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		"Game of Thrones" has a kid problem. And it's not just you wanting to punch Joffrey (vulture.com)		23
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DamnYankees		2012-04-24 10:16:45 AM

6 votes:

WAAAAAAAAAALT

Girion47		2012-04-25 09:18:25 AM

4 votes:

Tax Boy: narcoleptic: Jon is 'in' Ghost. See Bran's first dream, Mel's vision in DWD, DWD's prologue, and probably the same thing happening w/ Robb at the Red Wedding.

They killed Robb's doggie too, cut its head off, and sewed it on Robb's headless body.

/yeah, Robb's pretty dead.
//unless we're going to get a dog-headed zombie Robb. which would be AWESOME!

soooooo a Robb Zombie?

Mugato		2012-04-24 11:15:29 AM

4 votes:

unlikely: you can't have your 13-year-old actresses banging horse lords on screen

Not following you.

HallsOfMandos		2012-04-24 04:20:24 PM

3 votes:

Tax Boy		2012-04-24 02:43:21 PM

3 votes:

Falin: I honestly felt that Dance was one of the strongest of all the books, and I re-read all the previous ones to prepare for it.

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A Dance with Dragons had no dancing and almost no dragons

Tax Boy		2012-04-24 02:38:57 PM

3 votes:

wippit: ... it's never been explicitly said anywhere... but I don't think Melisandre is a real Red Priestess.

Carpet doesn't match the curtains?

Tax Boy		2012-04-24 02:16:08 PM

3 votes:

LonMead		2012-04-24 01:13:26 PM

3 votes:

It's not so much that I want to punch Joffrey, as it is I'd like to take a long pole, and slowly
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and maybe a wallet, if there's enough.

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zobear		2012-04-24 03:38:03 PM

2 votes:

doczoidberg: WHAT DID THAT LITTLE BASTARD DO???

Joffrey kills Snape.

alwaysjaded		2012-04-24 02:22:34 PM

2 votes:

mongbiohazard: I haven't read the books, and the only thing I've been wanting to see in the series is more supernatural stuff. So far we've gotten tiny, baby dragons for a few moments that are too small to really do anything and some things with eyes that glow that you only see for a moment or two once or twice. Oh and a very short little scene with a single zombie. In a sword and sorcery setting I was hoping for a little more sorcery...

:)

Just ribbing ya. The best parts of ACOK are now about to happen so the rest of the season will be epic. Personally, season 3 and 4 is going to be must see T.V. I really can't think of any part of reading ASOS where I was bored. It was kind of obvious in Sunday's episode that they have to pinch pennies when Robb charges into battle and it fades to black and then goes to the aftermath, At least they are doing The Battle of the Blackwater.

Mugato		2012-04-24 09:43:25 AM

2 votes:

Give him whatever drug they gave Gary Coleman and Webster.

elchip		2012-04-24 11:11:31 PM

1 votes:

Tax Boy		2012-04-24 07:44:15 PM

1 votes:

Skyrmion: That's probably why he said "aside from Jon Snow". It's pretty clear just from various clues dropped in the text that he's not going to be perma-dead.

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imgod2u		2012-04-24 07:04:33 PM

1 votes:

MagSeven: [images.sodahead.com image 229x350]
I really wonder if this actress is actually related to Joffrey. They look so alike. Both great at playing horrible, horrible people.

Gah, thanks a lot. Now I've got the weirdest boner ever.

Tax Boy		2012-04-24 04:31:14 PM

1 votes:

HallsOfMandos: [fc02.deviantart.net image 640x904]

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MasterSFV		2012-04-24 03:31:29 PM

1 votes:

What gets me is that the dark tone changes in A Storm of Swords, with the two big weddings the whole thing gets very jolly and turns into "Mary Poppins".......

MasterSFV		2012-04-24 03:13:57 PM

1 votes:

Subdue their bellies: The burrowing rat interrogation was nicked from one of the Sword of Truth books. No idea where Goodkind nicked it from.

1984, room 101......

Falin		2012-04-24 02:41:06 PM

1 votes:

Detinwolf: Cythraul: I don't want to punch Joffery.

I want to slowly boil him alive in a vat of oil starting at his toes and eventually reaching his eyeballs. But before that, I want to place him in a giant fire ant mound for a few hours after starving him close to death for weeks. And before that, I'd like to use 'the pear' on him repeatedly until his anus resembled ground beef.

Yeah, I don't like him very much.

Fictional character dude. Please seek a psychiatrist.

auralpleasure: if the characters you didnt care about were in feast then reading dance should be much more to your liking.

I haven't read Dance but the reviews for it are weaker than for the other books, often citing a plodding story and way too much descriptive prose. Concerns me a bit...

I honestly felt that Dance was one of the strongest of all the books, and I re-read all the previous ones to prepare for it.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-04-24 02:35:02 PM

1 votes:

Herschel's Caravan carrying a barn?

Cletus C.		2012-04-24 01:08:25 PM

1 votes:

Story summary: Winter is coming.

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2012-04-24 11:51:25 AM

1 votes:

Too bad that actor wasn't around when George was casting Anakin.

Mugato		2012-04-24 11:26:18 AM

1 votes:

unlikely: Mugato: unlikely: you can't have your 13-year-old actresses banging horse lords on screen

Not following you.

Daenerys was supposed to be 13 at the beginning of the story.

...and?

doglover		2012-04-24 11:17:51 AM

1 votes:

DamnYankees: Is there something which happens in book 5 or so which *requires* Arya or Bran to be prepubescent or something?

Yes and no.

I hope that helps without spoiling anything.

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