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(TMZ)   Porn Star Lucy Lee arrested after hard plowing and blowing twice the legal limit. Wait, there's a limit? Is it 74? In a row?   (tmz.com) divider line 93
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2012-04-24 03:59:08 AM
I believe the limit is 37.
 
2012-04-24 03:59:46 AM

SnarfVader: I believe the limit is 37.


Forgot to add, NSFW.
 
2012-04-24 07:46:10 AM
37
 
2012-04-24 08:28:57 AM

SnarfVader: SnarfVader: I believe the limit is 37.

Forgot to add, NSFW.


I'm in work early and thanks for the heads up....NOT

/clicked the link first!!!
 
2012-04-24 08:49:38 AM
www.foreverpurple.com

"Only 74? Pfeh!"
 
2012-04-24 09:49:29 AM

DjangoStonereaver: [www.foreverpurple.com image 274x319]

"Only 74? Pfeh!"


Yikes! Is that a recent pic of Jenna J?
 
2012-04-24 09:50:04 AM
I've seen her do some clam licking in videos.
 
2012-04-24 09:50:16 AM
Well I certainly hope this thread doesn't degenerate into a discussion/photo exhibit of our favorite Asian porn actresses...
 
2012-04-24 09:52:11 AM
I know a guy that was "dating" her a few years back. He is a very bad alcoholic and apparently she is also. Another one of my friends who lived in L.A at the time they were dating said whenever he would see them they would be both completely wasted.
 
2012-04-24 09:55:02 AM

Barricaded Gunman: Well I certainly hope this thread doesn't degenerate into a discussion/photo exhibit of our favorite Asian porn actresses...


You mean like say....

Nautica Thorn
Kaylani Lei
 
2012-04-24 09:57:30 AM
Nyomi Marcela
Sabrine Maui
 
2012-04-24 09:59:40 AM

Jake Havechek: Barricaded Gunman: Well I certainly hope this thread doesn't degenerate into a discussion/photo exhibit of our favorite Asian porn actresses...

You mean like say....

Nautica Thorn
Kaylani Lei


Good choices, sir. I'm fond of Avena Lee and Tia Tanaka when it comes to American. If we're importing, the best are Yuma Asami, Saori Hara, and Maria Ozawa.

As for the one in question, I've never liked Lucy Lee. She always looked pissed at the world and there's just something about her that seems blighted. If ongbok is correct, then now I know why that is.

/at work so can't provide pics
//would kind farkers do the honors with sites not blocked by firewall?
 
2012-04-24 10:00:17 AM
Lily Thai
 
2012-04-24 10:01:34 AM

Yomoxu:

As for the one in question, I've never liked Lucy Lee. She always looked pissed at the world and there's just something about her that seems blighted.


She looks bored, sure, but she did a smoking hot girl/girl scene with Red Heaven.
 
2012-04-24 10:06:54 AM
She's got some 'splainin' to do.

/got nothing.
 
2012-04-24 10:13:00 AM

Jake Havechek: Lily Thai


I loves me some Lily Thai. Also loves me some classic Asian pron actresses Asia Carrera was hot in the day.
 
mhd
2012-04-24 10:14:41 AM
Hmm, is that the Asian equivalent of cholo eyebrows?
 
2012-04-24 10:18:17 AM

Yomoxu: Jake Havechek: Barricaded Gunman: Well I certainly hope this thread doesn't degenerate into a discussion/photo exhibit of our favorite Asian porn actresses...

You mean like say....

Nautica Thorn
Kaylani Lei

Good choices, sir. I'm fond of Avena Lee and Tia Tanaka when it comes to American. If we're importing, the best are Yuma Asami, Saori Hara, and Maria Ozawa.

As for the one in question, I've never liked Lucy Lee. She always looked pissed at the world and there's just something about her that seems blighted. If ongbok is correct, then now I know why that is.


blogs.scientificamerican.com

i do say, good sir, that my favorite asian pornographic actresses must indeed not look bored or my rozzers won't reach proper turgidity. now, what's your favorite brand of sherry? or are you a port man?
 
2012-04-24 10:19:55 AM
Avena Lee
 
2012-04-24 10:23:56 AM
Evelyn Lin
 
2012-04-24 10:28:51 AM
I love me some Asa Akira... :P
 
2012-04-24 10:38:13 AM

Scottybobotty: I love me some Asa Akira... :P


Ah, there's a name, and face, and body that I recognize.. very hot.
 
2012-04-24 10:39:16 AM
Me love you long time
img.photobucket.com

me so corny
 
2012-04-24 10:42:15 AM

Scottybobotty: I love me some Asa Akira... :P


Is that the one with the chicken and water chestnuts in a brown sauce?
 
2012-04-24 10:43:59 AM
well this is weird, i expected this thread to be a call for temperance and a reasoned debate about the need for stricter drunk driving laws. asian porn stars? who ever heard of such a thing.
 
2012-04-24 10:45:45 AM
I was always partial to Katsumi
 
2012-04-24 10:45:45 AM

thomps: well this is weird, i expected this thread to be a call for temperance and a reasoned debate about the need for stricter drunk driving laws. asian porn stars? who ever heard of such a thing.


Fark is like a box of chocolates.
 
2012-04-24 10:46:47 AM
I hates me some loves me some.
 
2012-04-24 10:52:41 AM
I can't wait to see the security camera footage of her incarceration. If porn has taught me anything, chicks in jail turn lesbian quicker than a sorority girl with a bottle of tequila.
 
2012-04-24 10:54:22 AM
Not exactly current but..

Asia Carrera (pre-boob job only)
 
2012-04-24 10:55:25 AM
I dunno. American Asian porn actresses all look really like stereotypical dragon ladies. There's none of the softness or cuteness left in their appearance. As far as looks go, I'll take Japanese or Korean stars over American Asian stars any day.

But the American ones don't squeak and cry with that high pitched tone, so that's a definite plus for them.
 
2012-04-24 10:58:07 AM
Just sorting my porn folder by sub folder size... my top 3 are Annie Cruz, Mai Ly and Aveena Lee, followed closely by Mika Tan and Jade Marcela.
 
2012-04-24 11:01:03 AM
Is disturbed by the lack of scantily clad asian women pictures in this thread
 
2012-04-24 11:03:22 AM
I really like that one Japanese pr0n starlet that always make that high pitched "ooooooooh ooooooooh ooooooooh" sound when she gets farked. You know, the one with the really long pubes that always takes the money shot in missionary position.
 
2012-04-24 11:03:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I dunno. American Asian porn actresses all look really like stereotypical dragon ladies. There's none of the softness or cuteness left in their appearance. As far as looks go, I'll take Japanese or Korean stars over American Asian stars any day.

But the American ones don't squeak and cry with that high pitched tone, so that's a definite plus for them.


www.omgwtfbbqface.com

mmm...yes. indeed.
 
2012-04-24 11:05:29 AM

WaltzingMathilda: AverageAmericanGuy: I dunno. American Asian porn actresses all look really like stereotypical dragon ladies. There's none of the softness or cuteness left in their appearance. As far as looks go, I'll take Japanese or Korean stars over American Asian stars any day.

But the American ones don't squeak and cry with that high pitched tone, so that's a definite plus for them.

[www.omgwtfbbqface.com image 392x555]

mmm...yes. indeed.


Quite.
 
2012-04-24 11:09:41 AM
i1089.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-24 11:11:14 AM
i1127.photobucket.com

Do we count half-Asians?
 
2012-04-24 11:12:24 AM

Snapper Carr: Do we count half-Asians?


depends, are tentacles still in play?
 
2012-04-24 11:30:17 AM
Lana Croft, Beti Hana, and Tia Tanaka are on my shortlist of reasons to be cheerful.
 
2012-04-24 11:35:41 AM
London Keys > all.

/she's HOT!
 
2012-04-24 11:36:23 AM

Cyno01: Just sorting my porn folder by sub folder size... my top 3 are Annie Cruz, Mai Ly and Aveena Lee, followed closely by Mika Tan and Jade Marcela.


Wow. I didn't know anyone stored porn locally these days. Are you having a film festival or something?
 
2012-04-24 11:38:25 AM
Snapper Carr, 2wolves: Can we please get some names attached to those faces when you have a moment? I'm planning a quiet night at home this evening.
 
2012-04-24 11:38:54 AM

Riotboy: London Keys > all.

/she's HOT!


Oh yeah, and she's pretty enthusiastic as well. Nice one.
 
2012-04-24 11:39:53 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: SnarfVader: SnarfVader: I believe the limit is 37.

Forgot to add, NSFW.

I'm in work early and thanks for the heads up....NOT

/clicked the link first!!!


Sorry. Couldn't edit it, but what did you expect in a thread with "porn star" right in the headline?
 
2012-04-24 11:41:46 AM

JohnBigBootay: Cyno01: Just sorting my porn folder by sub folder size... my top 3 are Annie Cruz, Mai Ly and Aveena Lee, followed closely by Mika Tan and Jade Marcela.

Wow. I didn't know anyone stored porn locally these days. Are you having a film festival or something?


Sometimes the Internet connection goes out. If you don't have locally-stored porn, then you're out of luck, and don't come crying to me when you're jackin' it in San Diego.
 
2012-04-24 11:47:14 AM

JohnBigBootay: Cyno01: Just sorting my porn folder by sub folder size... my top 3 are Annie Cruz, Mai Ly and Aveena Lee, followed closely by Mika Tan and Jade Marcela.

Wow. I didn't know anyone stored porn locally these days. Are you having a film festival or something?


There's some clips and movies I keep stored because I like them a whole lot. I know that if I don't feel like taking the time to find something new that I want to rap off some knuckle children to, I can pop open my pron folder and pick any one of the videos there and go to town. Other times it's some of the artsy fartsy nude sets that I download because you don't always find the full sets hosted for viewing online without memberships.
 
2012-04-24 11:47:57 AM

Apos: DjangoStonereaver: [www.foreverpurple.com image 274x319]

"Only 74? Pfeh!"

Yikes! Is that a recent pic of Jenna J?


Its an older pic of Houston. You really don't want to see a more recent pic of
her.
 
2012-04-24 11:49:37 AM

JohnBigBootay: Cyno01: Just sorting my porn folder by sub folder size... my top 3 are Annie Cruz, Mai Ly and Aveena Lee, followed closely by Mika Tan and Jade Marcela.

Wow. I didn't know anyone stored porn locally these days. Are you having a film festival or something?


Drive space is cheap, never hurts to be prepared. Plus even on a fast connection, instant play and instant seek > buffering.
 
2012-04-24 11:59:29 AM
Charmane Star
Roxy Jezel
 
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