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2012-04-24 12:00:01 AM
gerbilpox: mamoru: I am no fan of the TSA at all in any way whatsoever, but I have a hard time believing the truth of this story...

From TFA: The TSO loomed over my daughter, with an angry grimace on her face, and ordered her to stop crying. When my scared child could not do so, two TSOs called for backup saying "The suspect is not cooperating." The suspect, of course, being a frightened child. They treated my daughter no better than if she had been a terrorist.

Seriously? I mean, a lot of it reads like bad fiction. I may be wrong and it may be completely true (and I wouldn't be too shocked), but I'd really like to see an independent source for this, because it does seem a bit far-fetched. I mean, it looks like the situation caused kind of a scene at the screening checkpoint, so surely there are other witnesses to at least some of it.

If it's true, then more sh*t on the TSA, but I'd like to see some kind of independent confirmation. :-/

This. There have been a number of widely-reported cases of TSA agents acting badly that were disproved by surveillance videos. Are there cases of real b.s.? Yes. But I'll withhold my outrage about a specific one until there's more than the alleged victim's account.


I concur. So far this is just the Consumerist blindly buying some woman's Facebook story. No other media outlets are reporting it.

Let's make sure this is real before we get our panties in a wad.
 
2012-04-24 12:00:45 AM
CthulhuCalling: Perhaps I should announce the Cthulhu Presidential Platform. If elected as your Elder God, I will:
1) relocate the capital to R'lyeh
2) abolish the TSA
3) cripple the DEA
4) close Guantamo Bay. Give the DoJ 30 days to piss or get off the pot as far as prosecuting any detainees.
5) immediately pull all troops out of Afghanistan
6) savage the defense budget and reallocate funds toward rebuilding infrastructure and education
7) prosecute Eric Holder
8) push to have PATRIOT repealed

And a bunch of other stuff...


Yeah but what's your stance on Han shooting first?
 
2012-04-24 12:02:29 AM
machodonkeywrestler: CthulhuCalling: Perhaps I should announce the Cthulhu Presidential Platform. If elected as your Elder God, I will:
1) relocate the capital to R'lyeh
2) abolish the TSA
3) cripple the DEA
4) close Guantamo Bay. Give the DoJ 30 days to piss or get off the pot as far as prosecuting any detainees.
5) immediately pull all troops out of Afghanistan
6) savage the defense budget and reallocate funds toward rebuilding infrastructure and education
7) prosecute Eric Holder
8) push to have PATRIOT repealed

And a bunch of other stuff...

Yeah, but what have the Elder Ones done for us lately?


We apologized for Cheney already. Sheesh, some people just don't know how to let go...
 
2012-04-24 12:04:13 AM
ZeroCorpse: untaken_name: ZeroCorpse: Here's an idea:

STOP FLYING

Seriously. If you want to protest the TSA, or make it clear that you don't approve and won't put up with their actions and policies, then STOP FLYING and take a bus, train, ship or car to your destination.

The fact that people keep flying just tells the airlines and government that airlines will continue to make a profit on your need to get somewhere fast, no matter HOW inconvenient or obnoxious the process becomes. Your impatience trumps your sense of outrage, apparently.

Put your money where your mouth is. Stop flying.

The problem with that philosophy (which I share - haven't flown since 2002) is that they're now putting TSA on buses, trains, and ships, and they WANT to be able to stop and search random cars, too. It's no longer enough to just not fly - it's time to make life for TSA agents so unpleasant that no one wants to become one and they either collapse or go full retard. If you know anyone who works for the TSA, disassociate with them immediately.

If they start TSAing random cars, the shiat will hit the fan. People will be burning effigies of TSOs and it will become a very unpleasant, unwanted career path.


I wish I believed you. But the random bus searches in Houston and New York City lead me to believe that Americans are, by and large, scared sheep who will put up with any injustice if they can go home afterward and watch American Idol or Dancing With The Stars.
 
2012-04-24 12:10:14 AM
redmid17: CthulhuCalling: Perhaps I should announce the Cthulhu Presidential Platform. If elected as your Elder God, I will:
1) relocate the capital to R'lyeh
2) abolish the TSA
3) cripple the DEA
4) close Guantamo Bay. Give the DoJ 30 days to piss or get off the pot as far as prosecuting any detainees.
5) immediately pull all troops out of Afghanistan
6) savage the defense budget and reallocate funds toward rebuilding infrastructure and education
7) prosecute Eric Holder
8) push to have PATRIOT repealed

And a bunch of other stuff...

Yeah but what's your stance on Han shooting first?


Han shot first. Sebastian Shaw shall be replaced as he belongs at the end of Return of the Jedi. Indiana Jones and the Saucer People never happened. Boba Fett does not sound like Temura Morrison. Exploding Death Stars do not have rings.
 
2012-04-24 12:11:11 AM
Back in my day, some would call that felony assault.
 
2012-04-24 12:27:48 AM
untaken_name: Air travel is a regulated enterprise

All enterprises are regulated, however only in air travel is there an attempt to say the government gets to decide who gets to travel on a particular party's privately owned mode of transport.

fusillade762: Let's make sure this is real before we get our panties in a wad.

The simple fact the TSA exists and that things were changed for no reason, should have your panties in a wad. The fact someone can't accompany their grandmother to the gate should have your panties in a wad.
 
2012-04-24 12:28:37 AM
scarmig:

People are far more terrified of being responsible for themselves than any bogeyman the government can dream up.


This.
 
2012-04-24 12:29:47 AM
Is there any reason the woman couldn't pick up her daughter and march right out of that airport away from those creeps?
 
2012-04-24 12:31:49 AM
There is zero, let me repeat that, ZERO (0), significant statistical evidence that the TSA has accomplished anything of worth through their operations. They fail surprise tests close to 80% of the time, and now do their damnedest to try to bury those results. Strange how you don't hear about them anymore? I can guarantee you that it isn't because they are doing such a stellar job. The tests have been "modified" and buried.

The few and far between things they have caught have been generally iffy on the terrorist front, and generally would have been caught by the same security setups we had prior to 9/11.

The TSA and the DHS as implemented by the Bush administration, and unfortunately continued by the Obama administration are a joke and huge wastes of taxpayer money.
 
2012-04-24 12:35:33 AM
Need_MindBleach: Is there any reason the woman couldn't pick up her daughter and march right out of that airport away from those creeps?

Link

"The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is warning that any would-be commercial airline passenger who enters an airport checkpoint and then refuses to undergo the method of inspection designated by TSA will not be allowed to fly and also will not be permitted to simply leave the airport.

That person will have to remain on the premises to be questioned by the TSA and possibly by local law enforcement. Anyone refusing faces fines up to $11,000 and possible arrest."
 
2012-04-24 12:40:05 AM
Duke_leto_Atredes: , each airport needs a local divison of the nearest city or county police force to handle security (except in the windy city the tsa is better then the pd there)

Of America's 50 largest airports, several already do have their own police departments, and the rest have a police detail assigned to it from the local police/sheriff. Dane County Regional in Madison, WI (barely on the list for 100 busiest passenger service airports) even has a detail of sheriff's deputies. And if the TSA pulls out of MSN, I guarantee the presence of the Dane County SO (who will no doubt spend most of their time making sure the hotel shuttle drivers stay with their vans) will ensure that no puddle jumper leaving Madison will fall victim to terrorists.
 
2012-04-24 12:40:32 AM
WhyteRaven74: untaken_name: Air travel is a regulated enterprise

All enterprises are regulated, however only in air travel is there an attempt to say the government gets to decide who gets to travel on a particular party's privately owned mode of transport.


What about Greyhound and Amtrak? They now have TSA screening just like at airports. Besides, the government subsidizes the air industry. With subsidies come control, that is well-established.
 
2012-04-24 12:41:39 AM
WhyteRaven74: All enterprises are regulated,

Also, this is not true. Only commercial enterprises are regulated under the commerce clause.
 
2012-04-24 12:49:32 AM
Has no one considered that any half witted terrorist could just target the security checkpoints themselves?

Bunch of people in an open and unsecured space? Link
 
2012-04-24 12:58:11 AM
sno man: dahmers love zombie: sno man: Weaver95: this is the country we are now - fearful, paranoid and authoritarian. And it will get worse, not better. Because we live in fear and do not have control over our lives anymore.

america...land of the free and home of the brave no longer.

I love you guys (America Collective), but damn, the only way you are gonna get that mythical place back is to take it back. Sitting in here whining about it ain't gonna get it done. You (collective) can blame Bush all you like, but he couldn't have done it without you. If you ever hated the Dixie Chicks for anything other than there music, you are part of the problem. That Obama has little interest in shredding this crap should be a little alarming too...

You know why Obama isn't doing shiat about this, right? OK, apart from the "same authoritarian, different animal" part? It's because if he were to say the first MILD condemnatory thing about the TSA morons, and then at any time between now and the first Tuesday in November some asshole manages to actually fark with an airplane, Obama loses the election and he coattails down both houses of Congress with him. R$ wins, and has an allied Congress to play with for at least two years. Honestly, as much as I loathe flying now that the Totally Shiatforbrains Assholes are working the gate, I'd rather Obama not put himself on the line at this moment. Get re-elected, THEN spend four years actually trying to enact change of a meaningful sort. Perhaps, maybe, he'll have a few more friends in Congress, maybe he'll get to name a replacement for Thomas or Scalia (prove you're up there, God...just this once). I'll trade ten rectal exams from now until November for not having the goddamn Republicans fully in charge of the henhouse for four years.

I like the guy, the dem con speech in '04 is on a very short list of the best speeches in my lifetime... (2 years too young for JFK in case you were wondering) I hope you are right...


Yup. I'm just a bit younger than you are (born 1971), and when I saw that speach I knew Obama was going to be president someday, though I thought it would be '12 or '16, not '08.

I don't fully have skin in this game (I'm Canadian), and I'm very cynical about the ability of politicians to effect meaningful change in the economic realm. But I really did hope Obama would be able to start to reverse the worst abuses of civil liberties and rule of law that occurred under Bush - that he'd end torture, close Guantanamo, and bring the 4th amendment back from its near-death experience under Bush-Cheney. I mean, you guys are supposed to be the freaking City on the Hill, man. Get it together!

So I hope progressives (and Freepers!) are right that a second-term, lame-duck Obama is the President his backers always hoped he could be. The guy always stuck me as someone who could say "yeah, we're not going to be randomly strip-searching 4-year-olds anymore as of today, and that's that." But I wouldn't expect any meaningful change on that front between now and November.
 
2012-04-24 01:01:24 AM
This was in Wichita.

What exactly would the target of the terrorist toddler and grandma even be?

There's not really even anything nearby that would be significant to fly into with the plane.

The majority of planes I've been on out of Wichita are all the tiny little ones with only 3 seats on a row. Not sure how many people they hold, was thinking they have about 20 rows or so.. so probably under 100 "victims" pretty easily. And not likely to be anyone of too big significance on being a target as a specific person.

With the grandma mentioned as living in a different direction so that they've never flown together, this would have just been making a short-ish flight to a hub somewhere like St. Louis.

Even if they cleared out the airport because the kid hadn't been screened, that'd be maybe 3 or 4 flights of people around at the time, if that.

But then, that actually makes the story a bit more likely to me... these guys don't have much other excitement going on, and not much else to do... sure, let's overreact and make some action.
 
2012-04-24 01:05:34 AM
iaazathot: There is zero, let me repeat that, ZERO (0), significant statistical evidence that the TSA has accomplished anything of worth through their operations. They fail surprise tests close to 80% of the time, and now do their damnedest to try to bury those results. Strange how you don't hear about them anymore? I can guarantee you that it isn't because they are doing such a stellar job. The tests have been "modified" and buried.

The few and far between things they have caught have been generally iffy on the terrorist front, and generally would have been caught by the same security setups we had prior to 9/11.

The TSA and the DHS as implemented by the Bush administration, and unfortunately continued by the Obama administration are a joke and huge wastes of taxpayer money.


Bush took away my pocket knife and made me take off my shoes. Obama did the rest.
 
2012-04-24 01:20:04 AM
cmb53208: Duke_leto_Atredes: , each airport needs a local divison of the nearest city or county police force to handle security (except in the windy city the tsa is better then the pd there)

Of America's 50 largest airports, several already do have their own police departments, and the rest have a police detail assigned to it from the local police/sheriff. Dane County Regional in Madison, WI (barely on the list for 100 busiest passenger service airports) even has a detail of sheriff's deputies. And if the TSA pulls out of MSN, I guarantee the presence of the Dane County SO (who will no doubt spend most of their time making sure the hotel shuttle drivers stay with their vans) will ensure that no puddle jumper leaving Madison will fall victim to terrorists.


Law enforcement officials cannot search you without a warrant or probable cause. That's why the TSA is not technically a law enforcement agency.
 
2012-04-24 01:25:55 AM
BlippityBleep: Mock26: I said, "I have no problem seeing the TSA pat down children...."
...
I see that more than one person is hard of reading around here.


[i44.tinypic.com image 256x256]

that's my takeaway from your statement.


You are attracted to men in suits? Hey, whatever floats your boat, or rather, your fruit basket.
 
2012-04-24 01:26:18 AM
insertsnarkyusername: Duke_leto_Atredes: insertsnarkyusername: Stop farking taking children on planes. I know it's hard but make some farking sacrifices since you have a small child.
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and when they pull the same crap on busses as they are starting to do? amtrak kiked them out because they have their own police force and could make it stick, each airport needs a local divison of the nearest city or county police force to handle security (except in the windy city the tsa is better then the pd there)

That's an entirely different discussion and I agree with you. I travel amtrack about 3 or 4 times a month and I love it. A sane attitude towards security is only one reason, but it is a pretty big one. To fly you have you to go through actions that are stressful towards small children in particular, and everyone else suffers as a result.


The problem with that is I've wanted families with small children to stop flying since I started flying. I'm not keeping silent here.
 
2012-04-24 01:26:52 AM
vudukungfu: punistation: Job creators

Job creators

Job creators

Job creators

Job creators

Job creators

Job creators

Job creators

Job creators


Know who else was a "job creator"?
that's right.
I went there.


god?
 
2012-04-24 01:32:42 AM
Sum Dum Gai: djh0101010: Eh, fark that. Work the odds. Target the obvious, and apologize when 99.99% of them are innocent. "Hey, sorry that brownish youngish males are usually the problem, move along now", and let's stop feeling up 4 and 80 year olds. IF the terrorists start using that demographic, THEN let's react to that, but until then, let's go with the last 50 years of history or so.

The problem is that system is trivially easy to exploit.

If your system would catch 95% of the members of a particular organization, they'll simply conduct attacks solely using the 5% that your screening isn't catching - and it's simple as hell for them to find out which ones those are; all they have to do is each fly (with nothing suspicious or dangerous) on a semi-regular basis and count the number of times each person is screened.

The problem with any nonrandom screening system is that it's very easy to get a good estimate of the odds that a particular individual will be screened, so it's very easy to figure how to maximize the odds of success by doing the attack with someone least likely to be screened.


The problem is I could already do that NOW. The screening system is looking for "people acting like terrorists," so all I have to do is...not act like a terrorist, whatever that means. Alternatively, they are looking for "items people could use to hijack a plane" so guess what? All I need to do is think ahead of the curve and use something they're not looking for.

And anyway, both systems and your objection to them are wrong anyway. Good profiling systems, like the one the Israelis use, use neither nonrandom screening nor systems that look for terrorists or items. A good profile looks first for: What is it that the terrorist is trying to do? Once that is determined, the profile then seeks to determine: What will enable someone to carry out that goal? And what type of person will be able to complete that goal successfully?

Americans have this idea that terrorists want to kill a lot of people. This is wrong. Terrorists can bring cities or nations to their knees and never harm a single person. Near the end of the IRA's campaign against Britain, they were destroying literally acres of British real estate, but thanks to an effective PR program, nobody died (except once, a photographer had to get a good shot for his paper, and, well...)

9/11 didn't happen because of the weapons the hijackers got onto the plane; it happened because of the strategy then in effect in US airlines if they got hijacked: Cooperate with the hijackers, obey their commands, don't fight back, get the plane on the ground and let the negotiators take over. This strategy has been changed, and cooperation is no longer the rule. However, that will only last unless or until someone finds a way to force the pilots to open the cockpit door again.

As it stands, anyone who wants to blow up a plane in flight probably would not do so, for the simple reason that it would not serve any purpose that any known terrorist organization currently has. If they just want to provoke America, there are plenty of overseas targets they can use more easily; and if they want to kill lots of Americans, ditto. The purpose of 9/11 was NOT to kill lots of Americans, it was to show the Muslim population that America could be attacked by the Islamic state bin Laden hoped he would become the leader of. (Little did he know) And it was to entice America to attack Islam on their own territory, since al-Qaeda did not have the resources to fight America in America. That part of the plan worked nicely. They don't need to attack us here any more, because we're already over there.

As far as some lone psychopath wanting to blow up a plane, like the Unabomber, I suppose it's not impossible; but regular baggage screening will keep them off. Your assumption that terrorists are random psychos who just want to kill people but are organized enough to keep track of nonrandom screening patterns is what is keeping us taking off our shoes all over the nation.
 
2012-04-24 01:40:29 AM
Oh yeah, this is a suicide bomber all the way, full cavity search, don't stop till you reach the back of his teeth:

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-24 01:44:28 AM
Sigh.

The "war on terror" has involved incarceration and torture without trial and two wars, with who knows how much more to come.

Pat downs are nothing by comparison.


and, since we've all seen the video tapes of crazy psychos teaching kids to be crazy psychos, if the goal of the detectors and pat downs is protection (which in theory it is) then that means you can't give kids a free pass to smuggle.

I am not condoning any of the nonsense we've done in response to 911, but it really says something about our culture that I get called all manner of names over the course of a decade for being against invasions, nation building, torture, and indefinitely JUVENILE DETENTION, but when some white american girl gets brushed with the back of a TSA guy's hand, then its ZOMG SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

Human beings disgust me, and I do not want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2012-04-24 01:48:01 AM
Smackledorfer: Sigh.

The "war on terror" has involved incarceration and torture without trial and two wars, with who knows how much more to come.

Pat downs are nothing by comparison.


and, since we've all seen the video tapes of crazy psychos teaching kids to be crazy psychos, if the goal of the detectors and pat downs is protection (which in theory it is) then that means you can't give kids a free pass to smuggle.

I am not condoning any of the nonsense we've done in response to 911, but it really says something about our culture that I get called all manner of names over the course of a decade for being against invasions, nation building, torture, and indefinitely JUVENILE DETENTION, but when some white american girl gets brushed with the back of a TSA guy's hand, then its ZOMG SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

Human beings disgust me, and I do not want to live on this planet anymore.


forum.gon.com
 
2012-04-24 01:49:28 AM
Zizzowop: Oh yeah, this is a suicide bomber all the way, full cavity search, don't stop till you reach the back of his teeth:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x332]


Ridiculous? Yes.
At all traumatizing to a child to be patted down? Not really.

Kids haven't even learned to be disgusted by PDA or how everyone is supposed to flinch the second anyone enters their two-foot personal space (try standing too close to adults, you'd think they'd been raped. There are grown men whose shoulder you can't lay a hand on without them looking like they'd wet themselves with discomfort). As long as the TSA folks have remotely half-decent skills with kids (and ya, some are damn near retarded) then kids won't think a thing about it.

Now, if their parent is a couple feet away screaming, crying, and making a big deal about, those kids are going to take that cue and freak the fark out, the same as any child after they trip and fall: parent freaks out, kid freaks out.
 
2012-04-24 01:49:32 AM
Smackledorfer: Sigh.

The "war on terror" has involved incarceration and torture without trial and two wars, with who knows how much more to come.

Pat downs are nothing by comparison.


and, since we've all seen the video tapes of crazy psychos teaching kids to be crazy psychos, if the goal of the detectors and pat downs is protection (which in theory it is) then that means you can't give kids a free pass to smuggle.

I am not condoning any of the nonsense we've done in response to 911, but it really says something about our culture that I get called all manner of names over the course of a decade for being against invasions, nation building, torture, and indefinitely JUVENILE DETENTION, but when some white american girl gets brushed with the back of a TSA guy's hand, then its ZOMG SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

Human beings disgust me, and I do not want to live on this planet anymore.


i60.photobucket.com

Please note: I'm not advocating anything. I have no animus toward you. I'm just trying to help you achieve your stated goals.
 
2012-04-24 01:51:25 AM
badhatharry: technically a law enforcement agency.

Which necessitates the question: What defines a law enforcement agency?
 
2012-04-24 01:53:05 AM
Zizzowop: Oh yeah, this is a suicide bomber all the way, full cavity search, don't stop till you reach the back of his teeth:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x332]


Yeah, because no child has ever been used by terrorists.

/rolls eyes
 
2012-04-24 01:55:01 AM
redmid17:
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I honestly have never understood this particular meme. Never bothered me, but now that its pointed my way, I've gotta ask: whats with that pic?
:D
 
2012-04-24 01:58:53 AM
Smackledorfer: redmid17:
[forum.gon.com image 300x170]

I honestly have never understood this particular meme. Never bothered me, but now that its pointed my way, I've gotta ask: whats with that pic?
:D


It's a line from Tombstone when the Earps move out of town.

/watch tombstone
 
2012-04-24 02:01:40 AM
redmid17: Smackledorfer: redmid17:
[forum.gon.com image 300x170]

I honestly have never understood this particular meme. Never bothered me, but now that its pointed my way, I've gotta ask: whats with that pic?
:D

It's a line from Tombstone when the Earps move out of town.

/watch tombstone


Yea, I've heard its good. I've never sat and watched the whole thing. I'll add it to my download list. Not a huge western fan, but I did just finish a quick tour of deadwood, so now's probably a good time.
 
2012-04-24 02:08:46 AM
This is what happens when people who couldn't get jobs waiting tables or collecting garbage are put in positions of authority.
 
2012-04-24 02:09:38 AM
redmid17: Smackledorfer: redmid17:
[forum.gon.com image 300x170]

I honestly have never understood this particular meme. Never bothered me, but now that its pointed my way, I've gotta ask: whats with that pic?
:D

It's a line from Tombstone when the Earps move out of town.

/watch tombstone


No it isn't. It's from Deadwood. But you should still watch Tombstone.
 
2012-04-24 02:12:49 AM
Mock26: Zizzowop: Oh yeah, this is a suicide bomber all the way, full cavity search, don't stop till you reach the back of his teeth:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x332]

Yeah, because no child has ever been used by terrorists.

/rolls eyes


If we were talking about an airport in Pakistan maybe, but honestly, do you really believe a toddler with a broken leg in a wheel chair is carrying a bomb? I know, I know, it's not impossible and I've seen enough movies and watched enough news to know they go to great lengths and all that, blah, blah, blah, but this is just ridiculous, have terrorists infiltrated little white Johnny to be carrying WMDs? They have full body scanners and metal detectors, and bomb sniffers-all I have personally been through, never patted down myself, but that's not enough with a baby in a wheel chair, they have to pat him down too? Now you got my eyes rolling.
 
2012-04-24 02:13:58 AM
untaken_name: redmid17: Smackledorfer: redmid17:
[forum.gon.com image 300x170]

I honestly have never understood this particular meme. Never bothered me, but now that its pointed my way, I've gotta ask: whats with that pic?
:D

It's a line from Tombstone when the Earps move out of town.

/watch tombstone

No it isn't. It's from Deadwood. But you should still watch Tombstone.


I must have missed the episode of Deadwood that had Kurt Russell, Bill Paxton, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliot, and Powers Boothe.

Link
 
2012-04-24 02:19:44 AM
redmid17: untaken_name: redmid17: Smackledorfer: redmid17:
[forum.gon.com image 300x170]

I honestly have never understood this particular meme. Never bothered me, but now that its pointed my way, I've gotta ask: whats with that pic?
:D

It's a line from Tombstone when the Earps move out of town.

/watch tombstone

No it isn't. It's from Deadwood. But you should still watch Tombstone.

I must have missed the episode of Deadwood that had Kurt Russell, Bill Paxton, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliot, and Powers Boothe.

Link


Smells like someone died.
 
2012-04-24 02:24:13 AM
Zizzowop: redmid17: untaken_name: redmid17: Smackledorfer: redmid17:
[forum.gon.com image 300x170]

I honestly have never understood this particular meme. Never bothered me, but now that its pointed my way, I've gotta ask: whats with that pic?
:D

It's a line from Tombstone when the Earps move out of town.

/watch tombstone

No it isn't. It's from Deadwood. But you should still watch Tombstone.

I must have missed the episode of Deadwood that had Kurt Russell, Bill Paxton, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliot, and Powers Boothe.

Link

Smells like someone died.


Ritchie Valens has been dead for 43 years. It tends to happen
 
2012-04-24 02:50:33 AM
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2012-04-24 03:00:40 AM
Thanks GW!
 
2012-04-24 04:47:20 AM
89 Stick-Up Kid: Thanks GW!

Exactly. Not sure the nation can ever get back on track until we reframe 9/11 in some useful, instead of paranoid and authoritarian manner.
 
2012-04-24 04:59:58 AM
redmid17: That person will have to remain on the premises to be questioned by the TSA and possibly by local law enforcement. Anyone refusing faces fines up to $11,000 and possible arrest."

Which, IMHO, is complete and utter bullshiat.
 
2012-04-24 05:27:28 AM
Cry me a river. America voted for that president and those congress people and allowed them to create the TSA to protect our little snowflakes. Then, next time around, you reelected the president and most of the congress people. They don't suck, we do.
 
2012-04-24 05:54:16 AM
If anyone believes the President of the United States is anything more than a face to put in front of a microphone, they need to abandon their childhood naiveté and start paying more attention.
 
2012-04-24 06:09:22 AM
glassbottomboatcaptain: If anyone believes the President of the United States is anything more than a face to put in front of a microphone, they need to abandon their childhood naiveté and start paying more attention.

I don't even what that means but is sounds truly extra derpy for this evening, so thank you.

Please tell us more about berferism and fluoridation.
 
2012-04-24 06:24:05 AM
Aye Carumba: tyr·an·ny [tir-uh-nee]
noun, plural tyr·an·nies.

1. arbitrary or unrestrained exercise of power; despotic abuse of authority.
2. the government or rule of a tyrant or absolute ruler.
3. a state ruled by a tyrant or absolute ruler.
4. oppressive or unjustly severe government on the part of any ruler.
5. undue severity or harshness.


THAT is the word I have been trying to think of. Thank you.
 
2012-04-24 06:26:08 AM
RoyBatty: glassbottomboatcaptain: If anyone believes the President of the United States is anything more than a face to put in front of a microphone, they need to abandon their childhood naiveté and start paying more attention.

I don't even what that means but is sounds truly extra derpy for this evening, so thank you.

Please tell us more about berferism and fluoridation.


It is obvious you don`t know what that means as you have decided to ridicule it. If you understood what was being said then you would agree. The use of the word derp invalidates your argument.
 
2012-04-24 06:26:55 AM
Bigdogdaddy: Cry me a river. America voted for that president and those congress people and allowed them to create the TSA to protect our little snowflakes. Then, next time around, you reelected the president and most of the congress people. They don't suck, we do.

lots of THIS.
 
2012-04-24 06:42:02 AM
RembrandtQEinstein: This is why I will not fly with my family. I refuse to let them get microwaved or felt up. I put up with it myself occasionally just like I do the other unpleasant parts of my job.

THIS. I told the wife after we had the baby that our daughter will not be flying anywhere, ever.

\Ever.
 
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