Michelle Obama is only imitating her husband, who has interrupted virtually every major televised sporting event with his appearances in order to make himself as well-known to Americans as humanly possible.

INTERRUPTED VIRTUALLY every major sporting event. All of them! There was that NCAA Tournament play in game he went to, and ummm that one time he entered The Masters Tournament. Yeah.

Secret Kenyan Mulsin Interrupter!

Somebody should pull that stick out of Wm. Bigelow's ass and whack him in the head with it.
Acting like, and mingling with real people is certainly offensive to all.

Sarah Palin is automatically Second Lady and President Obama has to convert to Mormonism.

Great comments on there:

ALLENE177
I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do, the remote is always VERY close at hand. As soon as Dumbama or Moocherella's ugly faces appear, I change channels. Just the sight or sound of them makes me want to puke.

Protip: when I'm trolling the local rag, I always say "X makes me want to PUKE!" For some reason, wanting to puke is a strong right-wing rebuke. It's very common among these people. Personally, something like shots of Jack on a empty stomach with a hangover make me want to puke more than seeing Obama... err Dumbama on TV.

ALBERTOSAURUS1
Michelle Obama may be on the verge of substantial national fame and influence. Hillary Clinton really took off as political celebrity when her husband the President was caught schtupping the help. All the networks wanted to interview her. Somehow she became plausible as a US Senator despite her former lack of experience in high political office.

So if and when the allegations of Barrack's homosexuality blossom into a full blown scandal, we'll be seeing a lot of her on the Sunday political news shows.

Obama is gay too. That's how much he sucks.

JEANIE4
How many gals are so vain you make sure your lip stick matches your tee shirt for the camera. Also imagine the hours and money it must take to assure that your lip stick is c0-ordinated at all times. She sure is in a category all her own. I wonder if she pays for all this or gets it free because she's FLOTUS.

I'm curious if this woman is actually shocked that another woman makes an effort to coordinate her look or if she's just nitpicking. Also, I like the effort to stick a 0 in anything related to 0bama. I wonder if he b0ught s0me t0mat0es f0r his salad.

Diogenes: thomps: the comments section is priceless, btw. apparently she's positioning herself for political celebrity status so she still has a career once barack comes out of the closet.

I can't wait for Sasha and Malia to become the new Olsen twins.

Unfortunately for Malia, she's entering her awkward teens which will be the time for the right wingosphere to continually bring up how ugly she is.

That's got to be great for a teenage girl having 30% of the country talking aloud about how hideous you look because they hate your old man.

Speaking as a conservative, normally I have absolutely no interest one way or the other in Michelle Obama. Any coverage of her is too much, unless she's encouraging literacy or some such other worthy apolitical cause. Exercise is a fine cause, and if you don't sweat, you're not exercising.

/Unless you're Alexander Putin, and you can slay three bears blindfolded with one hand while defeating Nazis to recover the Lost Ark with the other. And not sweat.

Galloping Galoshes: Any coverage of her

Or any other FLOTUS. Just to clarify.
/Unless FLOTUS is seriously ill. Then it's news.

Rapmaster2000: Great comments on there:


JEANIE4
How many gals are so vain you make sure your lip stick matches your tee shirt for the camera. Also imagine the hours and money it must take to assure that your lip stick is c0-ordinated at all times. She sure is in a category all her own. I wonder if she pays for all this or gets it free because she's FLOTUS.

I'm curious if this woman is actually shocked that another woman makes an effort to coordinate her look or if she's just nitpicking. Also, I like the effort to stick a 0 in anything related to 0bama. I wonder if he b0ught s0me t0mat0es f0r his salad.

Dear Jeanie -
You sound like a fat, racist, jealous harpie. Caring about one's appearance is a good thing. Tshirts and lipstick aren't expensive and before she was FLOTUS Michelle made more money than your tacky cracker ass could imagine having.
PS You will never be on TeeVee.

Warm Regards -
Abbey

thomps: dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.

plus a "morons to the sun" space race would reinvigorate a love of math and science in today's youth, the price of gold would fall back to rational levels, and the job openings at the jiffy lube would help get people back to work.

We could raise money for charity by sponsoring the participants.

dahmers love zombie: There is absolutely zero doubt that if you could identify the commenters at the end of that article, pack them on a ship, and shoot it into the sun, the IQ of this country would measurably increase.

This why I love USAToday's new comment setup that links directly to facebook so you can read about people you'd never meet in real life. My personal favorite is this guy that speaks of demons in his computers and says "BROOD OF VIPERS" when he's frustrated. I've started saying it.

Diogenes: Sounds like Breitbart is just upset that the Obamas have effectively thwarted their campaign to portray the couple as different, foreign, other, unclassed, and ignorant and disrespectful of "our ways."

NnnnNNNnnzzzhhhh Zombie Breitbart want COCAAAAAAAINES

Sgt Otter: SurfaceTension: Diogenes: It's OK to say you'd like to have a beer with Dubya. But it's a sin for Obama to appear like one of us.

I never did get that argument. Yeah, maybe Bush would have been a guy to kick back with some cold ones, but think about all the folks you have beers with. How many of those would you want to be President?

Recovering alcoholics are the best guys to have a beer with. When they fall of the wagon, it's epic.

They have a disease.