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(Breitbart.com)   Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Tuesday, April 24: Michelle Obama sweated while filming an exercise segment in the East Room of the White House, thus disrespecting the role of FLOTUS and making us look weak in the eyes of the Soviets   (breitbart.com) divider line 243
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2012-04-24 01:13:44 PM

Lumpmoose:
Laura Bush stuck to education and literacy and Michelle Obama is sticking to general healthy living so they should be off-limits from personal attacks. TFA's author is a douche.


Healthy living is a partisan issue now because Moochelle Fartbongo is FORCING Americans to feel bad about all these fat kids lumbering around on their little wobbly thighs.

Christ, I was at the mall the other day and there was this huge woman with a fat six or seven year old. Fat at six years-old? How is that possible?
 
2012-04-24 02:13:10 PM
That waste of webspace needs to go to the Stygian Hell its creator was banished to
 
2012-04-24 02:25:09 PM
Wait, the First Lady of the United States is allowed to hold events of her own choosing in the White House? How horrible! No wonder the right wing hates him so much!
 
2012-04-24 02:31:35 PM
I believe this automatically makes Todd Palin the First Lady of the United States.
 
2012-04-24 02:33:10 PM
www.regretsy.com

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL
 
2012-04-24 02:33:46 PM
I don't click on Breitfart links any more. Is this really what the article says?
 
2012-04-24 02:35:17 PM

Rapmaster2000: Lumpmoose:
Laura Bush stuck to education and literacy and Michelle Obama is sticking to general healthy living so they should be off-limits from personal attacks. TFA's author is a douche.

Healthy living is a partisan issue now because Moochelle Fartbongo is FORCING Americans to feel bad about all these fat kids lumbering around on their little wobbly thighs.

Christ, I was at the mall the other day and there was this huge woman with a fat six or seven year old. Fat at six years-old? How is that possible?


Ladies and gentlemen, it's Tim Minchin... (NSFW)
 
2012-04-24 02:36:24 PM
Can we now have a national discussion about murdering conservative bloggers until they tone it down a bit? I know they'll blame Saul Alinsky and Bill Ayers for their murders, but it would be worth it.
 
2012-04-24 02:36:40 PM
To: going hot

I am so sick of seeing that Black Panther, Alinsky, Ayers, Communist, corruption loving Chicago thug on TV.

She is like Joe Stalin's wife. "All celebrate the brilliant wife of our fearless Communist leader! or else!"

3 posted on Monday, April 23, 2012 11:36:10 AM by whitedog57
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And every time her butt ugly face comes on my TV, I change the channel.

4 posted on Monday, April 23, 2012 11:36:59 AM by mom4melody
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2012-04-24 02:37:47 PM

thomps: Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!

i don't mind his incessant need to interrupt my sporting events, but i'd really prefer it if obama would stop editing inserting himself into the middle of all of my favorite streaming porn videos.


You were one word away from double entendre awesomeness.
 
2012-04-24 02:38:17 PM
coeyagi & Jake Havechek: It's like you're working as a team.
 
2012-04-24 02:38:30 PM
The right wing blogs are not just copying the Onion. How lazy!

Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone
 
2012-04-24 02:40:50 PM
Just want to leave this here.
You are all weak
 
2012-04-24 02:41:29 PM
yes, she has a "big ass" and she is "uppity" and she has "no respect" and she sent out a letter saying "get his back" and has "no class" ... I wonder what other word you'd like to call her...hmmmmmm
 
2012-04-24 02:41:38 PM
I can't imagine why anyone would think opposition to Obama is motivated purely by derangement and racism after reading the comment section.
 
2012-04-24 02:41:54 PM

lennavan: thomps: Rapmaster2000: Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!

i don't mind his incessant need to interrupt my sporting events, but i'd really prefer it if obama would stop editing inserting himself into the middle of all of my favorite streaming porn videos.

You were one word away from double entendre awesomeness.


no, i wouldn't mind if he showed up in the video and started helping out. i mean, i wouldn't prefer it, but whatever. he just kind of stands there in the background talking about the economy while staring intensely into the camera.
 
2012-04-24 02:42:03 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Speaking as a conservative, normally I have absolutely no interest one way or the other in Michelle Obama. Any coverage of her is too much, unless she's encouraging literacy or some such other worthy apolitical cause. Exercise is a fine cause, and if you don't sweat, you're not exercising.

/Unless you're Alexander Putin, and you can slay three bears blindfolded with one hand while defeating Nazis to recover the Lost Ark with the other. And not sweat.


Who's Alexander Putin?
 
2012-04-24 02:43:36 PM

coeyagi: Can we now have a national discussion about murdering conservative bloggers until they tone it down a bit? I know they'll blame Saul Alinsky and Bill Ayers for their murders, but it would be worth it.


Jake Havechek: To: going hot

I am so sick of seeing that Black Panther, Alinsky, Ayers, Communist, corruption loving Chicago thug on TV.

She is like Joe Stalin's wife. "All celebrate the brilliant wife of our fearless Communist leader! or else!"

3 posted on Monday, April 23, 2012 11:36:10 AM by whitedog57
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I love how the right wing has made Saul Alinsky and Bill Ayers household names among them when you know there is absolutely no chance 98% of the assholes using their names as shorthand for "evil communists that embody everything bad in the world that threatens America" had no idea who they were or what they said before they were "connected" to Obama. Same thing with Jeremiah Wright. Outspoken black preacher with some minor notability that nobody heard of became THE MOST AMERICA HATING RACIST PREACHER EVER when he was linked to Obama and the right wing needed a scandal. Just like how Derrick Bell was a distinguished law professor in Harvard who pioneered an academic theory that nobody heard of became THE MOST RACIST AFFIRMATIVE ACTION LIBERAL PROFESSOR EVER when he was linked to Obama and the right wing needed a scandal.
 
2012-04-24 02:43:45 PM
I tell ya, I've never even heard of Bill Ayers or this Alinsky motherfarker until I read about them in freerepublic.
 
2012-04-24 02:44:49 PM

AbbeySomeone: Sgt Otter: SurfaceTension: Diogenes: It's OK to say you'd like to have a beer with Dubya. But it's a sin for Obama to appear like one of us.

I never did get that argument. Yeah, maybe Bush would have been a guy to kick back with some cold ones, but think about all the folks you have beers with. How many of those would you want to be President?

Recovering alcoholics are the best guys to have a beer with. When they fall of the wagon, it's epic.

They have a disease.


Damnit, George, you are an alcoholic.

Damnit, George, you have lupus.

One of those doesn't sound right.
 
2012-04-24 02:45:15 PM

thomps: no, i wouldn't mind if he showed up in the video and started helping out. i mean, i wouldn't prefer it, but whatever. he just kind of stands there in the background talking about the economy while staring intensely into the camera.


In mine, he's always in the unnecessary close-up of the guy's face. Usually it's a lot of boning, then the camera zooms in on the face of the guy doing the boning because that's totally what you want to see when you're jacking it. Now, ever since Dumbama got elected, the camera zooms on his face just before the money shot.
 
2012-04-24 02:46:18 PM
You know, I watch a lot of TV. Like, way more than I should, and I very rarely see any of the Obamas outside of the news. Am I watching the wrong channels? How often is everyone else seeing them?
 
2012-04-24 02:49:54 PM

Rapmaster2000: ALLENE177
I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do, the remote is always VERY close at hand. As soon as Dumbama or Moocherella's ugly faces appear, I change channels. Just the sight or sound of them makes me want to puke.


They appear to have the same reaction to the President and First Lady as I do to the commercials for California's Great America where a family does high pitched screaming for 30 seconds.

Why so angry?
 
2012-04-24 02:51:03 PM

Rapmaster2000: Moocherella


I am SO stealing that.

Rapmaster2000: Unfortunately for Malia, she's entering her awkward teens which will be the time for the right wingosphere to continually bring up how ugly she is.

That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.


But remember, Rick Santorum's kids are OFF LIMITS!!!
 
2012-04-24 02:51:54 PM

Jake Havechek: I tell ya, I've never even heard of Bill Ayers or this Alinsky motherfarker until I read about them in freerepublic.


What? Like most lib children I had their posters in my bedroom up next to the one of Kim Jong-Il dunking it over Patrick Ewing.
 
2012-04-24 02:52:21 PM
img0.fark.net it's like a zombie img0.fark.net

No click from the beyond. How is this even a thing anymore?
 
2012-04-24 02:54:24 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Rapmaster2000: Moocherella

I am SO stealing that.


It sounds like a stoner foodie dessert made of Moose Munch and Nutella, turned into a confectionary bar like a blondie.
 
2012-04-24 02:54:35 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Rapmaster2000: Moocherella

I am SO stealing that.

Rapmaster2000: Unfortunately for Malia, she's entering her awkward teens which will be the time for the right wingosphere to continually bring up how ugly she is.

That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.

But remember, Rick Santorum's kids are OFF LIMITS!!!


"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." - John McCain.
 
2012-04-24 02:55:10 PM

Rapmaster2000: Lumpmoose:
Laura Bush stuck to education and literacy and Michelle Obama is sticking to general healthy living so they should be off-limits from personal attacks. TFA's author is a douche.

Healthy living is a partisan issue now because Moochelle Fartbongo is FORCING Americans to feel bad about all these fat kids lumbering around on their little wobbly thighs.

Christ, I was at the mall the other day and there was this huge woman with a fat six or seven year old. Fat at six years-old? How is that possible?


CSB time:

In the evenings, I coach a community swim team for little kids at the local aquatic center. Last winter, there was a little girl who was about 8, and ENORMOUSLY fat. She couldn't even climb out of the swimming pool on her own. Normally I would grab her hands and lift her out, and as long as she was in shallow water, where she could put some of her weight on her feet, I could lift her.

Well, one weekend we had a competition at a pool with deep water. When she finished her race, I went over to help her out, because she was stuck (again). I tried to lift her up, and I couldn't. I had to get another guy to come help me (and I bench press 245, I am not weak by any means), and it took two fully grown men to pull this girl out of the water. She's. Farking. 8.

Republicans are apparently FURIOUS that Michelle Obama would dare try to make better nutritional options and information available to this girl and her family. And that fact alone tells me all I need to know about the GOP as a party.
 
2012-04-24 02:55:36 PM
Im shocked that more white people don't simply drop dead from the severe butt hurt of having a Gentleman of Color in the white house.
 
2012-04-24 02:55:39 PM
LOL ISN'T THIS FUNNY GUIZE HAHAHAH MOOCHELLE!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-24 02:56:32 PM

Jubeebee: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]

Damn FLAUTAS all over the TV, making me hungry.


images.wikia.com
R.I.P. Flotter
 
2012-04-24 02:57:09 PM

I think I speak for all sane people when I say:

SHUT UP, YOU COCKS!


Seriously, quit with the manufactured outrages. Quit trying to throw crap against the wall just to see if it might stick. I have many issues concerning the way that the Obama administration has handled things, but if you're upset about FLOTUS promoting a healthy lifestyle, you just need to kill yourself because YOU are what's wrong about American politics.
 
2012-04-24 02:57:12 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-24 02:58:21 PM
Man, if the folks at Breitbart don't settle down someone over there is going to have a heart attack.
 
2012-04-24 02:58:51 PM
No comment on the use of "Soviets"? Well, that ends now.
 
2012-04-24 02:59:16 PM
I'd like to see the draft-dodging dough boys drop and give twenty.

www.thegrio.com
 
2012-04-24 03:00:32 PM
She outlived Breitbart. Maybe he should have followed some of her health advice.
 
2012-04-24 03:01:48 PM

theorellior: LOL ISN'T THIS FUNNY GUIZE HAHAHAH MOOCHELLE!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 465x312]


Conservative "humor" causes me physical discomfort. It's like searing gas pains.

To paraphrase Seinfeld, it doesn't offend me as a liberal. It offends me as a comedian.
 
2012-04-24 03:02:33 PM

what_now: BROOD OF VIPERS!!


BOB SAGAT!!
 
2012-04-24 03:04:08 PM
Funny thing is, Breitbart is currently serving as a Tucks pad for Strom Thurmond.

Best part... forever.
 
2012-04-24 03:04:47 PM
Breitbart is dead, lol
 
2012-04-24 03:04:47 PM

HotWingConspiracy: [www.regretsy.com image 580x500]

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL


I think that one of my summer projects will involve trying to decode and comprehend that image.

/[mymindisfulloffark.jpg]
 
2012-04-24 03:05:17 PM

HotWingConspiracy: [www.regretsy.com image 580x500]

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL


CF4L!
 
2012-04-24 03:06:02 PM

Lochsteppe: HotWingConspiracy: [www.regretsy.com image 580x500]

I'd point out that Andy is quite the sweaty mess, but get this - HE'S DEAD. LOL

I think that one of my summer projects will involve trying to decode and comprehend that image.

/[mymindisfulloffark.jpg]


Regretsy.com
 
2012-04-24 03:07:02 PM
You can take the woman out of the ghetto, but...
 
2012-04-24 03:07:05 PM
"This dwarfs the number of appearances former First Lady Laura Bush made during the first three and a half years of her husband's first term, when she was on 12 shows."

That's because the rest of the time she was dosed up higher than a kite... Even then, they glassy gleam was in her eyes.

I can't believe they can't generate ANYTHING more creative than this bullshiat. Was Brietbart the true creative genius behind this site? Does NOBODY have anything that would at least score points for originality?
 
2012-04-24 03:08:05 PM
Could be worse. She could be married to the guy who caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis by pushing the country into an unnecessary war.
 
2012-04-24 03:08:14 PM
Laura Bush was on Valium most of the time.
 
2012-04-24 03:09:06 PM
Outrageous. Reagan ended the Cold War with nary a drop of ball sweat in his 8 year tenure.
 
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