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		And oh how they bounced, the little children of Stonehenge (guardian.co.uk)		28
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Jake Havechek		2012-04-24 09:35:49 AM

In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...

TIKIMAN87		2012-04-24 09:38:44 AM

fark the napkin!

cgraves67		2012-04-24 09:39:08 AM

I'm surprised "modern druids", wiccans, or whatever aren't suing for defamation of their religious site.

BurnShrike		2012-04-24 09:39:09 AM

So that's how they moved those massive stones.

314/		2012-04-24 09:40:26 AM

Derek Smalls: Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?
David St. Hubbins: No of course we're not going to do farking Stonehenge tomorrow night!

THX 1138		2012-04-24 09:42:37 AM

I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright?

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Thelyphthoric		2012-04-24 09:53:21 AM

My crap pic of the REAL Stone'enge

Thelyphthoric		2012-04-24 09:54:16 AM

Now that i look at it, the stupid museum hing it backwards.

Thelyphthoric		2012-04-24 09:54:52 AM

*hung, even.

/need coffee STAT

Yakk		2012-04-24 10:02:45 AM

This thread makes me happy

Flarn		2012-04-24 10:09:11 AM

One of the greatest henges in the world!

allegedman		2012-04-24 10:18:35 AM

Stonehenge was about to be deflated BY A DWARF!!!

PirateKing		2012-04-24 10:23:14 AM

I received a napkin.

Crewmannumber6		2012-04-24 10:26:07 AM

Lick My Love Pump

czetie		2012-04-24 10:41:32 AM

I cannot begin to measure how badly I want an inflatable Stonehenge in my backyard.

RoyFokker'sGhost		2012-04-24 10:43:37 AM

cgraves67: I'm surprised "modern druids", wiccans, or whatever aren't suing for defamation of their religious site.

Because (for the most part), we have a sense of humor?

Yes, there is the occasional 'fundie', but for the most part, neo-pagans as a whole are pretty laid back and relaxed.

mikaloyd		2012-04-24 10:43:44 AM

So this is modern art huh? It wont be "real" until banksy tags it.

skinink		2012-04-24 11:07:18 AM

How can I leave this behind?

bonobo73		2012-04-24 11:33:06 AM

Just watched This is Spinal Tap so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

/did not make it through TSA check due to aluminum wrapped vegetables...

Spiralmonkey		2012-04-24 11:43:36 AM

I have a day off tomorrow, so I am going to go see this, maybe have a bounce if they let adults on. Question is would it be better to go before I have (liquid) lunch with 3 girlfriends, or after 2 courses and a half-bottle of wine?

Mr. Toadcheese		2012-04-24 11:45:28 AM

Some call it Π, I call it ELEVEN.

Sketch Artist		2012-04-24 12:16:43 PM

Ha, I'm going to see this on Saturday! They'd better damn well let adults on, otherwise... no fair. I can't imagine they wouldn't, seeing as this is an example of 'making art accessible to the masses' and what not. I suppose you'd get kicked off if you were too obviously inebriated, though.

czetie		2012-04-24 12:16:46 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: Yes, there is the occasional 'fundie', but for the most part, neo-pagans as a whole are pretty laid back and relaxed.

I guess it's pretty easy to be laid back when your entire faith was made up over a good lunch, your holy writings were on the back of a cocktail napkin, and your belief system is laughably even by the standards of recently-invented religions. It's actually hard work to come up with anything that could offend a neo-pagan.

RoyFokker'sGhost		2012-04-24 01:03:37 PM

czetie: RoyFokker'sGhost: Yes, there is the occasional 'fundie', but for the most part, neo-pagans as a whole are pretty laid back and relaxed.

I guess it's pretty easy to be laid back when your entire faith was made up over a good lunch, your holy writings were on the back of a cocktail napkin, and your belief system is laughably even by the standards of recently-invented religions. It's actually hard work to come up with anything that could offend a neo-pagan.

And your point is?

Also, you forgot one point: Gerald Gardener was a sex freak that included practices like 'going skyclad' and 'taking a measure' because he liked seeing the members of his coven naked and tied up.

Trapper439		2012-04-24 01:12:12 PM

The Boston gig has been cancelled. But I wouldn't worry, it's not a big bouncy-castle town.

Thelyphthoric		2012-04-24 03:47:49 PM

Trapper439: The Boston gig has been cancelled. But I wouldn't worry, it's not a big bouncy-castle town.

The Mighty Boosh disagree
Bouncy Bouncy

/bouncy castle is at 0:30

czetie		2012-04-24 05:13:58 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: czetie: RoyFokker'sGhost: Yes, there is the occasional 'fundie', but for the most part, neo-pagans as a whole are pretty laid back and relaxed.

I guess it's pretty easy to be laid back when your entire faith was made up over a good lunch, your holy writings were on the back of a cocktail napkin, and your belief system is laughably even by the standards of recently-invented religions. It's actually hard work to come up with anything that could offend a neo-pagan.

And your point is?

I don't really have a point, but you knew that. I'm just saying that neo-paganism is basically "I'm not a religious person but I do consider myself spiritual" with better parties and fringe benefits.

Also, you forgot one point: Gerald Gardener was a sex freak that included practices like 'going skyclad' and 'taking a measure' because he liked seeing the members of his coven naked and tied up.

And speaking of fringe benefits...