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(Short List)   And a round of applause for Pizza Hut who have truly created the most disgustingly brilliant thing ever. Again   (shortlist.com) divider line 221
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2012-04-24 12:58:43 PM
KFC could not be reached for comment, as they were all dead from cardiac arrest.

www.kfc.com
 
2012-04-24 12:58:55 PM
Sybarite: All those other countries that used to look down on the United States for being fat and lazy; well now the cheeseburger pizza is on the other foot!

I assume you're referring to the foot that wasn't lost to diabetes, otherwise that'd just be gross...
 
2012-04-24 12:59:46 PM
That pizza was made for the media.
The cheeseburger pizza that comes out when they're slammed on a friday night must be an unholy mess.
 
2012-04-24 01:01:06 PM
...and on Friendly's menu...

www.examiner.com

(How did they sneak this past us? There was no media uproar over this monstrosity)
 
2012-04-24 01:01:50 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: Could be worse: monte cristo, Reuben, McRib...

Monte Cristo's are on your list of "could be worse"??

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

THIS INSTANT.

I love those.
 
2012-04-24 01:02:52 PM
Come on try it, you can buy it, you can leave it next week, yeah
 
2012-04-24 01:03:22 PM
Pizza in a cup?
 
2012-04-24 01:03:26 PM
fa.cetio.us
 
2012-04-24 01:03:27 PM
no
 
2012-04-24 01:04:04 PM
what about a deep fried double down cheeseburger pizza mcrib with lard
 
2012-04-24 01:04:05 PM
Are you trying to say that a large amount of unbleached flour, a glut of shortening, lots of salt, topped with cholesterol laden cheese and slices of processed meat with enough salt and preservatives to stay fresh without refrigeration for weeks at a time, all fried in a shallow pan with lots of oil is bad for you? That's crazy talk. Now give me my fried mars bar and lets have no more of this.
 
2012-04-24 01:04:08 PM
schattenteufel: ...and on Friendly's menu...

[www.examiner.com image 500x307]

(How did they sneak this past us? There was no media uproar over this monstrosity)


That was on Fark several times when it was introduced.
 
2012-04-24 01:04:17 PM
Looks delicious to me. A bit awkward to eat I suspect so I would eat it the way a proper man should do his eating....alone and out of a brown paper bag
 
2012-04-24 01:04:43 PM
bingo the psych-o: Mugato: nekom: It doesn't say where this is happening, so I'm just going to go ahead and guess it's in Japan.

It's cheeseburgers, not jellied squid. I saw a commercial for this here in the States.


Psssst..... they have cheeseburgers in Japan too.


Imma just leave this here...
 
2012-04-24 01:05:25 PM
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 01:06:47 PM
ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.com

Unavailable for comment.
/so smart, it's stupid
 
2012-04-24 01:07:01 PM
Whats the big deal? Pizza already comes with cheese and hamburger meat if so desired.
 
2012-04-24 01:07:37 PM
FTFA:

Over in the Middle East, they've created the Crown Crust Carnival pizza which has a customised crust filled with either mini cheeseburgers or chicken fillets.

I hate them for their freedom.
 
2012-04-24 01:08:56 PM
I feel bad for the cooks, that thing is probably a nightmare to prepare.
 
2012-04-24 01:09:10 PM
indarwinsshadow 2012-04-24 01:04:05 PM

Are you trying to say that a large amount of unbleached flour, a glut of shortening, lots of salt, topped with cholesterol laden cheese and slices of processed meat with enough salt and preservatives to stay fresh without refrigeration for weeks at a time, all fried in a shallow pan with lots of oil


That gave me an erection
 
2012-04-24 01:10:30 PM
Dear TEA baggers...this is exactly the sort of thing Michelle Fartbongo doesn't want you to eat...show her and her arugala eating house husband who's in charge of you...order these 2-3 times a week...fark her, amiright?!
 
2012-04-24 01:11:33 PM
schattenteufel: ...and on Friendly's menu...

Mai barekufastu!
 
2012-04-24 01:15:40 PM
Jake Havechek: Why don't they just take you out back, punch you in the stomach, charge you $5 and call it even?

That's what TF is for.
 
2012-04-24 01:16:59 PM
Loading pizza up with a lot of toppings is just disgusting -- less us always more with pizza. They might as well throw all that crap in a blender and call it a bland super calorie shake.
 
2012-04-24 01:19:05 PM
I don't know... I still want to give it to this just because of that quality blue color.

farm4.static.flickr.com

/hot
 
2012-04-24 01:20:34 PM
They're shaped more like meatballs than patties.

/press harder
 
2012-04-24 01:21:00 PM
Grables'Daughter: Shouldn't that headline be "Pizza Hut ADDS Cheeseburgers to Their Crust"?

/or ADDED, even?


In the UK, organizations like Pizza Hut are considered to be a collective of people, therefore plural. Whereas in the US, we think of it as a single company, therefore singular.

Another example:

UK: "Oasis are playing at the Reading Festival."
US: "Oasis is playing at Coachella."
Both countries: "Oasis sucks."
 
2012-04-24 01:21:20 PM
buckeyebrain: schattenteufel: ...and on Friendly's menu...

[www.examiner.com image 500x307]

(How did they sneak this past us? There was no media uproar over this monstrosity)

That was on Fark several times when it was introduced.



Oh.. Well that's what I get for taking a 6-month FARK break.
 
2012-04-24 01:24:40 PM
DirkTheDaring: Grables'Daughter: Shouldn't that headline be "Pizza Hut ADDS Cheeseburgers to Their Crust"?

/or ADDED, even?

In the UK, organizations like Pizza Hut are considered to be a collective of people, therefore plural. Whereas in the US, we think of it as a single company person, therefore singular.

Another example:

UK: "Oasis are playing at the Reading Festival."
US: "Oasis is playing at Coachella."
Both countries: "Oasis sucks."


FTFY
 
2012-04-24 01:32:35 PM
dude, instead of burger crust, put a pecan pie on there, pizza first and a dessert at the end. mmmmmm tangy and sweet. oh man my diabetes is just churning at the thought of all that sugar and carb all in one mighty pizza!!!
 
2012-04-24 01:33:00 PM
nasty way to die 1001!
 
2012-04-24 01:33:43 PM
schattenteufel: ...and on Friendly's menu...

[www.examiner.com image 500x307]

(How did they sneak this past us? There was no media uproar over this monstrosity)


What are you talking about, that looks farking delicious.
 
2012-04-24 01:34:14 PM
asmodeus224:
Dear TEA baggers...this is exactly the sort of thing Michelle Fartbongo doesn't want you to eat...show her and her arugala eating house husband who's in charge of you...order these 2-3 times a week...fark her, amiright?!

Yessssssss... eat it... eat it frequently... let the cholesterol flow through you... a large pannus is a strong America...
 
2012-04-24 01:35:00 PM
Sybarite: All those other countries that used to look down on the United States for being fat and lazy; well now the cheeseburger pizza is on the other foot!

images5.fanpop.com
 
2012-04-24 01:38:33 PM
Thanks, but Richmond's Bottoms Up Pizza has my vote for doughy-tomatoey-cheesy goodness.

www.girlson.org

\a close second is Shakespeare's in St Louis...sorry Kurt!
 
2012-04-24 01:39:06 PM
Rapmaster2000: No, that would be KFC's Bowls.

So close... the correct answer was KFC's Double Down
 
2012-04-24 01:40:51 PM
nekom: It doesn't say where this is happening, so I'm just going to go ahead and guess it's in Japan.

"Over in the Middle East, they've created the Crown Crust Carnival pizza which has a customised crust filled with either mini cheeseburgers or chicken fillets. Can this even be called a pizza anymore?"
 
2012-04-24 01:41:09 PM
This bad boy is a few years old, and it has hotdog crust and burgers. Is there anyone out there who can explain what the fark else is on it?
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 01:41:16 PM
The Japanese have been doing crap like this for quite a while.

images.quickblogcast.com
 
2012-04-24 01:42:58 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Approves.

/This is what Meat Cat spoke of
 
2012-04-24 01:43:58 PM
schattenteufel: KFC could not be reached for comment, as they were all dead from cardiac arrest.

[www.kfc.com image 562x319]



I tried one. It was shiate.
 
2012-04-24 01:44:23 PM
dholway: This bad boy is a few years old, and it has hotdog crust and burgers. Is there anyone out there who can explain what the fark else is on it?


img.photobucket.com

If I had to guess, school girl panties.
 
2012-04-24 01:47:18 PM
Also a GS for Cheesy Blasters brings up several recipes for making your own Cheesy Blasters at home.
4.bp.blogspot.com

/Thanks Meat Cat
 
2012-04-24 01:49:03 PM
Ah ha, thought you had me.
Nope, I am holding out for BACON.

/needs more bacon
//bacon bacon
 
2012-04-24 01:49:09 PM
I can has?
 
2012-04-24 01:49:17 PM
I ate cow brain and eye tacos along with a cactus spirit fermitted in dog and human excrimant in Mexico City once. I enjoy telling people that. Verbally, cuz my spelling and grammer sucks.
 
2012-04-24 01:52:28 PM
How about pizza with a slice of green chili, a slice of bacon then add cheese in the crust?
 
2012-04-24 01:53:13 PM
Instead of cheeseburgers, those should be cinnamon buns.
 
2012-04-24 01:54:18 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-24 01:54:36 PM
as long as you don't try to sell it to me as pizza, I'm okay with it.
 
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