God-is-a-Taco: My thoughts were "that's one suave motherfarker for a teenager"

Score, I'm crossing 'down syndrom' off my list tonight.


Next up, a dwarf, followed by twins.

+ =

He's 16 and she's 18?
So when does she go to jail?

/double standards!

If he isn't gay, he's paving the way for primo puss puss for a very long time.

Goddamn, I wish I had that much empathy and compassion when I was 16. Hell of a good dude.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Sure are alot of waterheads in the UK. No wonder your empire disappeared.

they pioneered "keeping it in the family" and look where that got them

FirstNationalBastard: lordargent: God-is-a-Taco: My thoughts were "that's one suave motherfarker for a teenager"

Score, I'm crossing 'down syndrom' off my list tonight.
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Next up, a dwarf, followed by twins.

I'd be more impressed if he got the girl with down syndrome and the dwarf twins together for a foursome.

The ARISTOCRAT

Came for the Family Guy reference, leaving satisfied.

cig-mkr: Kudos to the kid who took her to the prom, do a set of brass balls bigger than any of us.

THIS. That kid did a good thing. Hard to be sarcastic about this.

This thread stands out as one of the few great places to check the funniest results:



peg_leg 2012-04-23 07:32:01 PM
8 votes:
Did he get to potato base?


TommyymmoT 2012-04-23 07:04:07 PM
3 votes:
She spent all week picking out that extra special chromosome for the prom.

"Potato base" = Fark comment of the year.

/I'm sorry I'm a dickhead

I smiled at the title.

What's happening to the world?!

Cagey B: NobleHam: compassion-balls

I like this phrase. I'm stealing it now.

"I'm going to go to that soup kitchen, and I'm going to whip out my compassion-balls and teabag the everloving shiat out of hunger!"

Ha!

Didn't any of you watch the video at the end of the article? ..

The reporter, from outside the dance while it was going on says:

"I peeked in just a few minutes ago and yes there was some awkward, SLOW dancing going on." (emphasis hers)

P.S.: "Compassion-balls." HA!

The boy totally looks like

I'm more appalled at the mother's attitude of having such little faith that her daughter will ever have normal moments in her life like dating, getting married or going to prom than I am by anything said in this thread. I mean...wow...

It is sad we live in a world where this is considered noble, extraordinary and news worthy :-(

My first thought was, "someone's parents raised him right". My second thought, after reading all the comments, was, "I hope they serve Pina Coladas in hell."

He invited her to the prom but she thought he took her to Hawaii.

Cagey B: Mugato: So did she put out?

More importantly, did he give her The Shocker after the dance?

electroshock therapy for mental illness?

Despite her best efforts, she still showed up to the dance tardy

Well, at least she was a mong friends....

/window seat, please.

Article didn't say, but was the limo shorter than usual?

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I wondered when Carrie would show up...

The senior prom was a largely forgettable event for me. Yes, the corsage, the suit, the dances, etc., but overall the whole thing was just a very expensive dance with people I saw all the time at school anyway.

I remember more about, years later, my step-daughter's prom. We paid for the dress, getting her hair done, all of that. Drove her to the school, dropped her off, got a call from her, went back to pick her up. She had walked in the door and seen that every last person -accept her- was in casual clothes (jeans, t-shirts, etc.). We took her home, she changed into casual clothes, and we took her back. We lived in a very barrio/ghetto/white trash-y school district at the time. The district, on average, wasn't that poor and we certainly weren't on the upper end of the financial spectrum, but wow did it ever say something about the area we lived in.

The point is I've seen proms that were much less than they were made up to be. For the girl in this article I imagine this is a major life event she will cherish forever. Gaydar aside, sinister plans to make points with other girls in the future, the boy in the article gave her a wonderful memory she will hold for the rest of her life. Good for him.

My wife is a teacher. She teaches seniors and is a Senior Sponsor. That means she has to go to prom, so I had to go with her. We both graduated 12 years ago.

The senior class voted for a boy with Downs as their Prom King. It was sweet.

/csb mode off

Also, damn. Girls got even hotter than when I was in school.

Nice to see a young Christian acting Christian.

peg_leg: Did he get to potato base?

I had a couple smirks up until I saw this. I'm glad my wife is on the phone so I don't have to explain why I'm wiping away tears I'm laughing so hard.

peg_leg: Did he get to potato base?

Since the guy is still alive I doubt it. If she was in the mood, she likely would have used her superhuman strength to tear through him like a Kleenex at a snot party .

Mugato: So did she put out?

I'm wondering if she went down.

FirstNationalBastard: ghare: Nice to see a young Christian acting Christian.

So, he farked her in the ass, wiped his dick on her dress, and made her hitchhike for a ride home?

Well, if it happened to you, it probably happened to her.

AmazinTim: I wasn't aware that loving your child and wanting them to live as full and happy a life as they are able to were mutually exclusive sentiments.

Honestly, how many kids with downs get asked to the prom in real life though? Unless they are at a special school its really rare, dont kid yourself into thinking people arent judged by appearance.

Soracloud: It is sad we live in a world where this is considered noble, extraordinary and news worthy :-(

I guess your brain is just that much better than everyone, would you ask out a mentally challenged kid in high school, not now but when you were a kid.

I Love Rooster: I'm more appalled at the mother's attitude of having such little faith that her daughter will ever have normal moments in her life like dating, getting married or going to prom than I am by anything said in this thread. I mean...wow...

Again, shes honest about expectations, unless she meets another mentally challenged kid the odds are rare. Christ some of you remind me of parents who think their ugly kid deserves to be the pageant or my kid deserves to play on the team even though they cant throw for shiat. Get over it, they arent special.

Oh man this thread has me in tears laughing so hard!
I have the damnedest image of them getting it on afterwards and her screaming "Potato!" as she came.


All joking aside thought it was cool of this kid to do that for her.

ghare: FirstNationalBastard: ghare: Nice to see a young Christian acting Christian.

So, he farked her in the ass, wiped his dick on her dress, and made her hitchhike for a ride home?

Well, if it happened to you, it probably happened to her.

I love you so much right now.
/not in a gay way.

Ok, so if you watch the video, the mother told the reporter that the good thing about home school prom is that "the kids can sleep in tomorrow morning"... uh huh...

rickycal78: I have the damnedest image of them getting it on afterwards and her screaming "Potato!" as she came.



"Oh look! Little potatoes!".

Has no one mentioned that they met in Home School Choir???

Buffco: My wife is a teacher. She teaches seniors and is a Senior Sponsor. That means she has to go to prom, so I had to go with her. We both graduated 12 years ago.

The senior class voted for a boy with Downs as their Prom King. It was sweet.

/csb mode off

Also, damn. Girls got even hotter than when I was in school.

that happens quite a bit actually.
in high school two of the kids with downs were two of the most popular kids in school in a completely non ironic way because they were both utterly hilarious and decent people.
a few people tended to take advantage of their disability to get them to do or say utterly awful and hilarious stuff, but then usually one of the larger football players would give them the WTF MAN? and it went away.
it was kinda like some honor system to not be utter douchebags to the handicapped there.
but the shiat those guys did to non handicapped kids was reprehensible.
strange world.
also, this thread is diamonds.