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(Daily Mail)   Boy takes girl with Down Syndrome to prom, where every dance is a slow dance   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 168
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2012-04-23 05:25:23 PM
So did she put out?
 
2012-04-23 05:29:10 PM
ticket please
 
2012-04-23 05:32:32 PM

Mugato: So did she put out?


More importantly, did he give her The Shocker after the dance?
 
2012-04-23 05:33:11 PM
hahaha!!

we are monsters.
 
2012-04-23 05:34:36 PM
Her mom looks like the land lady from 'Spaced'.

Hello Bwyan.
 
2012-04-23 05:35:07 PM
I don't know who is a worse human being, Subby for writing that headline, or me for laughing at it.
 
2012-04-23 05:35:42 PM
lol
 
2012-04-23 05:40:32 PM
+1
 
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2012-04-23 05:51:10 PM
cache.jezebel.com
 
2012-04-23 05:56:59 PM

Cagey B: Mugato: So did she put out?

More importantly, did he give her The Shocker after the dance?


And would it register on her face if he did?
 
2012-04-23 05:58:46 PM
"Did she go downs on him"

Some farker I can't remember right now.
 
2012-04-23 06:00:46 PM

Cagey B: Mugato: So did she put out?

More importantly, did he give her The Shocker after the dance?


I have the feeling that sex with girls isn't high on his priority list, he totally pinged my gaydar.
 
2012-04-23 06:01:45 PM

2xhelix: he totally pinged my gaydar


not that there's anything wrong with that
 
2012-04-23 06:09:07 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: hahaha!!

we are monsters.


We're here, aren't we? :D
And there was no way I wadn't getting in on dis fwed.
 
2012-04-23 06:11:55 PM
Maybe he just likes the slow dances. Back in my prom days, I wasn't to much for all the arm and leg flailing either.
 
2012-04-23 06:17:15 PM
You guys are...
Crap. I'm totally going to hell.
 
2012-04-23 06:18:09 PM
You're all going to hell.

All. Of. You. Page me in the chain-smoking section of the mezzanine when you get there. We'll get drinks.
 
2012-04-23 06:29:34 PM
Awww, sweet story. That said, LULZ.
 
2012-04-23 06:29:50 PM
I think it's appalling that Bella Boutique doesn't make foam helmets.
 
2012-04-23 06:32:25 PM
I don't know what more there is to say about this, so here's Corky from Life Goes On with a turnover on his head.

i6.photobucket.com
 
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2012-04-23 06:39:35 PM
damn. *shakes head*
 
2012-04-23 06:44:34 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-04-23 06:47:54 PM
This guy needs to be told that it's almost certainly gonna smell like pee down there.
 
2012-04-23 06:52:09 PM
Get Downs and boogie!
 
2012-04-23 06:52:15 PM
Firstly, Subby, well played.

Secondly, it seems like her parents have a very low opinion of what they think their daughter to accomplish in life. Many people with Downs are more than capable of living independently, holding jobs, and achieving a happy marriage. She seems to be on the higher-functioning end of the spectrum but her mom doesn't seem to expect any of that from her.
 
2012-04-23 06:56:33 PM

AmazinTim: Firstly, Subby, well played.

Secondly, it seems like her parents have a very low opinion of what they think their daughter to accomplish in life. Many people with Downs are more than capable of living independently, holding jobs, and achieving a happy marriage. She seems to be on the higher-functioning end of the spectrum but her mom doesn't seem to expect any of that from her.


Maybe she just loves her daughter for who she is and isn't making unreasonable expectations.
 
2012-04-23 07:04:07 PM
She spent all week picking out that extra special chromosome for the prom.
 
2012-04-23 07:18:39 PM

quickdraw: AmazinTim: Firstly, Subby, well played.

Secondly, it seems like her parents have a very low opinion of what they think their daughter to accomplish in life. Many people with Downs are more than capable of living independently, holding jobs, and achieving a happy marriage. She seems to be on the higher-functioning end of the spectrum but her mom doesn't seem to expect any of that from her.

Maybe she just loves her daughter for who she is and isn't making unreasonable expectations.


I wasn't aware that loving your child and wanting them to live as full and happy a life as they are able to were mutually exclusive sentiments.
 
2012-04-23 07:19:38 PM
Video is gone, anyone have a link?

/what?
 
2012-04-23 07:31:58 PM
But thanks to one, sweet 16-year-old guy, Amber, 18, from Houston, Texas, was able to go to the prom like all the other high school teenagers last Thursday.

So the boy's name was also Amber? Even though all the pictures have him captioned as Matt?
 
2012-04-23 07:32:01 PM
Did he get to potato base?
 
2012-04-23 07:32:15 PM
I am so going to Hell for laughing at that headline.

Heartwarming story, though.
 
2012-04-23 07:33:06 PM
I can dance to potato
 
2012-04-23 07:33:11 PM
You're evil, subby. I laughed, but you're still evil.
 
2012-04-23 07:36:32 PM
so did they have child sex on the dance floor? or did they rape each other in the closet??
 
2012-04-23 07:37:04 PM
Kudos to the kid who took her to the prom, do a set of brass balls bigger than any of us.
 
2012-04-23 07:37:37 PM
I think it is bad ass the dude did it.Great guy-- I hope they had a great time. You guys are just mad nobody that wasnt retarded didnt ask you to the prom.

I wonder if the DJ Played Link
 
2012-04-23 07:38:45 PM
Did they hire a limo, or did they take the short bus?
 
2012-04-23 07:38:54 PM

2xhelix:
I have the feeling that sex with girls isn't high on his priority list, he totally pinged my gaydar.



My thoughts were "that's one suave motherfarker for a teenager", so that probably makes sense.
What a horribly awkward, uncoordinated creature I was when I was 16.
It didn't get better.
 
2012-04-23 07:39:00 PM
So I walked into the bar and see a hot girl sitting down. I walk right up to her and say "Were your parents retarded, because you sure look special to me."
 
2012-04-23 07:41:34 PM
A buddy of mine once dated a chick with Downs Syndrome. She didn't know they were dating, though.
 
2012-04-23 07:41:56 PM

cig-mkr: Kudos to the kid who took her to the prom, do a set of brass balls bigger than any of us.


I dunno if it's a "brass balls" situation. Even an auditorium of snot-nosed high school kids are going to respect what looks to be a genuine act of kindness. In a way it may get him some tail later on. You're right though, he is a gentleman and a scholar.

That being said...

peg_leg: Did he get to potato base?


I laughed more at this than I should have.
 
2012-04-23 07:45:30 PM
dammit
 
2012-04-23 07:45:41 PM
I'm sure it feels great that such a big fuss is made over her getting invited to prom. She must be so proud that she surmounted the insurmountable and found a guy willing to spend a few hours with her out of pity, who is now hailed as a hero by news people for having the compassion-balls to do such a selfless thing.
 
2012-04-23 07:47:01 PM
i386.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-23 07:48:16 PM

NobleHam: compassion-balls


I like this phrase. I'm stealing it now.

"I'm going to go to that soup kitchen, and I'm going to whip out my compassion-balls and teabag the everloving shiat out of hunger!"
 
2012-04-23 07:48:31 PM
i1086.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-23 07:48:40 PM

God-is-a-Taco: 2xhelix:
I have the feeling that sex with girls isn't high on his priority list, he totally pinged my gaydar.


My thoughts were "that's one suave motherfarker for a teenager", so that probably makes sense.
What a horribly awkward, uncoordinated creature I was when I was 16.
It didn't get better.


He is 16 so this is likely not his Senoir Prom. He does come across as pretty suave, so so long as he doesn't make any stupid or nasty comments about her later he has the 'sensitive' and 'suave' angles all locked up and can probably ask any girl at the the school out he wants to in the future.
 
2012-04-23 07:50:52 PM

Mugato: So did she put out?


Who cares? He can now bag every other chick in the school with impunity. "Oh my god, did you hear what he did, that is soooooo sweet!"
 
2012-04-23 07:51:07 PM
But was she hot? I know I'm going to hell for asking... Special hell
 
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