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(My Fox Detroit)   Man accused of raping four prostitutes in Pontiac. Subby is guessing it wasn't a Fiero   (myfoxdetroit.com) divider line 85
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2012-04-24 11:34:17 AM  
You can ask for the booty, you can beg for the booty, sometimes you can even pay for the booty, BUT you must never, never just take the booty. No. Never.
 
2012-04-24 11:34:35 AM  
Pontiac MI? What a hellhole. It's like Detroit raped Flint and Pontiac is their mutant bastard child.
 
2012-04-24 11:35:49 AM  
Having not RTFA, I read several of the comments that this dude was doing a "dine and dash"; having sex, but not paying them their agreed-upon rate. But after I RTFA, I find that yes, this is clearly rape. He's forcing them to have sex through threats. :-P Nothing about "theft of services" it's out-and-out rape.
 
2012-04-24 11:40:18 AM  

Gumaraid: You can ask for the booty, you can beg for the booty, sometimes you can even pay for the booty, BUT you must never, never just take the booty. No. Never.


Point of clarification: if she has cerebral palsy, am I allowed to assume she's nodding "yes?"
 
2012-04-24 11:43:53 AM  
I'm surprised that there's enough business on Baldwin to support at least four prostitutes.
 
2012-04-24 11:47:17 AM  

Skraeling: How do you rape a hooker?

Dnrtfa


The answer to your question is obvious to decent human beings.
 
2012-04-24 11:48:04 AM  
Hooker was raped twice. You would think that after the first time she would at least look at the "John" before she just hopped in the car.
 
2012-04-24 11:48:10 AM  

mjg: [tvrefill.com image 600x450]


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You're kidding me, right?
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2012-04-24 11:50:26 AM  

Leeds: Skraeling: How do you rape a hooker?

With a gun. And a man on her back.

// Wonders if she saw Barbados


Must've been a Cornflake Girl.
 
2012-04-24 11:54:47 AM  

powhound: Hooker was raped twice. You would think that after the first time she would at least look at the "John" before she just hopped in the car.


She looked at his car, but as a woman all she got of the make/model was 'blue'.
 
2012-04-24 12:02:36 PM  

Skraeling: How do you rape a hooker?

Dnrtfa


It's easier than you think - they're drugged up 1/2 the time and they usually wear 'easy-access' clothes.. We all know it's pretty tough to get a pair of jeans off a resisting woman.
 
2012-04-24 12:05:42 PM  
WOULDN'T THIS JUST BE THEFT OF SERVICES?
29.media.tumblr.com

/Nobody made that joke yet, right?
 
2012-04-24 12:14:08 PM  
RIP Fiero Lanes.

(Good luck with that one)
 
2012-04-24 12:16:26 PM  

stevetherobot: derpdeederp: unchellmatt
jehovahs witness protection: Wouldn't the actual charge be theft of services?

Um. No.

JimbobMcClan: Is that considered theft of services?

Well, no.

Rape is pretty much rape. And guys who commit it, regardless of if the victim is a hooker, really should be castrated. With a rusty butter knife. I really really hot rusty butter knife. Then lemon juice poured on the steaming ruins that would have been the location of their nuts.

I disagree, Rapers should be raped, by bubba preferrably.

But that would make Bubba a rapist too. Who's going to rape him? You?


QUIS VIOLAT IPSOS VIOLATORES
 
2012-04-24 12:19:14 PM  
When I was in college, my friend bought a Fiero. Everyone said he was daft to buy a Fiero in the 90s, but he bought it all the same, just to show them. It caught fire and burned up. So he bought a second one. That caught fire and burned up. So he bought a third. That burned up, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one was a Datsun.
 
2012-04-24 12:19:38 PM  

namegoeshere: Heh, I used to have a Fiero. It was a bit like street luge with an engine.


I did too, 1987 GT that later someone talked me into putting a Caddy Northstar engine into, actually fit better than the engine that it came with but after having the front end lift and a few close calls I decided it wasn't for me at 20yrs of age.. wish I had kept it.. :(
 
2012-04-24 12:20:25 PM  
You got it, Pontiac!

AIDS, I mean.

/Old slogan is old.
 
2012-04-24 12:21:27 PM  

stevetherobot: Skraeling: How do you rape a hooker?

Dnrtfa

The answer to your question is obvious to decent human beings.


I think he was looking for pointers.

First bind her wrists in a square knot. You may be tempted to use a granny, but likely, she's seen that before and will be out of that like Duane Reed is out of RU486, which is to say, fast.
Next, if you've got a bed post tie the ankles to them, one to each side, left to left and right to right for face to face, or right to left and left to right for the brown-eyed beauty.
The rest is up to you, get creative be tender, realize that your unwilling partner has needs too, like oxygen.
 
Skr
2012-04-24 12:23:15 PM  
$200? With that performance, I've seen better condition, and I know a guy who's an expert. $20 is the best I can do.
 
2012-04-24 12:34:56 PM  
The checks bounce?
 
2012-04-24 12:45:12 PM  
As long as the hookers had "We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Anyone" signs - I guess you can't just get stuff off the shelf, go through the self-checkout line, and pay if they don't want you shopping there.

Also, isn't this guy just encouraging the girls to go back to the "implicit payment" model they have been using for the past thousands of years, and helping eliminate prostitution?
 
2012-04-24 01:32:41 PM  
No GTA4 references?

I was expecting at least a joke about how you could have a full-blown orgy in the back seat of a 1968 Catalina.

/Pontiac
 
2012-04-24 01:39:44 PM  
stevetherobot
derpdeederp: unchellmatt
jehovahs witness protection: Wouldn't the actual charge be theft of services?

Um. No.

JimbobMcClan: Is that considered theft of services?

Well, no.

Rape is pretty much rape. And guys who commit it, regardless of if the victim is a hooker, really should be castrated. With a rusty butter knife. I really really hot rusty butter knife. Then lemon juice poured on the steaming ruins that would have been the location of their nuts.

I disagree, Rapers should be raped, by bubba preferrably.

But that would make Bubba a rapist too. Who's going to rape him? You?


Bubba would wear a mask so no one knows who he is, similar to an executioner. This will also provide a job field for individuals who want to be rapists when they grow up.
 
2012-04-24 01:39:58 PM  

unchellmatt: jehovahs witness protection: Wouldn't the actual charge be theft of services?

Um. No.

JimbobMcClan: Is that considered theft of services?

Well, no.

Rape is pretty much rape. And guys who commit it, regardless of if the victim is a hooker, really should be castrated. With a rusty butter knife. I really really hot rusty butter knife. Then molten glass poured on the steaming ruins that would have been the location of their nuts.


FITFY
 
2012-04-24 01:48:45 PM  
I work in Pontiac.



I'm Not a hooker.
 
2012-04-24 01:55:10 PM  

derpdeederp: Bubba would wear a mask so no one knows who he is, similar to an executioner. This will also provide a job field for individuals who want to be rapists when they grow up.


Master Gurloes nods with approval.
 
2012-04-24 02:01:37 PM  

Shirley Ujest: I work in Pontiac.



I'm Not a hooker.


You rapist!
 
2012-04-24 02:48:14 PM  
Shirley Ujest 2012-04-24 01:48:45 PM


I work in Pontiac.



I'm Not a hooker.


But do you build excitment?
 
2012-04-24 02:49:47 PM  
Maybe he intended on paying, but just forgot.
 
2012-04-24 03:22:04 PM  

Skraeling: How do you rape a hooker?

Dnrtfa


You have sex with her without her consent.
 
2012-04-24 05:42:46 PM  

stevetherobot: derpdeederp: unchellmatt
jehovahs witness protection: Wouldn't the actual charge be theft of services?

Um. No.

JimbobMcClan: Is that considered theft of services?

Well, no.

Rape is pretty much rape. And guys who commit it, regardless of if the victim is a hooker, really should be castrated. With a rusty butter knife. I really really hot rusty butter knife. Then lemon juice poured on the steaming ruins that would have been the location of their nuts.

I disagree, Rapers should be raped, by bubba preferrably.

But that would make Bubba a rapist too. Who's going to rape him? You?


It's the CIIRRRRCLE of raaape!!
 
2012-04-24 05:57:03 PM  
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♫ I would rape five hundred hoes
and I would rape five hundred more... ♫
 
2012-04-24 05:57:53 PM  
And technically, can you even rape a prostitute?

Isn't that just shoplifting?
 
2012-04-24 07:48:09 PM  
My Bonneville has been referred to as a "Four Body Trunk" type of car. Maybe the perp had a Bonneville.
 
2012-04-25 09:54:24 AM  

Subdue their bellies: Pontiac MI? What a hellhole. It's like Detroit raped Flint and Pontiac is their mutant bastard child.

Careful there, pal. I grew up over that way and I still frequently visit my grandma that lives a block off baldwin.

Shirley Ujest: I work in Pontiac.
I'm Not a hooker.

Waitress at tonic? It's hard to tell the two groups apart by looks alone. Well, not really...
 
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