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(The Sun)   "Me, sexy? I'm often in pool of vomit"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 64
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2012-04-24 02:14:29 PM  
I'm too sexy for the chunks.
 
2012-04-24 02:44:43 PM  
I'd hold her hair.
 
2012-04-24 02:46:19 PM  
Uh, what is Lindsay Lohan, Alex?

*clicks link*

Ah well...close enough.
 
2012-04-24 03:02:39 PM  
Seems like it would take a lot of vomit to fill up a pool.
 
2012-04-24 03:10:41 PM  
There's a website for that fetish.
 
2012-04-24 03:20:43 PM  

Ghastly: There's a website for that fetish.


They can even send you personalized & customized tapes of it...

Or so I've been told.
 
2012-04-24 03:28:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-24 03:30:27 PM  
I don't know who that is, but nice rack.
 
2012-04-24 03:31:10 PM  
Jacqueline Jossa with her boyfriend Tony Discipline

I think I know his mother.
 
2012-04-24 03:34:38 PM  
Happy days ... Jacqueline Jossa with her boyfriend Tony Discipline

Sounds like a wrestler's name.
 
2012-04-24 03:35:01 PM  
I'm 25 and pretty knowledgeable about pop culture...but..

WHO??
 
2012-04-24 03:36:24 PM  

MisterLoki: I don't know who that is, but nice rack.


i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 03:41:29 PM  

Nameless_Guy: Happy days ... Jacqueline Jossa with her boyfriend Tony Discipline

Sounds like a wrestler's name.


i would've guessed punk rock bass player
 
2012-04-24 03:43:31 PM  

WienerButt: I'm 25 and pretty knowledgeable about pop culture...but..

WHO??


OK soapstar according to the article. If you are male and American it would be kinda weird if you did know who she is.

She's LA hot. For Brits I can see why she'd be sexy even covered in vomit
 
2012-04-24 03:44:09 PM  
errrr UK Soapstar I mean
 
2012-04-24 03:46:36 PM  
The Brits seem to have a dearth of gorgeous women if this is the best they have...

/not that I wouldn't bang her like drum, but honestly, THAT is the best?
//like all those "I'm so attractive I can't go out in public without men throwing gifts at me" uggos
 
2012-04-24 03:48:07 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Nameless_Guy: Happy days ... Jacqueline Jossa with her boyfriend Tony Discipline

Sounds like a wrestler's name.

i would've guessed punk rock bass player


great, now I'm going to have to listen to Throbbing Gristle talk about the need for Discipline.
 
2012-04-24 03:51:51 PM  

Ghastly: There's a website for that fetish.


Interesting thing: When a woman vomits, her vaginal muscles also contract.

/Don't ask me how I know.
//Also true when they sneeze or cough.
 
2012-04-24 03:56:04 PM  

dittybopper: Ghastly: There's a website for that fetish.

Interesting thing: When a woman vomits, her vaginal muscles also contract.

/Don't ask me how I know.
//Also true when they sneeze or cough.


Or laugh.
 
2012-04-24 03:58:37 PM  
She's sexy sotted and she knows it....
 
2012-04-24 03:59:20 PM  

2wolves: dittybopper: Ghastly: There's a website for that fetish.

Interesting thing: When a woman vomits, her vaginal muscles also contract.

/Don't ask me how I know.
//Also true when they sneeze or cough.

Or laugh.


But they wouldn't know that....pepper spray doesn't make women laugh.
 
2012-04-24 03:59:32 PM  

Apos: She's sexy sotted and she knows it....



Oh...and what's her Fark handle?
 
2012-04-24 04:06:30 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Dead for Tax Reasons: Nameless_Guy: Happy days ... Jacqueline Jossa with her boyfriend Tony Discipline

Sounds like a wrestler's name.

i would've guessed punk rock bass player

great, now I'm going to have to listen to Throbbing Gristle talk about the need for Discipline.


Something tells me this will turn into a Mystery Science Theater thread right quick.

/Punch Rockgroin
 
2012-04-24 04:06:47 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-04-24 04:17:24 PM  
She definitely doesn't have that quint essential british look. Very nice.
 
2012-04-24 04:19:19 PM  

Gonad the Ballbarian: The Brits seem to have a dearth of gorgeous women if this is the best they have...

/not that I wouldn't bang her like drum, but honestly, THAT is the best?
//like all those "I'm so attractive I can't go out in public without men throwing gifts at me" uggos


I haven't exactly spent a lot of time in London....but I would be inclined to say your 'dearth of gorgeous women' assessment is accurate.
 
2012-04-24 04:22:26 PM  
Shes quite cute...no doubt she has the accent as well.


/Love me some foreign chicks.
 
2012-04-24 04:23:13 PM  

Gonad the Ballbarian: The Brits seem to have a dearth of gorgeous women if this is the best they have...

/not that I wouldn't bang her like drum, but honestly, THAT is the best?
//like all those "I'm so attractive I can't go out in public without men throwing gifts at me" uggos


You realize she was nominated for "Sexiest female" for an upcoming Brit soap opera awards show right? Not sexiest females in the UK in general.
 
2012-04-24 04:31:15 PM  
Whoever invented the bandage dress is now my new deity.
 
2012-04-24 04:32:20 PM  

dittybopper: Ghastly: There's a website for that fetish.

Interesting thing: When a woman vomits, her vaginal muscles also contract.

www.letsmakeadeal.com
 
2012-04-24 04:34:56 PM  

entropic_existence: You realize she was nominated for "Sexiest female"...in the UK in general.


Actually dude, I think it was just for an upcoming Brit soap opera awards show.

i215.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 04:39:07 PM  

Apos: Apos: She's sexy sotted and she knows it....

Oh...and what's her Fark handle?


Tenpoundsoftits?
 
2012-04-24 04:43:11 PM  

entropic_existence: Gonad the Ballbarian: The Brits seem to have a dearth of gorgeous women if this is the best they have...

/not that I wouldn't bang her like drum, but honestly, THAT is the best?
//like all those "I'm so attractive I can't go out in public without men throwing gifts at me" uggos

You realize she was nominated for "Sexiest female" for an upcoming Brit soap opera awards show right? Not sexiest females in the UK in general.



You want to think about that line of reasoning for a little bit?

You don't get on soap operas because of your acting-chops there skippy...

Typically the "celebrities" are celebrities because they are already above average looking, so wouldn't it stand to reason that those on TV could be considered prettier than the average non-celeb?

Therefore, this chick could be considered ALREADY more attractive than the average British female, now they say she is the prettiest of THAT group...
 
2012-04-24 04:48:53 PM  
www.gotceleb.com
 
2012-04-24 05:27:16 PM  

Nameless_Guy: Happy days ... Jacqueline Jossa with her boyfriend Tony Discipline

Sounds like a wrestler's name.


I wonder if he knows former Z-Rock news reporter Boobie Bondage.
 
2012-04-24 05:27:21 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 253x750]


I agree wholeheartedly.
 
2012-04-24 05:50:50 PM  
Tony Discipline

Hey, that's my porn name!
 
2012-04-24 05:56:48 PM  

I Like Bread: Whoever invented the bandage dress is now my new deity.


Herve Leger is the designer who started the current trend. He occasionally misfires (you'll know what I mean when you find the Kristen Stewart image), but the guy knows how to make a woman's body look jaw-droppingly spectacular.
 
2012-04-24 05:57:39 PM  
"Who, me, sexy? No way!" she said as she gently pushed her tight melon shaped breasts into the camera. "Not at all," she moaned, her tongue licking her pouty, red, luscious lips.
 
2012-04-24 06:01:22 PM  
You know how much you have to vomit it to fill a pool?
 
2012-04-24 06:22:06 PM  
FTFA: The other girls are all very, very sexy! How can I be up against Michelle Keegan?

Me: Who the fark is Michelle Keegan?
*a GIS for Michelle Keegan commences*
Me: Mother of God...

I love me some brunettes.
 
2012-04-24 06:26:17 PM  
She has a Reese Witherspoon chin.
/with or without her spoon.
 
2012-04-24 06:36:12 PM  
The article says she's covered in vomit, but neglects to say whose vomit. Does anyone know? Is there any way to print a spectra-photograph of the vomit and tell?
 
2012-04-24 06:49:20 PM  

andrewagill: The article says she's covered in vomit, but neglects to say whose vomit. Does anyone know? Is there any way to print a spectra-photograph of the vomit and tell?


You can't really dust for vomit.

And hey, just hose her off and I'm good to go.
 
2012-04-24 06:51:17 PM  

thompsonius: [www.gotceleb.com image 560x834]


I'm no Studman--she is wicked hot and has a great rack--but that chin is way too sharp.
 
2012-04-24 06:52:27 PM  

WienerButt: I'm 25 and pretty knowledgeable about pop culture...but..

WHO??


64.6.251.235

Thems who.
 
2012-04-24 07:08:42 PM  
Man, she reminds me of my very first crush. Before I even knew what that damn thing was for.
 
2012-04-24 07:17:23 PM  
MrSteve007: tomcats.jpg

Thought I was the only one who had ever seen that. Great flick!
 
2012-04-24 07:58:25 PM  
Helloooooo, wetnurse.
 
2012-04-24 08:14:33 PM  

2wolves: dittybopper: Ghastly: There's a website for that fetish.

Interesting thing: When a woman vomits, her vaginal muscles also contract.

/Don't ask me how I know.
//Also true when they sneeze or cough.

Or laugh.


hedweb.com4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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