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(WPTV)   Self-described prophet breaks glass, rips out TVs, destroys Jeep, and writes 'Fear God' in his own blood. Don't blame the Devil for this one   (wptv.com) divider line 23
    More: Florida, jeeps, videos, god, break glass, affidavit states, Ocean Boulevard, Stuart Police Department, Michael Novatka  
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2012-04-24 09:13:48 AM  
Oh oh people of the earth
Listen to the warning the seer he said
Beware the storm that gathers here
Listen to the wise man
 
2012-04-24 10:06:45 AM  
Isn't every prophet really just self-described?
 
2012-04-24 10:30:10 AM  
Well, you gotta go with the devil you know.
 
2012-04-24 10:31:16 AM  
They say the words of the prophet are written on the subway walls.
 
2012-04-24 10:31:34 AM  
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sound of silence
 
2012-04-24 10:32:12 AM  

Jake Havechek: They say the words of the prophet are written on the subway walls.


*Shakes tiny fist of rage*
 
2012-04-24 10:33:03 AM  
How long shall they imprison our prophets
While we stand aside and look
Some say it's just a part of it
We've got to fulfill the book
 
2012-04-24 10:34:14 AM  
And echoes with the sound of salesmen....
 
2012-04-24 10:35:31 AM  

Jake Havechek: They say the words of the prophet are written on the subway walls.


The words of the pith-artist are written on the bathroom stalls.

Well, most of them are words, I guess.
 
2012-04-24 10:37:44 AM  
And the Pope owns 51% of General Motors.
And the Stock Exchange is the only thing he's qualified to quote us.
 
2012-04-24 10:39:07 AM  
The phrase "self-described prophet" is redundant.
 
2012-04-24 10:39:35 AM  
Psychic Corner.

Stores with confusing names that sound like the owner couldn't decide which way to go.

Pa: Hey, Ma! I'm goin' into town. Do you want anything from Psychic Corner?
Ma: Get some Kitchen Witches. I'm fresh out!
Pa: How about grim forebodings?
Ma: No, we've got plenty in the root celler. But get some Cream of Wheat cereal.

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2012-04-24 10:45:07 AM  
Some prophet he is. He would have forseen his own arrest and got away before the cops came if he was for real.
 
2012-04-24 10:45:19 AM  
Whoops! Should have used "Small" instead of "Sub".

This sounds a lot like a pyschotic episode, but the fact that the "store" was called "Psychic Corner" suggests it could just as well be a fit of fundamentalist righteousness and stuporstition.

Peasant religion takes this supernatural mumbo-jumbo more seriously than the people who practice supernatural mumbo-jumbo do. Most of the "New Agers" and "Pagans" are harmless, but a loony or a newly forged fanatic still on the wagon after a week is a force for evil beyond the imagining of girlscouts selling cookies full of sodium benzoate.

But doesn't that guy have an egg-like head? It's streteched in the verticle by some kind of graphical madness, but it's still more egg-like than Karl Pilkington's round knob.
 
2012-04-24 10:45:26 AM  
I wonder how many worshippers this "fear god" has.
 
2012-04-24 10:46:26 AM  

LittleSmitty: Some prophet he is. He would have forseen his own arrest and got away before the cops came if he was for real.


He allowed himself to get arrested, just as Jesus allowed himself to be crucified.
 
2012-04-24 10:54:26 AM  
I predicted this would happen!
 
2012-04-24 10:57:32 AM  

TravisBickle62: LittleSmitty: Some prophet he is. He would have forseen his own arrest and got away before the cops came if he was for real.

He allowed himself to get arrested, just as Jesus allowed himself to be crucified.


So dude got himself arrested for my sins? Cool! Now I can be a dick all I want and all I have to do is ask Michael Novatka for forgiveness. Thanks Michael Novatka!
 
2012-04-24 11:10:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
Disapproves
 
2012-04-24 12:43:31 PM  
"Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange phrase."
 
2012-04-24 01:19:06 PM  
Novatka told police he is "perfectly sane," and told them the correct day, where he was and what he was going and that he had no medical conditions to prove his sanity, the affidavit states.

Novatka told officers, the affidavit states, that God led him to the vehicle and told him it needed to be destroyed.


Sounds like a Nasruddin type character. A violent Nasruddin.

Rumi does not approve.
 
2012-04-24 01:39:12 PM  
Wait a minute. Psychic Corner didn't know the guy was coming?
 
2012-04-24 04:54:59 PM  
And this is why Florida has its own Fark tag.
 
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