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		As the Pope turns 85 the question is raised "what DO you get for the man who already has the Sistine Chapel?" (suntimes.com)		81
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Krikkitbot		2012-04-24 09:58:26 AM

a dose of humility?

I was a big fan of JPII. This pope gives me the creeps and his Prada shoes and calls for the clergy to dress better do not bode well.

madgordy		2012-04-24 09:59:18 AM

It's ALDERAN! ALDERAN! ALDERAN!

what better way to test the death star?

davynelson		2012-04-24 09:59:25 AM

sanity.

Clemkadidlefark		2012-04-24 10:06:43 AM

A little light reading, perhaps ...?

ecx.images-amazon.com

reillan		2012-04-24 10:07:53 AM

dittybopper: The Sevensteen Chapel?

Came for this joke, leaving satisfied

Braindeath		2012-04-24 10:08:31 AM

The same thing I would give the tin man.

JackieRabbit		2012-04-24 10:25:57 AM

Braindeath: The same thing I would give the tin man.

(muffled) "Oil can!"

JK47		2012-04-24 10:29:25 AM

A conscience.

dittybopper		2012-04-24 10:34:40 AM

Krikkitbot: a dose of humility?

I was a big fan of JPII.

JPII was too preachy about the whole "man shouldn't fool with nature" thing. Oh, and that whole 'girl cut from the gymnastics team uses gymnastic moves to thwart a velociraptor' thing was *SO* contrived.

ShowhermyO-face		2012-04-24 10:37:38 AM

Depends.........

tjsands1118		2012-04-24 10:43:52 AM

Clemkadidlefark: A little light reading, perhaps ...?

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

You know I was thinking a book too...
www.cosmosmagazine.com

Krikkitbot		2012-04-24 10:45:11 AM

dittybopper: Krikkitbot: a dose of humility?

I was a big fan of JPII.

JPII was too preachy about the whole "man shouldn't fool with nature" thing. Oh, and that whole 'girl cut from the gymnastics team uses gymnastic moves to thwart a velociraptor' thing was *SO* contrived.

It was in his job description to be preachy. I may not have agreed with everything he advocated (and that's one reason I won't be on the fast track to canonization) but he was way more of "the people's pope" than any before him or since.

And you threw me off with the gymnastics girl, lol.

Marine1		2012-04-24 10:45:14 AM

An excommunication.

Smeggy Smurf		2012-04-24 10:47:21 AM

He needs a trip to Castle Anthrax for just a little peril

brantgoose		2012-04-24 10:51:33 AM

I'm not saying that I don't like it, but doesn't it say "Babylonian Ziggurut" more than "Roman Catholic Church"?

How about adding some stained glass windows? Something modern. Chagall, maybe?

Nuclear Monk		2012-04-24 10:52:51 AM

A new death star? The last two got totally dicked up.

kroonermanblack		2012-04-24 10:55:02 AM

Man, the pedo jokes are too easy. Not really worth making.

And damn but I'm surprised by the rage some people have at Catholics.

/not one
//from deep east Texas, it's all baptist and church of Christ

brantgoose		2012-04-24 10:59:15 AM

Circussssse midgets! With their tiny beedy eyes and tiny evil hands.
Always moving! Always touching things! Arrrrrgh!
I HATE CIRCUS MIDGETS!

dittybopper		2012-04-24 11:14:33 AM

Krikkitbot: dittybopper: Krikkitbot: a dose of humility?

I was a big fan of JPII.

JPII was too preachy about the whole "man shouldn't fool with nature" thing. Oh, and that whole 'girl cut from the gymnastics team uses gymnastic moves to thwart a velociraptor' thing was *SO* contrived.

It was in his job description to be preachy. I may not have agreed with everything he advocated (and that's one reason I won't be on the fast track to canonization) but he was way more of "the people's pope" than any before him or since.

And you threw me off with the gymnastics girl, lol.

That's because I was talking about this JPII, not the one you were thinking about.

RaymondR		2012-04-24 11:15:12 AM

hlehmann: A good raping in prison?

Yep, that's the one.

i upped my meds-up yours		2012-04-24 11:17:46 AM

Something for his kitteh

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Krikkitbot		2012-04-24 11:21:25 AM

dittybopper:

That's because I was talking about this JPII, not the one you were thinking about.

And here I thought you were talking about both

Earthen		2012-04-24 11:48:05 AM

How about a traditional basket of apples, like the one Pope Alexander VI had...

FDR Jones		2012-04-24 11:49:35 AM

brantgoose: [www.ratzingerfanclub.com image 400x279]
I'm not saying that I don't like it, but doesn't it say "Babylonian Ziggurut" more than "Roman Catholic Church"?

How about adding some stained glass windows? Something modern. Chagall, maybe?

Eh, all cakes feel the same when you're sticking your dick in them.

SuddenlySamhain		2012-04-24 12:22:21 PM

Its not too late you ol' sinner you

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-04-24 01:10:15 PM

Legal immunity from conspiracy to commit child rape charges?

Gerald Tarrant		2012-04-24 02:52:43 PM

Young Skywalker??

You know because the one he has is too old to intrest him anymore.

hubiestubert		2012-04-24 03:41:41 PM

I'd say whirled peas...

sminkypinky		2012-04-25 03:23:08 AM

A badge saying 'I miss the Hitler Youth'

over_and_done		2012-04-25 06:24:27 AM

In pope-related humor, this (pops) looks pretty good.

Oldiron_79		2012-04-25 10:35:39 AM

A minion that doesn't throw him into the reactor of the death star?

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