TheShavingofOccam123: What has happened to American food?

You know what caused a revolution in American cooking? A crown roast of hot dogs that won a national recipe contest.

A revolution is a terrible thing. And I think that it's about time that we had one with carmelized onions and fresh spring peas.

If you read the last frame you see the words "Pizza Hut Middle East"

Yeah, it is disgusting, but don't blame America.

fappomatic: Thanks, but Richmond's Bottoms Up Pizza has my vote for doughy-tomatoey-cheesy goodness.

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\a close second is Shakespeare's in St Louis...sorry Kurt!

Eugh Shakespeare's Pizza in Columbia sucks. I like their beer specials, but their pizza is not special.

Wise Guys in Columbia on the other hand... mmmMMMMMmmm

Two16: Epic Meal Time already covered this.

/in bacon

Came for this, but you forgot adding the link. So there.

spidermilk: TheShavingofOccam123: What has happened to American food?

You know what caused a revolution in American cooking? A crown roast of hot dogs that won a national recipe contest.

A revolution is a terrible thing. And I think that it's about time that we had one with carmelized onions and fresh spring peas.

If you read the last frame you see the words "Pizza Hut Middle East"

Yeah, it is disgusting, but don't blame America.

This. Even the Hotdogcrust Pizza was in the UK.



All we have is the carnivore challenge (from my hometown in Marietta/Kennesaw/Cobb/the snooty parts of Atlanta). Just ridiculous enough to be possible and only one of the 2 challengers has to hate themselves in the morning.

spidermilk: TheShavingofOccam123: What has happened to American food?

You know what caused a revolution in American cooking? A crown roast of hot dogs that won a national recipe contest.

A revolution is a terrible thing. And I think that it's about time that we had one with carmelized onions and fresh spring peas.

If you read the last frame you see the words "Pizza Hut Middle East"

Yeah, it is disgusting, but don't blame America.

I blame Kenya.

I just had pizza hut for the first time in about 5 years the other day. Was promptly greeted with a nice long hair baked into the crust. Mmmmmm

I wish they would save me a step and stuff the crust with ranch dressing.

There is only one pizza--Garlic and Green Olive. All others are posers, wannabes or parasites.

Face it, plain pizza crust is just a waste. If you haven't any ranch or the crust stuffed, just throw it out. Bravo Pizza Hut!

That's disgusting looking, the first thing that came to mind was spiders for some reason and infections.

Yes, that pizza looks like it is infected.

ProfessorOhki: DirkTheDaring: Grables'Daughter: Shouldn't that headline be "Pizza Hut ADDS Cheeseburgers to Their Crust"?

/or ADDED, even?

In the UK, organizations like Pizza Hut are considered to be a collective of people, therefore plural. Whereas in the US, we think of it as a single company person, therefore singular.

Another example:

UK: "Oasis are playing at the Reading Festival."
US: "Oasis is playing at Coachella."
Both countries: "Oasis sucks."

FTFY

I see what you did there, congressman.

corridor: The Japanese have been doing crap like this for quite a while.

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Let's not leave out the Brits:



/blimey!

It's a disgusting idea from the get-go. It's even worse when you consider that those cheeseburgers are almost guaranteed to be the cheapest, overprocessed, pink-slime based chemical pucks you can imagine (the only thing worse might be the hot dogs used to stuff crusts). No Five Guys/In-N-Out goodness to be found here.

Krymson Tyde: I sound fat, but that and the hotdog crust pizza look disgusting.

They should stuff a crust with another pizza. Or pie.

dholway: This bad boy is a few years old, and it has hotdog crust and burgers. Is there anyone out there who can explain what the fark else is on it?
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came here for this, leaving satisfied....and hungry

You dorks will biatch about anything

They said I could be whatever I wanted



So I became a cheeseburger

Skyfrog: That's disgusting looking, the first thing that came to mind was spiders for some reason and infections.

Yes, that pizza looks like it is infected.

Mmmm, pizza crust with cheese-oozing pustules.

You know how I know you're fat?

Ugh. Just looking at that culinary catastrophe makes me want to abstain from food until I die of starvation.

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Cheeseburger pizza?

Passive Aggressive Larry: Cheeseburger pizza?

Or you could eat food...

schattenteufel: ...and on Friendly's menu...

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(How did they sneak this past us? There was no media uproar over this monstrosity)

Another "good" food abomination:

Passive Aggressive Larry: Cheeseburger pizza?

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This is why the rest of the world thinks Americans are fat-ass slobs.

I have not had Pizza Hut pizza in about 12 years, and I am OK with that.

Passive Aggressive Larry: Cheeseburger pizza?

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hstein3: schattenteufel: ...and on Friendly's menu...

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(How did they sneak this past us? There was no media uproar over this monstrosity)

Another "good" food abomination:



I could never get past how much that thing reminded me of a tentacle.

And I love sushi. But I don't want to be thinking of octopus, and tasting that.

We've moved into the Human Centipede of food realm. Horribly twisted and perverse, yet you cannot look away.

hstein3: schattenteufel: ...and on Friendly's menu...

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(How did they sneak this past us? There was no media uproar over this monstrosity)

Another "good" food abomination:

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My six year old adored that sandwich, and at $4 it was a relatively cheap option for our once a month or so trip to Denny's when no one feels like cooking. It sucks they took it off the menu.

I had a heart attack last month, so I'm really getting a kick....

Actually, I might try this.

Mock26: I have not had Pizza Hut pizza in about 12 years, and I am OK with that.

Unfortunately, it's the only pizza my 4 y/o can eat and not complain that the sauce is too spicy.

Cognizer: I had a heart attack last month, so I'm really getting a kick....

Actually, I might try this.

Can I have your stuff?

Hand Banana: Passive Aggressive Larry: Cheeseburger pizza?

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This is why the rest of the world thinks Americans are fat-ass slobs.

Thinks?

Fark Pizza Hut.

I few weeks ago I was craving pizza. I figured I hadn't ordered from them in a while, so I ordered a couple of pizzas online. This was at 6:44 pm. I took the dog out and came back in to an unknown number on my caller ID, the time stamp showed 6:52.

I checked VM and it was Pizza Hut saying no one was home and since I didn't answer the phone they were going to cancel my order. So I called the local number listed on their website. Instead of the local store, it connected me to a call center in Pittsburgh.

I explained what was going on and they put me on hold for a couple of minutes. When she came back on, she said she called the store and the driver said no one at my address ordered a pizza. I told her one came to the house and that it had only been eight minutes between the time I ordered and the time they called to say they were cancelling. She sent me to a 'manager' who sounded just like the first girl and basically accused me of lying and that they had to go by what their driver told them.

When I asked how it was possible for me to order the pizza, have it made, delivered (the store itself is five minutes away) and returned to the store in eight minutes all she could say was "That's what our driver said and that's all we have to go on." I told them that their customer service was a joke and hung up on her.

I ended up ordering from Papa John's instead.

Then about twenty minutes after I ordered from Papa John's I get a knock on my door and it's the Pizza Hut driver with the pizza's I originally ordered from them. Since they already credited my card, I told him to take them back and let him know what I thought of their customer service.

So yeah, fark Pizza Hut with a rolled up Hamburger pizza.

I would eat it if another decent pizza place made it. Might even share some with you guys.

Start with croissant dough, and slather it with ketchup, shredded mozzarella cheese and pepperoni. Roll up the dough into croissants. Dunk the croissants in melted chocolate, then sprinkle them with parmesan cheese.

Lay these croissants in a circular pattern on two separate round slabs of dough. Using the raised edges as barriers, toss marshmallows and breaded boneless chicken wings into the center of the pies, filling it completely, and then squirt warm mustard and caramel over the top. Cover it all with more shredded mozzarella cheese, topped off with slices of Velveeta American cheese for good measure. Use a blowtorch to melt the cheeses. Congratulations, you're finished with the base.

Put one half of the base aside, and top the other half, with a giant hamburger patty (medium rare of course) and a whole lot of pickles. You need another giant hamburger patty on top of that. Then slather the whole thing with Worcestershire sauce. Crown it with the remaining half of the base, then jam a metal toothpick through the center to hold it all together and deep fry it. Once it comes out, sprinkle liberally with powdered sugar and enjoy.

Pizza Hut has this new pizza where they actually bake your HEAD right into the crust and you have to eat your way out..........

Food snobs, in Fark? No way!