that individuals who consider themselves to be liberals not see said criticism as having something wrong with it?
 
2012-04-25 10:05:42 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Why do we never hear about left-wing bloggers and show hosts being idiots for criticizing Democrats and liberals? Do left-wing bloggers and show hosts never make mistakes in their criticism? Or is that individuals who consider themselves to be liberals not see said criticism as having something wrong with it?


Perhaps they find more substantive criticisms than sweating in the white house.
 
2012-04-25 11:04:01 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Why do we never hear about left-wing bloggers and show hosts being idiots for criticizing Democrats and liberals? Do left-wing bloggers and show hosts never make mistakes in their criticism? Or is that individuals who consider themselves to be liberals not see said criticism as having something wrong with it?


Start finding them and submit away.
 
2012-04-25 11:43:16 AM
@Skullrusher

I get that you're some kind of 'evolved troll' working the narrow furrows of pedantry and hair-splitting semantics.. and that's fine.. but it makes your posts so boring? and that makes me sad.
 
2012-04-25 12:52:56 PM
Yeah, seriously, jeez, Michelle, don't you know wives are supposed to be neither seen nor heard?

/derp
 
2012-04-25 03:43:03 PM

Diogenes: Rapmaster2000: That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.

True of all first children during that time of their life I'm afraid. And while I love having a young First Family in terms of sentiment, I really feel bad for the children.


If they did that I think I'd want to kill them. Children are everyone's responsibility--farking up a kid by insulting her is the same as if you did it to your own.

/Not like the people who would do that realize it.
 
2012-04-25 04:31:40 PM

Mrfusticle: @Skullrusher

I get that you're some kind of 'evolved troll' working the narrow furrows of pedantry and hair-splitting semantics.. and that's fine.. but it makes your posts so boring? and that makes me sad.


Sorry, I'll work on that. But remember, it ain't trolling if I actually think honest arguments are better than dishonest ones ;)
 
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