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(Some Neuter)   Common: Parking lot dispute settled by a fight. Not common: To the death. Fark: By "squeezing his testicles"   (arbroath.blogspot.com) divider line 82
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2012-04-24 09:24:10 AM  
The Evil That Men Women Do
 
2012-04-24 09:35:40 AM  
She was just practicing for her Black Belt.

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2012-04-24 09:37:36 AM  
How much packing can you do when you're on a scooter anyway?
 
2012-04-24 09:50:02 AM  
That's nuts.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-04-24 09:50:12 AM  
I really hope this is a repeat because the alternative is a wave of death-by-testicle-squeezing.
 
2012-04-24 10:54:04 AM  
I guess biologically speaking, once the testicles are destroyed there's really no reason to stay alive.
 
2012-04-24 11:39:42 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-24 12:36:54 PM  
Wait - I know it would hurt like a sumbiatch but what actually killed the guy? Heart attack?
 
2012-04-24 12:38:55 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Trying to rate the guy on the left. He needs to turn this way a little more.

Oh, yeah, and the story is sad and terrible, too.
 
2012-04-24 12:39:58 PM  

basemetal: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 448x325]


I appreciate empathy, but the guy in the red shirt is displaying a bit too much concern for others....
 
2012-04-24 12:41:12 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

That was Masahiko Kimura's patented technique. From his autobiography: "I disposed of the last man by squeezing his balls with full force. Ever since I was in junior high, I have been called Master Groin Squeezer, and had absolute confidence in this technique."
 
Skr
2012-04-24 12:42:09 PM  
He'll be back for revenge.
i2.listal.com
 
2012-04-24 12:42:24 PM  
I'm so very scared.
 
2012-04-24 12:43:33 PM  
 
2012-04-24 12:43:55 PM  
I'm sure the fact that her husband and brother were beating him had nothing to do with it.
 
2012-04-24 12:44:37 PM  
It's like a heart attack cannon that fires a dozen rounds
 
2012-04-24 12:45:13 PM  

MaliFinn: It's like a heart attack cannon that fires a dozen rounds


wow, wtf... wrong thread.
 
2012-04-24 12:46:27 PM  
squeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg.

...wait, WAIT I was just singing a song!!!
 
2012-04-24 12:46:27 PM  

MaliFinn: MaliFinn: It's like a heart attack cannon that fires a dozen rounds

wow, wtf... wrong thread.


Yet it still works.
 
2012-04-24 12:46:34 PM  
The ole nut-hugger.
 
2012-04-24 12:47:27 PM  
i224.photobucket.com
Approves.
 
2012-04-24 12:47:41 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

Giving a gentle squeeze?
 
2012-04-24 12:47:48 PM  

MaliFinn: MaliFinn: It's like a heart attack cannon that fires a dozen rounds

wow, wtf... wrong thread.


yet, oddly appropriate.
 
2012-04-24 12:51:46 PM  
From the movie "Naked Gun" with Leslie Nielson:

Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.

Ed: That's no way for a man to die.

Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
 
2012-04-24 12:51:54 PM  
Dear "ladies".

Reach up your flue.

Pull your ovaries out, fallopian tubes and all, slip them into a greasy paper bag and staple them to your cookie. Squeeze them. Hard.

Then we'll have lunch.
 
2012-04-24 12:52:54 PM  
Ouch...

/anyone else feel achy just reading that one?
 
2012-04-24 12:54:15 PM  

Chinchillazilla: I guess biologically speaking, once the testicles are destroyed there's really no reason to stay alive.


Nossir. If he's spawned already, he has that much more reason to protect his offspring and hence, his DNA.
 
2012-04-24 12:57:25 PM  
the really bad thing about that is that he can't go to heaven now...
 
2012-04-24 12:57:26 PM  

bunner: Dear "ladies".

Reach up your flue.

Pull your ovaries out, fallopian tubes and all, slip them into a greasy paper bag and staple them to your cookie. Squeeze them. Hard.

Then we'll have lunch.


/new keyboard, etc...
 
2012-04-24 12:58:06 PM  
www.dvdblurayreviews.com
APPROVES

/too obscure?
 
2012-04-24 12:58:19 PM  
Between this woman, Bo Xilai's wife and, heck, *my* wife, I'm deciding that Chinese women may all be dangerously insane.
 
2012-04-24 12:58:19 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 01:00:45 PM  

RatOmeter: Between this woman, Bo Xilai's wife and, heck, *my* wife, I'm deciding that Chinese women may all be dangerously insane.


Yeah, that should really be included in the marketing brochure.
 
2012-04-24 01:02:38 PM  
t0.gstatic.com

dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2012-04-24 01:02:44 PM  

MaliFinn: MaliFinn: It's like a heart attack cannon that fires a dozen rounds

wow, wtf... wrong thread.


Actually, I don't think you were that far off.
 
2012-04-24 01:05:33 PM  
Aaaargh, my groin!
 
2012-04-24 01:06:18 PM  
What a ball breaker she must be
 
2012-04-24 01:07:18 PM  
Cause of death, severe brain trauma...
 
2012-04-24 01:08:22 PM  

DubyaHater: What a ball breaker she must be


Ya' gotta hand it to her though...
 
2012-04-24 01:13:02 PM  
Whenever there's some really, really, REALLY weird news that I just can't process, sure enough, it's in a 3rd World situation.

Squeezing testicles kills you how? The man must've had a bad heart or something.
 
2012-04-24 01:14:29 PM  
This is why you punch women in the throat as hard as you can.
 
2012-04-24 01:15:01 PM  
codinghorror.typepad.com
 
2012-04-24 01:19:54 PM  
i always figured they'd just pop, it would hurt like hell, but you don't die.
 
2012-04-24 01:20:32 PM  

hdhale: Ouch...

/anyone else feel achy just reading that one?


yes, and I don't have balls.

Ladies, that is NOT what balls are for.

Balls are fun. Balls are our friends.
 
2012-04-24 01:22:27 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Squeezing testicles kills you how?


Hemorrhaging. There's a large blood supply involved.
 
2012-04-24 01:28:46 PM  
oh hell no
 
2012-04-24 01:31:31 PM  
Huh. Who knew?
 
2012-04-24 01:36:08 PM  

under a mountain: [t0.gstatic.com image 264x191]

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That's my purse! I don't know you!
 
2012-04-24 01:37:01 PM  
no
 
2012-04-24 01:38:22 PM  

mcwehrle: Ladies, that is NOT what balls are for.

Balls are fun. Balls are our friends.


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