This is why you're fat.

Shouldn't that headline be "Pizza Hut ADDS Cheeseburgers to Their Crust"?

/or ADDED, even?

I thought I was looking at a giant tostada. And I thought, "Well, I guess my days of jokingly calling those joint stores Pizza Bell/Taco Hut are gone."

No, that would be KFC's Bowls.

basemetal: Damn, I need a pepcid from just looking at that.

Yeah, I can feel my arteries clogging.

I'd try it once.

That looks unpleasant.

Mugato: nekom: It doesn't say where this is happening, so I'm just going to go ahead and guess it's in Japan.

It's cheeseburgers, not jellied squid. I saw a commercial for this here in the States.


_{Psssst..... they have cheeseburgers in Japan too.}

Epic Meal Time already covered this.

/in bacon

Are they bringing back the "BigFoot" pizza?

I prefer my pizzas less hamburgerey and more pizzaey.

Put bacon on those mini-cheeseburgers and I want one, even knowing the suck that is Pizza Hut.

SNL did it.

If I want a pizza, I don't want half-assed cheeseburgers stuck all around it.

And if I want a cheeseburger, I don't want a half-assed one with a pizza stuck to it.

Even if I want a cheeseburger and a pizza, I want them as two separate and delicious things, not kind of grafted together in some sort of unholy food marriage.

It takes all kinds, I know ... if we all liked the same thing, what a terrible shortage of haggis there would be ... but I'm definitely not this kind, and I can't imagine who would be. Not anyone with any respect for either pizza or cheeseburgers, at least.

Gross.

Why didn't they just double down and put a bunch of ribs in the middle and top that with a giant sundae?

Looks fine except for the crap in the middle.

Any bets on how long before someone amps this thing up with donut burgers?

Awesome, should go great with tuna and yogurt.

So.... is there some kind of unspoken "war of pizza's" going on or what?

I thought the "cheese-stuffed" crust was ok, though I never actually ate any.
The "hot dog-stuffed" crust sounds disgusting.
"Cheeseburger-stuffed" crust is just too much.

Why don't they just take you out back, punch you in the stomach, charge you $5 and call it even?

What has happened to American food?

You know what caused a revolution in American cooking? A crown roast of hot dogs that won a national recipe contest.

A revolution is a terrible thing. And I think that it's about time that we had one with carmelized onions and fresh spring peas.

I think I'm in love.

uh...is that real? I just saw one that has the hotdog in teh crust, but this just seems REALLY ridiculous....

check interwebs...

holy crap.

TNel: Are they bringing back the "BigFoot" pizza?

Bloated foot, maybe. In other words, gout.

Oafmeel: TNel: Are they bringing back the "BigFoot" pizza?

Bloated foot, maybe. In other words, gout.

Euphoria broken.
How can "gout" be "other words"?

Where the cheese go?

I want a pizza with a crust stuffed with sauerkraut.

thismomentinblackhistory: Could be worse: monte cristo, Reuben, McRib...

mmmm...McRib pizza...

I'm sorry, but in the same way that every round patty of grilled food is NOT a hyphenated-"burger", that fast food abomination ain't pizza.

/get off my lawn.

A hamburger with two pizzas as the buns. it would give the double-down chicken a run for the money. I'm not sure if the upper bun would have the cheese side on top or on the hamburger--probably on the hamburger. I'm working on it. Don't you dare steal my idea.

/I wouldn't eat it in a thousand years, though.

The real problem with the hot dogs and hamburgers in the crust of the pizza is that you would have to eat pizza hut pizza.