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(The New York Times)   Introducing ...seriously... Yankees cologne and perfume, which "exudes strength, confidence and classic timelessness", as opposed to Cubs perfume that throws off notes of Old Style and humiliation   (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com) divider line 40
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2012-04-23 08:19:22 PM
Cubs hate thread #23,912. Go!
 
2012-04-23 08:23:16 PM
*spritz*

....Yet today-ay-ay, I consider myself-elf-elf, the most likely to get luckiest-est-est man on earth-earth-earth.
 
2012-04-23 08:42:42 PM
Also, will cause you to randomly yell 'you suck!' at people for no particular reason.
 
2012-04-23 10:21:28 PM
The perfume might be new

bronxbaseballdaily.com

but I thought they'd given up on the Colon?
 
2012-04-23 10:28:40 PM

Harv72b: The perfume might be new

[bronxbaseballdaily.com image 540x396]

but I thought they'd given up on the Colon?


Bravo.
 
2012-04-23 10:42:25 PM

brap: *spritz*

....Yet today-ay-ay, I consider myself-elf-elf, the most likely to get luckiest-est-est man on earth-earth-earth.


very well played
 
2012-04-23 11:01:02 PM
Old news is so exciting
 
2012-04-23 11:07:14 PM
I saw ads for this on the subway about a week ago. It touched off a nice round of "Really?!"
 
2012-04-24 02:51:21 AM
*Sniff* *sniff* Smells like something a Prius driver would wear.
 
2012-04-24 04:03:31 AM
"Yankee Cologne: Always get your man"

bumpshack.com
 
2012-04-24 04:05:18 AM
Some things I just can't defend.
 
2012-04-24 04:56:58 AM
And urinal trough. You forgot the airy full bodied aroma of an August afternoon by the urinal trough.
 
2012-04-24 05:41:47 AM
So you too can wear the stink of success.
 
2012-04-24 07:26:43 AM
Soon to be featured in every Derrick Jeter Gift Basket. No truth to the rumor that one of the names under consideration for this cologne before they picked the ultimate name was Eau de Valtrex.
 
2012-04-24 07:58:43 AM
paullebowitz.com.previewyoursite.com
 
2012-04-24 08:01:01 AM
Someone needs to fill the void left by Hai Karate.
 
2012-04-24 08:04:42 AM

robsul82: Some things I just can't defend.


lol this

maybe we can get the old spice guy to do some commericals
 
2012-04-24 08:10:40 AM

MAYORBOB: Soon to be featured in every Derrick Jeter Gift Basket. No truth to the rumor that one of the names under consideration for this cologne before they picked the ultimate name was Eau de Valtrex.


Jeter's scent is Eau-6.
 
2012-04-24 08:12:42 AM

FreakinB: I saw ads for this on the subway about a week ago. It touched off a nice round of "Really?!"


Yeah I've seen them all over the trains. I assumed it was a cologne, which is strange to begin with, but the perfume blows my mind. Even if it's actually a nice fragrance, there's nothing about baseball that makes me think "that must be something I want to smell like."
 
2012-04-24 08:18:53 AM

Lando Lincoln: Cubs hate thread #23,912. Go!


Who could hate something so helpless and pathetic?
 
2012-04-24 08:34:36 AM
How very Roman. Reminds me of when they used to slather Gladiators with olive oil after a work out and scrape the oil and sweat off and sell it as an aphrodisiac.

With that mind, is this new cologne made from the sweat of real Yankee players? I want only real deal here.
 
2012-04-24 08:55:24 AM

I sound fat: And urinal trough. You forgot the airy full bodied aroma of an August afternoon by the urinal trough.


I knew I shouldn't read this thread during breakfast.
 
2012-04-24 08:57:46 AM
& really, doesn't every man want to smell like the Bronx?

/likes the Bronx
 
2012-04-24 08:59:28 AM
Eau de Douchebag
 
2012-04-24 09:00:51 AM
Smells like festering assholes and shame.
 
2012-04-24 09:16:28 AM

Already Disturbed: [paullebowitz.com.previewyoursite.com image 300x429]


The Yankees are gonna spray Jake The Snake in the eyes?! THOSE BASTARDS; well this will surely culminate in a blindfold match between A-Rod and Jake The Snake...that doesn't sound gay at all!
 
2012-04-24 09:18:30 AM

Jake Havechek: Smells like festering assholes and shame.


Like your underwear drawer?
 
2012-04-24 09:21:08 AM
The secret ingredient is centaur sweat ... only found in one player's bedroom.
 
2012-04-24 09:22:56 AM

HaywoodJablonski: MAYORBOB: Soon to be featured in every Derrick Jeter Gift Basket. No truth to the rumor that one of the names under consideration for this cologne before they picked the ultimate name was Eau de Valtrex.

Jeter's scent is Eau-6.


Them smell also doesn't cover the left side of the body.
 
2012-04-24 10:15:56 AM
Can it cover up New York odor?
 
2012-04-24 10:28:00 AM

Jake Havechek: Smells like festering assholes and shame.


No, the Fenway Park anniversary was Friday.
 
2012-04-24 10:29:26 AM

HaywoodJablonski: MAYORBOB: Soon to be featured in every Derrick Jeter Gift Basket. No truth to the rumor that one of the names under consideration for this cologne before they picked the ultimate name was Eau de Valtrex.

Jeter's scent is Eau-6.


-Jeter has already had his own cologne for years
-you can bag on him for his (lack of) range, but not his glove; he generally commits very few errors (last night was his first of the season, and a play Tex -should- have made anyway)

/.411
 
2012-04-24 10:30:45 AM
Meh, I'm as big a Cubs fan as anyone, and I had to laugh at the headline.
 
2012-04-24 10:53:35 AM

Orgasmatron138: Meh, I'm as big a Cubs fan as anyone, and I had to laugh at the headline.


Youd have to be used to it by now. The cubs sank several years before the Titanic did.
 
2012-04-24 12:39:34 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Lando Lincoln: Cubs hate thread #23,912. Go!

Who could hate something so helpless and pathetic?


But enough about the Royals.

mikaloyd: Orgasmatron138: Meh, I'm as big a Cubs fan as anyone, and I had to laugh at the headline.

Youd have to be used to it by now. The cubs sank several years before the Titanic did.


Now, now. The Cubs' first 70 years, they were a dominant team in the league. The last 70 years, not so much.

/yes, they've been around almost 140 years
//and yes, they've sucked for the last 70
 
2012-04-24 01:42:27 PM

Harv72b: The perfume might be new

[bronxbaseballdaily.com image 540x396]

but I thought they'd given up on the Colon?


*golf clap*

/+1
 
2012-04-24 01:43:51 PM

Jake Havechek: Smells like festering assholes and shame.


But please, enough about the new cologne "Wrigley."
 
2012-04-24 01:44:54 PM

robsul82: Some things I just can't defend.


This. Anybody wanna take a free shot at this, be my guest.

/walks away
 
2012-04-24 01:50:10 PM

Wise_Guy: Jake Havechek: Smells like festering assholes and shame.

Like your underwear drawer?


Oh snap!
 
2012-04-24 02:17:55 PM

mikaloyd: Orgasmatron138: Meh, I'm as big a Cubs fan as anyone, and I had to laugh at the headline.

Youd have to be used to it by now. The cubs sank several years before the Titanic did.


Of course. That's why I'm not panicking now. The Cubs are awful this year, but at least there's new ownership and proven management building something. Contrast that with almost every other year of my life where they've sucked while building nothing. I'm 33, and they've only been good 6 times while I've been alive, but every one of those were flash in the pan teams.
 
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