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2012-04-24 08:55:48 AM
This thread and those pictures have MASSIVE photoshop potential.

/ wish I could photoshop at work
 
2012-04-24 09:14:48 AM
I think this style is going to be the 'olde tymey wild west' photos of the future

'Let's all dress up like great great grammy would have back in the 1980's'
 
2012-04-24 09:17:19 AM
See you in ten years, erection.
 
2012-04-24 09:25:00 AM
I thought Glamour Shots was pretty stupid back in the 80s, and I wasn't wrong.

WTF is with all the collar holding/popping.?

BTW, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of these out there. *shiver*
 
2012-04-24 09:37:39 AM
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Most of those made me sad, but this one got a good laugh out of me
 
2012-04-24 09:49:09 AM
I used to work at Glamour Shots back then. It really was as ridiculous as those photos look.
 
2012-04-24 10:07:16 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Most of those made me sad, but this one got a good laugh out of me


Mirror, mirror on the wall...
 
2012-04-24 10:08:53 AM
#3 looks like Robin Cherbotsky...even her character says her name is too hard to spell
 
2012-04-24 10:09:52 AM
I stopped at the hand cuffs.

/Then I threw up a little in my mouth
 
2012-04-24 10:09:57 AM
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I have a bleached asshole.
 
2012-04-24 10:12:40 AM
I always liked the idea of Glamour Shots, but the poses and clothing and makeup were always so bloody awful...

What was with the clutching the collar pose?!

When drag queens say "Holy shiat that's campy," it's time to close up shop.
 
2012-04-24 10:12:53 AM
It doesn't help that most of the fashions are from the Unfortunate 80s, and most of the women are homelier than a bag full of assholes.
 
2012-04-24 10:13:34 AM
Just a normal photo without the "glamour" and it wouldn't be an issue....but that is just creepy freaky.
 
2012-04-24 10:14:12 AM

SweetSilverBlues: I always liked the idea of Glamour Shots, but the poses and clothing and makeup were always so bloody awful...


Perhaps, but I had a girlfriend back in the mid to late 1990s who had some Glamour Shots done, and damned if she wasn't hotter than normal.

I miss her.
 
2012-04-24 10:14:39 AM
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2012-04-24 10:15:22 AM
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Their caption: "The Midas Touch" - Everything that glistens is gold.

What I immediately thought: "Jabba The Hut" - When you laugh, the whole room shakes dangerously
 
2012-04-24 10:16:00 AM
My sister had one of these photos taken and gave a framed copy to my father for Christmas. He unwrapped the present and looked at it and told her "Nice frame, would have been better if you'd put a picture of yourself in it." I told him "Dad, look at the photo reeeeeal close." . He looked at it for a while and finally responded with "Oh."
 
2012-04-24 10:16:17 AM
Beyond the hair and wardrobe, I've always wondered at this obsession with the grab-the-collar shot.
 
2012-04-24 10:16:24 AM
Was that a "pick out the three real girls from a line up of guys in drag" contest?

2-3 were hittable, the rest need to hit with a stck
 
2012-04-24 10:16:28 AM
My first thought was "did we really kill the ozone layer for this!?"
 
2012-04-24 10:16:30 AM

tnpir: SweetSilverBlues: I always liked the idea of Glamour Shots, but the poses and clothing and makeup were always so bloody awful...

Perhaps, but I had a girlfriend back in the mid to late 1990s who had some Glamour Shots done, and damned if she wasn't hotter than normal.

I miss her.


Then she was one of the few, the lucky few.

And awwww, I'm sorry it didn't work out. :(
 
2012-04-24 10:16:54 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.
 
2012-04-24 10:17:16 AM

hillary: [www.clickorlando.com image 250x312]

Their caption: "The Midas Touch" - Everything that glistens is gold.

What I immediately thought: "Jabba The Hut" - When you laugh, the whole room shakes dangerously


Leslie Hall?

/shoot them in their brains
 
2012-04-24 10:17:20 AM
Missing:

asktheebayqueen.com

/Hot. Like Deb.
//Your mom goes to college...
 
2012-04-24 10:17:59 AM
My sister got Glamour Shots done once. My grandmother took one look at her favorite and said, "Katy, you look like a biatch!"

It was AWESOME!
 
2012-04-24 10:18:29 AM
Vanity thy name is woman
 
2012-04-24 10:19:03 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: 'Let's all dress up like great great grammy would have back in the 1980's'


That might be a lot of fun, actually. Let me check my closet. I think I have some pastel shirts with epilets back there someplace . . .
 
2012-04-24 10:19:38 AM
4th to the last: Mrs. BBQ Forks
 
2012-04-24 10:19:50 AM
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See that? The ENTIRE kielbasa.
 
2012-04-24 10:19:59 AM
I'm sure you're all gorgeous.

I have an idea! Let's take shiatty pictures of you from when you were younger and plaster them on the internet for basement dwelling pud whackers to gawk at and mock.

I know, welcome to Fark and all that other bullshiat.
 
2012-04-24 10:20:00 AM
I'd show mine, but Ive only 26 mins.
 
2012-04-24 10:20:09 AM

spack almighty: Missing:

[asktheebayqueen.com image 450x438]

/Hot. Like Deb.
//Your mom goes to college...


I'll bet I could throw a football over those mountains
 
2012-04-24 10:21:34 AM

Lionel Mandrake: [www.clickorlando.com image 275x360]

Most of those made me sad, but this one got a good laugh out of me


She has that smug look of having just loaded Batman & Robin into an overly elaborate death trap.
 
2012-04-24 10:21:54 AM
Speaking of Napoleon Dynamite, did anyone else think Uncle Rico was gonna rape Deb in the glamour shots scene?
 
2012-04-24 10:21:54 AM
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t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-04-24 10:22:22 AM

Coffee Snob: I'm sure you're all gorgeous.

I have an idea! Let's take shiatty pictures of you from when you were younger and plaster them on the internet for basement dwelling pud whackers to gawk at and mock.

I know, welcome to Fark and all that other bullshiat.


Look! We found one of the people in those photos!
 
2012-04-24 10:22:44 AM

LittleSmitty: 2-3 were hittable, the rest need to hit with a stck


#2:
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The Pentecostal Virgin: "Is that a penis? Ewwwwwwwww... I'm going back to live with my parents!"


#3:
www.clickorlando.com

The Tranny - big Adam's apple, big tits, big hips, big dick
 
2012-04-24 10:22:52 AM
worst childhood memory: finding my mom's glamour shots.

/fetal position
 
2012-04-24 10:24:11 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Speaking of Napoleon Dynamite, did anyone else think hope Uncle Rico was gonna rape Deb in the glamour shots scene?


ftfm
 
2012-04-24 10:24:14 AM

maxximillian: I stopped at the hand cuffs.

/Then I threw up a little in my mouth


That was my reaction as well.
 
2012-04-24 10:24:24 AM

Coffee Snob: I'm sure you're all gorgeous.

I have an idea! Let's take shiatty pictures of you from when you were younger and plaster them on the internet for basement dwelling pud whackers to gawk at and mock.

I know, welcome to Fark and all that other bullshiat.


Which one of those glamour shots is yours?
 
2012-04-24 10:24:33 AM

UtileDysfunktion: My sister had one of these photos taken and gave a framed copy to my father for Christmas. He unwrapped the present and looked at it and told her "Nice frame, would have been better if you'd put a picture of yourself in it." I told him "Dad, look at the photo reeeeeal close." . He looked at it for a while and finally responded with "Oh."


Never understood the "giving a glamour shot of myself as a gift to someone I'm not romanatically involved with" thing. Got one one year from a girl I was close friends with (long after she'd made it clear that was all we'd ever be) and I was very much "gee, thanks, I guess..."
 
2012-04-24 10:24:36 AM
Oh wow, people hating on Glamour Shots... Back in the early 1980s, I bought a franchise and opened a store at a mall in Richland Hills, just outside of Dallas. I was in my early twenties, but I'd been taking photographs my entire life. For all the people that hate on it, you have to understand just how farking hideous these people are when they walk into the store. Typically, it's a middle aged woman whose trying to take a "sexy" shot for her boyfriend, but not so sexy that it will get confiscated by the prison guards who monitor the mall. So it's my job to make this humongous, flabby white woman look good enough for Paco to jack to while he's doing a five year minimum for the statutory rape of the woman's daughter. Hey, I consider myself an artist, up to any challenge, but you have to understand -- the Sistine Chapel was already pretty damn beautiful before Michelangelo started on it.

Forget the size of them, these woman were so ugly that I'd wake up at night, screaming, covered in sweat, and punching myself in my own cock. I had to basically build them a new head using clown make-up, hairspray, and Satanic prayer. I'll probably go to hell for it. The only way I could tell if I'd done a reasonable job is to have the woman look in the mirror to see if it'd shatter. I was unable to masturbate to orgasm my entire tenure there.

So please, do not hate Glamour Shots itself. It was a reasonable idea that preyed on people's vanity. I closed shop, though, when this particularly hideous walrus took off her robe and asked for some tasteful nudes. Her nipples... my God... her nipples...
 
2012-04-24 10:24:36 AM

Lionel Mandrake: [www.clickorlando.com image 275x360]

Most of those made me sad, but this one got a good laugh out of me


Do NOT accept an apple form this woman!
 
2012-04-24 10:25:12 AM

the-meter-man: And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.


spack almighty: Missing:


'Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.
 
2012-04-24 10:25:17 AM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 10:25:20 AM
Isn't the entire idea of that business to prey on unattractive people who want to have a sexy photo of themselves?
 
2012-04-24 10:26:02 AM

AmazinTim: [www.clickorlando.com image 322x360]
See that? The ENTIRE kielbasa.


That's the Climax. Oh yeah. Get her a towel.
 
2012-04-24 10:26:07 AM
I'm embarrassed to say I had some of these done when I was about 16. They had me do the "Fonz" pose and wear about 10 times more makeup then I was used to. Even though I was pretty cute back then (or so I hear) the pictures are ridiculous and I pull them out to laugh at them once in a while.
 
2012-04-24 10:26:22 AM
Came for Uncle Rico, leaving happy.

/pun intended
//would've been state champs...no doubt in my mind.
 
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