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RobFMJ		2012-04-24 01:11:42 PM

Nice place to visit, can't say I'd ever consider moving there tho.

/us Texans need our sunshine, 100 degree summers, cheap property and the occasional hurricane

Allen. The end.		2012-04-24 01:40:36 PM

The weather sucks, and the people are usually uber-passive-aggressive....but the FOOD! and the BEER!!! It's as good a food town as anywhere else in the nation.

rohar		2012-04-24 01:54:53 PM

Hayduke Lives Precariously: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 640x480]

oh and the food there sucks

/stay away

Rush Limbaugh's Call Screener: I'm in West Seattle, and would be down for a party.

...being in West Seattle, though, means no Dick's. But, we have Zippy's, so NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH.

Turns out you're both eating second rate burgers. The good stuff's east:

www.zipscheney.com

waffledonkey		2012-04-24 01:57:57 PM

Seattle: Where we care about the difference between "partly cloudy" and "partly sunny" in the daily weather forecast!

Dee Snarl		2012-04-24 02:19:35 PM

Seattle has to be the most highly represented city on FARK, right? That's always been my impression.

/there was a FARK party here a few years ago
//I missed it
///ready for another one
//cuz I want to have sex with all of you

Miss Stein		2012-04-24 02:24:18 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'll gladly organize a Seattle/Tacoma Fark party. I'll check back here later and see how many are interested...

I'm interested! Let's make it a SeaTacEvt party to catch the north-end Farkers. Islanders and Eastsiders too.

stappawho		2012-04-24 02:55:20 PM

AbbeySomeone: Smeggy Smurf: As a former resident of both Renton and Port Angeles I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to the entire Puget Sound. May your dicks shrivel up and your tits sag to the knees

If you add Ocean Shores or Burien to your list you will have lived in all the sh*t hole areas. None of them is Seattle proper.

Don't you ever diss Burien. Center of the known universe it is.

89 Stick-Up Kid		2012-04-24 03:09:27 PM

stappawho: AbbeySomeone: Smeggy Smurf: As a former resident of both Renton and Port Angeles I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to the entire Puget Sound. May your dicks shrivel up and your tits sag to the knees

If you add Ocean Shores or Burien to your list you will have lived in all the sh*t hole areas. None of them is Seattle proper.

Don't you ever diss Burien. Center of the known universe it is.

It's White Center that gives Burien a bad name. No one says anything bad about Shorewood and the Three Tree Point area.

Jon H		2012-04-24 03:15:05 PM

Getting a kick here in Federal Way!
With a constant wind from the south, everytime I fart, I know it is going to Seattle!
Smell It!

leonel		2012-04-24 03:29:23 PM

Now if we can keep all the Californian's from coming up here, we'll be good.

leonel		2012-04-24 03:31:15 PM

Technoir: Visited Seattle once. Wasn't bad except for the hordes of filthy hipsters wandering around trying to look "scene-y" and "edge-y" and just generally making a nuisance of themselves. Oh, and the farking panhandlers. And the Starbuckses. You can't swing a dead hipster panhandler without hitting 3 Starbuckses.

Just pave over the whole city and start again. Didn't they do that once already? Or was that an episode of Scooby Doo?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Portland is our only buffer zone between us and THOSE PEOPLE!

/and by those people, I mean Californians

leonel		2012-04-24 03:34:34 PM

Rootus: Seattle is the greatest place to live in the whole world! You listening, Californians? Portland absolutely sucks, just keep driving north, don't stop or the hipsters will attack you. Seattle is more like home if you're from LA, anyway; you can drive for a long time and still be surrounded by people. No such luck in Portland, it's too tiny to be comfortable.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Portland is our only buffer zone between us and THOSE PEOPLE!

/and by those people, I mean Californians

Treefingers		2012-04-24 03:44:13 PM

SEATTLE FARK PARTY!
(I've been waiting for this day for years!)

I say either:

Taphouse Downtown (Pricey, but beery)
The Unicorn (if we want to wear silly hats)
The Central Saloon (for old time's Sake)

What say ye, Seattle?!

/Everyone else talking Sh*t, you go ahead and continue wallow in your bastions of corny Americana. Seattle won't miss you while you're gone.

Miss Stein		2012-04-24 04:16:15 PM

I vote for any place where:

- There's parking within three blocks

- My car will still be intact after two hours.

Perhaps:

Hales Pub

George and Dragon

Something in Ballard

/or Greenlake/Greenwood, Phinney, Capitol Hill

Slam1263		2012-04-24 09:02:32 PM

Dee Snarl: Seattle has to be the most highly represented city on FARK, right? That's always been my impression.

/there was a FARK party here a few years ago
//I missed it
///ready for another one
//cuz I want to have sex with all of you

Nope, not all of me. Just pick one area, do you business, and move along.

/gots lots ta share
//theres a moist wrinkle above my thigh that needs attention

Man On Pink Corner		2012-04-24 10:15:17 PM

We're full

Go away

davidphogan		2012-04-24 10:24:30 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'll gladly organize a Seattle/Tacoma Fark party. I'll check back here later and see how many are interested...

I could probably justify taking the Cascades up there for that.

I mean, our trains in the PNW are such crap that you're taking your life in your hands to ride them. I would never take the train.

/seriously, I'll take the train if there's a Fark Party up there

Chameleon		2012-04-24 10:33:11 PM

Miss Stein: I'm interested! Let's make it a SeaTacEvt party to catch the north-end Farkers. Islanders and Eastsiders too.

No love for South end? Screw you guys!

Jon H: Getting a kick here in Federal Way!
With a constant wind from the south, everytime I fart, I know it is going to Seattle!
Smell It!

The 'Way represent! *fist bumps Jon H*

Miss Stein		2012-04-24 10:40:56 PM

Chameleon: Miss Stein: I'm interested! Let's make it a SeaTacEvt party to catch the north-end Farkers. Islanders and Eastsiders too.

No love for South end? Screw you guys!

I thought the South end was represented withe the Tac in SeaTacEvt. I'm all for changing it to SeaTacOlyEvt if it suits you.

Chameleon		2012-04-24 10:44:46 PM

Miss Stein: I thought the South end was represented withe the Tac in SeaTacEvt. I'm all for changing it to SeaTacOlyEvt if it suits you.

Nah, screw those Olympia guys.

/missed the "Tac" part somehow.

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash		2012-04-24 11:56:45 PM

Treefingers: SEATTLE FARK PARTY!
(I've been waiting for this day for years!)

I say either:

Taphouse Downtown (Pricey, but beery)
The Unicorn (if we want to wear silly hats)
The Central Saloon (for old time's Sake)

What say ye, Seattle?!

/Everyone else talking Sh*t, you go ahead and continue wallow in your bastions of corny Americana. Seattle won't miss you while you're gone.

Pre-party at Shorty's and you got a deal.

/PINBALL biatchES!

hoihoi8		2012-04-25 12:50:23 AM

Yes, snowboarding this weekend in late April was terrible. Pic is 45 minutes from Seattle. Kayaking the next day was completely unfun also.

brianbankerus		2012-04-25 01:52:46 AM

Smeggy Smurf: As a former resident of both Renton and Port Angeles I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to the entire Puget Sound. May your dicks shrivel up and your tits sag to the knees

As a man of 37, I don't appreciate either the shrinking of my dick, nor the sagging of my man-boobs. Was it you? Did you do this to me?

Careful what you hex, you bastard. Some of us have to live with these bodies.

/though luckily, we're so far north we don't even have to show them to our wives or mistresses. We must only smell of over-roasted coffee and be able to reinstall Windows when Amazon crashes it.

brianbankerus		2012-04-25 01:55:04 AM

MrSteve007: This is a typical house in the Seattle area:
[www.berfrois.com image 350x255]

A picture of the Seattle Public Library I snapped last week:
[www.spreadartculture.com image 560x449]

Downtown Tacoma:
[media.wnyc.org image 525x350]

And don't even get started on what is left of downtown Seattle (see, the caption proves it):
[content.lib.washington.edu image 640x445]

Aw, come on dude, you know half of those are Detroit. Don't play us SEA folk to be rust-belters. (Checked your GeekPi blog, fyi, good stuff!)

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