Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!

Car_Ramrod

You know, I watch a lot of TV. Like, way more than I should, and I very rarely see any of the Obamas outside of the news. Am I watching the wrong channels? How often is everyone else seeing them?


Yeah...I don't think they've been on your NASCAR channel, yet.

Agneska: You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...

Exercise is ghetto?

Car_Ramrod: You know, I watch a lot of TV. Like, way more than I should, and I very rarely see any of the Obamas outside of the news. Am I watching the wrong channels? How often is everyone else seeing them?

Obviously, you aren't watching "virtually every major sporting event", what are you, a Commie?

It's been a while since I added anything, but outrage at exercise had to go on the Fauxrage Wall Of Shame. Things that the Republiconservabertarians have gotten their Hanes in a twist about since 2009. On the fancy mustard, under the action figure, next to tanning salons and American-grown salads.



Jake Havechek: Laura Bush was on Valium most of the time.



"That's right, I forgot. Laura Bush killed a guy."

BSABSVR: Agneska: You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...

Exercise is ghetto?







Only because lack of it isn't.

skullkrusher


Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.


Yeah....you could be married to this guy:

thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.

That, and this one that truly makes me weep...

"angrywithfeds
Just as I was trying to be a good American and be gracious to all comers and stop my racist thoughts..... Michelle NotProudo Ohblamer came to the tellie to spew her BS....thanks to her and her incapable 'beard' I am back to being a FULL-BLOWN RACIST again. F the New Black biatchers too."


seriously? because they are black, this is what it's come to?

At this point, even if I wasn't voting for Obama, I would now.

She's so anti-american with her "health" and all that.

I bet she's never even been white. Not once.

karnal: skullkrusher


Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.


Yeah....you could be married to this guy:

[topnews.in image 323x384]

Close, you need the other side of that coin, though.

Agneska: You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...

You can't take the crypto-racism out of Fark?

tinyarena


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.


Another thing we can thank the Liberals for.....your lack of edumacation because the school was not allowed to flunk you because it might hurt your feelings.

mcwehrle: thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.

That, and this one that truly makes me weep...

"angrywithfeds
Just as I was trying to be a good American and be gracious to all comers and stop my racist thoughts..... Michelle NotProudo Ohblamer came to the tellie to spew her BS....thanks to her and her incapable 'beard' I am back to being a FULL-BLOWN RACIST again. F the New Black biatchers too."

That doesn't even make any sense.

Angrywithfeds: I need to dial back on the racist thoughts.

Michelle Obama: A good diet and moderate exercise are important.

Angrywithfeds: THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! WHITE F*CKING POWER!

weave: Allene177

I keep saying, that Dumbama and Moocherella should leave a few days before the Jan 20, 2013 inauguration so the W.H. can be thoroughly fumigated and disinfected. God only knows what they have brought into the W.H.


My God, who let those black people into the White House.

I know, right!? How dare they get their N1@@er juice all over a place this 300+ lb kit-kat and capri sun stained mu-mu wearing, hoverround riding, America loving patriot will probably never get security clearance to visit because they've been prosecuted for scamming people with fake 9/11 memorabilia because they love America so much America! The NERVE!

A Dark Evil Omen: Bloody William: Agneska: You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...

You can't take the crypto-racism out of Fark?

"crypto"?

Well, those people just get so uppity if you directly call them racists.

VJStinger: weave: Allene177

I keep saying, that Dumbama and Moocherella should leave a few days before the Jan 20, 2013 inauguration so the W.H. can be thoroughly fumigated and disinfected. God only knows what they have brought into the W.H.


My God, who let those black people into the White House.

I know, right!? How dare they get their N1@@er juice all over a place this 300+ lb kit-kat and capri sun stained mu-mu wearing, hoverround riding, America loving patriot will probably never get security clearance to visit because they've been prosecuted for scamming people with fake 9/11 memorabilia because they love America so much America! The NERVE!

gonna take brazillions just to clean the Geri-Curl off the antique sofas.

This is what butthurt looks like. These people have a hurt butt and they need to express it like this. Over the benefits of exercise.

She's also wearing Adidas. A German company.

The First Lady's a Nazi!

Mikey1969

karnal: skullkrusher


Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.


Yeah....you could be married to this guy:

[topnews.in image 323x384]

Close, you need the other side of that coin, though.


But it's a two headed coin.
as if you didn't already know that.

tinyarena: a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!

Hey, don't drag me into this quarrel.

karnal: skullkrusher


Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.


Yeah....you could be married to this guy:

[topnews.in image 323x384]

please dude

tinyarena: karnal: tinyarena


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.


Another thing we can thank the Liberals for.....your lack of edumacation because the school was not allowed to flunk you because it might hurt your feelings.

a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!

what a moran!

SisterMaryElephant: VJStinger: weave: Allene177

I keep saying, that Dumbama and Moocherella should leave a few days before the Jan 20, 2013 inauguration so the W.H. can be thoroughly fumigated and disinfected. God only knows what they have brought into the W.H.


My God, who let those black people into the White House.

I know, right!? How dare they get their N1@@er juice all over a place this 300+ lb kit-kat and capri sun stained mu-mu wearing, hoverround riding, America loving patriot will probably never get security clearance to visit because they've been prosecuted for scamming people with fake 9/11 memorabilia because they love America so much America! The NERVE!

gonna take brazillions just to clean the Geri-Curl off the antique sofas.


Bastards.

Also, what a brazillon might look like:

She can clean me any day.

tinyarena


karnal: tinyarena


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.


Another thing we can thank the Liberals for.....your lack of edumacation because the school was not allowed to flunk you because it might hurt your feelings.

a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!


Passing it off as a typo - now that is classy.....and it is typical...not typo.

Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

ArgusRun: Lochsteppe: HotWingConspiracy: [www.regretsy.com image 580x500]

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL

I think that one of my summer projects will involve trying to decode and comprehend that image.

/[mymindisfulloffark.jpg]

Regretsy.com

Ah--thank you. I was a bit concerned that I might have to cut into my Diablo III time for this.

bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Don't let conservatives tell you that they don't experience class envy.

hubiestubert: Ahhh...the ladies don't sweat, they glisten tote.

Real women sweat when they work hard. Real women sweat when they play hard. The best way to tell if a gal is worth your time is to see how much effort she puts in.

I don't trust the shrinking violets who are afraid of spoiling their appearance with work or fun. Give it all you got, or go home.

The absolutely hottest women at the gym are the ones who do a real workout. I'm not talking beastly bodybuilders, but a woman who uses freeweights is hot as hell.

Not that there aren't plenty of skinny girls who go to the gym, jog lazily, and then do silly things like put 5 pounds on the seated calf raise and do 50 reps. I still check them out, and they can still be hot, but its a turn off to see people taking the time to go to the gym and then getting so little out of it. It pretty much means they are either stupid or lazy.

HotWingConspiracy: [img.photobucket.com image 625x600]

More like MOOchelle, right nurse?

You pooped yourself again, ma'am.

Oh sweet, a liberty sling.

Contrabulous Flabtraption: vygramul: I thought attacks on the wife of a political figure were out of bounds.

Hillary Clinton and Barbara Bush disagree

Was barbara bush attacked that much? I guess I didn't pay any attention to it if she was.

bobbette

Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.


I really don't think it is that at all....I am not a Obama supporter but what Michelle is doing...trying to do....to promote healthy eating and living at a early age should be commended.
The person who decided to put the first McDonald's inside a high school should be brought up on charges.

karnal: I really don't think it is that at all....I am not a Obama supporter but what Michelle is doing...trying to do....to promote healthy eating and living at a early age should be commended.

too bad that isn't the typical rhetoric from republicans.

It's Michelle Obama's job to look good. And no matter how you feel about her, at least she has a job.

tinyarena

karnal: tinyarena


karnal: tinyarena


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Say that shiat to my face,
And I will personally kick your ass
Up and down Penselvania Avenue.


Another thing we can thank the Liberals for.....your lack of edumacation because the school was not allowed to flunk you because it might hurt your feelings.

a typo? on the internet? you must be Furryous!


Passing it off as a typo - now that is classy.....and it is typical...not typo.

Way to miss the point there champ.


If I've offended your sensibilities.....you should reexamine them.

Headso

karnal: I really don't think it is that at all....I am not a Obama supporter but what Michelle is doing...trying to do....to promote healthy eating and living at a early age should be commended.

too bad that isn't the typical rhetoric from republicans.


What's too bad is that it has become partisan politics.

Rapmaster2000: bobbette: Entertaining this idea: maybe they actually DO hate her because she's healthy and they're just a bunch of fat losers, and by encouraging health and good eating habits, she reminds them that they're fat... ah... no. It's pretty much still because she's a smart, personable black woman with much higher social status, isn't it.

Oh well.

Don't let conservatives tell you that they don't experience class envy.

Well, it's not that they hate healthy, well off, and influential people. It's just when they're the "wrong sort" of people.