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2012-04-24 10:29:11 AM  
They should of served him McDonalds food as revenge.
 
2012-04-24 10:33:39 AM  

NateGrey: They should of served him McDonalds food as revenge.


That would violate the perpetrator's 8th Amendment rights.
 
2012-04-24 11:08:47 AM  
We need a McDonalds tag. McDonalds is the Florida embassy.
 
2012-04-24 11:09:55 AM  
Would you like to super-size your rage?
 
2012-04-24 11:10:18 AM  
Yes, yes I would like to beat your ass. And I'd like a large fries with that.
 
2012-04-24 11:11:55 AM  
Atleast the guy was nice enough to only hit him in the Mcribs. A shot to the head could have really done some long lasting damage.
 
2012-04-24 11:16:50 AM  
When I was a kid I worked in an ice cream shop in a mall and got threatened because I wouldn't let a guy cut in line.
 
2012-04-24 11:17:18 AM  
Why would anyone bring a bat to McDonald's
 
2012-04-24 11:17:37 AM  
I hope they catch the guy and send him to jail beat the shiat out of him with an aluminum bat till he pees blood.
 
2012-04-24 11:18:28 AM  
I can't say I haven't felt like doing that once or twice. Maybe more times than I can to admit. But for McDonald's? Still...
 
2012-04-24 11:20:25 AM  

krafty420: Why would anyone bring a bat to McDonald's


He keeps one in the car, so do I, it's Florida.
 
2012-04-24 11:24:46 AM  

TravisBickle62: He keeps one in the car, so do I, it's Florida.


So do I. The service in this state sux!
 
2012-04-24 11:26:26 AM  

Headso: Atleast the guy was nice enough to only hit him in the Mcribs. A shot to the head could have really done some long lasting damage.


lol
 
2012-04-24 11:26:43 AM  
Here's a video of said beating:

Poops!
 
2012-04-24 11:28:39 AM  

TravisBickle62: krafty420: Why would anyone bring a bat to McDonald's

He keeps one in the car, so do I, it's Florida.


And of course, being Floridian(?), it took him 20 minutes to find it in his car...
 
2012-04-24 11:29:50 AM  
Looks to me like he stood his ground.
 
2012-04-24 11:31:52 AM  
Florida.
 
2012-04-24 11:33:18 AM  
McDonald's is my kind of place
They serve you rattlesnakes
Hamburgers up your nose
French fries between your toes
McDonald's is my kind of place
Last time I went there
They fried my underwear
 
2012-04-24 11:35:45 AM  
Apparently the suspect waited for some time and was not served. When a manager asked him if he had been waited on, the suspect reportedly became angry and said he had not and that the exact same thing happened to him the previous day. The suspect demanded the corporate phone number, which was provided by the manager. The suspect then threw down the paper and stormed out of the restaurant. Police say about 20 minutes later, the suspect returned with a baseball bat, jumped the counter and began hitting the manager with the bat. The suspect yelled, "All I wanted was some [expletive] food!" and then left the store.

So the manager was checking to make sure he wasn't skipped, guy got mad and asked for corporate info. Manager complied and was rewarded with a Louisville Slugger ... nice. INAL nor a cop but premeditated assault with a deadly weapon??
 
2012-04-24 11:36:10 AM  

Headso: Atleast the guy was nice enough to only hit him in the Mcribs. A shot to the head could have really done some long lasting damage.


Not to mention the damage you can do with a good shot to the McNuggets.
 
2012-04-24 11:38:13 AM  

hutchkc: Apparently the suspect waited for some time and was not served. When a manager asked him if he had been waited on, the suspect reportedly became angry and said he had not and that the exact same thing happened to him the previous day. The suspect demanded the corporate phone number, which was provided by the manager. The suspect then threw down the paper and stormed out of the restaurant. Police say about 20 minutes later, the suspect returned with a baseball bat, jumped the counter and began hitting the manager with the bat. The suspect yelled, "All I wanted was some [expletive] food!" and then left the store.

So the manager was checking to make sure he wasn't skipped, guy got mad and asked for corporate info. Manager complied and was rewarded with a Louisville Slugger ... nice. INAL nor a cop but premeditated assault with a deadly weapon??


Damn that manager! The man simply wanted to violently express his inchoate rage, yet the manager *deliberately* took away every possible excuse!
 
2012-04-24 11:38:49 AM  
where i live & work.
 
2012-04-24 11:39:02 AM  
What I thought of when reading the headline:

yeowchspanking.com

/dnrtfa
 
Skr
2012-04-24 11:40:35 AM  
The only time I've felt like doing that was when I was waiting at the DMV for a license renewal. I had been waiting 45 minutes when they finally should have gotten to my number but then they skipped it.
When I walked up to the counter, they acted like I should pull another number and wait. Yeah, not cool.
 
2012-04-24 11:41:02 AM  
What, no pictures of Artie Fufkin?
 
2012-04-24 11:45:25 AM  
content6.flixster.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-04-24 11:47:05 AM  
Seemed really upset, he swung that bat with McFlurry.
 
2012-04-24 11:48:25 AM  

TravisBickle62: krafty420: Why would anyone bring a bat to McDonald's

He keeps one in the car, so do I, it's Florida.


People packing bats in their cars is why I pack a Glock at all times.
Disabled people can't swing bats very well, but pulling a trigger is no problem.
 
2012-04-24 11:49:13 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: TravisBickle62: krafty420: Why would anyone bring a bat to McDonald's

He keeps one in the car, so do I, it's Florida.

People packing bats in their cars is why I pack a Glock at all times.
Disabled people can't swing bats very well, but pulling a trigger is no problem.


You are disabled?
 
2012-04-24 11:50:45 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: TravisBickle62: krafty420: Why would anyone bring a bat to McDonald's

He keeps one in the car, so do I, it's Florida.

People packing bats in their cars is why I pack a Glock at all times.
Disabled people can't swing bats very well, but pulling a trigger is no problem.


"Stupid" isn't a disability.
 
2012-04-24 11:51:00 AM  
Just another side effect of eating that garbage I assume?
 
2012-04-24 11:56:40 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: TravisBickle62: krafty420: Why would anyone bring a bat to McDonald's

He keeps one in the car, so do I, it's Florida.

People packing bats in their cars is why I pack a Glock at all times.
Disabled people can't swing bats very well, but pulling a trigger is no problem.


I always bring a throwing knife to a gun fight.

www.overthinkingit.com
 
2012-04-24 11:57:54 AM  
www.made-in-england.org

You want some fries with that biatch!?!?
 
2012-04-24 11:58:32 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: TravisBickle62: krafty420: Why would anyone bring a bat to McDonald's

He keeps one in the car, so do I, it's Florida.

People packing bats in their cars is why I pack a Glock at all times.
Disabled people can't swing bats very well, but pulling a trigger is no problem.


I'm just too lazy to put that much effort into things these days, swinging a bat is hard work!
 
2012-04-24 11:59:10 AM  

Linkage: [www.made-in-england.org image 460x446]

You want some fries with that biatch!?!?


That picture cracks me up every time!
 
2012-04-24 12:01:25 PM  
We have noticed many times before that when the media doesn't mention race,.... it is a black guy.

I'm not saying it was a black guy....

i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-24 12:04:47 PM  
Oh man, this is gonna reactivate my guilty pleasure. I can spend hours watching savages beat the hell out of each other in McDonalds, Denny's, Taco Bell, etc. There's no shortage of it on YouTube.
 
2012-04-24 12:05:41 PM  
Caller: "No. He was mad because we didn't know he was waiting in line to be taken care of."

RESMPECT
 
2012-04-24 12:06:44 PM  

TravisBickle62: krafty420: Why would anyone bring a bat to McDonald's

He keeps one in the car, so do I, it's Florida.


I have a little wooden bat in my trunk. I can slide it up my sleeve and its perfectly concealed. Though its probably only good for one shot...
 
2012-04-24 12:06:45 PM  
chicagoist.com

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2012-04-24 12:25:43 PM  
One of my first jobs was at a McDonalds. Yes, in Florida. I already hated humanity at that point, but there were some REAL pieces of work I got to deal with there. And from stories I've heard from others, and this story, I was actually really lucky.

One day I was working both the front counter AND drive-thru, both taking orders and gathering food, at the insane time between breakfast and lunch... on a Sunday. I was a tiny l'il thing, working as fast as I possibly could by myself. People were grumbling, I was being as friendly and apologetic as I could (*completely* against my nature - I am nearly every 'socially awkward penguin' meme image) 'I'm sorry ma'am, I'm the only one here other than the two cooks right now, have a free apple pie' etc. Then these two dudes walk up. Great big burly skinheads in leather and spikes. I put on my friendliest smile... and the bigger guy leans in, ice-blue eyes looking straight into mine, and says in a THICK Russian accent 'I have been waiting too long. I will NOT wait longer. If I wait longer we have problem. Understand?'

Right then I knew - knowing there were 6 orders in front of his, knowing that there was a backup on fries at that moment - that I was going to die. I simply nodded, then ran to the back where the manager (who should have been out there helping me anyway!) was counting tills, told him I couldn't deal with a customer in the front and just burst out in tears. That luckily got the manager to actually, you know, manage, and go deal with them himself. By the time I managed to compose myself they were gone. I was sure they were going to come back later and kill me. Manager never even apologized.

I will never forgot those eyes. I don't ever look people in the eye, but I was locked right on them. They were eyes that clearly said 'I could reach over and snap your neck like a tiny brittle twig right now and there's nothing anyone could do about it'.

/csb, I know. I've got some other great ones from that job, and from my brief stint at a Subway. I have only the greatest empathy/sympathy for fast food workers
//quit a couple days later
 
2012-04-24 12:32:12 PM  

probesport: [chicagoist.com image 300x246]

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lol
 
2012-04-24 12:34:54 PM  

safeforwork: ran to the back where the manager (who should have been out there helping me anyway!) was counting tills, told him I couldn't deal with a customer in the front and just burst out in tears.


You cried at work? That sounds embarrassing.

Not that there's anything wrong with crying, but doing it all in public at work?
 
2012-04-24 12:46:06 PM  

BurnShrike: safeforwork: ran to the back where the manager (who should have been out there helping me anyway!) was counting tills, told him I couldn't deal with a customer in the front and just burst out in tears.

You cried at work? That sounds embarrassing.

Not that there's anything wrong with crying, but doing it all in public at work?


Socially awkward penguin... especially as a teen.

(I'm a girl so it's okay, right?)

I've done far more embarrassing things to myself at my 'teenage years' jobs. Quitting subway involved my going out to the huge crowd waiting for their food, announcing that they would stay hungry because the manager is an idiot, and storming out the door while giving said manager the finger (luckily said crowd had just been witness to said manager's idiocy and clapped and/or followed me out). It felt *great*, but I think back on it and cringe.
 
2012-04-24 12:49:15 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: TravisBickle62: krafty420: Why would anyone bring a bat to McDonald's

He keeps one in the car, so do I, it's Florida.

People packing bats in their cars is why I pack a Glock at all times.
Disabled people can't swing bats very well, but pulling a trigger is no problem.


I don't have a carry permit because I'd rather not shoot anyone, it's a real pain in the ass afterwards. Beating someone with a bat isn't nearly as big a deal.
 
2012-04-24 12:50:05 PM  
No, just one beat your ass and some fries, please.
 
2012-04-24 12:51:43 PM  

TravisBickle62: Beating someone with a bat isn't nearly as big a deal.


images.fanpop.com

/agrees
 
2012-04-24 12:58:43 PM  

Headso: Atleast the guy was nice enough to only hit him in the Mcribs. A shot to the head could have really done some long lasting damage.


Be careful the "bones" in McRibs aren't real. You can tear right thru that shiat.
 
2012-04-24 01:00:46 PM  

safeforwork: BurnShrike: safeforwork: ran to the back where the manager (who should have been out there helping me anyway!) was counting tills, told him I couldn't deal with a customer in the front and just burst out in tears.

You cried at work? That sounds embarrassing.

Not that there's anything wrong with crying, but doing it all in public at work?

Socially awkward penguin... especially as a teen.

(I'm a girl so it's okay, right?)

I've done far more embarrassing things to myself at my 'teenage years' jobs. Quitting subway involved my going out to the huge crowd waiting for their food, announcing that they would stay hungry because the manager is an idiot, and storming out the door while giving said manager the finger (luckily said crowd had just been witness to said manager's idiocy and clapped and/or followed me out). It felt *great*, but I think back on it and cringe.


Ah, I didn't realize you're a girl. It's a bit more acceptable then. I'm just rather private about myself, so there's no way I'd do anything like that with other people around.

Why would you cringe about that second story? I think it sounds great! Good job.
 
2012-04-24 01:01:14 PM  
The suspect was heard saying to the manager, "You deserve a break today."
 
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