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(My Fox Detroit)   Man accused of raping four prostitutes in Pontiac. Subby is guessing it wasn't a Fiero   ( divider line
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2012-04-24 12:19:14 PM  
2 votes:
When I was in college, my friend bought a Fiero. Everyone said he was daft to buy a Fiero in the 90s, but he bought it all the same, just to show them. It caught fire and burned up. So he bought a second one. That caught fire and burned up. So he bought a third. That burned up, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one was a Datsun.
2012-04-24 10:55:23 AM  
2 votes:
2012-04-24 09:11:54 AM  
2 votes:
Did they violate her volvo?
2012-04-24 02:01:37 PM  
1 vote:

Shirley Ujest: I work in Pontiac.

I'm Not a hooker.

You rapist!
2012-04-24 11:22:17 AM  
1 vote:

derpdeederp: unchellmatt
jehovahs witness protection: Wouldn't the actual charge be theft of services?

Um. No.

JimbobMcClan: Is that considered theft of services?

Well, no.

Rape is pretty much rape. And guys who commit it, regardless of if the victim is a hooker, really should be castrated. With a rusty butter knife. I really really hot rusty butter knife. Then lemon juice poured on the steaming ruins that would have been the location of their nuts.

I disagree, Rapers should be raped, by bubba preferrably.

But that would make Bubba a rapist too. Who's going to rape him? You?
2012-04-24 10:55:15 AM  
1 vote:
So just send him to a collection agency. There's no reason to get all arresty.
2012-04-24 10:42:07 AM  
1 vote:
What a bastard. Get a rope, and a high tree.
2012-04-24 10:42:05 AM  
1 vote:
So can he plead the charges down to theft of services?
2012-04-24 10:40:37 AM  
1 vote:
But as a Pontiac we can be sure it was covered in 200 pounds of body cladding and ground effects.
2012-04-24 10:27:12 AM  
1 vote:
So he didn't pay them?
2012-04-24 09:56:11 AM  
1 vote:
Wouldn't the actual charge be theft of services?
2012-04-24 09:31:24 AM  
1 vote:
It was one of the fauxrarri fieros. They thought he was a high roller until they got in and realized it was really a fiero and he was broke so they wanted to back out, but he wouldn't take no for an answer
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