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(Chicago Sun-Times)   As the Pope turns 85 the question is raised "what DO you get for the man who already has the Sistine Chapel?"   (suntimes.com) divider line 81
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2012-04-24 08:18:14 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

With a telescoping handle.
 
2012-04-24 08:21:29 AM
I bet he'd like a papal snuggy.
 
2012-04-24 08:25:59 AM
I'm sure he's already tucking into a bus load of altar boys.

And cake.

He seems like the kind of guy who'd like a lot of cake.
 
2012-04-24 08:26:05 AM
The Sevensteen Chapel?
 
2012-04-24 08:29:09 AM
Spoilers for the Popemobile.
 
2012-04-24 08:41:23 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Spoilers for the Popemobile.


Rims, definitely rims: They spinnin' sinner, they SPINNIN"
 
2012-04-24 08:43:21 AM

Vodka Zombie: I'm sure he's already tucking into a bus load of altar boys.

And cake.

He seems like the kind of guy who'd like a lot of cake.


Looks that way:
www.ratzingerfanclub.com
 
2012-04-24 08:49:04 AM

Magorn: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Spoilers for the Popemobile.

Rims, definitely rims: They spinnin' sinner, they SPINNIN"


But do they go "WHOOO WHOOO!"?
 
2012-04-24 08:50:28 AM
And Ed Hardy mitre for when he goes clubbing.
 
2012-04-24 08:50:41 AM
Pants
 
2012-04-24 08:50:56 AM
a new hat? his is horribly outdated.
 
2012-04-24 08:51:02 AM
Take his old H-J uniform to the cleaners?
 
2012-04-24 08:52:25 AM
How about an armed coup, a total clean out of all the treasures, and a swift kick in the nuts?
'Cause I'll chip in for that.
 
2012-04-24 08:52:47 AM
A subscription to Boys' Life?
 
2012-04-24 08:53:50 AM
Boys. More boys. More fresh, young boys.
 
2012-04-24 08:53:57 AM

Nightsweat: A subscription to Boys' Life?


/Shakes fist at Nightsweat! You beat me to it!
 
2012-04-24 08:54:02 AM
A big-ass sculpture for his tomb?

Link

/or a big ass-sculpture
 
2012-04-24 08:54:14 AM
Nazi memorabilia?
 
2012-04-24 08:54:36 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Magorn: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Spoilers for the Popemobile.

Rims, definitely rims: They spinnin' sinner, they SPINNIN"

But do they go "WHOOO WHOOO!"?


He should be up making breakfast or sumthin'.
 
2012-04-24 08:56:10 AM
A 3rd fully armed and operational battle station!
 
2012-04-24 08:56:17 AM
Came for the pedophile jokes; leaving happy.
 
2012-04-24 08:56:31 AM
A 500 ft Swastika.
 
2012-04-24 08:57:15 AM
Dan Brown's head on a pike?
 
2012-04-24 08:57:39 AM
Some used underoos?
 
2012-04-24 08:57:54 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: But do they go "WHOOO WHOOO!"?


Not yet. Is there time to install the 'whooers' before the party?

/everyone loves who-oers.
 
2012-04-24 09:00:21 AM
An all-expenses-paid trip to Dignitas.
 
2012-04-24 09:03:58 AM
His old pocket knife, with his name engraved on it...

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-04-24 09:04:59 AM
www.kenlight.com

/obvious
 
2012-04-24 09:05:36 AM
Beer. He may be God's number one guy on Earth, but he's still an old German dude.
 
2012-04-24 09:07:35 AM
Do Fleshlights come in an extra small size?
 
2012-04-24 09:12:34 AM
An outhouse, so he doesn't have to go in the woods anymore...
 
2012-04-24 09:12:50 AM
i527.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 09:15:34 AM
A good raping in prison?
 
2012-04-24 09:19:38 AM

All Latest: [i527.photobucket.com image 640x536]


Mickey Mouse walking hand in hand with Lenin and Jesus? What is this I don't even...
 
2012-04-24 09:20:36 AM
Guitar lessons?

i527.photobucket.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-04-24 09:20:39 AM
I don't know what a Bieber is, but I'll bet he would love one of those.
 
2012-04-24 09:21:01 AM
A hoodie.
 
2012-04-24 09:22:10 AM
a billion or so moooslims to convert from their heathen relgion.
 
2012-04-24 09:23:21 AM

vpb: I don't know what a Bieber is, but I'll bet he would love one of those.


I'm sure he'd be happier with matching Alter Boys instead of an ugly chick
 
2012-04-24 09:24:23 AM
An end to those pesky reporters who keep saying bad things about the RCC?
 
2012-04-24 09:24:29 AM

CUZN_Ovoids: His old pocket knife, with his name engraved on it...


I was given one of those. Odd moment.
 
2012-04-24 09:26:17 AM
Give him 40 lbs of rape.
 
2012-04-24 09:27:00 AM
A new lightsaber?

www.pixeljoint.com
 
2012-04-24 09:32:44 AM
A 6-month subscription and some Viagra.

3.bp.blogspot.com/hot
 
2012-04-24 09:33:25 AM

Mega Steve: All Latest: [i527.photobucket.com image 640x536]

Mickey Mouse walking hand in hand with Lenin and Jesus? What is this I don't even...


Gay adoption, maybe?
 
2012-04-24 09:41:27 AM
A grate over the thermal exhaust port?
 
2012-04-24 09:46:32 AM

comhcinc: Came for the pedophile jokes; leaving happy.


www.kzoz.com
 
2012-04-24 09:52:24 AM
This one's easy: a fresh alter boy.
 
2012-04-24 09:53:33 AM
Some whips to keep those nuns focused on Teh Geyz and the Abortion Tornado instead of helping the sick and poor?
 
2012-04-24 09:54:39 AM
Okay, I'll be That Guy:

It's ALTAR! ALTAR! ALTAR!
 
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