Hmm, let's see.... here is the Big Spiffy List of All the Bad Things Fartbama Is, as it stands currently:

Obama is a Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Egghead Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Community-Organizer Cult-Leader Empty-Suit Tyrant Bureaucrat Hypocrite Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Plagiarist Pottymouth Murderer Islamofascist Sleeper-Cell Ghetto-Trash Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Child-Molester Anti-Catholic Drug-Lord Gun-Grabber Gun-Runner Lightbulb-Outlawer Hipster Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Ponzi-Schemer Vacation-Abuser Lazy-Ass Flip-Flopper Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Liar Trickster Death-Panelist Affirmative-Action-Case Evolutionist Fraudster Pothead Coke-Dealer Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Puppetmaster Soros-Minion Subhuman Illegal-Alien Reptoid Hayes-Insulter Dog-Eater Silver-Spoon Monarchist Teleprompter-Addict Chain-Smoker Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Hoodie-Condoner Stutterer Non-Tipper Binder-Clipper Pizza-Cheese-Eater Face-Blocker Havel-Snubber Malware-Propagator Misogynist Greenie-Weenie State-Miscounter Mom-Jeans-Wearer Grey-Poupon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy.

The list contradicts itself in so many ways it makes my head spin. Fortunately, the talking point they're hammering the most currently is Dog-Eater, which is simple and straightforward. Sure it contradicts Muslim, but Taqiyya takes care of that, no problem.

I picture a conference room filled with great minds of the conservative movement. Folks like Skinnyhead, EWreckedSean, Winterwhile, and Tenpoundsofcheese all bringing forth their wisdom in the cool, intellectual manner that they are know for.


/Yes i did get that out without laughing.
//I have great self control.