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(610 WIOD)   Tweet: "I still got a warrant in Pearland...Those pigs will never catch me!!!NEVER!" lands woman in the #   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, pearland, Houston Police Department, false names, witness tampering, meNEVER  
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9094 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Apr 2012 at 11:41 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-04-24 12:21:17 PM  
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moonage daydream: The south/southeast side of Houston is frighteningly full of trashy morons. I can't wait to move.

Pearland and Pasadena are not parts of Houston.
2012-04-24 12:00:37 PM  
1 vote:
Well, I guess I'm showing my onion belt on this, but doesn't the whole tweet thing require you to follow someone before you see their tweets? Were the police following the seemingly delightful Mz Mahogany on Twitter? Or did someone else rat her out? Or does Big Brother monitor the twitterverse? Seems like there's more to this story than was written. Not surprising.
2012-04-24 11:57:12 AM  
1 vote:
The stupid is strong, with this one
2012-04-24 11:49:26 AM  
1 vote:
Pro-tip: If you have a warrant out for your arrest, then you might want to avoid social media.

Doesn't anyone know what the QT or DL means these days?
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